Billy Bob Thornton chose Jennifer Aniston in a game of ‘Who would you rather?’

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A lot of Angelina Jolie-fans can’t stand the way that her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton will often name-check her in interviews. I never really minded it though, because for the most part, he’s just being asked those questions and he tries to answer them as honestly as he can. I’ve always thought BBT still cares about Angelina in a general sense and genuinely wishes her well. Maybe that’s a projection on my part. Who knows? But by BBT’s own admission, he and Angelina still talk and check in with each other occasionally, and I doubt either of them has any sort of grudge. But Billy Bob just opened up a big ol’ can of worms. As you know, Billy Bob won a Golden Globe for his brilliant portrayal of Lorne Malvo in Fargo. After his win, he stopped by Access Hollywood, where they made him play a game of “Who would you rather?”

Watch out, Justin Theroux! Jennifer Aniston has one seriously devoted admirer. Billy Bob Thornton revealed his crush on the Friends alum after the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards on Sunday, Jan. 11. Thornton, 59, caught up with Access Hollywood after nabbing the statue for Best Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television for Fargo, and was asked about Aniston, 45.

Access Hollywood hosts Billy Bush and Kit Hoover asked Thornton to play a game of “Would you rather…?” as a nod to an earlier move from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes opening.

“Who would you rather… Jennifer Aniston or Reese Witherspoon?” Hoover asked.

“Jennifer Aniston,” the star quickly responded, requiring just seconds to make his choice.

“Lifelong goal…” he added jokingly. “That’s all I’m saying.”

Asked about his choice between Keira Knightley and Aniston, Thornton maintained his love for the Cake star, saying, “Jennifer Aniston. How many times does it take you for you to get this through your head?”

[From Us Weekly]

Well well well. Billy Bob has a crush on Jennifer Aniston. Everything is coming up CAKE!! Just think, Aniston could have “stolen” Billy Bob away all of those years ago. Victory for Aniston! In all honesty, if we’re playing “Who would you rather?” and you have to choose between Reese and Jennifer, I would probably pick Jennifer too. You know she has the better weed and the stronger mojitos. Plus, she might take you to Cabo. But if I had to choose between Keira and Jennifer? Eh, I would choose Keira.

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  1. Lol, I was getting ready to side eye Angelina for this…..but COME ON. It’s BS…he was asked because of the Angelina connection (and because she was nominated as well, but there were two others)…..

    • V4Real says:

      Yes I agree VC. And he was joking going along with the game. Hell even I would choose Aniston over Reese and I can’t stand Aniston but I dislike Reese more.

      I doubt BB seriously has a crush on Aniston but now people are taking a joke and running away with it. All this is doing is giving hardcore fans of both Angie and Aniston more fuel to keep the fire burning. Let it go people.

      • Josephine says:

        I agree. He was trolling. He’s very witty and sharp and I think he was just messing around. I like him, and I seriously doubt he finds either of those women the least bit attractive – way too blah for him!

      • epiphany says:

        Of course it was a joke. Given his history with AJ, what else would you expect him to say? Props to him for having a sense of humor, and razzies to Bush and Thorton for taking his answer so seriously.

    • Christin says:

      Yes, and he was just running with it as a joke (in his own kooky way).

      Like someone said downthread, his answer (given the choices) could have been twisted, either way he answered.

    • Skeptic in the room says:

      Or maybe like most sensible people he couldnt give two figs about silly tabloid triangles and just answered the question honestly. My big brother has had a lifelong crush on Ms Aniston too. Whats the big deal?

    • littlestar says:

      Agreed, it’s obvious he was joking around. And really, who would choose American Citizen #1 Reece Witherspoon anyway? Lol.

    • Anne tommy says:

      I know who I’d rather not…Billy Bob.

  2. Abbott says:

    If I wanted to smoke weed and watch Planet Earth with some vodka Smart Water, I’d just visit my downstairs neighbor.

    It would be a once in a lifetime event to be judged by Reese, deemed unfit and haughtily excused from her American presence.

    Reese. All day.

    • Erm, you could go visit O’Kitten. And get some special brownies in the mix. And cuddle with some cute kitties.

      • McKitten says:

        You have absolutely no idea how amazing my cats are when you’re stoned. Seriously, the younger one is like an alien.

      • @Kitten
        I ever tell you about the time my twin accidentally ate all of my grandma’s pot brownies before he had to get drug tested for football in HS? Good times. He got the munchies REAL BAD.

