I will never understand Kim Kardashian’s style. Ever. These are some pics of Kim, out and about in LA yesterday. The idea of this outfit was decent – a long, simple black skirt and a white tank – but the execution is awful. I will never understand Kim’s insistence on wearing clothes that fit her like sausage casing. I will never understand Kim’s insistence on trying to make any kind of cropped top “happen” on her body. And the waistband on that skirt is tragic.
Here’s a good Kardashian conspiracy. Remember how Kim and Kanye purchased a huge Bel Air mansion last year, and then they set about stripping it and remodeling it to Kanye-tastic specifications? Eventually, they gave up on the Bel Air mansion and they recently purchased another mansion in a gated community of Hidden Hills. The whole time the Bel Air mansion was being renovated, Kim and Kanye allegedly lived with Lucifer’s Homegirl. Now Kim and Kanye have very, very quietly put the Bel Air mansion on the market, marking up the price to $11 million (they purchased it for $9 million). From what I’ve heard, the Kanye-specific renovations aren’t even half-way completed. Who is going to want to pay that much for gold toilets and mirrored ceilings?
And we’re still waiting on any kind of news about Kim’s second pregnancy. She’s telling people that she’s actively trying to get pregnant and she’s off birth control or something. I really hope she gets knocked up again. Please let her be pregnant twinsies with Duchess Kate!!!
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Always tragic!!!!!!
I don’t think she owns a mirror!!! And her rear end is just so fake!!
It is. It just looks like someone stuffed half a boulder in her ass skin.
Like a poop – filled diaper if you ask me.
That outfit would look better on Jessica Biel or someone that has a real body.Notice I used the word real.Her fake,cartoonish figure would ruin any outfit.We all know she had a fake butt, but where did the extra wide hips come from?I can’t figure it out.
Kim lies alot. She mentioned recently that she lost 30 pounds in two weeks. What a bunch of BS. Her arms don’t look toned and neither does her body. Her butt looks so huge and it looks like she had fat injections on her hips as well plus fake tits and lips. Why would any man in their right mind want his wife to go out looking like a porn ho all the time???
Beverly Hillbilly!!
Ohhhh so flattering! mwaaahaahahahaaa! Has this twit ever worn anything flattering?
Tragic. Just like the whole existence of the Kardashians! Shows no amount of money can buy taste or class!
Tragic as always. Rarely do I wear high heals, but does wearing them non stop eventually do something to your feet?
Yep it sure does. Destroys them. Hammer toes, bunions, misshapen, etc. plus carring around dat ass had gotta put pressure on her feet like no ones business!
I’ve been told second hand– passed on from someone’s doctor, so this may or may not be true, but sounds right–that wearing high heels non-stop is the number #1 reason for knee issues-read knee replacement, later in life.
Oh no – yes I have knee issues and I am 38 – must now wear shorter heels, makes me sad but also gets me from Point A to Point B more reliably and in less pain.
Going down stairs in heels is a nightmare for my knees.
It can cause bunions and the like. I’ve known people who had to receive surgery due to one of the foot bones getting screwed up. It can cause a multitude of leg and foot problems.
I think Kim Kardashian dresses exclusively for men. She is always highlighting her curves and wearing super tight clothes. I think she knows why she is dressing like this and is probably encouraged by her manager as well.
but doesnt she just take her pap stroll to the car then go home and give herself collagen injections or google herself? that should be ok
That skirt is doing her no favors. A gypsy one would perform wonders.On her behalf, I have to say she has nice and surprisingly tone arms.
Really? I don’ t think they look toned at all. Just slim, but not any sort of muscle definition whatsoever. I always find how “soft” she looks to be odd since she gets papped at the gym often enough. What is she doing? Same thing with Khloe. Khloe goes to the gym all the time but nothing looks toned but her butt. Does Hollywood have places that are registered as gyms and look like gyms, but they are actually masquerading as another business?
