“Charlie Sheen pulled a knife on his dentist while high on crack” links

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Charlie Sheen pulled a knife on his dentist while high on crack. Sure. [CDAN]
These teachers are awful people. [Starcasm]
Zoe Saldana is having twins. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Nick Jonas covers Flaunt, talks about his gay fans. [Evil Beet]
Cate Blanchett’s Giambattista Valli is pretty awesome. [RCFA]
Cara Delevingne looks really good here. No joke. [Celebslam]
I kind of want a germ-resistant scarf now. [The Frisky]
Amanda Bynes was kicked out of fashion school. [IDLY]
No one is playing Angry Birds anymore, apparently. [Gawker]
Douche-baby Justin Bieber punched a photographer. [PopBytes]
I believe Amanda Bynes’ parents are just as crazy as Amanda. [Bitten & Bound]
The writers got ahold of Katherine Heigl. [Seriously OMG WTF]

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  1. bettyrose says:

    Somewhere a talented comic actor is waiting tables while Charlie Sheen cashes checks, snorts coke, and creates a public health crisis.

  2. Kiddo says:

    I always feel a little stabby at the dentist’s office, but I contain my urges…And well, I don’t do crack.
    #fearofdentists
    #fearofpatientswithknives
    #toughchoice

    On a serious note, Charlie looks like death warmed over in that photo. How old is he again?

    • Jaderu says:

      Dentist shaming. Typical.
      #warmdeathshaming

    • Sammi says:

      Believe it or not, he’s 49. He sure hasn’t aged well, has he? Drugs will do that. So sad. He started out bright, talented, and good-looking. So very sad. I really fear for all his children.

      • Kiddo says:

        Yeah, it’s bizarre to look up photos of him at the beginning.

      • TheCountess says:

        I glimpsed a film of his from 1996 last night – can’t remember what it was called, awful science-fiction thing with Lindsay Crouse – but he was so hot in it.

        Meth is the worst.

      • Christin says:

        I work with a man who used to be mistaken for Charlie while traveling for business (especially after Wall Street). He was occasionally asked for autographs.

        My co-worker is now just over 60 (always looked younger than his age) and looks great.

        Needless to say, no one confuses him for Charlie anymore.

      • Chris says:

        49 is pretty old. I think he looks about right for his age. Some drugs might age people but on the other hand he’s had a pretty cushy life.

      • nanreally says:

        gravity , time, and sorrow age people. good luck in avoiding these mr. narcissism

    • Size Does Matter says:

      Dentists are assholes, I bet they have fantasies about twin threesomes.

      (Says lawyer. Yes, we too have to go after somebody.)

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I bit my dentist. He was killing me, and I had tears running down my face and I was saying “OP! OP!” And he didn’t stop. So I bit him. And he stopped. Didn’t think of stabbing him. Plus, no knife.

  3. don't kill me i'm french says:

    Scary!

  4. Jaderu says:

    I still play Angry Birds.
    I’ve been on level 17 of Tatooine in AB Star Wars for like 3 months now. *sobs and throws phone*

    Sheen is batshit personified. He’s going to hurt someone. Again.

    • mimif says:

      How can you be playing Angry Birds when you could be binge watching BB?
      *withholds all manner of potatoes from The Artist Formerly Known as the Potato Skank*

  5. JenniferJustice says:

    Charlie, it’s not the dental assistant’s fault your mouth looks like that. Stab yourself!

    • Tiffany :) says:

      His mouth is so, so very gross. Add to that where its been….ew!

      • delorb says:

        Oh, he’s not using his mouth on them. He’s paying them to put their mouths on him. Believe it or not, he’s a year younger than Keanu Reeves, but looks decades older. I remember an interview he did where he ragged on Keanu. Keanu took it with a smile and grace and is still making movies. Charlie has been relegated to TV where they have to write in the scripts that he’s desirable, because he’s not IRL. Not by a long shot.

  6. Jack says:

    This mofo still snorting.. Shame

  7. Deb says:

    RE: the Cara Delevingne link: Wow. Does she ever remind me of a young Mariel Hemingway here.

  8. JustChristy says:

    Get it together, Bynes! Maybe jail time would help her. The parents sure as hell aren’t.

  9. Fatty Magoo says:

    Baby Jonas is hot! ….did I just say that?

  10. Emma - the JP Lover says:

    Is there still anyone here who believes that Kelly Preston ‘accidentally’ shot herself in the arm and leg at Charlie’s house when she went to the bathroom and her foot touched a gun that just ‘happened’ to be on the floor?

    This man is going to kill somebody one day. Afterwards, women will still say “Oh that Charlie Sheen, he’s such a bad boy, isn’t he?

    • Kitten says:

      +1 to all of it

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I was thinking the same thing – he’s going to kill somebody.

    • FLORC says:

      I thought no one bought that accidental stuff for ages now. And that she even admitted he did it.

      • Bridget says:

        She still says its an accident. That woman is so far in denial its amazing. It can’t be a coincidence that she moved on with Travolta not too long after the shooting incident. Armchair psychologist here, but I’ve always wondered if she needed the safety of her arrangement with Travolta, as well as the $ci angle (of course)

  11. TheCountess says:

    Oops, the post with my actual comment got zapped and the double post apology stayed 🙂

    Anyways, he is just so awful looking. Even in thumbnails. Can we use artist’s renderings or a picture of him from his better days for posts?

  12. Jayna says:

    Through a series of errors while working on me one day and then having to try to correct it, I was in that chair for hours and a shaking mess and I wanted to stab the assistant and then the dentist. I felt like I was in a torture chamber. I would have gotten off , right? The jury would have understood.

    • Delta Juliet says:

      I used to be a dental assistant and I was once actually stabbed. By the dentist! Not a good experience.

  13. Gingercrunch says:

    A+++ for all the comments on this thread! It’s on FIRE!!!

  14. Hautie says:

    Dang, I forgot how fantastic McConaughey looked in Magic Mike.

    I now understand why he is not joining back into the fun. He will never look that incredible again. Not after that extreme weight loss. He lost so much of his muscle mass.

    Even McConaughey’s face still has not recovered. Every time I see one of those new Lincoln SUV commercials…. he just looks old and haggard. The weight loss killed off most of his prettiness! Him and Charlie Sheen look a good decade older than what they are…

    At least with Charlie, he deserves to have that wrecked face. With all the coke/meth/smoking.

    I want pretty Matthew back! 🙂 Please eat some protein and get that muscle tone back!

  15. jwoolman says:

    Charlie Sheen has a dentist?!?

  16. Caz says:

    If I was working at a dentist clinic and saw Sheen wobbling towards the door high on gosh knows what I’d bolt the door and pull down the blinds really quick.

  17. LaurieH says:

    Charlie Sheen is emblematic of everything that’s wrong with Hollywood. He’s a drug addict. He may quite likely suffer from mental health issues as a result. He is a hot mess. And yet Hollywood continues to reward him for his bad and destructive behavior. He’s not the only one that Hollywood rewards for behavior that would get normal people fired, jailed or Baker Acted.

    • delorb says:

      If you’re going to point the finger at Hollywood, also point the finger at the people who watch his crappy shows. There were people who actually paid to hear him during this ‘talking’ tour. As long as people like that exist, Hollywood will be more than happy to take their money or parley their views into money.

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