Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving the Playhouse Theatre last night after her second preview performance of Speed-the-Plow. I’m assuming she’s still wearing some of her stage makeup because YIKES. After the terrible reviews and outright laughter from the audience, you’d think that Lindsay would realize that she needs to buckle down and actually study her lines and do some extra work so her performance isn’t a total catastrophe. Not so much. Fame/Flynet notes that Lindsay went straight from the theater to the Chiltern Firehouse. Where I’m sure she partied into the wee hours. But maybe we should give her a pass, because she’s apparently looking for her next gig: wife/girlfriend to an old, rich man.
Forget sight-seeing of taking a few much-needed etiquette lessons. Lindsay Lohan is using her free time to hunt down a posh English sugar-daddy!
“Lilo wants a rich Brit and doesn’t care how old he is,” an insider tells Star. “She wants to pull an Anna Nicole.”
The 28-year-old is running out of cash and needs to lock down a set of deep pockets ASAP.
“She’s asking everyone she knows to find her a sugar daddy… she doesn’t even seem embarrassed to ask.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
If I was a British dude, I would be sort of insulted by the sheer number of cracked-out American messes who think it’s so easy to land a wealthy British aristocrat. Courtney Love thinks the same thing – Love has said in the past that she’s hunted for some rich British guy to marry. And now Love’s heir, the Cracken, is doing the same thing. Except I doubt Lindsay cares about titles. The men just need money. And she probably does want guys who are pretty old. Anna Nicole, indeed.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I wish she would stop blowing kisses from her a-hole…..
^^ This
Totally! That move might be cute from an 18-yo, but she is waaaaay too old for that. And if it’s even possible, it just cheapens her look that much more.
Hopefully PMK will see this picture and stop doing the same thing.
Exactly.
It’s such a stupid look and the worst part is that she crackenly thinks it’s some type of glamourish move. All part of the crack delusion.
Yep…..revolting.
(And that face is a fine specimen of alcohol bloat)
Gosh it’s not even funny anymore how pathetic she is. Just focus on getting help…
Does Prince Philip have a brother?
lol if he did, im sure he could do better
only sisters
Nope. 4 sisters, all deceased.
Prince Philip would make mincemeat out of the Cracken. Suffering fools is not his forte.
Ok, my eyes are burning. Enough of the kissy pictures.
Lol, but she doesn’t want to be famous or have her picture taken, that’s why she is always blowing kisses at them. And as for the rich sugar daddy, I was going to say her mother must be so proud and then I remember who her mother is.
We are the same age. And I know I look bad at times but she just looks….oy. I’m also a mom of two, married, have a degree, a career, a house and though being middle class and working to pay bills and kids give me grey hair and ages me…I just would think if I was in her shoes? I know she is a liar and delusional but I still feel bad for her. I cant imagine being near 30 and acting like Im 21-22 (pre kids and marriage and career). My days of booze and late nights took their toll but it was a year or 2 at best….not my entire adulthood. I don’t know how she gets by! I think id look in the mirror and want to quit smoking and detox for the rest of time!
Picked up her version of Parent Trap at a charity store for $2. My 8 year old loves it. He’s an actor too, and I’m waiting for the day I need to whip out the cautionary tale of La Lohan. That’s why he only acts on stage and only in plays I’ve written and his dad directs. (Yes, it is a legit theatre, not our backyard).
Just don’t give your kid a lead role. It’ll prevent his ego from getting too big and you won’t be accused of nepotism.
Haha
We don’t do ‘leads’. Each kid gets an equal part. Everyone gets a chance to shine – whether they do or not is up to them.
Courtney came close, but then she blew it by taking nude photos in the guy’s house with the Julian Fellowes book Snobs.
Whenever I see her my mind is blown by how she has destroyed her looks. Kids, drugs and tanning are bad! Has she also had her face worked on?
She looks like the after photo of Cara Develignes faces of meth poster.
LOL! 😀
seriously, that top pic is HEINOUS. she looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
her resting face seems to be an almost-sneer, like she’s always smelling something bad.
perhaps herself.
Well Simon Cowell says he’s board and needs a jump off…
Man, she needs to stop with the smoochies…
I just googled Lindsay to see how old she is.
28 years old. Ouch.
You know what always blows my mind? Charlize Theron is a full decade older than her.