      • McKitten says:

        I don’t think I ever realized that your twin was a boy!

        That’s awesome. I want to not-so-accidentally eat a batch of pot brownies. Like, right now actually.

      • Lol–I had gone up to my grandma’s house to take care of her cats, and she left me a bunch of cookies, muffins,etc on the counter, because that’s what she does. And she left a note that said DON’T EAT THE BROWNIES…they’re “special”, lol. So I ignored them, of course. But my brother went up to the house before biking up to football practice, and ate all of the brownies. And when he got back, he was talking about how hungry he was, and how he ate all of her brownies…and I just started giggling. And he was not amused because he was going to be drug tested for football later that week…he passed, but still….effing hilarious.

      • mimif says:

        I want go get stoned just so I have an excuse to get a Scottish Fold.

      • V4Real says:

        Oh boy you guys are making me want to run home for lunch and light one up. My ex bf didn’t smoke, therefore I only smoked when with a certain group of friends. But with the new bf there seems to be an endless supply of the sticky icky.

        VC you never disappoint with your stories. Thanks for the laughs.

      • Tarsha says:

        Lol kitten, who is stoned? The cats, or you? Do you smoke the catnip, and they smoke the weed, rather than vice versa? 🙂

      • kate says:

        I really hope you’re not serious about your cats being stoned.

    • truthSF says:

      Amen to this!!!

    • doofus says:

      I’d take Reese just so I could call her Laura Jean Poon to her face.

    • Sullivan says:

      Abbott, you’re brilliant.

  3. Louise177 says:

    It’s annoying that whenever something happens with Jennifer and Angelina tabloids and blogs do whatever it takes to make it a competition or scandal. I doubt Angelina cares and BillyBob was just answering a question.

  4. OSTONE says:

    I think I would choose the American Citizen too. The gossip she would spill while drinking our organic sweet tea from our mason jars, priceless.

  5. SpookySpooks says:

    I would choose Jen too. I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I think she’s awesome. But I also love Keira. That is a tough one.

    • Greek Chic says:

      I agree that is an unpopular opinion, i like Jen too. She’s fun. But i also like Angelina,why always have to be the one or the other? Keira is a cutie too.

    • littlestar says:

      I would choose her too. I would go to Cabo with her and drink vodka anything with her any day.

    • Charlie says:

      I love Jennifer. And Angelina. And Keira. Reese, not so much,

    • minime says:

      I would choose Reese. She might be annoying but she made good movies (Walk the line is so freaking good). Maybe he’s interested in entering the rom com business 😉

  6. Maya says:

    Apparently Jenhens and some media people needs a lesson in sarcastic humour.

    Billy Bob is known for his sarcasm and humour and he was clearly joking.

    Even if he wasn’t joking – I will pick Jennifer over Reese and Kiera any day. She has the best body of these 3 – when it comes to the face well that’s another story.

    And since Jenhens are rejoicing over the fact that Angelina’s ex picked Jennifer – may I remind you that Jennifer’s current fiancé Justin picked Angelina Jolie as his dream woman (his close friend said that) before he cheated on his girlfriend with Jennifer?

    Lastly Angelina is friends/friendly with both of her ex husbands. And none of them have anything bad to say about her.

    • Maya, it’s not that serious. It’s weird that you take everything so personally.

      • Maya says:

        @VG since you said it nicely I am going to reply to you.

        I didn’t take it seriously. If you read the whole comment you can see I think BB said it as a joke.

        It’s only at the end I wrote about how Jenhens are rejoicing and they should be reminded of something.

        Seriously what it is with people here on CB who takes it personally whenever I write something? I never attack any other commentators, I never use vile or abuse language. I only write how I feel, leave the page and check in once in a while. It doesn’t affect me in any way nor do I spend hours on thinking about celebs and their fans.

        PS: this is the only site I comment on but I think I need to stop doing that.

        PPS: as for people who claim a vibe or thinks I live for this gossip.. I lost a family member last year, I worked for UN 4 years in dangerous places, I have seen horrible stuff done to innocent people. Believe me I know what to take personal and what not.

      • Tammy says:

        Odd that you’re taking offense to an innocent comment…it’s really not serious and I kind of get the same vibe as well, you seem to take everything so personal. No one was attacking or suggesting hours thinking about celebs or their fans.