Yes – you’ve got it! A ginormous Changing Room To The Stars.
Membership only for Taylor Swift and KKs of the world.
That outfit is a lawsuit waiting to happen….its so tight, it could snap off her and hurt someone!
You win.
LOL
Gah! And, the shoes!
Gah!! And, those duck lips!!
Flattering? Yeah, if your goal is to look like a bunch of balloons shoved into a garbage bag.
My suggestion: the phrase “steps out” should be _permanently banned._ I will literally scream if I have to read it again. Some alternatives: “wears”; “goes out”; “appears”; “looks ridiculous in….” etc etc……
Eheh… “garbage-bag baloons”… lovely choice of words.
I don’t know if it’s her horrible taste in clothes or if it’s butt-implants/fillers, but she looks very disproportionate. Sigh. She was such a lovely looking girl before her various attempts at “bettering” her appearance. Shame.
@MacScore:
I laughed out loud at that. You nailed it. All I could think of was “Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!” (in case some non-US readers don’t know that term it’s a tagline from a trash bag commercial)
Ho there!
I see what you did there.
lol
My god that ass is just ridiculous. She just cannot dress her shape and it’s because of the ass. She can pick some nice clothes but they just don’t suit her.
I really think she got implants. Old photos of her show a smaller bum and not just because she was thinner.
She makes herself look bigger with these outfits. She looks like a stuffed sausage.
Not flattering at all but she doesn’t care. It just gives her more publicity, unfortunately.
Totally agree! A couple sizes up in the skirt, the tank a little looser and tucked in instead of tied (?) into a crop, and a pair of cute flats would look SO MUCH BETTER.
That skirt seems so restrictive. Not made for walking or sitting comfortably. Why does she do it to herself?
Also restrictive is the calf length spanxx underneath the painted on mess of a skirt. You can be comfortable and fashion forward. Emma stone, Gwen stefani, Nicole Ritchie.
Kim’s style is Kanye’s style. He’s picking out her clothes. She was never a great dresser,but since she’s been with Kanye her style has become People of Walmart bad.
‘People of Walmart bad’ LOL
How insulting to the People of Walmart to be compared to that!! LOL!
How does she make pretty basic monochrome look so devastating? It’s just a white tshirt and a black skirt, how is it this disastrous?
Why you’re all so critic? This is the second coming of Coco Chanel!!!
These basic people don’t recognize iconic and legendary when it’s walking right in front of them. I’m glad someone else is seeing the light and appreciating Coco Chanel 2.0. God bless.
Right? This woman was the cover of Vogue, she’s married to the fantastic Kanye, she can drop names just as she breath, look at that ass, is a fashion statement. She is a BRAND!
who DARE people criticize a married christian woman?
Actually, in an interview Kanye said Kim is the new Marilyn Monroe. That was in response to someone saying that Kate Upton was the modern day MM. Kanye, of course, had to rant about KK being the most famous woman on the planet, we all know KK is the modern MM, etc., etc.
Now let’s all wait for KK to get her star on the Walk of Fame. Excuse me while I go toss my dinner.
If the skirt was just a tiny bit looser, just so that it wasn’t stretched to the point of being shiny across her thighs, it wouldn’t be a total disaster. That said, she has looked way worse. This should probably be counted as a success for her.
@JB, you made me laugh because you are correct: for her this is good.
Heavy sigh.
I don’t get the ‘conspiracy’ with their house. It’s pretty clear cut to me. They tore it apart, never moved in, bought a new house. Are selling the old one. Where’s the conspiracy???
I really wanted to see what it was going to look like,no doubt over the top.
I think the theory is that they are never going to move in together, and selling the house after making a huge deal about buying and redoing it is a way to hide that fact a bit longer.
I saw some pictures of the new house before they bought it and it’s GORGEOUS. They’re probably gonna tear it down and buy water beds and leopard print couches and stick Chanel signs everywhere to make it klassy. Sigh.
