“Johnny Depp & his necklaces deigned to promote ‘Mortdecai'” links

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Johnny Depp deigns to promote Mortdecai. So many necklaces. [LaineyGossip]
Phoebe Price has some thoughts about Russell Crowe. [Dlisted]
Mariah Carey is good at Instagram. [Buzzfeed]
Excellent think piece on how the Academy Awards ignored Selma, David Oyelowo and Ava Duvernay. [Pajiba]
Hollywood throwback: Spencer Tracy. [A Socialite Life]
I’m not enjoying the costumes on Downton Abbey anymore. [Go Fug Yourself]
Is Kylie Jenner pregnant? Probably not. [Starcasm]
I can’t unsee the Kristen Stewart/Edward Furlong comparison now. [Moe Jackson]
I love Dakota Fanning’s hair in these pics. [Popoholic]
Liz Hurley is rather ageless, right? Or do I mean dated? [Celebslam]
Sexist questions on the red carpet: still happening. [Jezebel]
Nick Cannon filed for divorce in December. [I’m Not Obsessed]
#DickPoopForever. [The Blemish]
Tiffani Thiessen is pregnant again. I love her. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. Dree says:

    Amber heard seems a lot less fresh faced now then she did when she first hooked up with Depp.

    • Lauren says:

      Still very pretty! I prefer her pale skin and natural haircolor over the overprocessed blonde and tan skin.

    • BendyWindy says:

      I was thinking the same. I can see bags under her eyes that it looks like she’s trying to cover with makeup. She’s pretty, but she looks like she could use some R and R.

    • Erm says:

      I hope he isn’t dragging her down with him.

      • homegrrrlll says:

        Puhleeeze. Johnny Depp may be in a temporary schlump, but he’s a legend and I get face amnesia with whatsername. BTW, he looks very sexy in those photos. The necklaces may not be for everyone, but he mostly pulls it off. I prefer some femininity on a man, and sometimes he wears grandpa pants, but here he looks very good. She, however, does not pull off the look equally well, and her whole ensemble is “basic”.

    • qwerty says:

      She looked freshed faced cause she just dumped her gf for a hot new guy who was supposed to make her a star.It;s only now that she sees he’s a pathetic alcoholic, her career is going nowhere even with his help and Tasya has moved on…

  2. Jax says:

    I misread the headline and I thought they were necklaces designed to promote Mordecai. I was like I would buy some of those but I can’t tell how they promote the movie.

  3. ds says:

    Why did all the Awards totally ignore Interstellar? I really loved what Hans Zimmer did with music.

    • Dree says:

      Hans Zimmer wasn’t ignored, he was nominated.

    • Mia4S says:

      Interstellar got 5 nominations, more than Selma actually.

    • Jenny says:

      Interstellar was my favorite movie of the year.

      • Calcifer says:

        @ Mia4S & Jenny Interstellar was my favorite too! Good to hear that there are more people who loved it.

    • Veronica says:

      To be really honest, I’m not upset about that. I saw it with my siblings, and none of us were particularly impressed by it. Visually stunning, sure, but the plot was a mess (apocalypse induced by nitrogen-producing bacteria? REALLY?), Matthew Mcconaughey basically phoned it in for the first half of the movie, and the sound production was bizarre. It also had a raging case of White Male Protagonist syndrome, which is usually something I can overlook, but it was so painfully blatant in this instance that I spent most of the movie being irritated by how absolutely useless everybody but Mcconaughey’s character was.

  4. InvaderTak says:

    Hate it when couples dress alike.

  5. Div says:

    Oh Depp ;(. Still pissed about Selma missing out.

    Kind of ugh on the vaguely homophobic KStew article on Moe Jackson. There’s nothing wrong with comparing a man and woman (even the physical resemblance) but the tone there was…off…especially because she’s probably bi. Reminds me of how there used to be snarky articles about Ellen Page that would snark on her androgynous dress and make about fifty veiled comments alluding to her sexuality before she came out. Its like if a woman dresses butch or is a lesbian or bi some places can’t stop with tacky “she’s a man” jokes.

