Just take this as evidence that things are slowing down as we approach the holidays. But I’m not saying that as an excuse… I actually wanted to cover these Khloe Kardashian photos, because OMG. 2014 has been the year of many things. It has been The Year of The Batch. It has been The Year of Amal Clooney. It has been The Year of Hacks. But 2014 has also been The Year of the Pinocchio Butt. It was earlier this year – just a month or two before Kim Kardashian married Kanye West – that we really began talking about Khloe’s freakshow butt implants. And I’ve been consumed by them ever since.
These photos are of Khloe just walking around LA yesterday. For real question: what looks faker, her butt or her lips? Considering we’ve seen the Pinocchio Butt in so many different ensembles throughout the year, I kind of think her lips look grosser at this point. I’ve sort of gotten used to the implants. That being said, the Pinocchio Butt in leather? YIKES.
Also, when Kim was watching the Pinocchio Butt in motion during an episode of KUWTK, Kim apparently said: “Khloe’s ass is so big, guys. She needs to lose a couple of pounds. … I want a flat ass, now.” As I’ve said before, Kim’s implants were just the starter butt. Khloe’s implants are the Final Butt.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
They are out of control. I don’t get why anybody likes these girls, and have yet to meet somebody face to face that watches their tons of shows. The butt thing is getting ridiculous. I don’t get it, maybe its cuz I’m a white girl… lol. I mean I like a bum, but not this.
I am black and I don’t get it… how can she get clothes that sort of fit over that bum… I do endless lunges/squats to get rid of or tone down mine.. that’s more like a piece of furniture not a body part anymore.
I’m black too and I don’t get it, it just doesn’t look right, the butt to thigh ratio is all wrong and it must be a pain getting clothes that fit well.
i think they must have all their clothes tailored.
They’d have to use a tailor, but they need a new one. The pockets on that skirt should be laying flat and those wrinkles going from the zipper to the pocket edge should not be there. Poor tailoring indeed.
As for the butt? Loose a couple of pounds? Doesn’t she mean get a couple of pounds sucked back out? How do they even talk about all this with a straight face? I don’t think they are saline implants, I think they shove lots of fat in there. But I can’t imagine how they doctor gets it all butt shaped? Does he just stand there and need the cheek like bread dough? How can she think we believe this just naturally grew back there? Like you can just magically gain ten pounds and it all goes right where you want it? They can’t possibly think we are fooled. I guess they just think with time we’ll forget. Not likely.
Jax, LMAO!! Your comment has seared the image of her butt being kneaded into my brain!! Why Jax, whyyyyy you do this to me!? 😉
Jax – I had so many questions about butt implants, especially Kim’s enhanced Butt that isn’t an implant at all so i googled it. Lots of information out now about Butt Injections like Kim, and I suspect Khloe,has.
In a strange way, it’s fascinating to realise how it’s done. The before and after pics aren’t as gruesome as one might expect, and for the most part, if one doesn’t go overboard like these 2 sisters, it’s a lovely enhancement. Sort of similar to one choosing B cup breast implants when they are an A cup breast size initially.
Kim and Khloe have gone from the butt equivalent of a B cup to G or F and that’s why they look so strange. Kim used to get away with her enhancement because she went up a size or two above her natural size, but now they both have gigantic behinds.
BTW: the only thing that’s still a puzzler which my self imposed tutorial didn’t answer, is how a person can have so much fat all over their body or wherever it’s lipo-suctioned from to fill the gigantic behinds above?! The body is truly amazing to be able to store this much fat under the skin to have enough to fill the butt to this proportion. However, if fat is sucked from rest of the body and injected into the butt, the quality of their skin in the lipo’d areas must be very poor and possibly loose, hanging skin due to the fat removal. Urgh….more thoughts and questions!!!!
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending upon how you look at it), squats and lunges are only going to make your butt bigger.