And which of the two looks fresher and livelier to you?
That first picture would make for the perfect anti drug/alcohol campaign.
She’s so haggard looking it’s almost unbelievable. I find it remarkable that she’s the same age as I am because she looks like she’s in her late 40’s/early 50’s (can’t really say that either because look at J. Lo, Sharon Stone, Michelle Pheiffer etc)
I used to think she was so pretty when she was younger. She’s really become a cautionary tale of how to mess up your face, life and career.
This is purely gossip….and I believe it 100%.
I can’t believe she’s only 28
Shocking, isn’t it? It’s as if she’s literally decomposing right in front of our faces. Sad.
That’s such an accurate description. She looks like she’s falling apart and turning into some kind of freckled puffy-lipped zombie.
It’s really shocking. And it’s irreversible. She’s destroyed her face and body for life.
She use to be so pretty too. So many girls wanted to be her! Drugs kids. Don’t do them.
Josefa, FLORC
Seriously……if we are just talking about destroying good looks, then alcohol wins by a mile.
I bet there are many young women who feel clever since they don’t pollute themselves with drugs, and think alcohol is both safer and less ravaging (if that’s a word). They are wrong on both counts.
And don’t forget the empty calories in booze!
Lindsay Lohan and Prince Harry! it’ll be a tale for the ages!
That would be totally epic. Make it happen, cracken
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Cracton Abbey.
I actually like Prince Harry. I would not wish Lindsay Lohan on him.
If I recall correctly, Anna Nicole ended up with nothing. Am I wrong?
Yes, Anna ended up with nothing. In so many ways. So so sad.
You are absolutely right. And most importantly Anna Nicole ended up lonely, mentally instable and DEAD.
But I guess, some old geezer -who is only in it for the fun part- might be her only chance of not ending up completely alone. I don’t believe that any decent guy would want to be with her. I don’t feel sorry for Lindsay when it comes to her career. She had way too many chances and blew them all. But I do feel sorry for her when it comes to her private/love life. She has no one in her life that really cares for her and there might never be such a person. And that is a very sad way to live a life.
Anna Nicole, what a tragic ending she had. To give birth and then hours later find her young son dead was incredible. It caused her to completely spiral out of control til she met her own demise. Very sad ending.
I forgot about that. So awful.
Anna Nicole did have a fair amount of money though. She had her Guess money, various modeling, her *cough* videos, and didn’t she get to keep the gifts her late husband gave her? She wasn’t left without a penny is my point. Just not set up from her late husband
IMO That man knew who he married. He enjoyed his wife. His children did not and battled it. Side with deeper pockets always wins.
This is a ridiculous story. You should be ashamed of yourselves, impugning the good name of this lovely young woman whose spotless reputation is… AHAHAHAHA NO. Sorry, can’t even stay in character long enough to finish the sentence.
Ah, I see you subscribe to The Lohan school of method acting.
Well, I didn’t have a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of vodka, I mean Evian OBVIOUSLY, GOD, in the other, but I can work on that. 😉
HAHAHA!!!!
Very well played, Miffy!
Oh of COURSE it’s Evian, Embertine.
Obvi!!! Doesn’t her face just scream “passionate about hydration”?
I’m not too distracted by her kiss to not see the blow lining her nose…
There’s nothing there. I thought maybe you were mistaking theatre makeup for blow, but there’s neither.
Yup I see it too
Man she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet!!
I kinda wish I could find one too.
Well, he’s not a Brit, but he speaks English and she probably would think the accent dead posh……so how about Rupert Murdoch, LiLo??
😉
Look at the kissy (GROSS!!) picture and you can see the cocaine still in her left nostril. I know, disgusting to look at, but there it is! Shocking……. 😱
Nope. Zoomed in again… It’s just skin reflecting light back. Enhance your screen quality to see clearly before accusing. What are we? Crackens who blindly pull thoughts and accusations out of thin air?
I have very good quality on my zoom. It is there. Perhaps you need better quality? Anyways, not gonna argue with you because you don’t see it. Lol
Why doesn’t she just cash in on her acting skills? Oh, yeah right…silly me.
Its the closest she’s come to a solid career plan in years. Unfortunately, like all her professional decisions, she just wants it to happen without putting the work in. Trophy wife material she ain’t, girl has ruined her looks and reputation. Maybe she’s counting on being a mistress of a rich dude?