  6. Johnny would look like a cooler, older guy if he didn’t wear a million necklaces. Pick one or two. Same with the rings and bracelets. Pick only a few and go with it. He’s like a bag lady.

    • Kosmos says:

      Oh, yeah….his look is always definitely ‘overdone’ if you ask me. Trying way too hard to achieve his look–the hanging scarves are a bit much, too. In the early days, back when he was still with Kate Moss, he did look cool…with just enough, but not overly done. Today, it’s the chewed up hat, the hanging scarves, pin stripes, necklaces and numerous other adornments that make him look rather silly. Another person who over-accessorizes or does it poorly is John Mayer.

    • Josephine says:

      He said once that his kids made or gave him a lot of those baubles, and he likes to wear them. I think he looks like a mess, but he does seem like one of those guys who would be sentimental about stuff like that. He had such a lovely, long run with Vanessa and seemed like such a nice family guy. Now he just seems kinda icky with the dating scene.

    • Katenotkatie says:

      I’m still in mourning over losing the unbridled sexiness of Johnny 1994-2004. His years with Kate and the early Vanessa years were when he looked the sexiest/most bangable. Just the pictures of him and Kate looking at one another are practically pornographic. So, so hot- and so, so sad that he’s trying to cling to some younger man’s eccentricity.

  7. danielle says:

    Johnny looks SO bad here.

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      Agreed. This is the worst I’ve ever seen him. You can practically see the grease and grime on him. I’m amazed Amber can stand to be that close to him as he really looks smelly.

    • homegrrrl says:

      I think he looks really hot here. I guess I like his style. Amber heard looks like your basic catalog clothes buyer. Zero for originality and I wonder why she’s looking so bland.

    • Lucinda says:

      He sounds blitzed in the Jimmy Kimmel clips. Blitzed and old and dirty. Too bad. I’m still a fan but he lost his hot.

    • Sara says:

      Looks fine to me. He looked cute on the show and his eyes were as gorgeous as ever.

  8. Dotty says:

    Looks like his whole outfit came from the 50 cent bin at the Salvation army. I bet it smells like urine, too. Amber has apparently adopted his necklace fetish.

    • GingerCrunch says:

      I love me some vintage, but he’s just horribly styled. And now her with the necklaces? Ya know, just showcase one that’s really killer. Or be your own girl, Amber. Sheesh.

  9. Mia4S says:

    On a lighter note, it’s going to take a few days for Dick Poop to stop being funny…because apparently my mental age is 6. 😉

    I want to give Chris Pine a special award for being on one really great part of Into the Woods, and, for keeping a straight face during that press conference.

    • DingDong says:

      Dick Poop forever!

      I’m glad to hear Chris Pine was actually good in ITTW…I just refuse to see any movie that Anna Kendrick is in. Especially since I absolutely adore the original. No one can ever hate on anything Bernadette Peters is in. EVAH.

  10. lunchcoma says:

    Ugh. Johnny’s apparently the Generation X version of the old hippie, who’s still so caught up in the fact that he was cool 30 years ago that he can’t even see that he looks ridiculous and out of step now.

    And while it’s pretty clear that Mortdecai is a future box office flop and probably Razzie nominee, even annoying Gwyneth Paltrow can be bothered to show up and try to promote it a bit. The only financially successful movie that Johnny has been in since the 2011 Pirates sequel was Into the Woods, and I don’t think people were going to that for Johnny Depp. Can he really get away with not being a good sport about promotion if he’s also not a guaranteed box office draw?

    • And my theater’s playing this piece of crap! They can barely show one non Disney/franchise/action/romcom/stupid comedy film a year!

      • lunchcoma says:

        I was going to say “mine is too” since it generally leans strongly toward studio movies regardless of quality, but oddly, it’s not. The Hobbit, American Sniper, Taken 3, Unbroken, Blackhat, The Wedding Ringer, Paddington.

        Still not a thing there I would pay $12 to see, but at least no Mortdecai.

  11. Brasileira says:

    Can someone wash the smug off her face? I mean…. along with all these necklaces? I don’t see what she’s so smug about!

