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So I’m a bad liar and didn’t run any April Fools day jokes, but Mike at D-Listed was brilliant yesterday. I totally believed that there was going to be 9 to 5 reunion and that Jada Pinket Smith’s lesbian lover gave an interview. I even read all the same celebrity news sources and thought “My God, how did I miss these awesome stories?”
By the time I posted yesterday’s links, though, I had figured it out and needed to try to fool other people.
Trent at Pink is the New Blog probably didn’t fool many people by announcing he was converting to Scientology, but it was still funny. We probably would have believed Kaballah, though.
There are a few stories on Oh No they Didn’t that look bogus. One involves a bad anonymous source that claims J-Lo is a cokehead. Come on, wouldn’t she be skinnier if that’s true?
Another states that Isaac Hayes said that Matt and Trey Parker made up the Scientology quitting controversy to get free publicity for South Park. The source link admits it’s an April Fool’s joke.
There’s a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s ass (NSFW) that may be Photoshopped but is possibly real and another article states that she’s going to shill for Proactiv.
P.Diddy, meanwhile is said to be suing Proactiv for failing to get rid of his acne. Our friends at Crunk and Disorderly picked up that story then admitted they were Punk’d.
We’re trying to put together some news stories for today, but as you can see there’s a lot of junk out there.
Update: That picture of Lohan’s ass is real!
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