“more like a piece of furniture”?? That, my friend, is the comment of the day. Ha!!
holy hell! Who does things in purpose to get a bigger butt?!
I do. I have no bum and I kill myself doing Squats and Lunges at the gym. I’m, however, not delusional that I will get a big one ( nor do I want one close to these girls, they are monstrous! ) but an enhanced one. So I will do anything NATURAL to make mine bigger.
That’s what I wonder. Back in my day the eternal question attributed to females was, “Does my butt look big in this?” And if the answer was the affirmative you ripped that outfit or pants right off because NO ONE wanted their butt to look big. Now times have changed I guess…..
Does anybody else think that Kim paid Khloe to get big butt implants so Kim could “prove” that big butts run in the family. She may have paid Kris, too. Kourtney probably declined the offer.
(I’ve been thinking about this ever since the Pinnochio butt appeared on Khloe.)
Fue McCormick – I wondered the same thing. I also wondered if the ridick comment by Kim wasn’t also a tray lame attempt at deflecting the “fake ass” speculation.
LOOKATMEEEEEE LOOKATMEEEEEE LOOKATMEEEEEE LOOKATMEEEEEE LOOKATMEEEEEE LOOKATMEEEEEE LOOKATMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pot meet Kettle!
You beat me to it!!! Verbatim!
Was just going to say that.
me too.
And are they pretending that their butts happened because they “gained a little weight”? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. They’ve paid a crap-load of money (pun intended) for those things.
@ Mimi
That’s what I was wondering!! Do they not realize we have pics of them from 10, 8, 6, 4, and even 2 years ago??? Side by side pics prove these ass’ (? Not sure the plural form of ass) of lies!!
I do however kind of like the flannel and leather combo.
They seem to think the world is as idiotic and gullible as they all are.
I can literally see the round edge of a butt pad on her.
Haha totally! They really look like pads in these photos.
Came here to say this!! Second to last picture, you can see the indent.
I wonder if it’s even comfortable to sit on implants so massive
I just visualised a cartoonish scenario where she sits down too fast on her butt implants and bounces forward on her face, only to be caught by her massive fake balloon lips and bounces backwards on her ginormous inflated butt… for infinity – I do believe I have discovered perpetual motion.
Lol!!!
I’ve conjured an image where her fully decomposed body in a coffin lays with the non-decomposed implants. Weird, I know.
Okay: maybe THIS is the comment of the day.
It must feel like sitting on a gym ball. She must just roll off of chairs without arms.
hahaha funniest comment goes to you !
LOL, the link to the same thing is just a couple of posts below 🙂
Her new ass implants are GINORMOUS!!!!!!! For the love of god, WHY?????
Good Lawd! Dare I say, it seems that it bigger than Kims.
I love how Kim fake laments having a big as s when she paid to have it stuffed that way.
How exactly does one sit, or sleep, like that? I seriously hope hers are padding, not implants, because ow.
Wow. Wow. It’s like her ass is trying to run away from her body.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA oh thank you, you win the internets today! Dat butt is trying desperately to escape dat azzzzz!
I so an episode a couple of days ago, her riding a horse,that poor animal.
Must’ve been a bizzare experience to be ridden by something that looked like they were from the same species
These girls are just ruining themselves.
I want to show this to a girl in my program. She is convinced that this butt is real. She follows Khloe on Twitter and Instagram and keeps telling me that Khloe is going to the gym and doing squats. That is not a squat booty.
she’s like Kim. they pretend to go to the gym to explain the physical transformations their doctors’ do. they try to pass it off as the gym, but they would actually have some muscle tone if they were going to the gym. they’re not so big that you wouldn’t see muscle definition if they worked out.
Exactly! They would have muscle tone if they were doing leg and butt work to actually build a booty the natural way. They have zero muscle tone. I think Khloe’s bum is a combination of plastic surgery and padding.
