All great gristly things must come to an end. How the end comes is up to all of us. And Madge and Jesus. After moving in together, and weathering snide comments from two of Jesus’ ex-girlfriends, Madonna and Jesus are now trying to survive their first big fight. Guess what the fight was about. Let your mind wander.
The fight was about cell phones. Gasp! Madonna is very anti-cell phone. Except not really, she just doesn’t want Jesus to talk to anyone but her, not his friends, not his family, no one but The Gristle. The Gristle must sustain him!
Madonna thinks Jesus is “rude” if he uses his cell phone in front of her, but Madge gets to use her cell phone whenever she wants. So Jesus stood up for himself, saying Madge was being “unreasonable” (it’s like he just met her, right?). Madonna conceded, sort of. Jesus now gets the privilege of using his cell phone, but only when Madge isn’t around, and only for “emergencies”. I have an emergency, Madge. Emergency: you need to chill. The Daily Mail has more:
It had always seemed an unlikely pairing.
So perhaps it is no surprise that cracks appear to have already formed in the fledgling relationship between Brazilian model Jesus Luz, 22, and Madonna, who is 28 years his senior.
The couple, who have been dating since December, are believed to have had their first fight – over Madonna’s insistence that Jesus not use his mobile phone.
Tensions came to a head a few days ago, after the singer walked in on Jesus chatting on the phone to his family.
‘And she just turned on him,’ a source said. ‘She told him it was rude for him to take a phone call in front of her.’
But Luz stood his ground and told Madonna she was being unreasonable. ‘He stood up for himself and they had quite a heated argument,’ the source added. ‘
Madonna agreed to let him answer the mobile when she’s around, but only in emergencies.’ However, the source claimed Jesus is now furious Madonna continues to use her own mobile.
‘If her phone rings and she wants to take the call, she’ll do it,’ the source said. ‘This is not a relationship of equals.’ Madonna’s controlling nature is also thought to have caused Luz to fall out with his family.
‘His family claims they always know when he’s with her because they can’t get him on the phone,’ the source said. ‘And it’s true. He’ll see his phone ringing and he just has to let it go.’
From The Daily Mail
A few weeks back, we ran a story about how Jesus Luz’s family was really and truly worried about him. They think Madonna is holding him captive, and I can kind of see it. I have reoccurring nightmares about getting trapped in The Gristle, so I can only imagine what kind of night terrors Jesus faces. But still, he’s made his bed, so now he has to lie in it.
Note by Celebitchy: These two might be already over. INF photo has exclusive pictures of Jesus getting cozy with some other much younger woman in Brazil.
Madonna and Jesus are shown out to dinner on 2/1/09. Credit: Bauergriffinonline.com
Written by Kaiser
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