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	<title>Comments on: Matt Lauer on a bicycle vs. deer</title>
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		<title>By: Sandy Posie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sandy Posie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the endeering answer to what in the world happened to Matt Lauer; Now for the new question; switching to fashion: what in the world kind of trim is on his wife&#039;s dress?  Safety straps? This looks like camera straps or kitty leashes on chiffon or something; radically incongruous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the endeering answer to what in the world happened to Matt Lauer; Now for the new question; switching to fashion: what in the world kind of trim is on his wife&#8217;s dress?  Safety straps? This looks like camera straps or kitty leashes on chiffon or something; radically incongruous.
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<dc:creator>CB Rawks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That dog was trying to kill you, Kaiser!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That dog was trying to kill you, Kaiser!
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		<title>By: Feebee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Feebee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay so Matt hurt his shoulder, but what happened to the DEER?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay so Matt hurt his shoulder, but what happened to the DEER?
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		<title>By: kiki</title>
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		<dc:creator>kiki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh,  Dear....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh,  Dear&#8230;.
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		<title>By: guest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>deer are not the smartest animals on the planet &amp; can sure cause alot of damage when they&#039;re run into.  hope he&#039;s ok.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>deer are not the smartest animals on the planet &amp; can sure cause alot of damage when they&#8217;re run into.  hope he&#8217;s ok.
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		<title>By: waldemar</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i ran over a dog with my bike a while back, so i guess it can happen with a deer. Maybe the deer didn&#039;t hear/saw him and just jumped on the road in front of him making it impossible to avoid him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i ran over a dog with my bike a while back, so i guess it can happen with a deer. Maybe the deer didn&#8217;t hear/saw him and just jumped on the road in front of him making it impossible to avoid him.
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		<title>By: HashBrowns</title>
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		<dc:creator>HashBrowns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL Kaiser. Deer are terrible. My mom had a similar experience but with a deer and her car. We were in upstate New York and a deer just hopped out onto the road. She slammed on the brakes, skidded to a stop about 10 feet away from it and it just stared at her. We ended up driving around it while it stood there watching us go by. Stupid deer. 

Anyway, I suspect Lauer was on his bike and was trying to avoid the deer when it leaped into his way...or maybe it crashed into him? Who knows...it seems kind of silly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL Kaiser. Deer are terrible. My mom had a similar experience but with a deer and her car. We were in upstate New York and a deer just hopped out onto the road. She slammed on the brakes, skidded to a stop about 10 feet away from it and it just stared at her. We ended up driving around it while it stood there watching us go by. Stupid deer. </p>
<p>Anyway, I suspect Lauer was on his bike and was trying to avoid the deer when it leaped into his way&#8230;or maybe it crashed into him? Who knows&#8230;it seems kind of silly.
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