      • V4Real says:

        Maya but your comment does sound a bit too serious. You’re adding fuel to the fire by saying Jenhens are rejoicing over this but I don’t see much rejoicing on this post. Since you knew it was only a joke there wasn’t a need to add that AJ was Justin’s dream woman. That is taking it personally. It’s like going tit for tat.

    • Jayna says:

      What is even weirder is there are adult female fans who really care about this Jen/Angie line anymore and worry about a Billy Bob comment and what internet people are saying on other sites. LOL. So odd to me.

      • McKitten says:

        It’s incredibly cringe-worthy to witness.

        The day that I’m that invested in ANY celebrity is the day that I quite celeb gossip entirely.

      • doofus says:

        and that they’d make a “preemptive” comment HERE based on what was said on another site.

        No one on here is “rejoicing”. no one here is saying “In your FACE, Angie!”

        But I WILL say…

        …In your FACE, Laura Jean Poon!

      • Artemis says:

        You gotta admit, Maya has got trolling down to a T:
        She goes to other sites, brings back ‘negative’ comments here and gets tons of reactions about a paragraph that doesn’t even reflect this thread’s sentiments!

        Now if she was posting on those others sites, her comments would be ignored but not here of course, here she gets attention. Brilliant strategy. She’s in a category of her own: stroll: stan + troll.

      • McKitten says:

        You’re absolutely right, Artemis. I usually just ignore and I should know better than to feed.
        —-and I’m stealing “stroll”.

        lol @ Laura Jean Poon, doofus 😉

      • Tammy says:

        Well put, Artemis. I only had responded because she seemed to come back at VC for no reason at all. But I’d pick Aniston over Witherspoon lol.

      • Peppa says:

        The day that I’m that invested in ANY celebrity is the day that I quite celeb gossip entirely.

        THIS!! This is what I have felt since gossip forums and comment sections sprang up on the internet. I like some celebs a whole lot, but I don’t have a lot emotionally invested in them. Some celebs that I love get dragged on here (B. Coop, Kristen Bell, Miles Teller) but I tend to avoid threads on them because I know I’m not going to convince anyone to like them and I don’t feel like reading a bunch of negative comments on people I like. I also don’t understand the hatred flung at EITHER woman. I know there are pages dedicated to hating both, and that weirds me out. It’s not that serious.

      • Peppa says:

        Also, stroll is hilarious Artemis.

      • AntiSocialButterfly says:

        @mckitten-
        This, ^, entirely. I commented as much in another thread some days ago, and stirred some ire in the loondom. As I said there, I just cannot comprehend the bile and energy placed into shizz like this. It is lunacy.

      • Kt hatuh says:

        It is VERY weird. I often wonder if they’re like that in real life, when they’re hanging out with real people. Do they throw things at the television or go on a rant if they come across a “Friends” episode?

      • minime says:

        Stroll is a great nomenclature! 😀

        @antisocialbutterfly: been there, done that, not totally on purpose, but sometimes is just impossible to stir away from the craziness that comes on these threads (on both directions). Still can’t get it either.

        @McKitten: I hope the day I get so over invested in any celebrity I don’t personally know (meaning all of them), internet magically bans me!

      • Kim1 says:

        I find it even weirder that people dislike Amal or Benedict’s wife to be.

    • Crumpet says:

      Jenhens?

      So what if he was joking/serious? It is hardly a statement to incite rage and name calling for imagined responses.

      Perhaps he is into women with some lean body mass.

      *runs and hides*

    • Esmom says:

      Jenhens are rejoicing that BBT picked Jennifer?

      The delusion is strong, even for you Maya.

    • mia girl says:

      What I want to know is why are we even talking about Jolie or JenHens in this drama, when we are ignoring the true victim.

      Why is no one thinking about the rejected party, Reese and her feelings?
      DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT REESE?!!!!!

      Are there any Witherspooners or Citizunites on this thread who will come to her defense?

    • Icy blue says:

      Too over invested

    • Josephina says:

      Your comments are fine and always welcomed, Maya.

      Feel free to comment here anytime. I have always enjoyed your posts. You can see straight through bullsh*t and you are quick about it as well.

  7. Amcn says:

    I think I speak for every Angelina Jolie fan the whole world over when I say: Jen can have him!!

    • truthSF says:

      Hahaha! But seriously, he was joking.

      Access Hollywood has got to be at the very bottom of the entertainment shows to be desperate to pull this stunt. Does anyone still watch this show?