If someone’s butt got that much bigger through doing a bunch of squats there would be some crazy muscle definition. Which there clearly isn’t. And you can definitely get a booty through hard work at the gym, but it’s not magic, you butt doesn’t magically triple in size over the course of a year.
That is definitely not a squat booty. Squats firm up what you already have, they don’t create mountains out of molehills.
Now Serena Williams has a butt, and one she got by her incredible training program. She’s muscular and her butt is all hers and I think she looks amazing because she’s healthy and strong. To me, both Kim and Khloe always look old, out-of-shape, uncomfortable and bathed in make-up and spanx. That overdone look is always so aging.
Serena Williams has a booty and it is AWESOME.
Someone on daily mail wrote once that the only machines she’s using at the gym are the vending ones lol
She looks like a caricature, or should I say, karikature.
hahaha well done
Hello!
The Hunchbutt of Kalabasas!
I’ve always been embarrassed by my rather large butt, but now that this look is fashionable, I am rethinking my position. Hmmmmm…..
large butts have always been fashionable, just not in the “mainstream.” i have a large one too, and i like it. 🙂
Same here and wearing it a little more proudly, now that they’re en vogue.
She probably had the kind where they inject your own fat into your butt — it’s safer, according to Dr. Oz. (haha) BUT… they also tend to look huge when you do it that way.
Define safer… I’ve seen some pics that scarred me for life. Google butt injections necrosis if you’re interested and have no plans to eat anything ever again.
Why do they do this? My booty isn’t huge, but it is round. For a long time pants never fit bc my butt and waist didn’t watch up. Everything had to be altered.
I’ve since found old navy sweetheart jeans, though.
Me too. If they fit in the butt, they don’t fit in the waste and vice versa.
same problem – alas, old navy jeans helped me out too. 🙂
Yaaaaas gurl. Old Navy Jeans are EVERYTHING. I’m little but I have hips and a bit of a bubble butt, and for years I’d been struggling with jeans that fit my chicken legs but were waaaay too tight for my hips/butt. Then Old Navy jeans came into my life and I am forever changed. Never have I ever worn a pair of jeans that sit so perfectly on my hips.
I love Sweetheart jeans! It’s so hard to find clothes that fit right.
I wonder what’s going to happen when the butt and lip injections are no longer “in” and she removes them and stops the puffy lips? 🙁 and what body part is next? In Brazil it’s not just a big butt but also huge thighs so now women are getting thigh implants. Sheesh when does it end.
i should move to brazil. lol
*searches for luxurious Rio pad online*
the lips are awful! It looks like she has a moustache too.
If thighs are next then I’ll be trending.
Why do they think this looks good? Is it all a way to make their waste look smaller by comparison and therefore, thinner? I just don’t get it. Do their men suggest they do this? Does their mother? I just can’t see standing before a mirror and thinking I need foreign objects in my butt to make it stick out disproportionately. I could see it maybe if they had super flat hind-ends or some kind of accident or condition than ruined the muscle there, but that’s not the case. And what happens when they do gain weight, because they will. It’s only because they’re young and have made it their priority right now to stay as trim as possible, but that won’t last. Kim and Khloe are both prone to carry a bit of weight and once they lose the drive to continually deny themselves through dieting and such, they will gain weight and man, it isn’t gonna’ be pretty.
Her ass is the Omega of asses And her lips look like they are melting or something.She looks like a pizza that was seriously jostled during delivery-all messy and stuff just sliding off. ugh.
Man I gotta come to Celebitchy more often the comments are excruciatingly funny!!! A pizza with stuff sliding off, oh honey I may never stop laughing! I never cared for Khowie’s “trucker” style, but figured it was her trying to find her niche in the midst of her overfed overblown overfillered family. But to combine trucker style with the overfed overblown and overfillered ass is just OVERLOAD.
No need to lose weight. Surely that thing came with an overflow valve. Just like an over inflated car tire, you press the little dot in the center of the valve and release it. Repeat until it looks right.
