Kim Kardashian’s over-the-top, all-black ensemble: Darth Vader realness?

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Please view these photos while listening to the Star Wars’ Imperial March, also known as Darth Vader’s Theme.

Here are some photos of Kim and Khloe Kardashian, plus Scott Disick, out and about in Woodland Hills, California on Friday. They stopped by a sporting goods store and bought a bunch of snowboarding and ski equipment. I don’t know why Kim and Khloe are doing the all-black thing. Khloe’s ensemble seems more like a casual-outing black ensemble, like she might have accidentally thrown that outfit together without even realizing that she looked like a budget vampire. But Kim’s outfit is no accident. She spent time putting that together. And while I love the pimp coat, it does seem like she’s channeling Darth Vader’s p0rn star half-sister or something.

Funny thing though: look at Kim’s boots. Those are actually just above her ankle, and she paired them with, like, support socks that reach higher up her leg than the boots. The effect is less “high fashion” and more like “Boca Raton retirement community meets the Death Star.” Here are the IDs on Kim’s ensemble, per her Instagram: “Céline coat, I sewed on a vintage fur, vintage Alaia bodysuit, Balmain skirt, Guiseppe Zanotti boots.” The Balmain skirt is too small for her (truly) and the boots are bad. But I really don’t mind the coat at all.

The night before this outing on Friday, Kim, Kendall, Khloe and Cara Delevingne went to see Sam Smith’s concert in LA – you can see an IG pic here. Kim got really decked out in a crazy-expensive Balmain outfit too.

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  1. lassie says:

    The boot-sock cuts off a the fattest part of her calf, making it look like a sausage. An orange sausage.

    • Tracy says:

      My thoughts exactly. She looks ridiculous.

    • Petee says:

      They both look awful.I still think Kim does this on purpose to get written about.You looked way better before you hooked up with your husband who can’t dress for crap despite what people think.

    • mollie says:

      Why oh why do women who are not tall lithe models insist on wearing boots that chop them off at the most unattractive part of the leg, when there are boots that will highlight curves and make them look fantastic? This precise height of boot is fatal to a shorter leg. Short and curvy is gorgeous, the boots are NOT.

    • Fue McCormick says:

      With the boots/socks it looks like she’s try to channel Chanel. But since she’s Kim Kardashian she doesn’t get it right … ever …

  2. Miss M says:

    Why is she wearing a skirt that makes her legs even shorter? *basic fashion knowledge*

  3. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Wait – she graces us with the ids on her clothes via Instagram? There really are no limits to her ego, are there?

  4. Santia says:

    So she adds fur (and mentions it) to an already perfectly good coat. PETA coming again for Kim in 3, 2, 1 …

    • The Original G says:

      She said it’s “vintage”. That’s her escape clause.

    • Kimberly says:

      Your comment is hilarious. Made me cheer up a bit after a bad day.

      If PETA complained about her ridiculous coat, trust me, Kim and Mama Kris would be thrilled, because they just love attention be it positive or negative.
      Another reason for the media to splash their names in the headlines.

  5. Charlotte says:

    A skirt that high-wasted makes boobs look a bit low. I avoid that look, but kudos if she embraces it. I wonder if she wants someone to throw red paint on her coat for the attention?

    Khloe, apart from the plumped lips, looks beautiful. I think. Facially, that is. Don’t love the outfit.

  6. NewWester says:

    Maybe Kim is hoping the producers of the next Star Wars film, will see her and cast her as DarthVader’s half sister? But shouldn’t she be wearing all yellow?

    • lower-case deb says:

      with a Coldplay music to go with it.

      • bettyrose says:

        Take it. Just take it all. George Lucas can’t steal any more from my childhood than he already has, so why not just hand it all over to Kim K and Chris Martin for the final nail in the coffin of Gen-X childhood nostalgia.

  7. The other paige says:

    They look like wild life-lucky that no one shot them as bear….

  8. ncboudicca says:

    I’ll make fun of Kim K all day long, but her hair is always shiny and gorgeous.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I’ll go one step further and say I think she’s a very pretty woman. I just wish she would dress for her body. And stop being so shallow. But, yes, her hair always looks very beautiful. She’s well-groomed! There, look at all the nice things we said!

      • Primrose Path says:

        I’ll pile on another compliment: She has an aesthetic, and she’s sticking to it. I don’t think her choices always flatter her and they’re certainly not what I would choose, but she has a handful of style principles that she never deviates from (monochromatic, sleek, unfussy, tight…). She has a distinctive look, and that requires commitment. There, “nice” quota met for the day!

      • qwerty says:

        “She has a distinctive look, and that requires commitment.”

        Are you serious? If she stops dressing up, she’s gone. Her clothes are the reason tabloids buy her pics. Her daily walk to nowhere all dressed up in designer clothes is literally all she does.

    • maeliz says:

      Everyone’s hair would look like that if we all had professionals taking care of it every day.

  9. OriginallyBlue says:

    She looks ridiculous. None of this is even slightly flattering.

  10. MJ says:

    Her boots are effing ugly. She looks like a mob wife. I’m assuming that’s not the look she was going for.

  11. Nashville Girl says:

    I think I finally figured it out. Part of Lucifer’s Homegirl’s deal with the devil is that all of her children had to give up mirrors for all time. Poor girls don’t even know what they look like.

  12. manda says:

    I’ve seen petite women do the sock thing, and it looked great–but you have to have the right length boot or shoe, the right length skirt, and the right body. She’s all wrong here. She is a beautiful woman, I just don’t understand why she can’t find things to fit and flatter her body.

    I picture the skirt being unzipped underneath that fabulous coat. She sewed on the vintage fur?

