Ex-girlfriend of Jesus Luz calls Madonna a ‘ridiculous old bag’


Another one of Jesus Luz’s ex-girlfriends is speaking out about his relationship (contractual or otherwise) with Madonna. This one’s not as politely passive-aggressive as Krishna, who spoke out a few a weeks ago saying that Jesus was basically a good guy who is “not only” with Madonna for the publicity. Now Jesus’ girlfriend before Krishna, Catharina Franca, is getting harsh.

Franca says that Madonna is a “ridiculous old bag” who reminds Franca of her mother. If I was Franca’s mother, I would be pissed. Franca also diagnoses Madonna with an “age complex” who “can’t accept her age.” Absolutely shocking. The Daily Telegraph has more:

Madonna is a “ridiculous old bag” who should get a boyfriend her own age, the ex-girlfriend of the singer’s new companion Jesus Luz has said.

Brazilian actress Catharina Franca, 18, said she was stunned when she heard the pair had got together, and suggested Madonna may be trying to make ex-husband Guy Ritchie jealous.

The 50-year-old Material Girl met 22-year-old Jesus, a Brazilian model, in Rio de Janeiro in December on a photo shoot by Steven Klein for W Magazine. They have since been pictured out together in New York, Luz with a protective arm around the multi-millionaire singer.

Miss Franca told the Daily Mail: “When I heard about him and Madonna I couldn’t believe it. I think the age makes a difference and it is ridiculous for her. It’s like my mum with a boyfriend my age, or even my grandmother. I think it’s very weird.”

“She is a ridiculous old bag, jumping around on stage at her age. I think she has some kind of an age complex, she still thinks she is a young woman, she can’t accept her age. I can’t remember him ever speaking about her or listening to her music. She is famous but she is from a different generation altogether.”

Miss Franca and Mr Luz dated for 18 months until 2006 but she insisted they are still friends. She added: “I think Madonna is just with him for the attention, to make someone else jealous. Maybe her ex-husband [Guy Ritchie] or somebody else.”

“Jesus needs to think very well what he is going to do afterwards because she will find another toy boy. I think he could get very hurt because he is the kind of guy who gets very involved emotionally.”

“[Jesus] is a romantic and warm person, he always was very thoughtful with me. Will we get back together? I don’t have a crystal ball. Only God knows.”

From The Daily Telegraph

Oh, it seems like she wants to get back with Jesus now, doesn’t it? But even though Franca’s quotes provide multiple “No sh-t, Sherlock” moments, I really think she’s on to something with her diagnosis of Madge’s jealousy issues. Especially when Madonna was doing whatever she was doing with A-Rod, I thought it was all for show, for Guy’s benefit. There was something about it that seemed so juvenile.

So what will Madonna’s next move be? She’s got to do something to combat this attack by one of Jesus’ ex-girlfriends. He’s already moved in, and Madge is already cooking for him. Perhaps the next step will be some well-placed engagement rumors. You heard it here first!

Madonna and Jesus are shown outside the Kabbalah Centre on 3/7/09. Credit: Fame

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  1. Tony says:

    Everything about the Material Girl is contrived to keep her “relevant.” The clock is ticking and Madge has her ears covered and yelling at the same time.

  2. Samantha says:

    Gotta train them while they are young! She knows what she is doing.

  3. ViV says:

    If Hugh Hefner and other old men can date girls that are young enough to be their granddaughters then Madonna can date a much younger man. I’m so sick of the double standard.

  4. morgs says:

    She’s a ridiculous old bag who still can’t seem to dress herself properly. What the hell kind of outfit is that? Ed Hardy looks ridiculous on teenagers/20-somethings let alone on her. That shirt with that vest and scarf only add to her heinousness.

    I could care less when an “older” (again, dumb, 50 is NOT old) dates a younger man, but could she at least take into account that she has three children and traipsing new men in front of them isn’t the most healthy beahviour in the world. But then again, what would she care? Its about Madonna all the time.

  5. morgs says:

    And if she’s doing this to get Guy’s attention, she’s failing miserably and making herself look pathetic. It isn’t just about you you stupid twat. You have three children, think about their welfare and your actions effect on them.

