Don’t yell at me, but when I was looking through these photos of Kim Kardashian with her Jenner sisters, all I could think about was “Sad hookers are sad.” I know that’s mean and anti-feminist. I apologize. But they do look sad! Sad and tacky. Kim, Kylie and Kendall came to last night’s VMAs because…? I’m still not sure. It’s not like Kanye West was there, although he was up for one award, Best Hip Hop, which went to Drake. (Who wasn’t there either.) Kim apparently came just to present Sam Smith’s performance. Maybe they’re friends? Why would Sam Smith be friends with Kim though? No, seriously? And Kim seemed freshly Botox’d too.
Anyway, Kim wore this completely ridiculous Balmain dress. This dress was meant for someone built like Kendall Jenner, someone tall with long legs, someone who is a size zero with little to no bust. I guess Balmain made it in a size 4 (!!!) for Kim though and she shimmied into it somehow. This is always the problem with Kim – she thinks she can and should wear major designers without even considering the fact that just because it’s a designer piece, doesn’t mean that it will be flattering on her figure. This makes her look shorter and heavier than she is in reality. And what could have been some sexy California bedhead-style hair ends up looking matted and not all that cute with this bad Balmain.
I can’t find the designer IDs on the Jenner sisters. I don’t mind Kylie’s look – it reminded me of Lorde’s look, honestly. And Kendall is SO slim.
Also: during the impromptu moment of silence for Ferguson and Mike Brown, the camera panned to Kim, Kylie and Kendall. They were texting. Because of course they were.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
They look amazing.
Amazing in the way natural disasters are terrifying, yet amazing?
Amazing in the way when you vomit suddenly, you’re amazed?
Amazing in the way they make Real Dolls™ Look so lifelike Nowadays!! It’s the future Ya’ll!
They ‘do’ look like sad, sad hookers. I also don’t get why they’re there … are why they show at any Celebrity event at all. They are ‘not’ celebrities!
@Emma-the JP Lover, they look like tired hookers, at least Kim does. Kylie looks good though, love her gown.
Why doesn’t Kim just throw in the towel and go topless since she is under the impression that everyone is dying to see those jugs of hers. She looks horrible.
bless parentless children everywhere – the youngest one has had more plastic surgery than the lot of them relative to her age.
I know! it’s so sad to see Kylie (I think that’s the youngest)…she looks completely different and has so much plastic surgery.
At least Kim is an adult. That poor girl isn’t even 18. So so very sad 🙁
at this rate norphan will be getting her first unnecessary inappropriate procedure when she is middle school age
She should NOT pose with those two, they are skinnier, prettier, taller and younger than her and they make her look like a hag clinging desperately to youth. Eeeek! *SMH*
omg fire the stylist, they all look like they need to bath, I am disappointed
One of the models ( Joan Smalls?) wore the same dress as Kim without the boob gap and it looked great.
Kylie looks like she’s wearing a fancy bathrobe. She also looks 30. And what has that poor child done to her face?
Kendall looks okay.
Kylie also looks like she’d rather be napping, lol.
ITA about Kim’s outfit, I saw the pic of it on the model and it’s 100 times better on someone who’s tall and with a smaller chest. But am I surprised that Kim stuffed herself (and her t*ts) into it? No, I am not.
I just couldn’t believe what she was wearing.I am starting to think she does this on purpose just for the attention even if it is bad.As long as her name is out there I guess she doesn’t care.
Kylie’s secret was revealed on Twitter. It’s called “lip contouring”. She’s putting the lip liner and lipstick way above her lip to create a fuller look. It must suck because I can’t imagine eating food with that on my face. Her real lip line can be seen in some photos. Eventually, she’ll screw the makeup and get the fat injections.
She would have to put the lip liner 4 cm above her lipline to go from the way they were to this.
Kylie is very pretty here. A little color might have jazzed it up a little but she still looks stunning. She has beautiful eyes and mouth.
Agree about Kylie! She arguably looks the best among all sisters on most occasions.
She is wearing that dress top-backwards is another reason it looks so wrong. The V is supposed to be in the back, not exposing the chest.
Either ways it would looks the same on her,imo. Budget!
I saw that, too. I guess Kim isn’t the fashion icon that Kayne thinks she is – same dress is embarrassing enough, but looking so much worse than Joan was quite the failure.