So, keeping up the kardashians was a long guilty pleasure of mine. It started when I was in high school and I thought they were the neatest thing but I haven’t watched it in about two seasons. Last week I was stuck in a hotel room and saw Netflix had the first season, so I watched the first ever episode. OMG! I can’t believe I ever thought they were cool! And they seriously set up the entire series right there, it was like everyone was playing a role…they marked Scott as villain right away, Bruce pushover etc. I’m going to blame my previous obsession with them as a youthful in description, idk why I didn’t see it so clear before!
Yes, and were you able to recognize Kim? She has changed the most. She even looks like a different ethnicity. Why would she feel the need to do that? I don’t know. I really liked her original nose.
n-o. NO.
How can she think that is attractive, flattering??? Help me out here. Something.
And who wants a rear end like that. The Michelin Ma’am?
Have a big ass is not something girls like me grew up wanting. It’s quite the opposite. What the hel??
She has the long spanx underneath. That skirt is terrible.
Am I the only one who likes those tan gladiators of hers. The shoes are cool but ofcourse Kim is wearing it with the wrong outfit.
I could see myself wearing the gladiator heels with a cute black/white sleeveless gown with a flared skirt that hits an inch above knee. Or a dark blue skinny jean and a white silk tank top. The options are endless.
But seriously, why do many celebs have such a crappy fashion taste and style? It’s a friggin’ irony with the kind of money and stylists they can afford.
I love them too. I have a version of them I just love and look great with skinnies!
that spanx should be a therapist for all the problems it keeps together
Tee Hee that’s hillarious!
Another winner here.
OMG I swallowed my tongue laughing!
LMAO FOREVER!!!
Ummmmmm….no. If the skirt actually flowed, the tank wasn’t knotted in the front, and she had on cute sandals instead of those awful overly strapped heels then, yes, she’d probably look good. But that seems to be a goal she’s incapable of reaching, which I just don’t understand.
God this woman always looks so cheap. The best clothes in the world doesn’t change that. She looks like she re-filled her lips and she looks like she has a darker tan and she looks horrid. She just needs to get rid of the butt and stop with the fillers and the plastic surgery if she should ever really want to look normal and not like a working girl doing her stroll. It is my great hope as well that no one buys that poor house they ruined for the price they want. Talk about over valuing what you mess up these two are the queens of doing that.
The only thing ruining that outfit is her fake butt. I can’t believe she spent money on that thing. It didn’t make her look better, so what was the point? It just looks odd. Women with naturally large butts don’t have this issue, their butts match the rest of their body, and it looks natural. Who is this girl trying to fool? But then again, if it wasn’t for her attention seeking fake butt, she wouldn’t be on gossip sites on a regular basis.
She would look better if she deflated her ass. And her shoe choices keep annoying me I KNOW she has tons of shoes so how hard can it be to pick nice ones that go with your outfit.
Oh Please. Attention Kim: Stop looking like you are SO annoyed when you get papped. it is such BS. You love it, you live for it. We all know its BS so just stop.
She’s the one who texts them to let them know where she’ll be. She might have Kanye fooled, but not the rest of us.
Each step she takes must take tremendous effort. That skirt is so tight, I’m surprised she can separate her legs enough to walk.
Maybe that’s her plan. Just walking around becomes a workout.
Oh lord why THOSE shoes again? She’s hopeless.
Why would anyone wish Kim to be pregnant again? Isn’t not taking care of one enough?
100% TRAGIC
Monday’s sad sister, Tuesday or did we finally meet Snooki’s mother?
Yes, “balloons stuffed in a garbage bag” is what this look is called @MacScore!
Why those nasty fishbag shoes AGAIN?!
Being Kardashian = being style-impaired.
