Lindsay Lohan was 2 hours late to her first day of work & she carried a Koran

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Here is an Instagram from Lindsay Lohan’s first day of community service in Brooklyn. Yes, she’s working with children. Those poor children. She’s trying to fulfill the last 115 hours of her court-ordered community service at the Brooklyn Community Center. First we heard that she was supposed to start over the weekend, but Lindsay had more cracked-out adventures to do, so she only arrived in New York a few days ago. Then we heard that she was supposed to start on Monday or Tuesday. Didn’t happen. Yesterday, Wednesday, was her first day. And of course she was late. TWO HOURS LATE.

115 … 114 … Lindsay Lohan is finally clicking off her community service hours in a desperate race to keep her ass out of jail — she reported for work in Brooklyn … and immediately reconnected with an old, young friend.

Our Lohan sources tell us Lindsay managed to sneak in a back entrance to the children’s daycare facility … dodging all the media gathered out front for her arrival. She showed up about 2 hours after she was expected — or roughly 90 minutes after most of the kids got there.

Lindsay ran into 5-year-old Donovan who she previously connected with during her docuseries with Oprah Winfrey. NBCNewYork.com tweeted out the photo of the reunion.

We’re told she’s scheduled to work an 8 hour day (which will leave her at 107 hours to go) — and administrators will expect her to arrive earlier starting Thursday.

[From TMZ]

Pretty typical. I’d like to hear from the kids and the parents what it was like when she finally breezed in, reeking of stale cigarettes and cheap tequila. “I’M HEERRRRE!” she crack-squawks, then hiccups. You know that’s exactly what happened. Okay, maybe it was cheap vodka and not tequila. My bad.

And here’s something that I’m sure will not be incredibly offensive to a large swath of people: Lindsay was carrying around a Koran (Qurʾan) in Brooklyn. She even posed for some paparazzi photos with the holy book. Go here to see the photos. Sigh… I’m sorry, Muslims. I’m really sorry that this crackhead is carrying your holy book.

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  1. aims says:

    Does it even matter if she shows up? She never is made accountable for her actions. It’s a joke.

    • meme says:

      It infuriates me how she gets away with breaking laws, violating probation, showing up whenever she feels like, and now they give her a cushy “community service” assignment interacting with children? I’d yank my kid from that school immediately.

    • swack says:

      From what I understand, the center she is working with is not open on weekends and is closed on Memorial day. So that leaves her 9 days to get this all in which means she needs to work close to 9 hours each day to complete it. So yeah, just let her go because this will go on forever.

  2. Shambles says:

    Fried. She’s just permanently fried. The only way anyone will ever get through to her at this point is by completely cutting her off.

  3. Beth says:

    I would not want her interacting with my kid.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      I’m actually peeved that any criminal’s community service would be carried out at any place that involves children. She’s a drug addict, a prostitute, emotionally unstable, and horribly responsible/unreliable. Why would such a person be allowed around kids?

      Heard on the radio that David Cassidy has to have an automobile interlock system (breathalizer) on his car and was sentenced to community service for his last DUI – 50 hours of community service with the Children’s Home Society of Florida. WTF?! Apparently, if you behave like an irresponsible fool repeatedly, you go work with kids.

      • Chrissy says:

        Exactly, what about picking up garbage or working in a morgue? That, at least, would give her some hint that it was a PUNISHMENT. Her working with kids is a punishment for the kids IMO. Because she’s such a role model! SMDH

        The appearance of Koran is offensive to Muslims as it’s used as a prop. yet another attention seeking behavior. This chick….

      • swack says:

        @Chrissy, it’s offensive to me and I’m not Muslim.

      • lucy2 says:

        I completely agree – people serving community service hours should NOT be around kids. Pick up trash, paint over graffiti, clean up a park, etc. If they want to work at a children’s center, they can clean there after hours.

        Working with kids should be reserved for people who aren’t there because of a crime, and who simply want to volunteer.

    • Syko says:

      I read…somewhere… that the school sent warning letters home to the parents of the children she’ll be around. “Around”, not “working with”, because you know she’s going to do diddly squat. And maybe the bookstore was out of Bibles when she rushed out to get her latest fashion accessory?

  4. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Wait, she’s Muslim now? That, um, doesn’t seem to fit in with her dress and behavior…

    • Jen says:

      Such a desperate stunt, even for her.