    • Oh Lord, Amen! I’m sorry–I thought BBT was sorta kinda hot for all of two seconds when I watched that sex scene between him and Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball. And just from what I saw of his relationship with Angelina–he seemed to have wanted her to be his sex kitten all the time, and then when she wanted to grow past that, then that’s when the issues started (not to say that she didn’t have her part either)…..

      • Artemis says:

        He was hot mid-1990s. I recently watched ‘Slingblade’ (masterpiece) and the man is a genius. I went looking for some interviews about his writing process and acting and found this:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv6KFRleUG0

        Every damn time he smiles, I’m gone! He’s not really sexy, he just has something sometimes. Plus he’s incredibly smart, funny (‘what fourth wall?’ lol) and artistic, something that gets lost because of the Jolie connection.

        I don’t think he wanted a sex kitten, he doesn’t seem to have a pattern like that and he always said that beauty is not important to him. Jolie would not enter a relationship purely for a man’s desire, nothing ever suggested that. She was quite deep in interviews about how she views life and wants to live it. They were also often apart due to Jolie’s filming schedule so she wasn’t entirely focused on him.

        They were just so obsessed with each other and fed a need that they BOTH had to be loved and wanted. Both couldn’t believe that the other loved them so much.

      • mayamae says:

        I adored BBT during the Slingblade era – and I agree he was a genius. He lost me during his marriage to AJ – I thought they brought out the worst in each other and I was pretty grossed out with the PDA.

        I think a smart southern boy can be so sexy – I felt the same about Tommy Lee Jones when he was younger. You’re tempted to dismiss the hick accent, but then they’re so damned smart. It’s hot.

    • doofus says:

      he’s not orange enough.

    • Tarsha says:

      This!

    • Janet says:

      I think he was just trying to stir the sh*t pot. But like the old Chinese proverb says, fool who stir sh*t pot better be ready to lick spoon.

      Lets not forget this is the guy who kicked Aniston’s buddy Laura Dern to the curb.

  8. Ally.J says:

    I’d go for Aniston too.

    That Globe was well deserved, he was outstanding in Fargo.

    • c'est la vie says:

      Loved him in Fargo, he was one of the best things about the show. Though the rest of the cast was great…

      Hope it’s as good next season.

      And I like his sense of humor. It was a given that he was going to pick JA. I would too, if I was him.

      • McKitten says:

        I know I should just google but what channel is it on?
        Worth watching?

      • doofus says:

        it’s on FX. didn’t watch but I’m hoping it’s either OnDemand or on Netflix because I heard it was great.

      • Peppa says:

        It is worth it. I was skeptical about it at first, but I thought it was great. BBT is amazing and I really like Alison Tollman and I want great things to happen for her!

      • c'est la vie says:

        Its definitely worth watching – it’s great. Try to watch it in sequence if you can. And pay attention to the cast – there is a Hanks in there (Tom’s son) and he’s really, really good.

      • mayamae says:

        Ah, I’m disappointed. I DVRd the season, then got overwhelmed by how behind I was and deleted it.

  9. Jayna says:

    He’s still cheeky. I love his sly humor. Bad Santa all the way. Still love that movie.

    People stop making issues. He raves about Angelina and they are still fond of each other. He was just being funny in the interview, and he’s in a good mood. He won. Yay for Billie Bob.

  10. vauvert says:

    When are reporters going to stop with this really offending “game”? I hated that Amy and Tina played this during their intro and I just find it offensive. I know it is meant to be fun, but what next, rating people on a scale of 1 to 10?

    • Pixi says:

      No, I think it’s harmless in the sense of playing it with 2 different people will get 2 different picks most of the time. No one’s taste is the same, so no one is really getting hurt. It’s just personal preference

      • truthSF says:

        I agree Pixie. And thanks to Tina and Amy playing this game, I am now watching BBC’s Pride & Prejudice, wishing I can copulate with Colin Firth for an impolite amount of time. 😀 😀 😀

      • mayamae says:

        I thought it was harmless too, until Tina made the crack about one guy being five minutes once a year. Either I didn’t get the joke, or it was just mean.

      • JB says:

        mayamae, it was because he was the director of Boyhood, which they filmed during one week a year, every year, for 12 years. Tina’s whole “character” during that bit was the one who didn’t want to get down much. I think the whole thing was a little awkward and tacky but that particular joke was a reference to the movie he was nominated for, not a dig at him personally.