I am just imagining Lindsay trying to be part of upper crust British society. That would be gossip gold!
She looks like hell, as per usual. Also that kissing pose just pisses me off to no end. You’re no Marilyn! Just a cracken!
Gag! Stop with the blowing kisses already, it’s gross! Why would anyone who has money want to come within 100 feet of this walking disaster? She needs to head to the trailer park where she belongs.
All older rich British guys should be running for the hills as we speak…
Crackola needs to hustle more. She just missed out on that ancient Austrian dude that pays to takes cheap “starlets’ to some Viennese ball each year. He just married a 23 year old Playboy model. He famously dissed Kim K. for being a lousy date at the last ball. He may, in fact, have already squired La Lohan around.
Actually, La Lohan was supposed to be his date for the ball a few years ago. He made the mistake of paying her about $250,000 or so in advance. She got busy shopping and missed her flight and didn’t have the $20,000 or so it would have taken for them to hold the plane. He had to hire someone else and she didn’t return his money (since obviously she had already spent it). Gee, she missed her chance to marry Mr. Old Austrian Mall Guy.
[I don’t know how this got here, it was a reply to my question down below about how she did at the next preview performances]
Answering my own question- there’s a theater forum at
http://www.theatreforum.com/index.php?/topic/77626-speed-the-plow-starring-lindsay-lohan/page-18
where people who have seen the play are commenting. One person went to the matinee today (Saturday) and said this time she knew her lines. But also said she can’t project at all and was miked. I wonder if they did the smart thing and hid a receiver in her ear so she could be fed lines inconspicuously? Her hair could hide it. She really had so much trouble remembering lines for short things on tv over the past few years, even with a teleprompter, it’s hard to believe that her memory has suddenly improved. The one who saw the play today said her acting was poor and rather wooden, so it sounds like Liz&Dick all over again.
Sorry, but why would an old, rich sugar daddy want her? At the level of wealth I imagine she is hoping for, I’d think one could easily find a MUCH prettier, calmer, sweeter, and younger (or younger-looking) girl.
Well she looks like an old hag so it wont be that much of a stretch for her to be with an old man.
I’m pretty sure she’ll find a guy. It will be some rich guy who wants to be famous.
Courtney Love is a very, very underrated artist. She’s so much more talented than people give her credit for. She doesn’t deserve to be put in the same group as Lindsay.
She always had thhe help of some friends ( boyfriend,ex,sexfriend or female colleague) to write but she rocked on stage
Ha ha! Way to advertise for her!
Repulsive.
I’m — again — starting to feel like she’s too far down to kick. For me, that reaction comes and goes; I know she’s a horrible person, but she’s so obviously helplessly addicted too.
When she got out of rehab, she was looking pretty good for a while. That’s gone now, and her eyes tell you she’s out of her head.
To be “fair” she didn’t say he had to be an aristo
I assume she’s aiming for mistress? The kind of men she’s talking about marry the girls from Marlborough College boarding school; she’d be the shameful side piece.
Out partying after a bad preview? Once again she wants the “life”, not the work.
She is looking really rough, dirty and bloated lately, the worse she has looked since the famous pink coat photo. I fear for her.
Oh poor Cracken. She doesn’t seem to get how it works. She might be mistress material. Probably not even that anymore. But marriage? And mother to the next generation? No. Never going to happen.
She missed her chance to marry that billionaire Austrian old guy, the one who pays celebrities to go to operas with him. But then again, when he finally did get married, he picked a fresher, younger Playboy girl. LL can’t compete with that. LL should realize that old rich guys have choices more than just LL. Younger, fresher, without the baggage of a crazy family & whatever addictions LL has. You just can’t offer up your body and think that’s all it takes to get an old rich guy to marry you. They’ve got loads more options.
If true, this is so sad for someone who had so much potential. Arg…was she doomed to this destiny all along?
How did she do on the next preview performances?
It’s amazing that she wants to live a high end lifestyle and prostituting herself is the only way she allegedly wishes to keep up that style?
She’s already luckier, yes, luckier, than 80% of actors in that people are willing to hire her despite the negatives. She could build on that like Drew and RDJ did to fund her own high end lifestyle. And never humiliate herself like this again.