  6. Annie says:

    I’m grossed out by Hugh Hefner too!

    So no double standard on my end. lol.

    I find it personally offensive and the notions make me violently ill. Equally.

  7. sissoucat says:

    Madonna and Hefner are both gross.

    But how come we’re talking about Madonna’s boytoy’s “feelings” ? Are we to believe that he is clueless about this stunt ?

    If it were a girl going with a rich and powerful old man, nobody would talk about her feelings. That guy should be called a golddigger, not a poor lamb falling prey to a grandma.

    There’s a bias in the positive way the younger partner is portrayed.

    By the way, Madonna is long past the Material Girl. She’s more of a Material It.

  8. Lizze says:

    I get why Madonna is so famous she WAS great in the 80’s and 90’s, but recently all her work isn’t attention grabbing or new. At this point I feel all she’s doing is so overrated and lame. It just seems sad and pathetic that she has to resort to these type of publicity stunts to stay relevant rather than having a great song. If she were 50 and living it gracefully and dating a younger man because she loved him it would be fine, but this is just bleh. Hefner is the same way he wouldn’t be Hefner if he didn’t lie about having sex with younger women. What happened to getting wiser with age?

  9. geronimo says:

    Jesus is not very attractive.

  10. loldongs says:

    Why anyone would want to be on par with the creepy-undignified mess that is Hugh Hefner I don’t understand.

    I would contend that anyone who would needs to have their head examined.

    Not all disparities need to be addressed.

    Especially not the revolting ones.

  11. loldongs says:

    Furthermore, why is Madonna wearing some Ed Hardy-inspired trucker hat?

    I thought douchebag couture was finally no longer “in”.

    There’s definitely something to be said for acting one’s age and doing so gracefully.

    Madonna is being dragged down the hall by father time, kicking and screaming the whole way.

  12. Wow says:

    Madonna can date whomever she wants, but she needs to be careful. Her daughter will be a teenager soon, and Madonna’s boyfriends keep getting younger and younger. They might want to trade Madoona in for her younger daughter eventually.

  13. ChristinaT says:

    what century are you people living in? women are allowed to DATE… with or WITHOUT kids and any age they like… stop with the age old “think about the children” crap cuz it’s annoying… she’s not committing some atrocious crime for chrissake…

  14. ChristinaT says:

    pipe down and stop claiming to be outraged that men do the same thing ALL THE TIME… either society isn’t as outraged as they claim or men just don’t give a damn… in which case, madonna would be well advised to do the same… dirty old men have been in existence for as long as we have history… go maddona for being a dirty old woman… woohooo 🙂

  15. tasteT says:

    He should drop the bearded granny and wait for Lourdes to grow up..

    MaDonna is disgusting!!!

    She does not care about anyone BUT herself, crusty looking butt!!!

    What about your daughter “Grandma”?

    Women that move Boyfriends in–they barely know anything about, around 3 young kids..are “grasping at straws”
    despradooooo..

    I say 50 is too old to act like she does, her act is lame.

  16. lrm says:

    sorry,as much as i normally defend madonna,I too now believe she has serious issues that seem to be getting worse. Lourdes is what,12? A 22 yr old with a 12 yr old is not cool. and a daughter nonetheless. I have nothing against the age differences,generally speaking,but when you have children,in a society that is centered around developmental stages/individual destiny/nuclear family,then you need to be aware of the psychological impact. Lourdes is just moving into figuring out what it is to be a young woman,how to use her intelligence,what a caring,loving relationship is,what sexual attraction is,etc.
    And she gets Madonna completely delusory and over-the-top self-centered as a role model. Lame.

  17. n says:

    wonder if madonna can tell how stupid she looks and how controlling she comes off. guess having a guy more than half her age works with that.

    take a look in the mirror, lady. you’re old and you look ridiculous.

  18. Shelly Shellz says:

    Madonna’s the man (literally)

    I hope when Im in my 50s I can still be hot enuff to get men like A-Rod and Jesus all over me too. Shietttttt

  19. loldongs says:

    All her behavior indicates she’s very unhappy and this is simply a desperate grasp-at-straws attempt at staving off reality.