    • jen says:

      Honestly,my first thought is that she’s trying to hustle for some rich Arab sugar daddy or something like that. With her, you have to think on a shallow-delusional level that most of us can’t even imagine

  5. InvaderTak says:

    She and Rutherford need a good arse kicking. Why are people like this allowed to abuse the system? Ticks me off to no end.

  6. Sarah says:

    This is just what we need right now: a notorious crackhead carrying around our holy book as a prop. Sigh. As if we didn’t have enough problems already.

    • Hannah says:

      Right? You just know some idiots are going to start thinking she represents us, as a crackhead. But I do hope she gets something out of it…

      • qwerty says:

        She’s been featured in the daily fail twice after she posted some erroneous quotes in arabic on instagram. That’s as far as her “getting something out of it” will ever get I’m afraid.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Don’t worry, we all know LL is merely a roaming plague, no one blames any group she lands on.

  7. Grace says:

    Didn’t even recognize her in the first pic.

  8. J9 says:

    Does she have time to study and contemplate the Koran whilst working or is she going to read it to the kiddies? LoL!! Either way, hilarious.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      I suspect it’s hollowed out inside. it’s where she carries her contraband.

    • funcakes says:

      Lindsay is obviously not a news watcher or else she wouldn’t be anywhere near the Koran. She is playing with a culture that take their religion seriously. This could be looked upon as a slap in the face her using the Koran in this manner.

      • swack says:

        +1000000

      • Hannah says:

        I wouldn’t mind if she was genuinely interested, as a Muslim and I think it could help her if she understood the teachings and liked them but this is obviously a stunt. Besides, I can’t see her studying it in depth enough to understand it, like most people do with their out of context or completely fake quotes.

        I’m reading the translation of the Quran for the first time in my life and I’m really loving it. I can’t believe the beautiful things I had been memorizing in a language I don’t understand my whole life lol

      • Kat says:

        Lindsay snubs community service for children, uses a religion as a prop for attention, and continues to drape herself in the pelts of tortured animals. I have an appropriate label for her, and it rhymes with tw*t…oh, whoops.

  9. Hawkeye says:

    I really dislike using community service as a way of punishment, and I can’t fathom out how Lindsay Lohan “working” with children is making any kind of difference. She’s not at that organization because she wants to be, and don’t get me started on the huge amount of time wasted by the staff members at the organization accommodating Lohan.

  10. boredblond says:

    Really? This woman being responsible for small children? Surely there’s a better job for her..where I live there are potholes that need repair

    • Brin says:

      Yeah, they should have put her back in the morgue. She shouldn’t be around living, breathing beings.

    • doofus says:

      or picking up trash on the side of the road.

      and no, that’s not the name of her newest movie.

  11. FLORC says:

    Not shocking. Even with staying at a Hotel nearby she was still late.
    Even if she got up at the time she was suppose to be there who takes 2 hours to get ready when already late?

    It’s being said Lohan will only have to complete a majority of her hours and not in full. I hope it doesn’t happen. 2 hours late at her absolute last chance on this is really clear. LL doesn’t take any of this seriously.

  12. Maya says:

    This only proves that lost and tormented people turn to religion really easily. But I think turning to Iislam rather than Christianity (considering that is her historical background belief) is more an attempt to cause controversy and be on front pages.
    Other than that, it is her freedom to read Quran or be photographed with, I don’t find that offensive at all.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      The book is just a prop. That’s reason #483 to avoid this girl at any cost.

    • Hannah says:

      There’s nothing wrong with finding happiness in religion and it doesn’t make it any worse or less legitimate if “tormented people turn to religion more easily”, which is also still just your opinion. If it makes people happy and lead better lives, that’s a good thing.

  13. darkdove says:

    she looks so different from when she was young now she looks like a mix of Janice Dickenson Lisa Rena and that lady that looks like a cat the drugs and the plastic surgeries did a big number on her.

  14. shayne james says:

    She looks like more like the girl she was in her Instagram photo and it is so refreshing. That’s how you should look lilo! glammed up in the red hat she reminds me of a friend who’s like 35 now, botoxes regularly, wears clip-in extensions and is always looking for a rich guy to give her gifts and buy champagne. Seriously, lilo should get a ghostwriter and publish a tell all on how to land a man who pays for everything. Sadly I bet it would be a bestseller. Hell, make it a “fiction” chick lit series. Still works

  15. Greek chic says:

    She doesn’t want to save herself. I used to enjoy lilo in her samantha ronson wild years but now it has become sad.The party is over but she’s still drunk.
    Except the drug and alcohol problems she has also mental and personality disorders.

