Adnan Ghalib charged with 3 felonies for hit and run

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Last week professional douchebag/paparazzo Adnan Ghalib tried to run over a process server who was trying to serve him legal papers. And of course, he fled. Because he’s a professional douchebag, and that’s what douchebags do. Now, thanks to that little act of genius, Ghalib’s been charged with three felonies, has a warrant out for his arrest, and could theoretically spend up to seven years in prison. Yay!

Sometimes you just can’t tell who your friends are. Literally. Britney Spears’ ex-admirer Adnan Ghalib is facing felony charges for allegedly hitting a process server with his car as the guy tried to present Ghalib with the Spears family’s restraining order against him, according to Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office spokeswoman Jane Robison.

Ghalib was charged Tuesday with assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit-and-run for the alleged Feb. 11 incident. Prosecutors have asked that bail be set at $110,000. Ghalib is facing up to seven years in prison if convicted on all charges. The paparazzo is accused of hitting the man in an alley behind Ghalib’s Encino, Calif., apartment, where the server was presumably waiting for a chance to deliver his wares to Ghalib.

Per the criminal complaint, Ghalib started to drive toward the man, who, in order to avoid being pinned against a garbage truck, jumped onto the hood of Ghalib’s Mercedes. Ghalib swerved and the alleged victim fell off, breaking his wrist and sustaining other injuries. The defendant then drove away without stopping.

In the meantime, despite his alleged efforts to dodge the paperwork, Ghalib is also required to stay at least 500 yards away from Spears. The restraining order is in effect until at least tomorrow, when the parties are due back in court.

[From E! News]

It would make me so happy if Adnan actually spent some time in prison. I’m sure the inmates would have an extra special time with him, what with his minor celebrity/notoriety and all. People like him make me so angry. He honestly just doesn’t believe that the rules apply to him too. Don’t want to be served legal papers? Well then it’s absolutely fine to run over the guy trying to serve them to you. I mean that’s your right, you shouldn’t have to deal with anything you don’t want to deal with.

I’m sure he’ll plead it all down to misdemeanors. But until he does, I can still imagine the attention that faux-hawk of his is going to get in prison.

Here’s Adnan uncomfortably close to a car last February. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

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  1. Blah Girls says:

    hit and run??? wow please arrest him

  2. Rreedy says:

    He is greasy looking. Where is he from, anyway? Is he here legally?

  3. Kayleigh says:

    He looks like one of those guys from Tool Academy. He should probably hit that up.

  4. RAN says:

    I hope he spends some time in prison – can’t stand the puke

  5. Judy says:

    That is a good way to get rid of that scum put his ass in prison where he should have gone after what he did to Brit.

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