– John Mayer has good oral hygiene, but still eats sugary cereal (A Socialite’s Life)
– Kiera Knightly compares the Oscars to a dog show (Glitterati)
– Play-by-Play of the Brangelina family’s day, with pictures (Just Jared)
– Gallery of the Absurd reveals what Nicole is really running from in those Jimmy “Chew” ads
– Fug Bai Ling is back! (Go Fug Yourself) More Bai Ling returns (The Bastardly)
– Tom and Katie shadowed by Scientology handlers with Blackberries (Cult News)
– Kimora Lee Simmons is begging for a PETA attack (Crunk and Disorderly)