We haven’t checked in with Justin Bieber in awhile. His newly bleached hair wasn’t enough for a post, but I’ll talk about it for a minute: Swaggy should have gone to a salon. I’m including photos (below), and the color is almost orangey blonde. Like he literally dumped a bottle of hydrogen peroxide on his head. It’s not a good look.
Anyway. Bieber decided to be super cool (in his mind) and pretend to choke out Chris Brown on Instagram: “Had fun with the homie.” Never mind that Chris is playing along and that Bieber doesn’t possess enough arm strength to actually hurt someone. These two are joking around about physical abuse, which is sketchy enough already. Add Breezy’s “goofy” face during the choking, and this photo is revolting. They’re soaked in some sort of red “murder light” too. Swag.
Bieber has returned to his public self after his religious retreat, and this is how he greets the world. With gross hair and an even grosser set of tricks. Did we expect any different from him? Nope. He and Chris Brown are both such messy douches that I’m not surprised to see them hanging together. Bieber also wants to tell the world how “super single” he is right now. Get on that, Beliebers.
Here are those blondie pics of Bieber. See his angel necklace? He’s so pure.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
why though? why?
Lol religious retreat you say,where exactly Cancun?
I giggled way too hard at this.
Or maybe Passages Malibu?
How many people would cry if the two of them killed each other in a toddler fit of rage?
Yuck
Double yuck.
They should’ve starred in “Dumb and Dumber” -_-
They were the producers first picks, but neither one could understand the script.
LOL
How could they decide which one was dumber?
Lol so much win!
He is trying to physically morph into Miley! Well he is skinny enough, that’s for sure
He has truly come full circle. He is Joffrey.
lolz
Two immature jerks. I did like the Bieb’s dress in that lower pic though! Boy is stylin!
Except his slip is showing!
I think “immature jerks” is being charitable. Much better: “clueless a-hats,” “tasteless douches,” “idiotic d-cks,” “smugly entitled children,” or “reprehensible morons.”
His hair looks horrible.
Its just the entire culture…. white man versus the rest of the world and from there, a food chain down to other races and always below the man is the woman, respectively. The utter disrespect, disregard and self-justification of BS in that picture….. actually, reflects the larger society. How could you be so stupid as to think that is ok—- but really its not so much stupid, as just indoctrinated and not brave enough to step outside of it and risk being a loner.
Cowards.
Huh?
double huh?
triple huh
I think I get it: 1. The white man is the devil. 2. Justin Bieber represents a microcosm of all that’s wrong with our culture. 3. If you think what you’re seeing is acceptable, you’re indoctrinated and cowardly.
Is that about right, Teehee?
Um, I think you’re reading a lot into it.
What does this have to do with race?
*crickets*
Wow, Teehee. F*cken huh? I just woke up a couple minutes ago and had to pinch myself to see if I was awake after reading your nonsense. Are you awake?
haha maybe she is sleep typing @maeliz
Well, I seem to be the only one who gets *exactly* what you’re saying, but I’m not sure what the confusion is about.
It’s absolutely true. White male privilege bleeds down into the objectification of black AND female bodies, and these two vile creatures are perpetuating both right now. They prop up their insecure egoes with false illusions of masculinity, which revolve around treating other people like s**t. It’s true; they’re products of the culture we all live in. Extreme products, maybe, but only because we can’t believe no one’s smart enough to fix their PR image by now. People much, much worse are thriving every day, they’re just not famous.
I read it again also after reading your clarification, maybe the way the paragraph was constructed threw us off.
Or, two douche bags are messing around and someone took a picture.
Yes, Brittney! 🙂 I just said it in a far more abstract way (stream of thought), because I don’t need to explain it to people who don’t get it…. it’s how I see the picture, and you ‘got it’. I just had to say so, it’s just so… OBVIOUS.
So, Teehee, it’s not worth your bother to tell me if I’m accurate because you believe I just don’t “get” it? I’m pretty sure I know exactly what you’re saying and exactly where you’re coming from.
It’s dangerous to judge someone based on the group they belong to (or the group one assumes they belong to!) before knowing the individual. That happens to be the root of prejudice – racism, sexism, classism and many other “isms”. Am I the cowardly, indoctrinated, stupid one for not believing exactly as you do? Is there no room for disagreement because it’s so OBVIOUS that your pov is the right one?
I get so tired of hearing that my family, my boyfriend and many of my male friends are vile assholes based on their color just like I tire of hearing fundamentalists argue that my gay friends are going to hell. Or that my neighbor, a Muslim exchange student wants to kill Americans. I tire of hearing how all poor people are automatically powerless and the rich are automatically arrogant. That all conservatives are bad and all liberals are good or vice versa depending on the source. Or that every man should be congratulated when they sleep around but every woman is a slut if they do the same and so on…
*SIGH!*
Bueller…..Bueller……Bueller…..? it’s two disgusting forever douches acting like the douches they are and always will be.
Oh look he stole baby Nori’s mini Kanye clothes
LOL , but they look better on Nori. Oh, and her hair is nicer!
I like Ellen better when she goes with the more natural shade of blonde.
HA!
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing when I saw it. He looks like Ellen.
I can’t get this out of my head whenever I see him:
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager
And my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got ’em
lol!
This little douche has maybe two hit records and yet here he is still. Why? Posting a suggestively violent pic is exactly what he and in particular, Chris Brown, the king of violence don’t need. Bieber and Fisty, the ultimate tool duo. Ten years from now, Bieber will be nowhere in site and Brown will be at best doing BET remember whens while Rihanna will still be queen supreme.