This means nothing other than they needed to have Kim say something snooty for their scripted reality show. Kim doesn’t want a flat ass and Khloe looks more like a cartoon version of herself than a real person. Everyone knows that this big butt look the Kraps have going is to attract the media and a certain type of guy. They are a tiresome family of lip fillers and butt fillers and waist lipo and letting an underage teenager date/live with a 25 year old father of one. Nasty people singularly and a nasty family as whole.
It’s uncomfortable for me to sit on my flat Komplete Kardashian opposite butt. Kim and Khloe look like they could sit for days on their cushion butts
I never thought of that. I’ve been wanting stadium seats so my butt doesn’t hurt from sitting on hard metal bleachers watching all my son’s sports. I don’t need stadium seats! I just need butt implants. All this time and the answer was right under my…self?
Absolutely. Going to Fenway with my boyfriend hurts my butt. Especially on a chilly day. Butt implants will solve the problem. Kim must have thought of it when she went to so many of Reggies games!
Padded cycling shorts might help and they’ll keep you warmer, too. 🙂
If Khloe takes a step backwards, is there going to be a beep-beep sound?
hilarious! thank you
LOL! Kim is living in a glass house, don’t throw stones at Khloe!! Besides, Khloe’s butt looks way better than Kim’s, IMO!
Kim’s jealous that Khloe is getting more attention these days. Just imagine how much jealousy Kim has towards Kendall and Kylie !
I have a naturally large, curvy bum. Always have, always will. I love/hate it. I don’t understand why someone would pay to have one. It sucks trying to find clothing that fits it properly. I also don’t get the whole fake thing as it is now. Fake hair, fake lips, fake tan, fake teeth, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake body parts, etc. That may be why I always felt so strange and alien in places like L.A. and Las Vegas where the fake look is popular. I just don’t find it attractive. I’m not against people improving themselves if they feel the need like coloring your hair or getting a manicure…it’s nice when you keep yourself well groomed and in shape, but when it gets out of control and you look like a barbie doll or a blow up doll it just needs to stop. It’s weird and freaks me out. I’ve only seen the Kardashians on TV or in print. It makes me wonder how strange they must look in person.
You’re talking about grooming and looking polished. They’re in a totally different realm. It’s all about excess and frankly, fetish.
There is a way to do fake such that you still look relatively natural, but LA women seem to choose to look as unnatural as possible. Take the youngest Jenner girl, so she wanted bigger lips, big whoop! What does she do? She acquires the biggest, most cartoonist looking lips possible.
Kim’s original butt surgeries were somewhat in the range of normally natural. Now she has cartoon butt as does Khloe.
Some people do dramatic things after a breakup. Some cut their hair…others get asinine asses and lying lips.
They just keep getting bigger. Did she get the kind that you can inflate/deflate according to preference?
Stick the plug in the butt hole, and adjust the size of her rear with the tire pump
Looks like butt pads to me – you can see the outline in a couple of the photos.
And to think that she did this to her body, by choice. This woman, this family. WTF?!!!
Isn’t Kim always preaching about how she gets “bullied” for her weight? Hypocrite.
This whole family is so tacky. It’s funny because they think they are cool and hip.
Ok, so I use to think she had a fake butt. Then I ended up doing research on steatopygia for a class assignment and came to the conclusion that Khloe, Kim and Nicki Minaj are more likely to have this, then to have gigantic butt implants. I just saw a Kardashian Christmas from about 15 years ago – Khloe had a butt back then.
lol, no.
I’ve only watched the show a couple of times but she was the only one that seemed remotely likeable. Too bad she’s going crazy with the plastic surgery.
Oh please Kim, like you both didn’t buy those enormous asses.
I have one of the flattest asses on earth, and always wished it were a tad bigger…however, if I woke up one morning and saw an ass the size of this, I’d be mortified to even leave the house. I’m serious, I can’t imagine it! My neighbors might be pointing and giggling as I made my way to the mailbox. No thanks.