Tell me something ladies……Why if she is sooooo rich and trend forward etc etc etc….Is she wearing the same clothes over and over and over again……same tan heels she’s been wearing with everything from jeans to dressy ..same “wife beater tee she has worn for the past couple of months with different outfits with or without another topper and that same black shiny long to tight skirt She’s wore seen she got married . Check past photos if you don’t believe me…Its not that she has multiples of the same clothes these are the same cloths….that tank she wearing has a spot on it were she has it tied….So ask yourself where are all the clothes she is constantly seen shopping and buying ? Interesting isn’t it….
Personally I’m all for celebs wearing the same clothes. I remember reading about how Paris threw them out after wearing them once and it was just so wasteful to me.
But the answer to your question: she’s having them altered to fit her trash bag ass and taken in to make her look like she’s emerging from a cocoon of baby gap clothing and into the demure butterfly she is.
i like her shoes, that’s ALL i got!!!
I’m more upset about those tragic heavy boobs that she insists on trotting out without a bra. That’s a gigantic NO
^^^^ THIS!!! Yes!! Why hasn’t anyone else noticed that her boobs look like they’re flapping in the breeze! Get this woman a good bra, stat!!
God, her style is THE WORST! Why is everything always SO TIGHT? The mind baffles. That’s not even a crop top. It’s a tank that she deliberately tied up, WHY, who knows. Hideous. I am also sick of seeing booties on her. I generally love booties, but she has ruined them for me (the shoes, not her butt!!). She has no idea how to wear them and she’s too short for them.
That look actually could have worked if she went up a few sizes on the skirt and went with a top cropped straight across that hit *just* at the waistband of the skirt. And threw those god-awful shoes in a fire and put some cute flats on. And wore a better bra (wonk boobs are not attractive).
Instead she went with business-as-usual-tacky. Ugh.
Oh if only she would go up a few sizes and make the world right. but. she. won’t.
I can’t stand her. But WHO makes those damn sunglasses!!??
I think they’re by Celine.
I read somewhere that it was sweltering hot when she wore this. Even aside from the HIDEOUS outfit, how about that hair and all of that makeup on a crazy hot day?? And going bra-less?? Imagine the underboob sweat? (I’m sorry.)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in anything that fits her properly! It’s like she tries on something she likes that fits her and then gets it 2 sizes smaller.
I didn’t even have to look at the picture to know it’s an awful outfit, it always is with her. I don’t understand why she dresses for a body type she doesn’t have.
Sexpot! She’s the male wet-dreams come reality. That’s what get males married/single/prepubescent to stand up and pay attention, and she knows it.
Some people are just lucky enough to win the DNA lottery. – No jealousy here.
ha, ha, ha! that’s a good one! oh wait, you’re serious? lol
Cartoonish glamour model
She does this on purpose. This is her marketing strategy. She has money to buy herself a stylist’s advise. If she would dress nicely, she would be quickly forgotten as there are a lot of those celebs who dress really nice and they are not always mentioned in the media. KUWTK will not be on tv forever (hopefully) so she needs to sell something other than that stupid show, and so she sells poor taste.
I am amazed that some dont get her fashion. All she has is body to promote and what she wears is always geared to her body and look at me. It truly is getting old. Nothing changes. Now with two clothing lines closing there doors I expect to see more desperation.Honestly as slow as it is they truly are in a decline and that should make most happy. As far as the house either house I am not convinced they own either of them and its all PR.. I would say give it time and we have another sex tape.
As usual, she looks hot, bothered and uncomfortable.
Tragic and trashy
does she not know we can see the spanx line? ugh
I dont know why i hate her so much. I cant stop watching her fails in fashion. I will pull off this dress better than her. She is just so wrong at every thing.
Sister,please! You are a momma now…not a drama cow!
When will Kim and Kanye do everyone in the world a favor and stop letting him dress her? My god. Every single last one of her outfits is worse than the one before it. I like the way her sister Khloe dresses and they seem to have similar curvy body types, so why can’t Kim take a fashion tip from her? Or at least go back to dressing the way she did before Kanye–yea, sometimes she looked like a skank but she didn’t look outright gross the way she often does now.