Ugh, I agree, she lost “Who Wore It Best?” before US Weekly even had time to go to print. I just don’t understand why, when your hips are the largest part of your body, and your waist is the smallest, you would wear something that emphasizes the former and completely obscures the latter. Also, whoever dressed them should be fired. Kim’s double-sided tape is visible in many shots, as is the whack safety-pin job holding Kylie’s outfit together (check out the gap at the waist in the top pic).
they are about 15 years apart, but it does not show. the one in the bathrobe covers the slit in all of the pics. obviously uncomfortable
Binx, not Joan. I love them both, Binx is all kinds of awesome right now. Who knew Nashville made cool people. 😉
Has anyone seen pics of the back of the model’s dress? I just saw a few pics of the back of KK’s and it looks like a hideous panel was added, without the beading, to “adapt to her curves” (i.e., make it one size bigger on top and three on the bottom). I’m not going to shame KK for her size or proportions, but there is a point at which you have to admit that a particular dress is just not meant for you.
They all look dead in the eyes. Kim is a caricature.
Kim looks like she either just got out of bed and forgot to comb her hair or she’s drugged up. She doesn’t look with it at all.
She’s exhausted from taking care of her daughter. *cough* And all those selfies, makes a girl tired. Waiting for the day her hand permanently freezes into a claw like position from holding up her phone.
I think her face + hair looks pretty good but that dress is just TACKY. Seriously, girls with big boobs (like me and Kim) can not and most importantly should not wear dresses this low-cut.
Both of the sisters’ outfits are fug too.
Kim K. hair looks good and Kylie sandals are nice. The rest as usual is tacky.
I mean, a peephole never hurt anybody. Heck, I think a big-breasted woman can make a statement and have a moment showing off the girls, if it’s not a well you go to often. But exposing herself in some fashion seems to be impulsive for Kim. Still, it’s not even the try-hard neediness and tackiness (and off styling) of the CON.STANT.LY present, up and at ’em, boobs that’s bothering me these days. It’s that they also look in pain too a lot of the time, (it’s tacky and pained and it often looks painful). That’s not hot. Or effortless. Or comfortable and confident. No wonder it’s never stylish. Kim is so mean to her boobs… I bet they hate her.
Most importantly, it’s not flattering. It’s not about the size of Kim or her augmented figure, she picks clothes that don’t work at all for her figure. The dress is hideous on her, worse than the upholstery she wore to the Met.
I actually cackled loudly when I saw what Kim was wearing. Cackled!
Kylie and Kendal look good.
So happy the producers showed what the K girls really are about – themselves and their media. But I doubt it changed anyone’s mind about them if they’re fans.
They look sad AND drowsy. Or drunk?
The texting – trash, as usual.
The texting during a moment of silence for such a serious injustice. Just says it all.
I know. Once again I’m fearful for humanity knowing these people have a following.
i don’t know if they’re completely clueless (as in, don’t even know what is going on in ferguson, and the world in general) or know, and don’t give a flying rat’s a$$. not sure which one is worse. they could do something positive to get their fans interested in real things, but they don’t (this comment isn’t confined to the KKlan, of course).
Kim gets bored so easily when the focus isn’t on her. I remember a sad pic of the sisters in the audience when their brother was performing on stage on the dance show. The others were watching him, but Kim was just looking at her phone and texting. Poor Nori, that will be her memory of her mom, texting away whenever Nori is doing something special.
My gawd those little girls are pretty…and they both have this tall, slender elegance, giving them the illusion of being so much older and wiser than they actually are. But, yeah, they all look sad. Can’t feel bad for Kim, though. She has enough power over her own life to say no to being dresses like a clown.
All I see are little girls that are wearing too much make-up, dressing like they’re thirty and already looking world-weary and over-it. A triptych of sadness without a doubt, it’s not pretty to me.
Horrible garbage people doing horrible garbage things. Throw them into lava already.
Abbott, you are my hero for this comment! Love it!
Aren’t the 2 in black teen-aged? The one in the satin bathrobe looks at least 40 years old!
The mannish squinty-eyed one on the left’s SPLAYED TOES are GROSSING ME OUT.
Abbott, lol
Kaiser-aren’t you the one that said Kim should never pose with her sisters? I kind of agree..maybe that’s mean and anti-feminist of ME, but her sisters are so tall and willowy and their youthfulness really emphasizes KK’s long-ass plastic surgery face.
