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Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:
That’s right – what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren’t, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you’d have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn’t look unnecessarily fat.
In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:
She explained to Britain’s New magazine: “When I’m home, I cook every meal for him. He was walking around the house the other day wearing a wrinkled shirt and I made him take it off because I had to iron it.
“But Tony thinks it’s also very important to please me and make sure I’m happy, so it’s a very good balance.”
Sure it’s a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Babies, Eva Longoria, Sluts


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