Seems like every celebrity has something to say about Paris-gate these days, and Cameron Diaz is one of them. Here’s the latest from the mind of Cameron:

“People make bad choices and they make them for all different reasons and for whatever reason she made her bad choices, she’s going to have to deal with it, period, and that’s her journey.”

The ‘Shrek the Third’ star continued: “She just has to get it plastered all over the world and [have] 10 helicopters around her house, which I live not too far from — I was like, ‘Can you keep it down?’ So we all suffer when Paris suffers.”

[From ETonline.com]

Aww, poor baby. Not. It’s a good thing Cameron is in the business of acting, because she makes a lousy philosopher. Aside from trying too hard to sound like she reads Confucious in her spare time, the only thing Cameron seems worried about is getting some peace and quiet at her house. She’s not worried that Paris is about to be tossed around prison by angry lesbians. Nope. Cameron just wishes her neighbor would stay the fuck out of trouble because she doesn’t want no damn helicopters circling her house.

I don’t feel sorry for Cameron’s noise pollution problems and I hardly think it can be called “suffering”. That’s the price you have to pay when you live near the one of the most photographed celebrities in the world. I feel more sorry for the viewers of TRL who had to see Cameron Diaz in the most hideous pair of overalls I’ve ever seen. It looks kind of like what Julia Roberts wore in Pretty Woman, except it’s made of denim. Awful. My eyes are suffering.

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