Also, I’d love to see Kim in a dress without her boobs hanging out. I mean, just ONCE, Kim, can you cover your girls up?
Something nice: I really love the print of her dress..I might be the only one but I’m really feeling that 70s vibe. Reminds me of old pictures of my parents’ first apartment–all red, white, and black. Oh, and Kim’s legs look pretty toned in these pics.
Yes, I said that. Kim’s youngest sisters make her look short & stumpy.
That should be her new nickname–“Stumpy”!
The last thing she should have done was wear boot type shoes, that just added to the stumpiness. Seriously she just never gets it right.
In the second photo, the tall one to the left is standing like something is stuck way up in her undercarriage. Kim has to overdo everything to the point of ruining everything. It’s not a bad dress, it looks okay on the bottom but it wasn’t intended as a vehicle to sell fake breasts. The runway look works because the model is small-breasted.
Yeah, I actually think the bottom is cool. Her legs look good. But the top ruins it, just like you said. She just doesn’t get it.
And they all look sad, as in stoned.
Do you think they are high, GNAT?
I really like Kim’s dress, but the top just fits horribly. It looks like some kind policeman found her stumbling on the road topless and wrapped an old blanket over her shoulders and she is too out of it to keep it on.
Kimmy used to rock the red carpet. She overshadowed Paris back then, a hard feat to accomplish.
They are beautiful girls.
Kim’s outfit, her legs look good, the skirts not bad, the top meh, not to my liking.
+1 – Yeah Kim has great legs and she can pull off a lot of shoes. I also like the skirt as well. I just wish the top was different.
Kim and Sam are friends, they met backstage at a talk show and have supposedly kept talking since then.
It kind of looks like Kim contoured her chest area but I can’t really tell
Kim looks busted standing next to Kendall and Kylie.
The runway look had long sleeves and made it look much more pulled together instead of like she just safety pinned a kitchen rug over her shoulders.
http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2014/08/25/kim-kardashian-balmain-2014-mtv-video-music-awards-vma/
Wow! That side by side is incredible. I hope KK sees that and finally realizes that she does not have the body to pull off the majority of looks she wears. Just because it’s ‘designer’ or ‘couture’ doesn’t mean you should wear it, Kim.
Kim next to the model, I do not know why, but all I see is Rumpelstiltskin.
BaHaHAAA! Kitchen rug!
I was going to say, a little more of the dress, a lot less of the ho-bag and we’re off to the races. I do love Balmain.
They probably needed the sleeves to widen the back of the skirt.
Money buys a lot of things….class and good taste ain’t one of them.
Kim looks stumpy and also drugged. Pathetic that 17 year old Kylie thinks it appropriate to wear a dress with that high a slit. Also, texting during the Ferguson observance… this family SMH.
I don’t mind the high slit, especially considering how conservative the rest of her dress is.
They were texting during the Ferguson observance? Ugh.
Of course Kim decides to finally wear color again now that the tall thin young ones are standing right next to her.
She always color coordinates with the other two sisters, but not these two, oh no.
I actually really love Kim’s outfit! It would’ve look 100% better if the bust gap isn’t that wide – in short, it’s not for big boobies top. I like Kendall’s outfit too. Kylie’s dress looks too old for her. It’s one of those boring, matron-ish dress that only Jolie can pull off! In fact, it looks like a copy cat of Jolie’s dress in one of Pitt’s movie premiere.
Kylie has had so much surgery she no longer looks her age or even remotely like herself.
What sour puss faces. It’s like they are suffering having to grace the awards with their presence.
The outfit makes Kim look short and stumpy, especially next to the taller women. Stupid choice. And I can’t believe that someone in a glorified bathrobe is the best dressed of the three of them, IMO.
They all look like they took the world’s biggest Xanax.
The debate about who is the best looking Kardashian is over. It’s Kylie.
Cosmetic procedures have given her an edge.
this is the first time that i find Kylie prettier than Kendall. I think Kylie actually did benefit from lip injection cause she actually looks prettier with it. i just looked up before picture to make sure and yeah she really does look great with fuller lips.
She did something to her eyebrows too right? a brow lift?
http://www.girlsfashionworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/kylie-jenner-plastic-surgery.jpg
Wow! That’s pretty dramatic! She’s got a Megan Fox thing going on now a little bit, eh?
