Poor little Robin Thicke. He has had a terrible year. His wife of 9 years left him and is doing just fine on her own. His “get her back” album flopped heavily, and everyone called him rapey on Twitter. He got sued, and the deposition revealed that Robin didn’t really write “Blurred Lines,” which was his only real commercial hit. He’s left without a woman or a career, which sounds like the perfect setup for a country song.
Ooh, there’s an idea. Robin Thicke could go country. Wait for it, people.
This week’s issue of In Touch says Robin is seriously depressed and drinking himself into a stupor because he lost Paula Patton. Then he humiliated himself by stalking grovelling in front of the world. He’s totally sad now and can’t enjoy partying with Leo DiCaprio Awww:
Robin Thicke recently made a shocking admission during his deposition for a lawsuit claiming he lifted his hit “Blurred Lines” from Marvin Gaye’s “Got to Give It Up,” confessing he “was high on Vicodin and alcohol” when the song was created.
Now, In Touch has learned that the singer’s drinking is still spiraling out of control. “He’s been drinking and partying almost every night since splitting with Paula. He’s trying to numb the pain of losing the love of his life.”
And it’s beginning to worry those close to him — and has even caught the attention of his estranged wife, Paula Patton. “She, his parents and his record company tried to stage an intervention several months ago, but he simply refused,” a source exclusively reveals to In Touch.
However, not even Paula can get through to him. An eyewitness who saw Robin partying with Leonardo DiCaprio at LA’s 1Oak on Sept. 6, tells In Touch: “A drink never left his hand the whole night. He wasn’t his usual animated self. While their table was filled with beautiful women, he stayed off to the side, looking depressed.”
[From In Touch]
You know there’s a problem when Robin is partying with Leo’s crew and failing to enjoy the buffet of blondes. Who knew it would take losing Paula to make Robin stop groping randoms? He’s single now, so he’s free to grope to his heart’s content. Dude is doing it backwards. Do you feel sorry for Robin? I don’t.
P.S. Robin and Pharrell have attempted to defend themselves in Gaye family lawsuit by saying Ludwig van Beethoven lifted music too. Good luck with that argument, boys.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
Excuse me while I go play this super-tiny violin.
+1
+Eleventy billion.
I can’t *wait* to watch this douche go down in flames and explode when he hits rock bottom. I don’t care if that makes me a bad person. He is disgusting and this couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
He lost the love of his life? What on earth happened to his poor mirror, did it break from overuse. Stay strong little buddy, I am forming a prayer circle right now.
Too funny! Please add me to your prayer circle…LOL
Here’s what you need to do, Robin. Fade into obscurity for awhile, the public is sick of you. Realize that you messed up big time and that Paula is never coming back. Spend some time with that adorable son of yours. Do some soul-searching and work on yourself. In a few years, quietly come out with an amazing R&B album, like you did with Evolution of Robin Thicke. You won’t get the notoriety and mainstream attention you got with Blurred Lines, but true fans of r&b or soul will buy it because you were once great. Your actions as of late are NOT.
He could hire you as a life coach.
Wow. Great advice, AlmondJoy. Someone needs to tweet this to him.
He’s undeniably talented. It makes me sad when actually talented people blow everything up like this.
Robin really should just dissapear. Even as a joke he got old.
Kiddo: Thanks! I’ll have to look into it lol
Thanks, Jayna! Lol that would be awesome 😀
Josefa: I agree! I used to be a huge fan, he’s so talented. He has alot of maturing to do though, so he needs to step out of the limelight for awhile.
He’s a big fish in a small pond kind of a guy. If he was at Leo’s table, he’s a minnow in the ocean.
Allan Thicke is definitely his father – no need for DNA here! As for his failed marriage – karma really is a bitch sweetie. Lesson learned…maybe?
It always amazes me how certain men (I’ve got some friends who lost “the love of their life” like this) cheat the woman they “love”, and after she takes the route “you know what? Go to eff@ yourself”, they go crazy. And depressed, and cry like a baby all the time.
Keeping it in his pants was too difficult I presume.
I think a lot of guys like that never think that the woman would ever leave THEM, so when it does happen, it rocks their entire world view.
Robin Thicke boozes hard just like he always has.
That’s what it seems like to me. It sounds like he was already drinking heavy when they make blurred lines, and it doesn’t sound like it has changed. Maybe it isn’t because of Paula, but just because that is his habit.
I think he is probably a mess without her. As it turns out, he needed her more than she needed him. She centered him.
I’m the one person on planet earth that feels a tiny bit bad for him. Yes he deserves and has earned all the bad things coming his way but I really and truly believe that he can’t help himself. He was born a douche and will always be one and I don’t think he understands why he’s screwed himself over so bad. If tommorrow his wife came back and another hit song fell in his lap he’d do the same thing all over again. It’s sad.
“I’m the one person on planet earth that feels a tiny bit bad for him. ” Oh no, I’m sure he feels a tiny bit bad for himself as well. 🙂
LOL you are so right!
The karma train has pulled up at the station.
LMAO
Boo hoo. Then maybe he should have kept his d**k in his pants, that would’ve helped don’t ya think.
There There, sweaty sleazy philanderer..there there
Ew, gross. Find a rock and crawl under it, please.
We can’t be sure what went on in their relationship. I thought there was some talk of it being an open marriage? I do feel badly for him if he is a full blown alcoholic. Even more than that, I feel badly for his son.
We can’t be sure what went on in their relationship. I thought there was some talk of it being an open marriage? Maybe it’s not so cut and dry as he’s a cheating douche and Paula is the victim. I do feel badly for him if he is a full blown alcoholic. Even more than that, I feel badly for his son.
Yeah. I don’t think Paula left him because he was ‘cheating’–they both ‘cheated’. Unless he was breaking their rules or something, it wasn’t over banging someone else. I’m more inclined to believe it was because of his drug use and drinking–probably escalated. He already admitted in that previous interview that he was high on Vicodin and pills…I’d leave his sorry butt too. Sad to believe it–the first time I ever heard of Robin Thicke, he’d gotten arrested in NY because he had some pot in his car.
If you look at his pre-Blurred Lines output, the man is a decent R&B singer. His biggest hit is also his curse.
Am I the only one who thinks he is acutally mourning the loss of his career and not losing his wife because he couldn’t keep the zipper of his pants up?
That is a very plausible theory.
He may as well booze it up because his music (does he actually write and arrange it himself or do pros do the heavy lifting?) isn’t all that much.
It’s so strange to see his life deteriorate so much after a taste of mega fame. I listened to him in high school and loved his album Evolution. His music had soul and was so beautiful I thought he was such a cool guy who didn’t care about fame just the music. And seeing him now it’s such a disappointment because he really was one of my idols. Not anymore. I just hope he disappears and comes back with some great music.
OH BS, he’s a lifelong drunk just like his father. Stop trying to make people feel sorry for this low-life no talent POS
Blurred Lines pretty much ruined his life. He was known before that song and I had vaguely heard of him but I couldn’t name one hit of his. All of a sudden that song got him so much attention and it was the classic letting fame get to his head. He obviously had issues pre Blurred Lines as he himself admits he was high on Vicodin during the making of the song. But the instant fame didn’t help matters.
The logic does not work. He admitted he was high and drunk WITH Paula, and now he’s high and drunk because he is WITHOUT Paula?
It’s an excuse. He’s an addict, and addicts will make every excuse imaginable to justify the fact they won’t stop using.
In this case, losing Paula has become the excuse for using, even though he was using before he lost her.