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		<title>By: bazastron</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 22:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Entirely good and well maintained entanglement directory. If the positions your net placement can now submit your site to our directory in return free. do gazu!</description>
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		<title>By: Staci</title>
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		<dc:creator>Staci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW why do people make such a big deal of someone being single? so what if Jason Segel has no girlfriend, I love being single, I choose to be single does that make me weird? It&#039;s healthy to be independent and not have to be emotionally dependent on another for happiness, at least not until you have found happiness on your own!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW why do people make such a big deal of someone being single? so what if Jason Segel has no girlfriend, I love being single, I choose to be single does that make me weird? It&#8217;s healthy to be independent and not have to be emotionally dependent on another for happiness, at least not until you have found happiness on your own!
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		<title>By: Kalidonia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kalidonia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Both have them have been absolutely hilarious to me in every movie they have been in. Paul Rudd has the sweetest face and Segel even cracked me up when he had that stoner small part in Knocked up.  They would be great to get a beer with.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both have them have been absolutely hilarious to me in every movie they have been in. Paul Rudd has the sweetest face and Segel even cracked me up when he had that stoner small part in Knocked up.  They would be great to get a beer with.
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		<title>By: Jacqs</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jacqs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i would co-habitate with Jason Segel and have 10,000 of his puppet babies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i would co-habitate with Jason Segel and have 10,000 of his puppet babies.
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		<title>By: vortux</title>
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		<dc:creator>vortux</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jason Segel is perfect for this movie. It was a masterpiece of awkwardness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jason Segel is perfect for this movie. It was a masterpiece of awkwardness.
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		<title>By: Kimberly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kimberly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>idk why but this whole time i thought it said PUPPIES . I have an eye problem =/

anyway Paul Rudd is just absolutely gorgeous i met him inperson in nyc where he lives and he&#039;s just so damn hot .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>idk why but this whole time i thought it said PUPPIES . I have an eye problem =/</p>
<p>anyway Paul Rudd is just absolutely gorgeous i met him inperson in nyc where he lives and he&#8217;s just so damn hot .
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		<title>By: Blah blah blah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blah blah blah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, my new love Andy Samberg is in it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, my new love Andy Samberg is in it.
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		<title>By: Wench</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wench</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll look at your puppets.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll look at your puppets.
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love him too Brianne... he can do no wrong</description>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jason Segel is so awkward! Watching him make out with Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis in &quot;Forgetting Sarah Marshall&quot; was pretty painful!</description>
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