One Direction, Jimmy Fallon & The Roots do a lovely version of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”. Harry Styles’ sweatshirt is amazing. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Kate Winslet joining Michael Fassbender in Jobs? [LaineyGossip]
Megan Fox looks grunge-y, goes to lunch in LA. [Popoholic]
Rest in peace, Joe Cocker. [CDAN]
Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are planning their wedding. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Your farts can smell like chocolate if you take this pill. [Starcasm]
Accused rapist claims he’s a feminist. [The Frisky]
Has Avril Lavigne been in rehab this whole time? [The Blemish]
Posters for The Interview are going for $5000? [IDLY]
Sometimes I wake up convinced that I’m a princess. [Jezebel]
Will Kimye ditch Lucifer’s Homegirl for Christmas? [Bitten & Bound]
Designer of the year: Elie Saab?! [RCFA]
Angela Lansbury is an American treasure. [PopBytes]
Chocolate Farts.
I think we’re done here.
Something had to be done!
Where were you on the stache investigation? These late nights of moon-howling must cease, if you want to keep your position.
ETA: Kanye has a moob-cleavage blouse, early Christmas present for you.
Is that a threat? I’ll have you know that I have “sensitive” information that alludes to the fact that you style yourself *exactly* like the dude to the far left on the bottom photo. Just saying. Don’t make me go public.
*sends in Christian Bale to calm the situation.*
You guys don’t argue. Please I can’t stand this. If you break up, who will I live with? Will mimif get me on every other weekend?
*sobs*
NO, That is completely false. My two hand tats read THE FRANCO (left) and BRAMHALL (right). Get your facts straight, mimif before you shoot your mouth off. I like his blouse and super breath constraining jacket, otherwise. The fit makes my voice raspy and gaspy.
There there Taterho, here’s a potato pacifier. Now you see what you’ve done mimif? You made the baby potato cry.
@Jaderu I’m gonna be the cool parent that whisks you away for the summer and then forgets about you for the rest of the year. Kiddo will be the mean disciplinarian who may or may not possess bum fluff on her upper lip.
@Kiddo, you have flash tats. They’re fake. The End.
*buys a set of Hello Kitty pajamas for each house and prepares for the worst*
*wanders the bush aimlessly looking for parental supervision*
Taterho has DNA swabs that will prove you’re not a real relative, but that you have descended from Russell Crowe and the bush instead..
You and Judi Dench again. Jadertatertuberuho, it appears that I am not your fathah…
*slow clap* This made my day. You all are the best!
“There are lots and lots of men out there who claim to be feminists, and who thus think they can get away with a lot of bullsh*t. Claiming to be a feminist, or having a feminist for a mom isn’t some kind of “get out of jail free card” for either sexual assault or misogyny.”
I’ll just leave this here.
I like the music they do on Fallon. I’m to the point now that I can rarely handle watching him though. I get second hand embarrassment. And I used to love the show. The whole “tight pants” sketch, the constant giggling, and over the top pandering has worn on me. There’s just so much rumblings about him not being a very good husband, that it’s kind of soured me on that front as well. I hope they’re not true, but they’ve been quite persistent for a few years now.
I love Angela Lansbury though. She seems like such a vibrant lady with suuuch a long career. I watched National Velvet as a kid, ad nauseam, and she was so pretty in that.
Fallon is totally awkward but Quest Love is everything. The End.
But “Fallon is totally awkward” is a great name for a band.
I want to cut and paste Quest Love’s bum fluff onto Fallon’s face.
Bumhall Fluff is fluffier, FWIW.
I like Jimmy Fallon. He’s funny, he’s hip. He stays on top of current trends in media. I haven’t heard anything about him being a “bad husband”. Just because you “hear” things doesn’t mean they are true. He just hand another daughter with his wife last week (not that this means he can’t be a bad husband) but he seemed so proud showing pics of his wife and daughters. He seems like a nice guy. I also know of some people who put up a “nice” act in front of people but behind clothes doors are monsters. I don’t know.
He’s been the subject of so many blind items about what a horndog he is — hitting on women in bars after his show wraps for the night and cheating on his wife. Recently when the rumors got too persistent, he did a pandering People cover with his daughter… it was gross.
I went and looked up a blind gossip on him, because I have never heard that about him. Who knows, but I think it’s these blind gossip places start cut and pasting the same rumors onto their sites. Most blind rumors are made up with a handful true. So something gets written and then thrown around all over the internet eventually and then some other gossip site will now do a blind on him to fill their page. If it was true that he was drunk every night at bars sleeping with young women all the time, one would have already sold a story.
I’m not saying he’s been faithful. I wouldn’t say that about any celebrity. I just roll my eyes when the story is a man cheats all the time and is seen out picking up girls all the time and drunk, yet not one iPhone photo in the bar where he’s picking up women, not one girl selling a story. He seems like a very sweet guy to me. I like him and hope he’ not a roamer.
I like his show because he’s a genuine fan of music and when he has musicians or singers on, he doesn’t do a scripted Q&A. I feel like he’s genuinely curious and has some great questions and it comes through. I guess I don’t mind his fandom of certain stars or musicians.
RIP Joe Cocker.
Such a legend couldn’t even get an entire post? And he got passed by Harry Styles?
I know. And my link didn’t go through, darn it, but Belushi doing Joe Cocker is still the best thing ever.
Oh Harry, how I do love you, ❤️ and Zayn continues to be physical perfection, ❤️
Alright, fangirling done,
We are twins.
Up high ☺️
Ugh, I don’t understand why anyone over 15 is attracted to anyone in One Direction. I just CAN’T with the tight pants, the ridiculous hair, and the awful, teeny bopper music. And why Harry’s the hot one, I’ll never know.
I just heard them for the first time on SNL this weekend and they are SO lame! Even the Backstreet Boys & N Sync had at least a couple catchy songs!
Yes, I think there is something a bit “off” about him and I cannot quite put my finger on it.
I saw them on Graham Norton with Sir Ian McKellen (whom I adore) and Styles was acting very strange. I couldn’t tell if he was on drugs or that was just his personality? Weird, to say the least.
Yeah I saw that, too. He sat so far apart from the rest of the group, I guess he’s a little prima donna. I watched 30 seconds of their performance before skipping it, and he clenches his jaw when he sings. It was so distracting. I just don’t get the appeal. He needs a good shampooing as well.
Agree. I’d never actually seen Harry on video before. The way people go on about him I figured he had some sort of allure that didn’t translate to photographs…nope. He looks even derpier in action than he does in pictures.
Woah, Jesus Christ, Merry Christmas to you too haha