Dina Lohan is in talks with E! Networks to get her own reality show, in which she is filmed in the act of ruining her as-yet unrehabbed younger children’s lives.

DINA Lohan is about to get what she always wanted: her own TV show.

Dina – who has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous – is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled “Mom-ager,” in which she’ll try to turn her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, into stars.

Dina gave Entertainment Tonight exclusives by bringing along camera crews to visit Lohan in her last rehab, Wonderland, and doing interviews on the red carpet at the George Rule premiere that left Lindsay’s costar Jane Fonda steaming mad. She said in an interview that she once told George Clooney she was her daughter’s assistant and has revealed that she enjoys going out partying with her daughter.

Maybe if enough people complain about it, E! will cancel Dina’s reality series. The news comes at a particularly bad time, considering that Lindsay was just arrested for DUI and shipped off for her second stint in rehab.

British paper News of the World had these weird sexy knife photos of Lindsay, said to be from a few weeks ago. They also claimed to have insider news from Promises of Lindsay openly dissing people, including Paris and Nicole Richie. I doubt these quotes are true, but they’re still interesting:

PARIS HILTON: “In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn’t believe how stupid she’d been driving while banned. She said, ‘Paris thinks she’s above everyone. She’s not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets’.”

NICOLE RICHIE: Next she scathingly attacked actress Nicole. “She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ‘She’s like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period’.”

CALUM BEST: Our source said Lindsay was devastated after it was revealed her 25-year-old boyfriend had been caught enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. Our source said: “Since then she has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, ‘I thought he loved me’.

Someone made all that up, but I had to repeat it because it’s pretty funny. These pictures are a bit disturbing, yet they’re not shocking or anything considering how fake-posed they are and the fact that it’s Lindsay. [Story via Gossip Rocks]