She shaved down her chin too.
It seems like she had plastic surgery to get that klassic “Kardashian” look. IF she stops now, she looks great. But the Kardashians don’t seem to know when to quit, I don’t know that she will either.
I’ve seen some earlier photos where she definitely looked like she had hooded eyelids, so I’d guess she definitely had a brow lift and eye surgery.
Good grief. She’s taking the short, sharp road to looking like Kim.
I am stunned at the transformation. Is that what a brow lift can do? I mean, there’s really no other explanation, right? Even if I went to the best aesthetician in town, they could not pluck, wax, thread, or fill my brows into looking that different. The lips, I guess you could get with lip liner (maybe) but no way with the brows.
Also, Kim looks like ethnic Tori Spelling in one of the photos of her alone. I think her dress is interesting but not so much with the girls hanging out the front. Enough already.
Kylie has her hair in a sidepart. The others have a middle part. Hair parted in the middle -Avril Lavigne style- looks bad on almost everyone, especially if the hair is covering the face so much.
KKW is beyond tacky…why even wear a top.
Dead eyes, jacked faces, and t*ts/skin everywhere. Same ol same ol. The testing is vile and trashy and expected
I love Kylie’s dress (and Kendall always is able to rock a jumpsuit) – it looks like something La Jolie should wear. Sexy but modest… love it.
The younger girls look great — but sadly, I do think Kylie has had face work to compete with Kendall’s natural beauty.
KKW’s nose is starting to look a little Michael Jackson-ish. That’s all I’ve got.
Beyond questioning why this declasse trio was at this event, I must wonder why the event still occurs in the first place. Does anyone still make videos anymore? Does anyone see them? And further, does anyone care?
Try-hard and rude, but typical for this clan.
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That’s Kylie Jenner on the left in the silk shirt/robe thing? Holy mother of plastic surgery batman! I mean… good work. But wow. She looks like a different person. All this surgery lately is just weirding me out.
I wish they had included James Foley, in the moment of silence….
I thought the same thing.
Kim’s outfit is U. G. L. Y. Just because a designer’s name is on it doesn’t mean it’s wonderful. And if Kim had one iota of sense she’d stop posing with her much younger, taller, thinner sisters. The contrast just emphasizes all the “wrong” about Kim’s look.
So very true !
Why were they there though? Especially if all you’re going to do is text. You can do that at home.
kim neeeds to stop messing with her nose.
no bueno.
Big mistake for Kimmie to stand in the middle of those tall, slim girls….but one thing she is not lacking in is bravado or confidence (for whatever reason). She looks like a stuffed short piggy and seemed stiff as a rock when reading off of the teleprompter. Kendall got her father’s build, tall and thin and poor Kylie is just filler, 17 going on 30 and will be burned out and used up before she’s 19. Still don’t understand why anyone wants to kuwtk…unless you dream of partying with Fist Brown…sigh
Ewww…that picture with Kim in the middle just makes her look so short and stocky and dirty. Truly disgusting pictues. There is nothing attractive about any of them and how can a 17 year old and 18 year old look so used up already? Kylie needs to stop with her lips. That’s all.
Kylie looks INCREDIBLE. I’m not a Kardashian fan, but I can’t even hate. She looks like a grown woman, but it’s still tasteful. The lipstick, the dress, the hair – everything is so dramatic and I’m in love with it. Kim looks stumpy and uncomfortable, per usual. Did anyone notice that the sleeves on the jumper Kendall wore had been cut off? You can see the horrible cutting on the sides. And I thought she didn’t want to be associated with the Kardashian brand, for the sake of her modeling career. I guess she remembered that she’d have no opportunities without the name “Kardashian”.
I still cannot get over how amazing Kylie looked. She was the best dressed, on my personal list.
Why does Kim always have her tongue sticking out from her lips? Is she trying for see if there’s feeling there? Or is that her sexy face?
That’s how snakes assess their surroundings. 😜
Kim looks boobilicious as always, but I actually like this look on her. I mean, the pattern is all kinds of tacky, but the mini-skirt is working for me, and I even like her shoes.
But, while they’re family, and I know she loves them, she really, really, really shouldn’t stand next to those Jenner girls. They make her look terrible by comparison.
