Is Beyonce trying to tell us she’s knocked up again? [Dlisted]
Kevin Hart is always having the best time ever. [LaineyGossip]
Aziz Ansari takes on Rupert Murdoch. [Buzzfeed]
John Oliver is back! Yay! [Pajiba]
Darwin Gray is your newest baby-faced male model. [A Socialite Life]
People were dressed terribly at the W Magazine event this weekend. [Go Fug Yourself]
Leo DiCaprio photobombed 50 Cent. [Starcasm]
Behati Prinsloo wore a tube top. [Moe Jackson]
Selena Gomez posted a yoga photo. [Popoholic]
Emmanuelle Chriqui is still a thing. [Celebslam]
Lily Tomlin is a national treasure. [Jezebel]
Sofia Vergara’s son is so handsome. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Liam Neeson prank called Maggie Grace’s boyfriend. [The Blemish]
I always forget that Lindsay Price & Curtis Stone are married. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Maybe. I hope she’s not also telling us she only has one megaboob!
I love your name. True story.
thanks but how come?
This is going to sound odd, but DB is my fave breakfast cereal. I eat it every morning while I peruse CB! 😀
Are you talking about Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls, mimif?
Yummy balls in milk! yay
bread daby.
Haha – glad it reminds you of malty crunchy goodness 🙂
Good lord, another surrogate disaster….this time wear a heavier whoopie cushion
Yaaay! Another pillow baby!!!!
Funtimes 🙂
Did she got a boob job or lift? They look so pronounced and fake in that last photo; and, I don’t think it’s just her posture.
I lol-ed because I thought you meant the beach sculpture until I scrolled down. There was only one pronounced boob in the sand.
ahahaha. that was my first thought as well.
Could be the bra? The top portion of dress covers the whole chest area, so I guess she could have a super pushup bra under there.
I think the cinching at the waist emphasizes her bust.
You iz misinformed. I mentioned it previously, but she’s pushing Angelina territory with that pic.
mimif, Bread Daby eater and liver bile expeller! What are you trying to start WWIII combining both the beloved and sacred AJ AND Beyonce? You’ve gone and lost your damn mind.
It puts the dread in the daby, or it gets the expeller again.
P.S. You started EVERYTHING. I’ll do it, I’ll go back and find the OG post (not that post, a different post).
It’s weird because sometimes she looks like she has very little up top then BAM that maroon dress pic where they look like DDs.
I’m surprised she didn’t photoshop a thigh gap into the sand.
I love that Liam Neeson story, and Aziz is the best.
Lol
Is this Beyoncé’s idea of a gossip Rorschach test?
Cause I’m seeing lots of things… ninja turtle shell, a hermit crab, top of an ice cream cone, crop circles…
Beat. I see Coral, a gingerbread man, and a stinkin tiara!
I see a db post about goop. Funny how the mind works.
I know. Oh and I responded to you earlier (twice) -“about getting db’d on the JA thread, but poof. I was misinformed, btw.
…a shrinky dink, a brick, an archery bow and piles of bones, bones, bones.
I see Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu everywhere.
I can barely remember pre-¡Ińárritu!
Here is one for both of you… Iñárritu* once directed velvety Clive Owen in a BMW commercial.
*mimif respect for the accent marks but you missed the ñ
Sh-t. I didñt miss the ñ the first time arouñd, but I had to edit my post 14 huñdred billion times (oñ my phoñe ñoñtheless) uñtil I was bliñd. #piñkyswear
I need proof of this celestial collaboration immediately! And lmao this totally makes Kiddo and I wiener sisters. 😂
I cry foul for your overuse of ñ… it’s feast or famine with you!
I didn’t tell you it was great. I only told you it existed.
It’s a short film for BMW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvKVaqTqzqg
I made it like thirty-ñiñe seconds. Where did you meet Kíddos new bf? P.S. You better answer me or I am telling Cíndy you’ve been talking shít.
Met him at a Latino entertainment industry thingy a few years back, circa Babel. You know, back when Brad wasn’t so crusty and still put some effort into his attire.
(just made someone very happy with this comment)
Por favor, que alguien me diga que Gael demasiado, mía girl.
Perhaps…if there’s a pillow under that sand.
lololololololol!
After years and years of claiming she and Jay Z wanted privacy, Beyoncé is turning into the ultimate troll. I saw this last night on another site and I just had to roll my eyes.
I think she was forced into being more “public” as this is the way celebs are living now a days. Remember her career was not doing so well for a minute (her album before this one did not sell very well). She was probably told to do what all celebs do…or suffer the end of her career. Sadly, this is how it works now a days.
Unless you’re Adele and your music is actually good.
qwerty: Thank you! I needed that.
I, for one, am sick of her saying stuff without actually saying stuff. Oh, aren’t you so clever…you and your staff of social media geniuses? I guess the kids love it and squeal over any announcement of her mundane life events…I’m just waiting for the next Tool album. THEN I’ll be excited.
Shut the front door. When?!
And cue Bey posting a pic of her drinking wine in 3…2…1…
Any year now! Lol. I’ll wait forever for Maynard. 😍
GingerCrunch says:
“I, for one, am sick of her saying stuff without actually saying stuff. Oh, aren’t you so clever…you and your staff of social media geniuses?”
EXACTLY how I feel. She trolls as hard as Kim K. It’s nauseating.
That’s what I hate–that, and especially those pics of the back of Blue’s head. I mean, I think when you’re famous, there are certain prices that your family has to pay for that. That’s just the way it is. And you roll with it, do your best to minimize it (such as not frequenting pap zones), and get on with your life. The worst thing to do is make a big stink over it, because then it becomes a story. But don’t purposefully hide your kid away in public, while you’re posting cutesy little Look-I’m-Not-Posting-Pictures-Of-My-Baby’s-Face-Online pictures…..which only makes the pap activity worse. I just hate that. Don’t pretend like you hate the attention when you’re actively engaging.
Stands up. Claps
I don’t think she’s pregnant. Recent pics of her show her with a very flat stomach. I don’t see her announcing her pregnancy until she is visibly showing. I think her daughter helped “bury” her in the sand and probably just piled up sand on her tummy. I also know that Beyonce puts a lot of thought in to what pics she puts on her tumblr. She may be trying to put rumors out there..who knows? Doesn’t she have a new album coming out this year?
Doesn’t she have a new album EVERY year!? 😉
No, that’s Rihanna
I saw recent photos of her from Thailand vacation and she did look pregnant.
I don’t think she’s pregnant either..Man, I wish I could lay in the sand like that. January is getting to me.
Right? so sick of winter
Yes, she might be confirming “a” second pregnancy, just not her second pregnancy.
LOL! +1
Over her antics.
Second pregnancy?
Has she ever been pregnant before?
hahhahahah
Yes, Aziz! A thousand times yes!
Roger. Best Twitter rant ever.
Yawn.
Stunt queen. Attention seeking. Tired.
Jennifer Anniston and Beyoncé same.
Old.
Another baby. How nice. Wonder who the mother is?
Yup! I think she is preggo, but we all have to go thru’ her drama before she tells us mortals. LOL!
I don’t think so. Wendy Williams called this simple manipulation to get folks buzzing and that’s about it. I tend to agree with Wendy.