Jeff Golblum gave a lovely interview to GQ. No shade at all, for real. It’s so rare that a magazine like GQ will interview an actor like Goldblum, and the result is one of the most charming celebrity profiles I’ve read in a while. Goldblum isn’t really good at soundbytes or dropping juicy quotes or bitchy quotes, but he’s a flirt and a weirdo and it comes across as absolutely charming. You can read the full piece here. He references his engagement to 31-year-old Emilia Livingston (he’s 61) and he totally leaves open the possibility of kids. Because of course. Some highlights:

He loves being in good cardiovascular health: “It’s the little things—taking the stairs, parking the car far away—that count.” He lifts his shirt over his belly button (Jeff Goldblum has an innie, by the way—phew) and shows me the Fitbit hooked discreetly to the waist of his pants. It’s 10 A.M., and so far today he has taken 2,000 steps. He aims for 11,000 to 12,000 every day.

On if he’s thinking about kids: “No,” he says, but then his eye twinkles again. “But, you know, they are cute, aren’t they?”

His “baby” is an 11-month-old red-haired poodle named Woody Allen Goldblum: “Woody Allen [the dog] was originally reddish, I believe—kind of freckly and red-y.” During the day, Jeff and Woody (the poodle) go on long walks together—it helps Goldblum reach his step count—and those walks sometimes end in naps. “He’s gotten to be a very good partner in bed. He’s very delightfully loving, soulful, tactile, sensual… Yesterday, I must say, I took a nap with him—we’re evolving more and more in closeness and bonding, and we took a midday, the two of us. Well, to tell the truth, he was already taking a little siesta, and I kind of arranged myself close nearby. We were, you know, together. Cuddling.”

Upon seeing his interviewer’s engagement ring: “I love that little thing! Who’s this Moses of yours? I should be crying. But I love his taste in rings. I’m opposed to the… I like something…modest, un-bling-y, anti-bourgeois, should we say? More bohemian, artist.”

[From GQ]

Apparently, he loves walking everywhere and he asked the interviewer to call him “Punctuality Goldblum”. He also has a jazz band and he likes to perform and talk to the audience. His pickup line usually involves some variation of holding a woman’s hand and telling her that she looks like some forgotten “young and beautiful” actress. F—k it, I would probably have his baby too. #Initforlife

Photos courtesy of Peggy Sirota/GQ.