Comments on: Anne Heche and James Tupper welcome baby Atlas http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: suzi http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-257295 suzi Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:06:23 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-257295 My son is named Atlas and I believe that name is beautiful: "Homer refers to this Atlas as "one who knows the depths of the whole sea, and keeps the tall pillars who hold heaven and earth asunder." My son is named Atlas and I believe that name is beautiful:

“Homer refers to this Atlas as “one who knows the depths of the whole sea, and keeps the tall pillars who hold heaven and earth asunder.”

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]]> By: suzi http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-257293 suzi Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:05:41 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-257293 My son is named Atlas and I bleive that name is beautiful: "Homer refers to this Atlas as "one who knows the depths of the whole sea, and keeps the tall pillars who hold heaven and earth asunder." My son is named Atlas and I bleive that name is beautiful:

“Homer refers to this Atlas as “one who knows the depths of the whole sea, and keeps the tall pillars who hold heaven and earth asunder.”

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]]> By: BetterBadNews http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-238053 BetterBadNews Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:22:26 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-238053 The image of Atlas holding up the world advances the idea that it takes a strong superpower to preserve the planet. But since commercial films are designed to appeal to a 14 year old intellectual capability complex issues like globalization, the shift to fascism and the new world order must be embedded in young minds by using the language of antiquity to reintroduce out dated narratives of one world government. By naming her new baby Atlas, Ann Heche, unconsciously, helps to condition the public to accept the New World Order and corporate fascism increasing the number of poor people who can no longer afford a ticket to her movies. The image of Atlas holding up the world advances the idea that it takes a strong superpower to preserve the planet. But since commercial films are designed to appeal to a 14 year old intellectual capability complex issues like
globalization, the shift to fascism and the new world order must be embedded in young minds by using the language of antiquity to reintroduce out dated narratives of one world government.

By naming her new baby Atlas, Ann Heche, unconsciously, helps to condition the public to accept the New World Order and corporate fascism increasing the number of poor people who can no longer afford a ticket to her movies.

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]]> By: gg http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-235437 gg Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:22:53 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-235437 How bout Plato. Sorry but nothing beats Homer Laffoon. eh? How bout Plato.

Sorry but nothing beats Homer Laffoon. eh?

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]]> By: orion70 http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-234398 orion70 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:39:20 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-234398 cool, maybe they can name the next one Globe, Map or Nautical Chart. cool, maybe they can name the next one Globe, Map or Nautical Chart.

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]]> By: Maritza http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-234300 Maritza Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:00:23 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-234300 The woman is cuckoo cuckoo, but Atlas is a nice name. The woman is cuckoo cuckoo, but Atlas is a nice name.

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]]> By: Tia http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-233766 Tia Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:06:49 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-233766 Congrats on the baby.. but I bet Ellen is thanking her lucky stars she dumped Anne's ass.. LOL Congrats on the baby.. but I bet Ellen is thanking her lucky stars she dumped Anne’s ass.. LOL

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]]> By: Aspen http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-233705 Aspen Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:12:57 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-233705 Yes...I'm sure Homer is THRILLED that his batshit mommy lives far away from him, remarried, and has a new baby that gets to live with her while he has to fly back and forth. I'm sure he's ECSTATIC. Yes…I’m sure Homer is THRILLED that his batshit mommy lives far away from him, remarried, and has a new baby that gets to live with her while he has to fly back and forth.

I’m sure he’s ECSTATIC.

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]]> By: 88modesty88 http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-233665 88modesty88 Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:07:53 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-233665 Atlas, I like it. Hope the boy won't have the world on his shoulders though... LOL, my feeble attempt at humour... But I do like the names. Homer is a particularly gorgeous name. But the pitfall with a name like that is obviously Homer Simpson -- many people make that connection first, before thinking more... philosophically? Atlas, I like it. Hope the boy won’t have the world on his shoulders though…

LOL, my feeble attempt at humour…

But I do like the names. Homer is a particularly gorgeous name. But the pitfall with a name like that is obviously Homer Simpson — many people make that connection first, before thinking more… philosophically?

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]]> By: gg http://www.celebitchy.com/40924/anne_heche_and_james_tupper_welcome_baby_atlas/#comment-233649 gg Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:49:51 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=40924#comment-233649 No doubt! The last names are so quirky that having a ridiculous first name as well is just irresponsible. Yes they are her kids and she can name them Ishkabibble if she wants, but at some point it becomes a bit cruel. No doubt! The last names are so quirky that having a ridiculous first name as well is just irresponsible. Yes they are her kids and she can name them Ishkabibble if she wants, but at some point it becomes a bit cruel.

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