Brandon Flowers has collected all of his facial hair clippings in a bag for 7 years

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Last month, I wrote about Brandon Flowers’ new solo album, his first studio album in years (and no, The Killers haven’t broken up, they’re just on an indefinite hiatus). Flowers has been hustling for the album too, and it’s actually been pretty charming. He’s not, like, a look-at-me Justin Timberlake type. Flowers just seems like a quiet dude who is adapting to the changing landscape of pop-rock music. He’s pretty good at social media, his interviews are interesting, with just enough shade-throwing, and of course it doesn’t hurt that he’s still incredibly beautiful. I’m generally not into “pretty” men, but I can sit back and appreciate Flowers’ sexiness. He’s got something special. Anyway, Flowers has been promoting the album (The Desired Effect) in Britain for a few weeks, and he has a new interview with The Independent – you can read the full piece here. Brandon described a really weird habit: he apparently collects all of his facial hair clippings. Eh?

“So I grew a beard for Sam’s Town…” begins The Killers singer. His band’s second album (2006) heralded the moment when the Las Vegas foursome ditched the British synth-pop colours of their acclaimed 2004 debut, Hot Fuss, and embraced Springsteen-style Americana. And they tried on the boots, waistcoats and facial hair to match.

Neil Tennant – then, as now, a keen and pithy dissector of music culture – observed Flowers’ growth and expressed concern. To the Pet Shop Boy, it suggested that the Anglophile Nevadan who grew up loving The Smiths, Oasis and Tennant’s band was suddenly forswearing pop music in favour of something rather more, well, beardy. Flowers – then, as now, in awe of Tennant – decided to heed the Brit’s warning. When he removed the beard for The Killers’ third album, Day & Age (2008), he says, “I started keeping the shavings in a bag. And I still do it,” he grins. “I have a Ziploc bag full of hair. I’ll grow five or six days growth, make sure that the sink is dry, use an electric razor, catch it in the sink, and then I’m able to just scoop it into the bag!”

Flowers yuk-yuks his odd, gulping laugh. And, yes, he’s been doing this for seven years. But, no, his wife, Tana, isn’t bothered by this bathroom peccadillo. “It’s a lot of hair!” he says. “But it’s compacted. And it doesn’t smell. It’s all black but about half way up you start to see some greys. I don’t know what to do with it yet. It means something.”

What exactly?

“Well, Neil was dead-on with his observation,” replies this lean, fidgety singer who habitually (and nervily) cracks his knuckles. “And putting the hair in the bag has sort of become a ritual, I guess. It makes me think about where I stand. There’s always gonna be a part of me that is pop. And I shouldn’t forget that. That’s important. Because there’s nothing wrong with pop. So I keep this bag in a drawer by my sink in the bathroom.”

[From The Independent]

So… he collects his facial hair clippings in a ziploc baggie and has done so for seven years. Charmingly weird or creepy & disturbing? If you’re reading it in context, like he’s telling an amusing anecdote, maybe it doesn’t seem so weird. Maybe it just comes off as quirky. I shave my legs to the knee every time I shower. Is that more or less weird than what Flowers does? I think it’s less weird, because I’m not KEEPING MY CLIPPINGS IN A ZIPLOC.

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Photos courtesy of Brandon’s social media, WENN.

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  1. Sixer says:

    Weird but y’know. He can if he wants.

    All Sixlet hair clippings (the three boys cut each others’ hair with clippers) and cleansings from brushes and combs go into our compost bin.

    I think Sixlet hair disposal wins, right?!

    • Brittney B says:

      Compost!!

      Wow, for some reason I never thought about hair going into the compost bin. Makes sense; it’s just organic matter too. I have about two extra feet of hair right now, and I’ll probably donate it to a kids’ wig charity soon*, but after that I might join you in the composting.

      Incidentally, I keep a Ziploc bag of my pet rabbits’ hair. One of my friends thinks I’m a huge creep for doing it, so maybe I should keep that to myself. But they’re the softest little long-haired things, and they get brushed daily, and someday it’s all I will have left. Is that weird?! Agh, that’s probably weird. Not as weird as Brandon Flowers keeping facial hair though, right?