Why doesn’t Kim smile anymore? It’s so freaking strange to me, is she not capable from all the Botox? Does she not want wrinkles from smiling? She truly looks dead inside with this godawful face she makes all the time, it’s not cute!
Kim thinks just meeting someone one time makes them her “friend”. She was on Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago and Sam Smith was the musical host…that’s where they met for the first time (and I think only time).
Her breasts, what has she done to them? They all of a sudden are lifted and don’t need a bra?
Also, disgusting they couldn’t even do a moment of silence. There is some backlash about this on twitter…but don’t worry they’ll be new pics of North West up by the end of today to take care of that.
why does Kim always have to have her breasts sticking out – scared no one will pay attention to her otherwise. What a joke!! I shouldn’t even be giving her these 5 secs attention that it took to post. SAD
If I can see your nipple makeup, you need to put the puppies away. Second time this week with Kimmy. Vom.
How much surgery did the one on the right have? I thought she was some forty-year-old madam at first glance.
+1. That will never not be funny 🙂
Okay, how did I reply to myself? I meant to reply to Lizzie K! Ack! :/
“B*tch, how you not the hobbit again?”
Yes!! Let this joke be made in every story about her
Kim as Aztec sacrificial maiden in John Water’s upcoming spectacular “Tijuana Road Trip!”
Not a giant fan of black. It’s too safe, even if you have a thigh slit up to here and a visible bra. It’s a Kardashian trademark look and it’s boring. Surprise us with color, ladies.
The younger Jenner has her entire life to wear dresses like that. I’d love to see her in something younger, less Diane Lane.
The older Jenner needs to step away from the sheer + brassiere. She’s a gorgeous fashion professional. This outfit looks like K-Mart off-the-rack, list price $49.99, including the shoes. This young woman is far too talented as a model to dress like this.
“This outfit looks like K-Mart off-the-rack, list price $49.99, including the shoes” lol – THIS!!!!
Here’s how she fitted in the dress …
http://dlisted.com/2014/08/24/this-is-what-those-pieces-of-trash-were-doing-during-the-ferguson-tribute-at-the-mtv-vmas/wenn21641014/
The black leather on the sides of the zip has been inserted – usually the red beading should run straight down the zip.
😉
So that’s how she was able to wear a size 4 dress, by turning it into a size 8 dress. Cool.
Kim – Balmain is not your friend. That is all.
I don’t mind Kylie’s look. But I don’t get why Kendall keeps dressing like a 40-year-old socialite. And the bitch-face is strong with Kendall.
On another note … I don’t know how comfortable I am with Kylie’s nipple situation.
Seriously, aren’t you sixteen? Put a bra on until you are 18 …
They all look like they need a nap, but I actually do think the Jenner sisters look gorgeous. They are really, really pretty.
Kim looks like a walking tupperware with a cool hip print on the tap.
Kylie has achieved beautiful. She has a very sultry look now. Prettier than Kim although one shouldn’t really compare amongst siblings.
While Kylie looks better than them all, not going to believe it’s lip contouring. She’s had some stuff done even if it is just injections tower mouth.
Also, the texting during the tribute is disgusting. They probably have no idea who he is/was. It’s funny the camera didn’t cut kt them during that moment seeings how they did every two minutes during the rest of the show.
Off topic: Sam Smith was ROBBED. But then again this is only MTV. The Grammys mean something right?
That one award was fan voted, so not really a big deal. More like a popularity vote by teenagers.
Oh I see. Explains why the talentless got awarded instead.
Kim: my grandma thew something over her
sofa that looked like that
Kylie? : every picture has her hand at the top of the slit. If u are not comfortable , don’t wear it .
Or maybe wax?
The other one: blah…….
It kind of shows how small Kim is though. I think Kendal is about 5’8 and Kim’s still dwarfed by her despite wearing heels. I think they are all quite beautiful to be honest. None of them are wearing anything I would wear and Kim’s got her junk out but that aside, they look beautiful.
What Kim fails to realize is she looks like a parody standing next to the other two who are gorgeous by the way.
Is Kim trying to turn into Kanye’s beloved Carine Roitfeld?
And does she have a new nose? Or is it the puffy lips that make her face different?
I see it but I don’t think Kim could ever pull of that effortless French look. That look really requires you to have roll out of bed hair and no makeup. I see it everyday. funny thing is Carine is really hard looking (I’m not sure how old she is) but still pulls off the look. I saw her in Collette once for a signing with Garance Dore and she looked ROUGH but natural. She didnt seem to care that she looked a mess and that requires confidence. Kimmie will never be able to achieve that.
