Joe Francis To Spend More Time Behind Bars, And Not The Good Kind

A federal judge ruled yesterday that Girls Gone Wild empresario and all around ass Joe Francis should be sent to Nevada to face tax evasion charges once he finishes serving his contempt of court sentence in Florida.

Finally! There is justice in the world after all (well, except when it comes to Paris – she must have a giant horseshoe stuck up her narrow ass).

Townhall.com reports:

Joe Francis, 34, should be released from Bay County custody Tuesday after serving a 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Florida prosecutors want Francis to remain in custody for unresolved 2003 criminal charges involving filming minors in sexual situations on Panama City beach.

But Federal Magistrate Judge Larry Bodiford ruled that Francis should first face federal tax evasion charges in Reno, Nevada.

Joe Grammer, a spokesman for State Attorney Steve Meadows, said the state would appeal Bodiford’s ruling to US District Judge Richard Smoak.

It sucks being Joe Francis at the moment, and I am happy about it. I was feeling really bummed about the whole Paris Hiton getting away with murder thing that came out earlier, but luckily this news brings a little cheer to my day. Joe Francis needs to go away for a long time, and if it won’t be for crimes against women, I’ll settle on him being sent to the pokey for tax evasion. Anything just to make him learn his lesson and let him be someone’s prison bitch longer. We need to send whatever judge sat on this case over to LA to take of the Paris situation.

If he’s being docked by the IRS, do you think they will take away his Girls Gone Wild empire? And how will slutty American Idol rejects be able to springboard to Penthouse careers in the future? Frat boys everywhere will revolt if that happens.

Note by Celebitchy: I found this older article you may have heard of already about how Joe Francis is freaking out in jail, freezing, unable to sleep at night and suffering anxiety attacks. A cop-killer in a nearby cell was shouting out constantly for several days “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”

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