    The foundation of all mental illness is the avoidance of legitimate suffering.
    – Carl Jung

  20. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    She looks like sixteen kinds of stupid in that picture. I really wish she’s just quietly go away. Too much to ask for, isn’t it?

  21. Codzilla says:

    geronimo: I was thinking the same thing. Does that mean we’re going to hell? Actually, scratch that. I earned my ticket long ago.

    loldongs: “douchebag couture” — priceless.

  22. OM says:

    Old men have been dating younger women for years and now everyone raises hell cause a woman who is 50 dates someone younger, big deal. Madonna isn’t going to go away just because she got divorce and take up knitting or date some old man.

  23. Candy says:

    Oh no, Madge! You keep your Brazilian wax toy to yourself! Mr. Ritchie is finally mine!

  24. ChristinaT says:

    though i agree, she definitely could dress better :/

  25. paranel says:

    She is the only person in the world that got sooo far on just PR and shock value with absolute no talent or looks or even personality. This is amazing. She has nothing especial and is way below average.

  26. Sun says:

    So much time to sit around and judge others. What a sad world we live in. People do what they do regardless of whether we accept their choices or understand their intentions. Quite frankly, it’s none of our damn business.

  27. Whatever-- says:

    Madonna is older than Jesus’s mother (who is 37), and is one year younger than his GRANDMOTHER (who is 51). And, I don’t care about men doing this, too. That makes them both equally GROSS and pathetic. Hugh Hefner is a wrinkled old corpse, chasing after prostitutes young enough to be his great-granddaughters. Why would Madonna put herself in WEEKEND AT BERNIE’s class? SERIOUS DOWNGRADE, or doucheegrade.

  28. Karen says:

    Hey Sun, we can diss your crush Madonna
    all we want. She has been subjecting the world to her stinky vag. for too long! And besides, that famewhoree doesn’t care that we judge her, as long as SHE IS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, anyways. All she wants is attention to feed her gargantuan ego.

  29. Jade says:

    Hey Sun, don’t be sad because we don’t love Madonna like you do. Besides, Madonna loves the attention; she doesn’t care that people are judging her as long as they are talking about her. That’s why she starts all those FAKE controversies for attention.

  30. lola lola says:

    Consenting adults, people!

  31. RaraAvis says:

    Don’t know why people keep associating A-Rod with Madonna. There’s no doubt that was a publicity stunt on her part, and a divorce backlash stunt on his part. Show me the pictures and I’ll believe it. It’s not like either of them have been reticent about having their picture taken in the past – or today.

  32. kirki says:

    well what is the problem? she is middle age super star (that,s why she can have anybody)….and he just want to built his career….and as about shame etc i can,t memba madonna was a “good girl” EVER!!!!!!!!!

  33. ms adamantia claus says:

    Love is love. Sometimes its out of sync. So what are you to do? Do you deny yourself the love of someone who loves you because of what othes may say. Sometimes the connection is more than you can logically resist.
    So you suffer and deny yourselves because of other people who dont pay your rent or live your life? Or do you both do what you need to satisfy the desire. Recently someone I know said that desire is suffering…maybe Madge desires something real if only for a short time.

  34. Lizze says:

    I don’t think the point is that she’s a 50 year old woman dating a 22 year old man. The point is that she’s 50 and dating a 22 year old only for publicity and to create enough of a stir to stay relevant. So to sit here and cry about how much of a double standard there is and to leave her alone is silly, since she’s not doing it because she loves him but because she wants what we are all giving her in this thread….relevance….

  35. Suzy says:

    I feel really sorry for her kids. Anyone who has this much hoopla about her sex life probably doesn’t spend all that much time focused on what little Lourdes is doing in school or whatever the two other little ones are having for breakfast. The age thing doesn’t make as much of a difference as the frequency of boyfriend-changing. And the bitchy mantis of a model who calls her an old bag….(snickers) let’s see who’s was better looking and better off when SHE is 50…

  36. geronimo says:

    Codzilla – yes we are. If the gristle doesn’t get us first. Re Jesus, he has a weak jawline and I’m not liking his nose much either.

