Since the beginning of the year, my imaginary boyfriend Gerard Butler has been in and around Philadelphia filming Law Abiding Citizen with Jamie Foxx. It’s been a relatively tight set, believe me – I’ve been trolling the Philadelphia media outlets for any hint of what’s happening with my boy. The biggest “scoop” I’ve seen was Gerry’s comments at some event where the Philadelphia mayor honored the cast and crew. Gerry mentioned to the press that he likes a woman who can talk dirty to him. Yowzah.
The NBC affiliate in Philadelphia put up a nice, funny little story about the film production. Whoever authored this piece sells it as “Gerard Butler naked and giving away massages” which made me squeal a little bit, I’ll admit. Here are the details:
All right, I know I’ve gotten your attention by selling the story like a cheap, cheap whore. So let me be clear:
1.) Gerard Butler is naked in the Philadephia area [Friday].
2.) Gerard Butler is a kind man who brings a masseuse on set for the tired and sore crew members.Butler stars in Law Abiding Citizen, the F. Gary Gray movie that has been filming all over Philadelphia in the past two months, with co-star Jamie Foxx. [Friday] Butler [was] filming nude scenes on a closed set in New Hope. Though the movie has also filmed at prisons in the Northeast and Delaware County, Butler’s nudity is not for a dropping-of-the-soap prison scene. Our source said that the nudity in question is for a scene in which police break into Butler’s character’s home.
Our confidential informant has yet to answer whether or not Butler is still in “300” shape, or tell us any other naked truths. Our informant is a very, very straight man. Which is annoying in this situation.
As for the massages, Butler personally paid for a masseuse to come on set last week so that the exhausted crew, which has been working days and nights, could relax a bit.
Butler is the Scottish actor best known for his role of King Leonidas in 300 and also starred in Phantom of the Opera and that Hillary Swank chick flick P.S. I Love You (P.S. It’s horrible. But we won’t hold that one against him.).
[From NBC Philadelphia]
Oh. My. God. This movie has a scene in which a naked Gerard Butler is running away from the police? Please, please, God, don’t let this scene be cut. This scene makes my life. This scene gives me hope for a just world. This scene could stop wars. This scene could help the sick. The sick of mind, I mean. The kind of sickness that only a naked Gerard Butler can cure.
As far as the massages go, that just seems like a really nice thing to do. I’ve read that Sandra Bullock does something very similar on every film she produces, she hires two massage therapists to help the whole cast and crew. Gerard Butler is such a sweetheart. A naked sweetheart. Running from the police. God, I can’t wait for this film.
Here’s Gerard as close to naked as I could get him: on vacation in Florida in January. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.
I got as far as naked-grrrrr
Kaiser — love your writing style!! 😀
“Oh. My. God. This movie has a scene in which a naked Gerard Butler is running away from the police? Please, please, God, don’t let this scene be cut. This scene makes my life. This scene gives me hope for a just world. This scene could stop wars. This scene could help the sick. The sick of mind, I mean. The kind of sickness that only a naked Gerard Butler can cure.”
-ROTFL. Yeah…Butler is a GOD. 😀
Oh. My. God. This movie has a scene in which a naked Gerard Butler is running away from the police
O.O
LMFAO!!!!!
THIS IS JACKASS!
God, i didn’t know how fast i had to click on this article. The thought alone makes you swoon. Sometimes I don’t agree with you kaiser, but you have great taste in men!
He was a god in 300, what happened?
What the hell? He is looking less and less attractive to me. I should have never watched 300 and PS I Love you, that was the climax of his hot self.
I contend that he’s prolly still 300 hot naked.
And anyway, Gerard Butler naked. Are you REALLY going to be thinking “Yea, but it ain’t 300 naked…”
No.
You’re going to be thinking. “Now. You. Right HERE.”
I’m getting a chuckle out of all of you, but I’m not seeing teh hotness…maybe I’ll go rent 300….
he gives off a “george michael” vibe to me, for some reason.
He gives off a “man I want to see naked” vibe to me.
I have to be honest…If I had a hot naked Gerard Butler next to me in bed…I would probably be asking him to do Sean Connery SNL impressions for me all night. That would be our dirty talk.
Hot.
I wish he was naked in my area….I don’t need to see all the bits (actually who am I kidding) , but ohhhh…I bet that man has got a magnificent arse.
love him but that shirt is unfortunate
He kind of doesn’t do it for me either, but I haven’t seen him in 300. But Kaiser, you are hilarious. Does your husband know and approve of your “imaginary boyfriend?” I ask because my husband is fine with my imaginary romance with the gay but gorgeous Rupert Everett. I mean, if it’s all imaginary anyway, he can be straight in my fantasy. I hope you do get to meet Butler someday.
I was obsessed with him…until this shirt snapped me out of it.
I admit my obsession with him gets worse by the day. Yes he is not the bod in 300 and I don’t care, I just want him. He is delicious.
The perfect male. In every way.
Looks, intelligence, talent, personality, character, charisma.
What more could any woman want? And kind as well, considerate of others, cordial, knows his fans and interacts with them when possible. Humble still.
Loves his family and his country. If this isn’t perfection walking, I’d love to see it.
To look like he did in 300 he would have no life and/or do massive steroids and that’s no fun – spend 6 hours a day in the gym, eat every 4 hours like clockwork on a boring strict diet.
He is still much fitter than the majority of the male population of North America – works for me, tall cool drink of water.
You know, I’m not going to complain or say i wouldnt sleep with him….. BUT If i passed him on the street i would most def slip him my number with a naughty little note. lol but also in anything he has been in. he has looked great.