      • mayamae says:

        @JB, that’s good to hear.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I agree vauvert. If two men had stood up there and played that game about women in the audience, I think people would have been offended. It doesn’t make it ok because the sexes were reversed. I thought it was in really bad taste. And now reporters are asking people? Tacky.

  11. MrsBPitt says:

    Of course he picked Jen…these actors are very savvy, when it come to knowing how to get publicity! All the E shows and tabs are going to splash the headline “Billy Bob choses Jen Anniston”
    Free publicity!! Who would care if he picked Reese Witherspoon! Personally, I would pick Jen over Reese, too! At least Jen looks like she can have I good time…Witherspoon seems obnoxious to me! And, he is in good company, after all, Brad went for both Angie and Jen, too!!!!!

    • McKitten says:

      Normally I would agree with you but wasn’t he already getting free publicity with his GG win?

      I thought he was just being cheeky.

      Oh, and I too would choose Aniston over Witherspoon, simply because I’ve always had an irrational hatred of Reese.

      • lrm says:

        I think his reply is actually ‘safer’ b/c it ties into the triangle and he can make a joke out of it. Otherwise, it would seem creepy-picking reese or kiera would have seemed like a more serious answer. When I read the headline for htis, I thought he randomly brought up her name. The fact that he was given a choice of 2 just makes it a non story and nothing to do with him or aniston, actually. Zzzzz……IMO. Not even that funny anymore. I thought he randomly made up a funny answer.

    • mia girl says:

      I think they put him in a position where it would have garnered publicity either way. If he had picked Reese then the line would be that he was shading Aniston because of Jolie. “Billy Bob rejects Aniston” The whole narrative is so tiresome.

      As Thorton alluded to in his Globe speach, no matter what you say they will find something wrong with it.

      PS I would pick Aniston over Resse, but then Keira over Aniston because she’s lovely.

  12. Nerdmomma says:

    BBT is such a fameho. He knew what he was doing.

  13. scout says:

    Two old crazies on with each other! Fine with me. Still say “EWWWW” to choose cake over American citizen though.
    He once said “having sex with skinny woman is like banging a table”. Shade? I bet.
    As Amy P said at GG “cake is like a fluffy dessert that people eat on their birthdays, and birthdays are things that people celebrate when they admit that they’ve aged.” LOL!
    I miss Tina and Amy already 🙁

  14. Jag says:

    I agree with those above me who are saying that BBT knew what he was doing and was savvy enough to pick Jennifer each time for the publicity he knew it would generate.

    If I were asked, though, I would’ve asked for another choice. Kiera definitely. lol

    • V4Real says:

      But BB wouldn’t have had to be accused of seeking publicity if the reporter didn’t play that game with him and chose Aniston as an option. So why blame BB and not the reporter. She could have chosen any other woman but she said Aniston twice. It’s more like the reporter seeking publicity not Billy. Plus he was a big winner so he had enough publicity. More people may even tune in to Fargo which is a good series.

      • mayamae says:

        I agree, but I think the reporters were two guys. I think BBT acquitted himself well. He didn’t insult the women he didn’t choose, he chose the person they probably wanted him to, and he didn’t sound disrespectful of Jen.

      • V4Real says:

        No I actually watched the show last night; it was the female reporter.

      • mayamae says:

        I guess that means Kit Hoover is a female. Can you tell I don’t watch the show?

  15. Jenni says:

    I finally watched CAKE last night and it really is good movie. It’s actually about woman who lost her child in some accident and how she copes with emotional and physical pain. I think it’s Jennifer’s best dramatic role and she deserves all these nominations. Must see.

  16. Rosalee says:

    after watching Fargo I forgave Billy Bob for his comments regarding Canadians. Kiera doesn’t have enough meat on her bones for the zombies on Walking Dead – beautiful face, lovely accent but too skinny. Reese seems to be a mean drunk, I’d pick Aniston we’d guzzle fruity drinks on the beach, she’d tell me hot gossip and we’d swap purses –

  17. kibbles says:

    As a straight woman I’d pick Kiera over Aniston too based mostly on Keira’s overall personality and awesomeness. But…if I were a heterosexual man, I think Aniston has more sex appeal than Keira and Reese. Keira and Reese are cute but not sexy. I am not surprised that Billy Bob would rather choose Aniston. He doesn’t seem like someone who is into cute women.

