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		<title>By: Z</title>
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		<dc:creator>Z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 05:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder what&#039;s in Mischa&#039;s take out box - 2 pieces of wilted lettuce and an orange rind?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder what&#8217;s in Mischa&#8217;s take out box &#8211; 2 pieces of wilted lettuce and an orange rind?
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		<title>By: Z</title>
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		<dc:creator>Z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 05:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I completely agree with shorty40 - funny Codzilla!

I&#039;ve never heard Simpson&#039;s voice...but how can she sell records if it&#039;s so bad. Maybe she doesn&#039;t?! hmmmm

Paranel, I was thinking the same thing about the plastic surgery...she doesn&#039;t even look like herself...weird &amp; sad. Hollywood is one bizarre place...or maybe it&#039;s fame, in general.

Lots of funny people up here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I completely agree with shorty40 &#8211; funny Codzilla!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never heard Simpson&#8217;s voice&#8230;but how can she sell records if it&#8217;s so bad. Maybe she doesn&#8217;t?! hmmmm</p>
<p>Paranel, I was thinking the same thing about the plastic surgery&#8230;she doesn&#8217;t even look like herself&#8230;weird &amp; sad. Hollywood is one bizarre place&#8230;or maybe it&#8217;s fame, in general.</p>
<p>Lots of funny people up here.
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		<title>By: j. ferber</title>
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		<dc:creator>j. ferber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s another great line I heard from a professor of mine: &quot;The smaller the stakes, the bloodier the battles.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s another great line I heard from a professor of mine: &#8220;The smaller the stakes, the bloodier the battles.&#8221;
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		<title>By: KateNonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>KateNonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What is with all the feuding? It seems like that&#039;s most of what I&#039;ve heard about starlets for the past decade. I guess their worlds are really small if feuding is the best they can do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is with all the feuding? It seems like that&#8217;s most of what I&#8217;ve heard about starlets for the past decade. I guess their worlds are really small if feuding is the best they can do.
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		<title>By: Jane Lane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane Lane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mischa Barton was fantastic in Lost and Delirious. ;]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mischa Barton was fantastic in Lost and Delirious. ;]
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		<title>By: sterling</title>
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		<dc:creator>sterling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fire the casting agent! Is this the best they could find from the whole pool of Hollywood &quot;talent&quot;? 

LOL of course Mischa desperately longs for the slutty role. What else would she even relate to by this point?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fire the casting agent! Is this the best they could find from the whole pool of Hollywood &#8220;talent&#8221;? </p>
<p>LOL of course Mischa desperately longs for the slutty role. What else would she even relate to by this point?
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		<title>By: neelyo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mischa looks 40 in that picture.  And Ashlee looks like she&#039;s auditioning to be Rod Stewart&#039;s next wife.  They&#039;re both no-talents who are lucky to have lasted this long.  But I have to admit I hate Simpson more because of that wretched caterwauling she calls singing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mischa looks 40 in that picture.  And Ashlee looks like she&#8217;s auditioning to be Rod Stewart&#8217;s next wife.  They&#8217;re both no-talents who are lucky to have lasted this long.  But I have to admit I hate Simpson more because of that wretched caterwauling she calls singing.
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		<title>By: ll</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It would be impossible for Mischa Barton to have spoiled the final season of the OC - her character died at the end of the third season. Good fact-checking and writing there!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It would be impossible for Mischa Barton to have spoiled the final season of the OC &#8211; her character died at the end of the third season. Good fact-checking and writing there!
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		<title>By: paranel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ashlee Simpson is starting to look more plastic than Madonna. Why does a young girl need so much plastic surgery ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ashlee Simpson is starting to look more plastic than Madonna. Why does a young girl need so much plastic surgery ?
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		<title>By: Jenna</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m so tired of seeing the twits sucking their cheeks in. This show is going to fail miserably if either of the two are involved. It&#039;ll fail probably even if they aren&#039;t.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so tired of seeing the twits sucking their cheeks in. This show is going to fail miserably if either of the two are involved. It&#8217;ll fail probably even if they aren&#8217;t.
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