This little douche earned 80 million dollars from June 2013-June 2014. Whatever he’s doing, he’s successful at it.
:/
More power to him/them for having teenaged fans that would buy any garbage they put out. The same fans who sent Selena death threats when they thought she hurt his little feelings. As an adult who appreciates music, not baby, baby, baby, I don’t get it.
Gina – you and I are not the targeted demographic. I was just stating that (shockingly) he made a tonne of money last year. I’m not a Beiber fan. Regarding the death threats, it’s not limited to those Beliebers, look at how those Twilight fans are treating Robert’s new girl (death threats included). Look at the meltdown by some of the Cumberbitches. Fangirls are overly protective of their favs. Sad reality.
In light of Eric Garner being choked to death by a white policeman, and all of the protests, this is in particularly poor taste. I’m not surprised these two douchebags hang out together.
SERIOUSLY… Eric Garner didn’t occur to me, but now I’m ashamed to admit that (and I know it speaks to my own privilege). It’s terribly poor timing.
Opposite reaction here. Garner, not Rihanna, were my first thoughts. I think they’re making fun of the police brutality. They’re both complete douchebags.
See my ‘nonsense’ above— how can anyone do this without realizing the insensitivity of all the highly sensitive PROBLEMS in our SOCIETY that this is parodying… as if it could be laughed about …. white man choking a black one, a guy who himself beat up and strangled a woman… etc … just so wrong.
I smell a meltdown.
I can’t decide who I loathe more tbh.
Me too! I have a deep seated fundamental dislike for them both. I wish they would both just go away
I think I’ll reserve the bulk of my ire for the one who tried to KILL HIS GIRLFRIEND.
Now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Justin was revealed to be abusive too… and I loathe him on principle anyway. But as it stands, the comparison isn’t exactly even.
+1
Exactly…
Couple of supreme idiots!
I’m not going to even comment on the choking because it makes me feel sick.
I remember the first time I bleached my hair. Looked kind of like that. I was 17. He’s what, 20? Shouldn’t he be over that by now? (I say as I have blue hair. I’m in college, it’s different, I swear.) At least tone it. Toners are super cheap at Sally’s.
I’ve done my blonde hair pink over the years. If our hair looks good or bad, people all around the world aren’t laughing at us. Justins eyebrows always look bizarre. Usually arched high like he’s shocked. The pictures up there look like crooked catipillers
Looks like they are in a teens room from the 80’s. All the posters and the smoked filled room with a red light bulb? Total studs. Ha. 👎 And the peroxide hair doesn’t help. Both of them need to go away. Ugh 😱
His arms are so muscular, he can’t even keep them down at the sides. He is such a man.
That’s the Ken doll pose. All douches pose that way. Ask Robin Thicke.
He looks like Allison Williams in Peter Pan. Lmao. And he’s wearing my Auntie’s work tunic.
I LOLed so hard at
See his angel necklace? He’s so pure.
😀 😀 😀
It’s a cherub angel necklace, too. You know, a big perpetual baby. FITTING.
He looks like a gothic Tinkerbell.
Sweatpant cutoffs over his leather pants. Add that angel chunk hanging around his neck. Nothing but high fashion for Bieber!
Is he wearing a tunic? I love tunics, but I’m a 58 year old woman.
I just love this. My first thought was: is that a J Jill shirt?
How could any girl find this attractive? He looks like a woman himself.
He looks like a damn fool. They both do. Can’t they go away to Dumbass Island and never return?? Santa, are you listening?
And looking like a woman is the most awful thing in the world? Really, I’ve never understood the “like a girl” body shaming directed at this guy. There are so many real things about his behavior to snark about….
The guy next to biebs in that last picture. HOW DOES ANYONE FIND THAT OUTFIT ATTRACTIVE??
What a bloody mess.
Some people like his new bleach blonde hair. I think it looks horrible on him.
Yeah…no. You’d have to be crazy to funsie fight a psycho like brown. That being said, I actually like the blonde hair. I think objectively, when you strip away the past, the messiness, his awful style of dress, scooter braun, his father, his friends, selena gomez, his singing voice, his lack of intelligence, his attitude, his anne frank belieber comments,…, his inability to drive sober, scooter braun, his racism, he could be an attractive young man.
Yay more normalizing violence from these two asswads!
How much time per week does this douche spend on his “music”? I’m guessing none, and his team is just coasting on the gravy train till it runs out.
Something nice: I like his sweater tunic….for me.
They should choke each other for realsies. That would be real cute.
Miley really has lost the plot
His hair looks fine. People do often change their color. I think I was almost the only non-blonde in my fifth grade class, and most were bleached rather than natural. Companies make big bucks selling hair colors, so obviously lots of people like to mess with their hair color.
I did notice that he actually seems upright rather than hunched over and his derrière doesn’t seem to be hanging out and his pants don’t seem ready to trip him. That’s good.
I wouldn’t put any deep thought into analyzing the goofy pic with Chris. They’re just being goofy youngsters. It can hit other people wrong because we actually know history and pay some attention to the news, but I don’t think they do and I don’t think it means anything. My brother and his friends used to do ridiculous stuff like that also. Neither Justin nor Chris are particularly known for maturity.
Why doesn’t he hit the gym? He has so much money and he’s obviously going for that “tough” look but he sports the scrawniest arms I’ve ever seen on a guy. I’ve got bigger biceps than him!