How come nobody has brought up the fact that that leather skirt is screaming in agony??? Seriously, I do not understand how – with all their money – these girls can walk around in clothes that simply do not fit,
Just want to mention to my curvy sisters out there with butts, the best jeans I’ve ever owned are from Macy’s called Style & Co., Curvy Fit. Buy them and you’ll say, “Wow, someone is actually listening to me when I bitch about not being able to find jeans!” And you won’t look crap like a Kardashian!
What I can’t figure is why these women believe that doing this will improve their chances of getting anywhere when it comes to anything other than being photographed in the media. Khloe was the only one who seemed to have half a chance after being on The X Factor. Maybe being followed and photographed is enough, and it cancels out constantly being mocked and scrutinized, for someone with Khloe’s obvious inferiority complex and Kim’s constant need for attention.
I think Kim is no longer the favorite of momager Kriswhorian, after the Klownye marriage disaster, and she’s lashing out to hurt anybody she perceives as taking attention off herself. Kris is shallow and casually cruel and so is her former “favorite” daughter. Kim’s sham marriage is publicly a failure. Her “husband” is running away from his “wife” back to his true manly man love Ricardo in Paris. Geez he just ditched the dufflebutt and his kid very publicly at the ice skating show, waiting breathlessly to hear the “story” she tells about why. I hope we get a lot of the ugly crying face!!
Dragqueen alert
Hideous
Unbelievable- Karl took this butt for his last schow….why?
She already had a big butt. She runs out and gets a fake Kim Kardashian butt after dating rapper French Montana when it ended the first time. Very pathetic and desperate, This just looks huge and fake and something really off with it. It just doesn’t look like it’s part of her body.
I don’t get Khloe. I always really liked her, and really liked Khloe and Lamar together until he turned to drugs and lost his mind. But ever since then she’s become as shallow as Kim and Kris. The whole family disgusts me.
So I guess that’s why they have put that fake scripted line in their show, Kim telling her she’s getting fat because her butt is big. It’s like a fake line to offset everyone calling it fake. Because she has not gained any weight at all. Back when she got it, they knew everyone was going to notice it. How did she go from the one with the most promise and so likeable to a joke?
Stick a fork in the Kardashians, please.
Here’s Kim’s rear before and after.
http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/11/12/kim-kardashian-butt-paper-magazine-transformation-pics/
Khloe’s before and after. I think you have to click on the picture.
http://famousplastic.net/2013/10/22/khloe-kardashian-finally-got-surgery-to-make-her-butt-more-like-kims/
So scary. Why would you do that to yourself? Kim actually had a really nice body in 2006.
I personally can’t wait to see how these massive and gross plastic surgery queens look when they hit their 40’s. It is going to be horrific.
Y’all folks in Cali are going to be at high risk when the collagen gives up and the Spanx-encased Karflabbian starts to slip. A couple of ugly scenarios must occur: when the stuff slips down to their cankles, the seismic shift will cause the earth’s crust to buckle, and when the overstressed fabric of the Spanx finally parts, the resulting shockwave will level the city for miles around. You have been warned!
I just dont get it on any level. They were already built that way, so why?? It just looks so uncomfortable. I dont think its a white/black thing, i think its just them. If you have that body type then God bless. Yes a nice little rump is cool. But this is just beyond words. ( and logic). Now after all of this, Kim wants a flat butt?? Lol. Cant they just be?? Very bizarre. To be continued…..
I wonder how it feels to sit down? can someone with knowledge tell me
Way to try to make it sound like her big butt is from natural weight gain, Kim. We’re not buying.
Their enhanced body parts are so out of proportion that they are CARTOON ASSES! Like following the footsteps of that crazy woman who had herself made up to look like cartoon Jessica Rabbit in that movie… It’s hilarious! What would be even funnier is if they chased each other with giant mallets or tried to drop anvils on each other’s heads on their show.