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In the category of “refusing to age gracefully,” Madonna showed up to a Kabbalah costume party dressed as her daughter, Lourdes. Gee, THAT hasn’t been done before, has it? Donning a super-short skirt, fishnets and a black wig, Madonna attended a Purim party at her favorite Kabbalah center in NYC, along with her cougar-bait boyfriend Jesus Luz, who dressed up as the Joker. I call cheating – this is a costume party, right? Well, Madonna tries to dress like her daughter every damn day, so how can this be considered a costume? If she’d shown up in an age-appropriate outfit, nobody could have guessed who she was!
MADONNA’S battle to defy the aging process reached new heights last night.
The singer dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl for the Jewish celebration of Purim at the Kabbalah Center in New York.
Wearing a white shirt and tie, waistcoat, small grey skirt and 80s-style sunglasses, Madge strolled into the centre and was happy to pose for snappers.
Her rumoured new lover, JESUS LUZ, dressed up as the Joker and was accompanied by JESSICA SEINFELD, wife of funnyman JERRY, who wore aPersian princess costume.
The pair held each others’ hands and pretended to be a couple to waiting snappers.
According to the Jerusalem Post, Purim is a holiday celebrating the salvation of the Jews from the wicked Haman, through the leadership of Queen Esther and her cousin Mordecai. It usually falls in March. In 2009, Purim begins at sundown on March 9. The carnival-like atmosphere of Purim, wearing of costumes, and bringing gifts of food door-to-door sometimes leads to it being referred to as the “Jewish Mardi Gras” or “Jewish Halloween” by non-Jews. I’m sure that if Madonna is bringing gifts of food door-to-door, they’re strictly organic protein shakes. Spread the gristle!
I’m trying to imagine my 14-year-old daughter’s reaction if I ever showed up to a party dressed like this. She’d probably hide in her room forever. Madonna really needs to deal with the fact that her daughter is the young teenager now, not her. It’s okay, Madge! You look great for 50 – own it! There’s no need to insist on dressing like a little girl anymore. We get it. The question is – do you? For someone who’s spent years studying religion in a quest for self-awareness and enlightenment, Madonna sure seems lacking in both these days.
Photo credits: Pacific Coast News.
Written by MSat
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Major fail to the man dressed up as the Joker. Madonna I am not even going to touch. All I can say: Fail.
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Didn’t she go thru a classy period? I miss that. Epic Fail.
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wtf is up with their “costume parties”?..
it all seems beyond stupid.
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When was her classy period? I must have totally missed it.
She’s just pathetic. Costume or not. Please, woman. Grow up and go away. Or just go away.
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Jesus Luz doesn’t look like the Joker, but like a very depressed clown.
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Wow. Even for a costume party that is just sad.
She so reminds me of the pathetic, has been actress from the movie “Sunset Boulevard.” Way past her prime but still convinced in her own mind that she’s still relevant…I can almost hear Madonna’s nasally voice screeching “I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille!”
Just.So.Sad.
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50 yr. old idiot.
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LOL! geeeez.
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Ok, this has gone beyond disgusting.
Madonna, GROW UP!!!!
I feel horrible for Lourdes, I really do. And Jesus’s Joker is an EPIC FAIL.
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And you know what? She COULD be still relevant if she wasn’t trying so hard to be relevant in the way she was relevant 25 yrs ago. Trying to relive relevance,sigh,very sad. Create a new relevance,Madonna;it’s what got you famous to begin with.
The relevance is only relevance when it’s new,edgy or otherwise interesting or thought provoking,not when it’s desparation attempting to disguise itself as relevance.
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She did have a classy period around the time Evita was released and she did the Versace campaign through when she got married. After the marriage though it was back to the Hot Topic sale rack. It amazes me really, because she could still be sexy and hot and not look desperate. Think Kim Catrall in SATC, hot but not tacky.
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Or the Bette Davis character in Baby Jane. Yikes.
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anastasiabeaverhausen:
March 10th, 2009 at 8:22 pm Or the Bette Davis character in Baby Jane. Yikes.
QFE, I agree, so creepy
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is hilarious!! So so stupid, but funny.
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It is a costume party you all! What did you wear at the halloween parties? costumes reflecting your age? Madonna attended Purim parties as a nun, 30s singer, Edith Piaf, now a school-girl… Is it that difficult just to look at her and enjoy that she enjoys life at full? Do you have to criticize every single step she takes?
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Love the comments. Overall epic fail -agreed!
Guess M never heard of growing older gracefully. She just looks silly, not sexy. My skids (step-daughters) would laugh hysterically if they saw me in that get-up.
What’s next Madonna — the barely legal crowd?
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Grow up woman.
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Since when going to a fancy dress party has become a crime? Aren’t these comments becoming a bit silly? Just a little?
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I don’t know Davo, I mean – there’s fancy dress and then there’s Madonna.
She just ruins it for everyone!
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JESUS! Can someone tell this old rag she’s not 13 anymore.
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I feel so sorry for her children. She is a tragic embarrassment to herself and them. Her 80s style shock value is no longer relevant. Christ she is vapid.
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she didn’t dress as lourdes, she’s aiming for either a korean or japanese schoolgirl. just missing a cellphone, lollipop and lots of giggling friends.
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wow she is so dumb why is she acting like this it reminds me of courtney love copying her daughter frances bean cobain
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IT WAS A COSTUME PARTY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE. SHE IS AMAZING AND ALL YOUR JELAOUS COMENTS AREN’T GOING TO CHANGE HER. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. SHE IS THE GREATEST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE HER AT HER AGE,,,,I KNOW I WILL.
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You might not like her taste in music, clothes or men, but this picture was taken at a fancy dress party. For cheesesake
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“IT WAS A COSTUME PARTY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE. SHE IS AMAZING AND ALL YOUR JELAOUS COMENTS AREN’T GOING TO CHANGE HER. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. SHE IS THE GREATEST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE HER AT HER AGE,,,,I KNOW I WILL.”
Chill out douche,
she’s a dirty old swine,
im soooo jealous.
Oh yes.
*VOMMIT
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Madonna looks gross on that pic. *projectile vomit*
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I admire Madonna for being able to stay fit even at her age.
However, fit + 50 something year old woman = wierd looking muscles on a skeleton’s frame.
So I admire her, but im also repulsed by her looks.
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