    Is it because “I got myself a midlife crisis superstar and his entire necklace and scarf collection”?!

  12. miriam says:

    I can’t figure out what is more embarrassing. The film or Depp himself…

  13. Mimz says:

    Everytime i see a pic of those two, i think that he probably loves or whatevers her as much as his character in The Rum Diary. That’s where they hit it off right?
    Well I dont think there was a lot of acting there… from him.

  14. Ankhel says:

    Sooo… Amber let her man give her a makeover? And he had some… ideas, I see? Why is he the one who’s drinking? Logically, it should be her.

    • Snowangel says:

      Thats really funny, like really funny. Depp has some Kanye in him. Stay tuned for distressed hats, and then maybe vests.

  15. Greek Chic says:

    I like her necklaces. I wouldn’t wear all of them together but they are nice.

  16. Annie says:

    He no longer suits that style. That style only works on young, skinny guys. He’s neither. He’s gotten rather chubby.

  17. AtlLady says:

    Many thanks to Cele|bitchy for posting the link to the Thursday Throwback about Spencer Tracy. Makes me want to pull out a copy of “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” to watch an amazing cast just having a ball. Or “Judgement at Nuremberg” to watch another amazing cast tackle the very worst atrocities of war. Or any movie Spencer made with Katherine Hepburn. And Katherine leads to Cary Grant (Bringing Up Baby) and toss in James Stewart (The Philadelphia Story). I guess my weekend plans have been set. LOL

    • BooBooLaRue says:

      But only if you add Gregory Peck and some Cary Grant!

      • AtlLady says:

        But of course Gregory Peck – a welcomed addition. I already have Cary in the hopper. Shoot, James Stewart can lead to Doris Day who leads to Rock Hudson. I guess “Giant” gets added as well, with the delicious James Dean. At this rate, I might have to call in sick next week.

  18. Lotta says:

    I think Amber looks depressed and tired. Should I feel sorry for her?

  19. Cupcake says:

    Johnny used to be one of my forever dongs and now… I mean I still would… but I’m not hot for him anymore and it’s so sad. And yes Amber looks a little rougher around the edges than before.

  20. Jacqueline says:

    Wasn’t it Coco Chanel who said to get totally dressed and take two things away? Yeah, Johnny should do that.

  21. Mich says:

    Depp has got to start laying off the booze. The paunch under that vest is unmistakable.

  22. Virginia says:

    If K-Stew and Alicia aren’t a thing, then K-Stew and Edward Furlong need to become a thing like today. Like yesterday!

  23. Leslie says:

    I feel kind of sad for Amber. She seems to be over the old-man-Johnny, but feels obligated to stick with him. Don’t think the dude’s going to help her career in any way, so she should jump ship and move on with her life.

    • Forthelasttime says:

      That’s what I said when they first got together… If she has any sense she’ll dump him and move on. As for JD – he needs to accept he’s 51. He looks ridiculous.

      • Sara says:

        Yeah you mean when they got together 3 years ago? Why would she dump someone she’s in love with??? And what makes you think that he can’t accept his age? He obviously doesn’t care and is just dressing the way he wants.

      • Forthelasttime says:

        @Sara: Because I don’t think she’s in love with him. She’s with him for fame because let’s face it that’s when everybody started talking about her – when she started getting photographed with him . And are you kidding me “he obviously doesn’t care”!!! He must spend at least 2 hours a day trying to look like he doesn’t care so YES he cares! He DESPERATELY cares not to look like a 51 year-old.

  24. redd says:

    I used to really like this guy…before the drawl became contrived and he started banging no talent, twelve (whatever) year olds.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  25. Tim Whatley says:

    Are you joking about Fanning’s hair? I remember watching the TV show “Blind Date” or something like that in the early mid 90’s, and the host referred to that style as “idiot knobs.”

    Let that sink in…it’s perfection: idiot knobs

  26. Magpie says:

    She looks like she could be his daughter. If she has any power at all in this relationship she really needs to by him some new pants.

  27. Ann says:

    Well, it’s safe to say that Depp is in menopause.