    Cheap tequila is the worst btw.

  16. Riemc526 says:

    It’s seriously only 3 weeks worth of service. Is it really that hard? And hey, if she starts living her life based off the tenants of Islam, more power to her. If it’s just for publicity (which I hope it isn’t), maybe it’ll encourage more people to open their minds.

  17. Fifi says:

    Nice to see her Middle Eastern businessmen customers trying to influence her away from her new career. Maybe they get forgiven in the afterlife if they manage to convert the ‘escorts’ they use.

    Or perhaps she thinks pretending to convert will convince one of them to marry her so she can be a kept woman?

    Whatever the reason, she wants everyone to see her holding a religious book to show she’s ‘changing’.

  18. Belle says:

    Why can’t she (stars) in general do their good deeds privately. She’s not bringing awareness to any cause just herself. The whole mess is a joke. The first order of business photo op for the media and social accounts.

  19. Patricia says:

    She’s ridiculous on every level.

    Although I have to say (and here I am outing myself for watching) on the Oprah special she did seem like she has a special place in her heart for kids, and she did really well interacting with them. They loved her.

    • kai says:

      I remember thinking the same. That in another, less cracked out, narcissistic life, she may have really enjoyed working with children.

    • Another Anna says:

      I have a theory that she likes kids so much because she never got to be one. Her mom started Lohan-ing her up so young and she’s emotionally arrested but still world-weary and it makes for a very unstable combination.

      Still don’t think she should be around kids, though. Not a good idea.

  20. Quinn says:

    Tan Mom looks younger and more fresh.

  21. Bess says:

    I thought anyone working around kids needed to pass a thorough background check and drug screen? How did the Cracken slip through?

    These kids have troubled home lives and come from a very low income area. That’s why she’s being allowed to exploit them.

    If these kids were from a middle class or wealthy area, there’s no way she’d be allowed anywhere near them. The parents would raise hell and she’d be kicked out.

  22. Jayna says:

    These phonies always carry the book with the title facing outwards so the paps can get it so everybody can be impressed with what they are reading. Gag me.

    • jwoolman says:

      Paris Hilton tried the same thing while waiting for her court date. However, she held the book upside down…..

      She also claimed she read the bible a lot in jail. But when Larry King asked her for her favorite bible verse, she couldn’t think of a thing.

  23. Ana says:

    By the end of the week those kids will be saying “We love you Ms. Hannigan”.

  24. Tough Cookie says:

    Yay!!! I love starting the day with the Cracken!!

    I hope she didn’t blow kisses to the children. If she did I hope their vaccinations are up to date.

  25. anne_000 says:

    I think it was TMZ that reported that she was still in London when she posted on twitter or instagram that she was in NY. Maybe she thought she could fool any authorities who were wondering where she was?

  26. Cindy says:

    I know she really does seem to get away with just about everything, but……look at her. How old is she? She looks unbelievably unhealthy and about 15 years older than her age. I mean, I know crystal meth makes people look bad, but what is she injecting/ingesting? She’s horrid but I feel sorry for her. Not in a mushy way, but more like I wonder if she’s in Amy Winehouse territory. Or who knows, maybe she’ll drag on forever like Courtney Love.

  27. serena says:

    Should we make a game of captions with her instagram photo? LOL
    The poor kids.

  28. Bread and Circuses says:

    Um. You know how America has this horrible tendency to profile all Muslims as terrorists?

    Well… if you’re willing to use your evil powers for good, I’m suddenly seeing a way to get the Teflon Cracken finally locked up.

  29. briargal says:

    It’s seriously time for some judge to finally grow some gonads and put this horrible excuse for a human being in jail for a very long time. We all know she will never complete the community service. Solitary confinement and body searches of the guards so they can’t sneak drugs to her. No TV, social media, etc. Three square meals a day and 15 minutes of exercise a day. She would have a lot of time for reading all kinds of things. Who knows, this action may just save her life in the long run!

  30. Iheartgossip says:

    Not gonna lie. She looks pretty good for a 47 year old. Beat up a bit; but not bad for her age. And, she has made a complete mockery of the U.S. justice system. They should give her the Get Out Of Jail FREE card, for life. What a waste of tax payers money. LiLo isn’t paying taxes cause she’s paid cash on the nightstand. What a waste.

  31. Punkypuss says:

    She is my age roughly and she looks at least 15 years older than me!

  32. Annie says:

    She looks very nice in the red hat picture but it’s probably just a fluke picture since she looks like shit normally.