Every now and then, I like to do a Paris Hilton story to feel good about myself. I think to myself, “I wonder what that moron has gotten into this month?” This month, the moron has given some interesting quotes about Lent and how hard she would find giving up anything for forty days, especially junk food. Her weaknesses are “cotton candy and French fries.” For the record, when Paris was asked about her weaknesses she didn’t say “vadge flashes and diamond-encrusted Bentleys”. BANG Media (via Gossip Rocks) has the breaking news:
Paris Hilton “doesn’t like” diets.
The slender socialite isn’t giving anything up for Lent – the Christian fasting period before Easter – because she hates being deprived of her favorite junk foods.
She said: “I just don’t think I could go for 40 days without something. If I did, I’d probably just give up chocolate and McDonald’s. I’ve never tried to give up anything before. I don’t like diets. My weaknesses are cotton candy and French fries.”
The 28-year-old blonde star has also started planning ahead for Mother’s Day, revealing she always does something special for her mom Kathy Hilton.
She added: “It’s Mother’s Day in a few weeks, so I need to plan what I’m doing. My mom loves Chanel, so I always get her presents from there – she loves the purses.
“Mother’s Day is really important because my mom and I are very close, so I always make the day very special for her. We usually go to The Ivy in Hollywood for dinner – it’s her favorite restaurant.”
From BANG Media, via Gossip Rocks
Kathy Hilton actually gave a recent interview about Paris. Shocking, because Mother Hilton seems to strive to never get publicity off her children, right? Kathy wants Paris to take a dating break. Another way of putting this would be “Mother Hilton Tells Paris to Shut Her Vadge for Lent”:
She goes through guys like they’re awards show dresses, and though Paris Hilton seems to be into yet another relationship with Doug Reinhardt, her mom Kathy is advising her to take a break for a bit.
According to Fox Pop Tarts, Mother Hilton recently went on record as saying her daughter needs to take a break and focus on herself. “My dating advice for Paris would be just to take your time. It is okay to be alone; you don’t have to always be with someone.”
From The Gossip Girls
I knew a guy who gave up masturbation for Lent one year, and that was intense experience for him and everyone around him. By Easter he was one very angry man. Wouldn’t it be great if Paris gave up something like vadge flashes and sex with the latest tool of the month?
Paris Hilton is shown celebrating her belated birthday with new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt in Vegas on 3/7/09. Credit: WENN
Wait.
Giving up junk food, or giving up throwing up junk food? lol
Isn’t it a little late to be giving up for Lent now? Easter is right around the corner!
It would be better if she gave up all publicity for 40 days. Eat all the cotton candy and fries she wants, just stay the hell out of sight. THAT would be a real blessing.
@Roni: Maybe we could re-enact the crucifixtion with her: not the holy dying on the cross or the resurrection parts, just the putting in a cave and sealing it off with a boulder part.
She couldn’t give up leaving the house for 40 days? I can’t stand this “women”!
Society take note – skinny people can have no self control and be lazy.
Baho – that wouldn’t work, people kept coming and opening up the damn cave. Perhaps sticking a few spikes in the bandanna would be a start? Crowns of Thorns are so edgy
Anyway giving up sweets for Lent? What the hell age is she? It’d be more in her line to give up the nose-candy and alcohol.
Everything this idiot says is a total lie. Remember when she told Larry King she had never done drugs?
She doesn’t keep solid food down.
You know what I think I hate most about her? It’s how disgusting her feet look in her shoes. The tops are so bony. I know those are generally bony but hers take it to a disgustingly new level. And if you reall look at the top picture, the tan stops at her feet.
She’s a little late for the start of Lent. There’s so many things she could start or stop doing for Lent that she’d be celebrated for. Some suggestions are in the above comments. She knows if she talks about it after it’s started she’s safe not to follow through.
If only all the fashion victims would give up those ridiculous headbands.
Oh and wait a minute: is she in trouble with the law again? Because I thought you had to be religious to give up something for Lent….
Mairead, would that be ‘edgy’ or ‘hot’? Or like, ‘so totally gibson?’
Whatever it is, I hope the bandanna slips and puts out that wonky eye. Wait, no then she’d just get a Swarovski-bedazzled eye patch and buy herself a black-market endangered species of parrot.
There’s no winning…she’s too vacuous…I am defeated by her powers of suck…*raises white flag*
I wish she would give up breathing for lent too!
How about giving up breathing instead, Paris?
Yes, I too immediately went to the ‘she couldn’t give up breathing for Lent?’ place.
Baho/Ron: Lol!
and this is news?
Okay, everyone knows she is bulimic. It would actually do her (and her teeth and throat) a LOT of good if she gave up junk food altogether!
OHHHHHHHHHHH……..to live in her self absorbed world!
Actually, I just feel incredibly sorry for her. What a lost and pathetic person. Think of her in 10 years when she is 38 (I am NOT saying 38 is old) and her dumb ‘girl’ act and desperately trying to look 21?
She needs to give up sex and booze for Lent because those are her biggest vices, at least that I can tell. Those poses she is always doing are ridiculous. That girl needs some help.
She should try giving up the cock-a-doodle-doo.
I can’t wait until all of that partying catches up with her and she looks old before her time…it’s only a matter of time before her face turns into a balding tire.
She is a freak and her parents allowed her that way. Funny how I ever saw anybody saying “please, give her a break”.
I’d like to see her give up talking and spare us the details of her life for once…
wowwww this shows what the world has come to when its news that paris hilton is NOT giving up anything for lent. surprise surprise