    • MariPoodle says:

      No, that fur came with the coat. As the above poster said “vintage….is her escape clause”.
      Vintage fur rarely looks flawlessly new.

  13. Tiffany27 says:

    Don’t care unless Queen Nori of the Adorable is there.

  14. swack says:

    How cold is it out there? She has on both long sleeves and a coat. Khloe too. Skirt way too small. My daughter wears boot-socks, but the boots she wears go higher up and they are 6″ heels. Boot-socks to me are more casual and 6″ heels do not scream casual. Saw her outfit from the night before and again so small that her boobs are just about falling out of the top.

  15. minx says:

    Bad, just bad. Not even worth analyzing.

  16. maeliz says:

    I was a the sporting goods store yesterday and nobody walked around looking like that. Everyone was a little more casual then kasual Khloe

  17. OSTONE says:

    The funny thing is that they truly believe they look fabulous, hot and like trendsetters. #no

  18. Katie says:

    She and Kanye really are insufferable.

  19. Michelle says:

    Kim looks about 40 lbs heavier than she actually is in that horrifically unflattering outfit, but this is nothing new because she regularly wears outfits that make her look dumpy and very much like a stuffed sausage. This family needs to stop with the all-black trend because it is awful and really unflattering for their fake tanned skin tones. Khloe looks gorgeous in my opinion, it is really nice to see that she has come into her own and found a style that works for her with the blonde hair. I saw an interview Kim gave the other day wearing a brown leather cardigan and a tan skirt and for once she didn’t have that godawful middle part, and I actually thought the outfit was cute and she really glowed in the color. Wearing so much black is the worst thing Kim can do for herself because it just doesn’t look good on her, especially since she has done it to death already. People with olive or dark skin look radiant in bright colors.

  20. kri says:

    The Farce Is With This Getup.

  21. ketjo says:

    I know this is about Kim but can anybody tell me why Khloe has enough spackle on her face that I could redo the entire wall in my attic with it…? I mean either her face is photoshopped flat or she has lost the cheekbones in her face and now is as round as a moonpie….and those dark circles of makeup around her eyes makes her look like a racoon…..or a bat …could be a bat she is dressed like one…or a vampire ..Oh I got it she’s a vampire batcoon……..

  22. The Original G says:

    What worse than Kim’s fashion misadventures is how grimly serious these photo ops have become. She looks like she’s going to a biker funeral.

  23. Andrea says:

    I’m five months pregnant; my pre-pregnancy clothes now fit me the way Kim’s clothes fit all the time.

  24. Mrs Darcy says:

    Something nice…. Scott looks really good….

  25. Dawn says:

    There is nothing nice to say about her. She is a fake hanging on to fame by her fingernails. When her commercial bombs with the masses (because who can listen to that nasal 12 year old valley girl for long without puking) will be changing the channel. There is nothing funny about the commercial because it is simply telling the truth about her and her plastic face. She tells too many lies too many times and the public is sick of seeing her for no reason.

  26. Silvia says:

    I fined them repulsive, no proper education, no skills, no sense of…well, anything. For them, life is just a one long paparazzi stroll. Imagine if they didn’t have their reality show who would even employ the likes of Khloe? Look at her, and tell me that this woman is usable for anything…and posing with vacuous stare does not count.

    • Kimberly says:

      I agree with you on all points.

      And I blame that idiot Ryan Seacrest for giving these bimbos a reality show.
      He’s partly responsible for them getting all that attention from the media.

  27. Lucy says:

    I remember when she used to dress according to her body shape. I thought she looked great back then, and really liked many of her street outfits.

    • mimi says:

      it is because she started dressing for the fashion high class circles not for herself anymore: Her and Kanye both are dying to impress fashion gods and this is the only reason she does wht she does with her outfits. Those “circles” to her represent the last validation ( with this she absolutely obsessed) of who she wants to become. If she gets accepted, it will be victory.I am curious what will she do then(after). Any ideas?
      Also very interesting to watch K&K – two self obsessed individuals – try their luck at what ought to be the hardest & most selfless daily job in the world – marriage. There is no way they have the skill set to make it. Just watch them talk, think out loud in interviews. There is at least a lifetime of development for both of them needed to make it long term. Still, wish them luck and happiness

  28. FingerBinger says:

    Is it cold in California? What’s with the coat?

  29. nicegirl says:

    OMG, GENIUS to embed the theme song! Just had so much fun listening and looking and laughing! THANK YOU

    Kim as Darth’s long lost daughter! Wouldn’t that be terrifying?!!!

  30. mayamae says:

    I just went looking through old pictures looking for Khloe’s original hair colour. What I found, was a picture of Kim (original recipe) and she looked like a ringer for pre-surgery Cher. I’ve never noticed that before.

  31. lucy says:

    So misshapen, unflattering, and gross. The usual!

  32. Angry Angel says:

    The Imperial March was so bloody brilliant. My laugh for the night. Thank you! XD

  33. Ankhel says:

    “Only at the end do you realize the power of the dark side.” The rear end, presumably, on both of them. And I don’t think even Obi Wan Kenobi can save us.

  34. Debutante says:

    The coat sucks. Especially on someone that short it totally overwhelms her. The whole outfit is so aging.

  35. scout says:

    Tighter the clothes are the bigger you look, even all black doesn’t help.

  36. cheryl says:

    Am I the only one confused by the coat? Does it have 4 sleeves? Or is just perched on her shoulders for drama?

  37. Loren says:

    It’s also 75 degrees in LA…..

  38. Dr.Funkenstein says:

    Darth Sausage.

  39. jessie says:

    I dont understand the coat as a cape thing. So many people do it. Why not just wear a cape? Or put your arms in the coat? I’M SO CONFUSED!