Kim looks ridiculous next to her sisters! Honestly, these people get way toooooo much attention for NOTHING. Im so glad Bey showed Kim what being a REAL STAR is all about!!!!!!!
Does anyone else think she looks like Octomom?
Does anyone else think she looks like Octomom?
She’s such a bore. All she lives for is to have her photo taken and to do professionally done photo-shopped selfies.
Does anyone else think Nicki Minaj went to Kim’s plastic surgeon when she got her new butt? It’s about the same, unless photoshopped kind of dumpy.
Why don’t they smile? Is it tacky to smile?
Kim always looks like $hit. Is Kylie the younger Jenner? If so, this girl certainly got the looks in the family; she’s beautiful. The older Jenner, the model, seems pretty ‘plain jane’ to me.
Kim’s default setting is tacky.
That dress reminds me of one of those rugs you lay on the floor and play checkers on. Crown me Kanye! Ugghhhhhhhh
Thise other two Zombies aside, Kim looks to me like an extra from a veh veh low budget ‘Cleopatra’ movie, who nicked some gear when her part was cut….some Roman guy’s sandals, and the (male) palace scribes’s daytime outfit.
Kim’s makeup and hair looked nice. I think the dress was appropriate for the venue. At least she wore something kinda interesting; there were not a lot stand out fashions last night. It’s a very hard dress to wear and you need legs to wear it. Even the model barely pulled it off.
Kylie dresses way too mature and provocative for her age. Kendall’s outfit was boring.
I cannot wrap my head around Kim K’s total lack of understanding of how to dress for her body. I mean, it’s not like she just hit puberty and doesn’t know how to deal with being curvy yet. And she has access to plenty of options. I am built like Kim (except in the butt region, thank God!), short (i prefer “petite,” thank you very much!) and busty as hell. Super low cut top on a busty girl? NO. *Obvious* no. Shoes that cut you off mid-calf on a short girl? NO. We short and busty girls learned this by our 20s. Without designer access or zillions of photos of ourselves to see.
Damn Kim, it’s not that hard to figure out!
Kylie and Kendall….. hair and makeup is actually very pretty. (I never remember which is Kylie and which is Kendekk and Im not sure why I need to.). But one of the KJs left on their mom’s bathrobe and forgot to change maybe?
As for Kim…..what a pitiful joke. This must be the worst thing I’ve ever seem her wear….and given her video debut, that’s saying something.
Kim needs to tuck those boobs away once and for all. So sick of her cleavage.
If you will notice the beading is so heavy on those huge sleeves she can’t bend her hairs at the elbow very well so she posed and walked around with her arms stuck straight down all night….I bet that dressed weight 10 lbs or more with all the beading…..but sew up the bottom and it would make a great tote bag…..
Unflattering AND tacky.
Kim looks bangin’!
My sister played Pocahontas in elementary and my Mom dressed her up in Mexican Zapotec rugs for her costume. It was similar to Kimmy’s dress.
Kim looks like some waif being rescued by the attendants from the institution.
Graduated from wearing drapes to rugs. Then there are stilts and ?
I’m willing to bet that it was one of PMK’s old table runners.
Could they have nastier expressions on their faces. Kim’s dress is hideous
Kim’s face is starting to look like Lil Kim’s and I didn’t realize she is so short. And I guess I’m in the minority, but I think Kylie’s face is big improvement from her old one. Last observation, Kendall looks rather high fashion standing next to her sisters.
Didn’t Balmain make the long sleeved dress she wore the night before the wedding? I freaking LOVED that dress. This one, not so much. It’s too afghan meets table-runner.
She is just plain gross. With all that money and still can’t dress herself. Why does she even bother wearing tops – we all know she has big boobs – enough already. Somebody needs to show her how to dress for her body type.
Kendall and Kim need to put a shirt on. Kylie needs to sew up the side of her dress… it was funny when Angelina Jolie did the keg thing, not so much for Kylie. Makes her look too Kardashy.
I do like the colors and pattern on Kim’s dress, there just isn’t enough material on top. There is only one way to look naked, an infinite number of ways to look clothed. That’s why the clothed look is more interesting.