    • Artemis says:

      As a pansexual woman, I would choose Keira mainly because the other two are not my type. Fake cute girl-next-door thing is not my cup of tea and they are clearly both high-maintenance and frankly boring. No thank you. I like dark and ‘mysterious’.
      Keira is physically already much more interesting and ‘real’ than the other two plus she’s got style and a consistent personality. Her movies are also better although as an actress, she is average to me. She’s also low-maintenance and wouldn’t be a drag to be around with because of that (no entourage).

      I don’t know what straight men would pick but my guess is…not Keira. I think they would go quicker for Reese because tiny, blonde and blue-eyed, cute and not sexy enough to be intimidating. Then when they find out she’s quite rude and bitchy, I bet they would love her even more. Men are stupid like that.
      Aniston and Witherspoon are quite similar women, it would be like choosing between eating a hot turd or a cold turd.

      • mayamae says:

        I’m not pansexual, and can’t pretend to know sometimes what attracts a man to a woman, but I don’t get Keira – at all. I feel bad even talking about this, but the topic has been presented. There was a scene in Atonement where she was wearing a sleeveless gown with deep Vs in front and back, and when she turned and walked away from the camera, I gasped at how absolutely skeletal she was. It was disturbing. I wouldn’t body shame her – she may be genuinely that thin – but she wasn’t that emaciated in Bend it Like Beckham.

        And I can’t even agree about the face. There is something about her face that I find so unattractive. I’m not sure if it’s the extreme under bite or her mouth. She has the same habit of Jen, of talking with her mouth closed. I feel just awful, but I can’t stand it. It has nothing to do with her value or worth as a person, and I think she has a sweet personality…… I just can’t with her. And it keeps me from watching her movies, which is a shame.

      • Anne tommy says:

        That’s a quite unpleasant analogy Artemis. I must be very naive but what’s the difference between pansexual and bisexual?

      • Charlie says:

        @mayamae, I’m the exact opposite, I think Keira’s face is one of the most beautiful I have ever seen.

      • Artemis says:

        @mayamae

        Well I was talking in comparison to the other two ;). If nothing but personality would matter, I would prefer the person who is most (drama) free and that would be Keira.
        Keira is just way closer to my ‘type’ but I totally agree about the body and I don’t want to shame her but there were times when she was very very thin. She also seemed world weary when she was younger. I think she’s in a better place now.

        @Anne tommy
        Pansexual is basically attraction to people of any gender (identity) or sex.

      • mayamae says:

        I don’t want to seem more sophisticated that I actually am – I had to google pansexual.

      • Lady D says:

        You weren’t alone on Google. I’ve never heard the term myself.

  18. bns says:

    He’s def trolling. He knew what he was doing.

    • V4Real says:

      So are you saying he asked that reporter to play that game with him? Did he also ask her to make sure she picked Aniston as one of his choices. And he made those requests before the cameras started rolling.

      • bns says:

        Lol calm down…

        I’m saying that he was having fun with the media and he knew how they would react given his connection to Angelina. The reporter who asked him the questions even said that she asked him another question that didn’t relate to Aniston at all and his answer was “Jennifer Aniston”.

  19. Pixi says:

    Well, Who would you rather…. Brad Pitt or BBT? I’d pick Brad every time, so Angelina wins anyway without even trying… I wonder who BBT would have picked if the question was AJ or JA

    • ella says:

      I’d pick BBT – he seems a whole lot smarter and more fun.

      • Charlie says:

        me too. I also didn’t find Brad hot when he was young, let alone now when he looks like he doesn’t shower.

      • Bored suburbanhousewife says:

        +1. BBT is a fascinating actor, writer, director, person, and strangely hot.

        His Lorne Malvo in Fargo was beyond awesome in a cast power packed with awesomeness. Also just rewatched A Simple Plan. His range is amazing, and. Enjoy his phobia about antique furniture. I love his trolling here too!

  20. Kiddo says:

    I think they would actually be a good couple. BBT is the edge that Von Brow aspires to, but can’t quite hit.

    • Whiskeyjack says:

      This. Von Brow could only wish to be this effortlessly quirky. He tries, the Brow tries hard.

  21. Debbie says:

    Omg this is so stupid. I swear those two women couldn’t care less about each other but the media and their wacko fans keep it alive. I swear there is no reason a person can’t like, love, hate or not care (me personally) both Jennifer and Angelina. It’s not like one is good and the others bad they are both just there.

