I had to check through our photo archive just to remind myself of what Kim Kardashian looked like while pregnant. I mean, obviously, I remembered that she gained a lot of weight and she looked completely uncomfortable throughout her pregnancy. But I had actually forgotten just how terribly she dressed and how she attempted to look “thin” or sleek throughout her pregnancy and how she failed so miserably. Anyway, the reason for my trip down memory lane is that Kim told Elle UK that she thinks God was punishing her (for being hot) by making her gain so much weight during her pregnancy. I mean… God cares enough about Kim Kardashian’s hotness that he would try to destroy her body?

In a recent interview with Elle UK, Kim Kardashian reveals her battle with her weight took an enlightening turn while she was pregnant with North West. The reality star said she was steadily gaining pounds during that 9-month period, which she deemed as God teaching her a lesson.

“I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.’ My body just went crazy,” she said. “After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body”

The 34-year-old also mentioned that she’s had a battle with her physical appearance over the years, noting that it was a long journey to finally becoming comfortable in her skin. “It’s taken me a long time to be happy with my body and for my confidence to grow to what it is today. I grew up when the body to have was the tall, slim, supermodel one, like Cindy Crawford’s. No one looked like me.”

Kanye West’s wife later admitted that her self-confidence was tested over the years. “I’m an Armenian girl, I have shape, and it turned out people liked that. That makes me feel good about myself and about other women for being so supportive. I am a confident woman, but I didn’t just arrive confident – it has built over the years and that is a big part of who I am now.”

[From Vibe]

What I always say about Kim still holds true: she would feel a lot better about her figure if she could figure out flattering ways to dress her curves. She really doesn’t understand what looks good on her body, thus she dresses like a fool and thus she looks awful. As for God punishing her… no. God didn’t punish her. It was just instant karma for all of the lies and horsesh-t she’s said over the years. She’s a size 2, she doesn’t have butt implants, she doesn’t Botox or get plastic surgery, etc. Karma was all “eat all the donuts, it will be fine, Kim!” I wish God would stop letting me buy mini Kit-Kats.

I’m including assorted pregnancy photos from last year, plus some new pics of Kim yesterday in NYC (the pics of Kim in green).

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.