  37. boomchakaboom says:

    Hugh Hefner doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with the mess that is Madonna. Geez. At least he’s completely honest about his biz, and frankly his Playmates are about a million times more enjoyable people than Madonna could ever dream of being. If I had to be trapped somewhere with either Madonna or a Playboy Playmate, I’d take the Playmate any day – just for some pleasant company.

  38. Michele says:

    …and Jesus’ ex-girlfriend is spot-on.

  39. Mark says:

    Madonna is desperate.

  40. Judy says:

    SHe sounds bitter to me..LOL It is always ok fopr some old man to bang sopme young broad but not ok for a woman ?? Why??

  41. kaligula says:

    wow, it’s weird all the stuff that is being projected onto madonna. i personally hope she gets some major revenge on this twit if it is in fact true that she said these things. i’m pretty sure madonna has lots of reach and can slash any kind of budding career catharina might have. i hope she does. it sounds to me like she is extremely jealous and also opportunistic.

  42. Brianne says:

    old. ridiculous. pathetic. what else, bitches? she’s rolling and laughing at these comments as we speak. Jesus loves her. she doesnt care what you (pathetic, making the world a miserable place) have to say! keep your comments coming hahahhahahhahahahah

  43. frankie says:

    Wat a bunch of haters u all are! Shes not the first or the last to date such a younger guy. Shes human you bunch of idiots! If shes attracted to younger dudes than well..uuhhmmm thats probably what shes going to date! Her personal life is her PERSONAL life! You guys should all go get one.. I mean seriously, no come on… really get one., each and every one of you! Oh yes and to the dumb bitch in brazil catharina franca…why isnt he with you? No matter how old Madonna is,, she always be an upgrade, compared to you! Hhhmmm lets see, struggling actress or famous singer?? hhmmm! easy choice! I think you are the one that is trying to get attention! back off kate!

  44. RAMBOBARBIE5000 says:

    MADONNA IS A MONEY MACHINE. SHE ONLY DOES TOURS TO BUILD HER WEALTH I THINK SHE WANTED TO LEAVE GUY A WHILE AGO BUT NEEDED ADDITIONAL DOUGH BECAUSE SHE KNEW THE DIVORCE WAS GOING TO HIT HARD IN THE POCKETBOOK. SHE ONLY WANTS MERCY BECAUSE LOURDES’ OTHER BLACK BABY DOLL GREW OUT OF THE CUTE TINIEST STAGE AND LOURDES NEEDS ANOTHER DOLLY.

  45. CC says:

    I’m not a Madonna fan, I just enjoy reading these celeb blogs + people’s comments-

    I’m a New Yorker in my late 20’s dating a much young model (I’m the older woman). We are also expecting a baby- so I can related to the hostility Madonna is getting- my whole life I dated much older men but happened to fall in Love (not lust) with someone younger.

    I’m half Madonnas age, still, she’s human- let the past be the past- I think there might be feelings there- my boyfriend is much hotter than Luz, she could have any guy she wants in the world- so why him?

    No matter what any of us say or think about her looks, status, talent, fame, etc… She is still one of the wealthiest + famous women in the entire World.

    nobody cares who we are. So maybe we can learn a thing or 2 from the Material Momma-

    I’m not saying money is everything but maybe you should be looking for a job instead of posting nasty comments about a women who doesn’t need to care what you think!!

  46. I really believe Madonna is a SLUT and a very bad mother. She has 3 children, and parading Jesus in front of them, right after she divorced with her ex-husband, Guy, is a terrible idea which can result to many emotional states. I hate her songs too. And look at her nose, she looks like a duck. Madonna,if you’re reading this, well, good. Jesus is 29, you’re what, over 50? Like it or not you don’t go well together. Your relationship will never last. Some of the other commenters, stated that you were trying to make your ex-husband, Guy, jealous. I believe that. That’s a dangerous thing to do, I’m telling you. Or maybe you are “playing” with Jesus because you beieve that news about you not having a boyfriend/huband could lead to bad publicity? Think about it.