    It’s been over a decade people need to get lives because jennifer, Angelina and brad all have.

    • Kiddo says:

      Agreed, tots, and extra points for getting the adage ” I couldn’t care less” right; it’s so often butchered to “I could care less”. Which makes me Crazy-ER.

      • Debbie says:

        Thanks the could care less mistake people make is a grammar pet peeve of mine! That clearly states that you could actually care less. Think people think. Haha see bugs me to.

  22. Thinker says:

    Well Justin Theroux has a better plastic surgeon, so Aniston’s not going anywhere.

  23. Kim1 says:

    Who would you rather act with in a film? Reese or Jennifer?
    Jennifer or Kiera?

  24. kendra says:

    In Jennifer Aniston case , “who hadn’t”, but is Billy Bob married to someone? Maybe his wife should be concern. I really do not see how this is a dig at Angelina, who is married.

  25. kri says:

    I think I’d rather do The Poon because JA would be The Emoting Eyebrow and Chelsea Handler’s sloppy thirds. ick, ick, make me sick.

  26. Laura says:

    I adore Billy Bob! He’s an excellent actor and seems like a down to earth person with a wicked sense of humour.

  27. McKenzie says:

    Why does everyone think it’s so impossible for him to actually like Jen? I’m 21, and the majority of my guy friends (hell even some of the girl ones!) are in love with Jen. I know Jen isn’t a favourite on this site – but, at least where I live, Jen is a lot more liked. And I’m saying that as someone who likes them both (I admire Angelina’s charity work).

  28. Tarsha says:

    It reminds me of the time John Mayer said his goal would be to get with Angelina Jolie. He said something like, once you’ve had Angelina how can you top that?

  29. Janet says:

    I wonder if he will make good on that if Aniston goes running to him for consolation after Justin dumps her? He might end up wishing he’d kept his mouth shut.

  30. ES says:

    I am not sure I like BBT as a person, but he is a good actor, with a good sense of humor and he doesn’t shill (too much) for Hollywood.
    Did you see how he just skipped the acceptance speech, because he is so sick of it all? Most people wouldn’t dare.
    I am sure he is on good terms with Angelina. And the Aniston joke was cute.

  31. I Choose Me says:

    Hm, I’d take Jennifer over Reese too as she seems more laid back but I’d definitely hang with Keira over Jennifer.

  32. Grant says:

    Keira over Jennifer? Ew, no. I’d pick the hot blonde surfer girl over that bag of bones any day.

    • Janet says:

      If you had to hang with Aniston for an hour, after you got through talking about the weather, how would you fill up the next 58 minutes? Knightley seems to have a brain in her head whereas Aniston’s cranium appears to be occupied by vacuum interspersed with random bits of fluff.

      • Tarsha says:

        Agreed, not only does Keira have the body and the face, she also has the brain. Well, more than Jen but that is not a hard feat to manage. What on earth would one discuss with Jen? How to think thoughts – of fluff?

    • Charlie says:

      Why do you people say Jennifer is dumb? She seams perfectly funny in interviews. However, when it comes to just looks, Keira is much prettier.

      • Janet says:

        Have you actually seen Aniston in interviews? She stumbles and mumbles and twirls her hair every ten seconds. She seems unable to talk sensibly on any topic. Watching her in interviews is like listening to fingernails scraping down a blackboard.

    • Tarsha says:

      Keira is incredibly gorgeous. Aniston is plain to unattractive. She tries to hard to come across as Californian surfer girl, but she fails completely.

  33. wolfpup says:

    This is hurtful, and in poor taste. Men love catfights, particularly when it’s over other men – their egos love to believe we want them, in the same way they want us! Two women pitt against each other in terms of a man’s lens; the willing, hot and horny females. So many women are willing to fight for those dubious positions; porno slaves. No offense to anyone, but the young ladies pick up this same type of derogatory behavior, and slam men with the same idea. There’s no humanity in this.

    Both woman should jump on a man who treats them so casually. Really!

    • Kim1 says:

      So were you OK with Tina and Amy playing the same game pitting Colin Firth against Colin Farrell ?

  34. LAK says:

    BBT is such a troll!!! LOL. Of course he knew they were baiting him, and he played along to make their heads explode.

  35. Evelyn says:

    Lol he still has his way with Angelina occasionally, if I am to believe the gossip. Therefore, he’s obviously just trying to throw people off that scented trail. 😉