      Also on-topic: I have a transgender friend who kept his leg shavings before he transitioned, and used adhesive to put them on his face like a beard. Everyone was genuinely puzzled at how he managed to grow it so quickly without hormones… it actually looked real. So maybe there are SOME uses.

      *off-topic side note: anyone have any suggestions for legitimate hair donation options? I nixed Locks for Love a long time ago, because I want to make sure a person in need actually gets it

    • Sixer says:

      Brittney, I love this comment! It’s like a stream of associations!

      You can also compost nail clippings (if, unlike me, you can persuade your children to actually collect them rather than scatter them randomly across the carpet). Also lint from the laundry dryer. Also contents of your vacuum cleaner when you empty it.

  2. PunkyMomma says:

    Well that’s kinda creepy, Brandon. I’d still hit you, though.

    • savu says:

      Yup, amen to that. I saw the Killers live a few years ago and we were near front row. DEAR GOD HE IS ACTUALLY MORE GORGEOUS IN REAL LIFE. I’d become a Mormon to hit that.

      • PunkyMomma says:

        Yup. I saw them during the Battle Born tour. Photos do not do him justice.

    • Christo says:

      I have always found Brandon very cute, but does he have new teeth now??

  3. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    Reminds me of Norman Reedus keeping Andrew Lincoln’s beard in a bag in his freezer. In both cases – why? Reedus jokes that he keeps it to clone Andrew one day because the world needs more men like him, which is kind of sweet but also weird and creepy at the same time. But this – I don’t know. Freud would probably find a ton of symbolic meanings: mother, manhood, mortality, mother, aging, mother. hoarding, mother etc…

    • mia girl says:

      The Freudian analysis is especially poignant coming from someone with your name. Lol

  4. whybenice says:

    Doesn’t that just scream, “Marry me! Marry me!” Eww.

    • Rocket says:

      What, you wouldnt marry the guy with a bathroom cabinet stuffed full of his hair clippings? Seriously though, God speed to whoever eventually hooks up with this brand of crazy.

  5. Queen says:

    I don’t love the new promo photos of him, but he is so beautiful. I met him a few years back & his skin is so amazing I just wanted to stroke his face!

  6. Greek chic says:

    Yikes.

  7. Naddie says:

    Camp.

  8. Sasha says:

    But god dayum he’s so beautiful! I don’t care about his strange habits. He could keep anything, everything, in jars in his bedroom and I still would, in a heartbeat.

  9. Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

    I thought everyone did that.

  10. Miss M says:

    He is so handsome and talented.

  11. Size Does Matter says:

    Weird, but the backstory helps. At least it isn’t a bag full of toenail clippings.

  12. LAK says:

    Creepy……

  13. Samigirl says:

    I don’t care how weird it is, I’d hit it like he owed me money.

  14. Oobejabbawonka says:

    Gorgeous man – but I do wish he’d grow the beard back 😀

  15. Kiddo says:

    It’s only marginally less gross than saving finger or toenail clippings, but it’s still disgusting and pointless.

  16. Citresse says:

    Aspergers for sure.

  17. StormsMama says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😳😬😧😨🙀
    Just NO
    (That’s all I’ve got)

  18. Sarah says:

    Super weird and I wish I didn’t know that. But I love love love his new album. It’s so good. I have had “Lonely Town” on repeat for days. I wish he’d chosen more flattering (less weird!) artwork for the album cover, though.

  19. Heathering says:

    Ooookay, that is odd in lots of ways I’m not even going to try and get my head around. Although, I’m sure if I made the effort I could talk myself into finding it to his credit in some meaningful way.

    /disclaimer: at the risk of never being taken seriously on CB again, if indeed I ever am. Brandon Flowers is on a very short list of famous men (in showbiz!!! – other fields, different rules for my admiration) who would have to be guilty of something on a fairly short list of deal-breaking NoNo-Nooos for me not to auto-respond to him positively!!!

    Keeping his own hair clippings is not on the NoNo list… trophy retaining anothers’ hair clippings closer to NoNo but, in the case of consent obtained, he’d still be in the clear.

    And… hell, I let him peruse my ‘ 80’s vinyl any day… night or nooner.

    *noshame

  20. Claudia says:

    I’m a huge Killers fan and yes, Brandon is a little weird and eccentric and very awkward, but it’s all part of his charm and exactly why we love him. And you can’t find a friendlier and nicer popstar anywhere.