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Yes but will Beiber be in the next Pirates movie? He could play a swash-buckling douchebag. He and Orly could act out thier wimpy “fight” while Miranda humps on Johnny.
lol
Poor Orly…now he’s a hasbeen
That’s clearly what Miranda thought. He was still quite the star when they first hooked up. Joke’s on you gold digger!
You mean he’s not a hasbeen because of POC5? Who goes to see these crapfests?
What happened to his looks? He looks so different!
I think the real question here is why does he insist on that harrable haircut?
I think that shirt could take a hike along with the hair mousse.
BTW, you got us in trouble with the Flagging fairies in another thread. They have waved their wands at our comments and ‘poof’.
Oops, nope still there. I have to stop doing Franc-O shots in the morning.
Ha, that’s funny. I did have a response to you not go through earlier, but that’s because I called you a spammy spam spammer Trollzilla!
Mmm, FRANC-O shots.
You’re just asking for it now. Pushing your luck, like Walter White.
Oh you have noooo idea (okay maybe you do). Now that is a man after my own heart. Or something.
Anyways, look at this pic I found of you and your sandwich. Tee hee!
https://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/scarjo-franco.jpg
I’m so conflicted and nauseated and amused at once.
I love it when you talk to me like that. #success
There will be blood.
The hair needs to be changed. Like spring cleaning that is 8 years over due!
I’m sorry, Kiddo, let’s be friends again. As a conciliatory gesture, I fashioned this gift for you.
http://gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Screen-shot-2012-03-05-at-10.45.56-AM.png
I fear the link. Someone who is less diabolical than the moob-monster-mimif, please tell me what it is. Oh there’s a name for her, moobzillaf!
Lmao that actually is the most underground username ever, I like it.
Click on the link or there will be retribution (seriously, you’ll laugh).
How do you find these things? Or was it a DIY project while your bf sang along with Katie Perry? That little dude has a good butt.
Yes, I agree @mimif… it’s to do with the hair.
Bad cut that is neither short enough or conversly long enough… and lighten up on the pomade Bloom!
I think everything would be fine if he just went back to the platinum mane and the elf ears. 😉
That haircut is inspired by his pirate roles; he obviously loves it! I think he needs to go with a crew cut or a shorter, cleaner, more boyish look, and yeah, lose the wax or gel; it makes him look greasier than ever. Also, he should buff up a little bit more. He’s too tanned and doesn’t use a good moisturiser. And he has this slouchy, semi-sleazy wardrobe that also needs to go.
Mariska Hargitay has an Instagram! I should not be this excited right?!?!
I’m with you!! LOVE her!!
It’s sad that this movie series is allowed to keep going.
It should have stopped after 1.
^^ this
May I disagree? Part III was very entertaining but IV was too much.
After seeing Michael Sheen on The Late Late show I totally get it. Smart and funny is sexy.
Totally agree – that gets me way more than a pretty face and perfect bod.
Ditto on the personality trumps looks, but I couldn’t help laughing (out loud) at the Adam Duritz reference and photos…. I mean, it’s sort of true.
Adam Duritz is so attractive to me. Not good looking, but attractive. He’s a ridiculously talented musician, poet, and an all around nice guy. I always say everyone has at least one “irrational crush” who no one else understands… he’s totally mine.
No they should have stopped at three! Four was crap!
I liked the first 2 pirate films. I saw the 3rd and did not really care for it. Never saw the 4th.
I didn’t even know there was a fourth! Poor Orly is right, I used to crush on him so bad. It’s true though, I had no idea who Miranda was before she got with him.
I must be the only one who LOVES all four movies. Was the fourth one necessary? NO. But I will go and see all of them.
I remember when the first one came out, because my older sister got it for Christmas. It very, very quickly became MY movie (seriously, she still rolls her eyes at me every time I mention it).
I’m with you Virgilia Coriolanus, I love all 4 movies, and glad they are making more. Pirates are not everyone’s cup of tea, and those that dislike them can go watch something else 🙂 The more pirate movies the merrier! I do hope Orlando returns back to his character.
I love that the link stated exactly the thought that popped into my mind: “Of course he is.”
I’d say he should get a hit movie under his belt, then talk to someone about writing a solid TV role for him that plays to his strengths (he’s not that great of an actor, but he’s good in certain roles) but that’s visibly different from his Pirates and LotR roles. Nothing like being in people’s homes every week for a few months for them to change their image of you.
Is it me or is he literally turning into an Elf? Pointy ears, pointy nose, squinty eyes…
Can a person turn into an elf? Like, if I wanted to, could I turn into King Kong? Because I have a huuuuge nuclear lizard that I’ve been trying to deal with. Anyway, just asking.
These days, isn’t Orlando Bloom open to any new projects? It’s sad to see him at this state of his career when he used to be doing big blockbuster features.
I’m quite sure he is open to new projects. He’s just not getting cast in them, or at least not in anything that he considers to be at his level. If you think about actors in their late 30s who mostly do dramatic roles and have predominantly female fanbases, you end up with a pretty long list. A lot of the guys on it come with shiny new media buzz, or a better track record with non-franchise movies, or more acclaim and awards for their performances.
I think he’s capable of getting things back on track and I’m sure he wants to, but this sort of thing is hard.
Well I am certainly relieved. Pirates of the Carribean 5: Johnny Needs a New Island (working title) wouldn’t be the same without him.
Poor basterd . Is this what it’s come too.
5???
Orlando has lost his fresh, pretty-boy looks. I think he lacks charisma and presence on screen, which probably explains his career trajectory. Of course he’d do 5, and 6+ if he were offered it; he’s not getting any decent roles whatsoever to speak of.
What is that small tiny stick looking thing in his left ear in the large header pic? Anyone else see that?
It isn’t like he has anything else. He was never a good actor, it was just his looks that he got away with. Oh well, he can always try modeling as his next job.
Mmmmm Michael Sheen in Underworld, so sexy. Was the best part of that series other than the total girl crush I still have on Kate Beckensale
If you wish to keep your hair that long and shapeless, fine. but it will need to be conditioned and coiffed daily. You cannot just let it airdry and not wash for days. He has good quality hair, but that is not enough to keep it look attractive w/o doing anything.
And no mousse or gel. He needs an aerosol spray to hold it in shape. It looks greasy and messy. His hair looked out-of-this-world good in Three Musketeers. He was the vain and fashion-savvy villain in that. One of his better performances.