Comments on: Chelsea Handler’s E! contract extended to 2012, worth ’8 figures’ http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:03:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Lisa http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-5021000 Lisa Mon, 04 Jul 2011 05:35:38 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-5021000 When Handler first started the CHL show I thought she was unique and even a bit empowering to women. I became bored with her schtick about 3 months into her 1st go-round. Chewey then became the reason I continued to watch the show - albeit, sporadically. I guess I felt like I should support her efforts at breaking through the "glass ceiling" for female commediens. "Support your Sisters" and all that PC-ness. I actually recommended the show to friends & co-workers! HOWEVER: NOW I'm pissed...REALLY pissed. Why, you ask? Here's 2 GIANT reasons: #1) As it turns out - she, (Ms. Handler) produced "Pretty Wild". It was THE most gawd-awful piece of misogynistic child abuse & overt parental neglect ever recorded in the annals of human history. How could you, Chelsea? What happened to your life that would ever justify selling your soul to the money-devil for THAT tripe? How could you have hoped for success with that den of screaming freaks, spoiled sluts and phenominally stooopid thieves? 2) You had Khole and Lamar Odom on your show 2 months after their fake wedding. You said NOTHING to them about the obvious game they played with their fan's loyalty. I've only recently learned that the whole wedding was another load of dung dumped all over their fan base (and yours, as well). I read of this mock wedding crap-fest whilst perusing an article about your intimate relationship with your boss (conveniently for you - the head of comcast). And then - to frost this "stink cake" came the news of your working relationship with Mr. Seacrest, the producer of the K's reality shows. No wonder you didn't use your hot-seat to quiz the "newly-weds" - for the benefit of your audience (the fans who make your bank account possible). You couldn't be the no-holds-barred interviewer because you would've been gnawing on the hands that feed you. As it turns out - Chelsea Handler is just ANOTHER sell-out, Hollywood fame whore. She represents nothing and stands up for nothing. Trust me: I'll be sure to pass it along. When Handler first started the CHL show I thought she was unique and even a bit empowering to women. I became bored with her schtick about 3 months into her 1st go-round. Chewey then became the reason I continued to watch the show – albeit, sporadically. I guess I felt like I should support her efforts at breaking through the “glass ceiling” for female commediens. “Support your Sisters” and all that PC-ness. I actually recommended the show to friends & co-workers!

HOWEVER: NOW I’m pissed…REALLY pissed. Why, you ask? Here’s 2 GIANT reasons:

#1) As it turns out – she, (Ms. Handler) produced “Pretty Wild”. It was THE most gawd-awful piece of misogynistic child abuse & overt parental neglect ever recorded in the annals of human history. How could you, Chelsea? What happened to your life that would ever justify selling your soul to the money-devil for THAT tripe? How could you have hoped for success with that den of screaming freaks, spoiled sluts and phenominally stooopid thieves?

2) You had Khole and Lamar Odom on your show 2 months after their fake wedding. You said NOTHING to them about the obvious game they played with their fan’s loyalty. I’ve only recently learned that the whole wedding was another load of dung dumped all over their fan base (and yours, as well). I read of this mock wedding crap-fest whilst perusing an article about your intimate relationship with your boss (conveniently for you – the head of comcast).

And then – to frost this “stink cake” came the news of your working relationship with Mr. Seacrest, the producer of the K’s reality shows. No wonder you didn’t use your hot-seat to quiz the “newly-weds” – for the benefit of your audience (the fans who make your bank account possible). You couldn’t be the no-holds-barred interviewer because you would’ve been gnawing on the hands that feed you.

As it turns out – Chelsea Handler is just ANOTHER sell-out, Hollywood fame whore. She represents nothing and stands up for nothing. Trust me: I’ll be sure to pass it along.

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]]> By: Anette http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-4080674 Anette Sun, 08 May 2011 16:30:37 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-4080674 As you probably noticed by now, her type of humor is very divisive or polarizing. If what comes out of her mouth would have come out of the body of a fat, unattractive middle aged bald republican male, he would have been labeled as an unfunny inbred along with Rush Limbaugh or Elizabeth Hasselbeck. In a shallow media world based mostly on physical attraction, her act targets the young, angry, drooling males and the marginally educated or with low brow taste. The same shallow ones that give her a hard time on how badly she has aged. The rest has the IQ to see her for what she is, a high school educated ambitious angry media player. As you probably noticed by now, her type of humor is very divisive or polarizing. If what comes out of her mouth would have come out of the body of a fat, unattractive middle aged bald republican male, he would have been labeled as an unfunny inbred along with Rush Limbaugh or Elizabeth Hasselbeck. In a shallow media world based mostly on physical attraction, her act targets the young, angry, drooling males and the marginally educated or with low brow taste. The same shallow ones that give her a hard time on how badly she has aged. The rest has the IQ to see her for what she is, a high school educated ambitious angry media player.

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]]> By: Racquelle http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-2926195 Racquelle Wed, 09 Feb 2011 08:04:05 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-2926195 Everyone who said she't not funny....TOTALLY agree..thumbs up! Everyone who said she’t not funny….TOTALLY agree..thumbs up!

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]]> By: Joanna http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-2745891 Joanna Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:17:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-2745891 I really don't get it. She isn't the least bit funny. It must be a generational thing--a friend at work who is her age (34-35) likes her. I am still not sure why. She has nothing to offer and the format of her show with those other morons talking back and forth (a la Howard Stern) is extremely irritating. Unlike Kathy Griffin, who is actually smart, witty and funny she trashes famous people, but it's still not funny-when Kathy G does it--it is funny. I really don’t get it. She isn’t the least bit funny. It must be a generational thing–a friend at work who is her age (34-35) likes her. I am still not sure why. She has nothing to offer and the format of her show with those other morons talking back and forth (a la Howard Stern) is extremely irritating. Unlike Kathy Griffin, who is actually smart, witty and funny she trashes famous people, but it’s still not funny-when Kathy G does it–it is funny.

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]]> By: Leni http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-2158750 Leni Fri, 10 Dec 2010 07:36:56 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-2158750 It seems like intelligent people think she is not funny at all and the brainless think she is a gift. Chelsea is a HOME WRECKER! She f***ed E! boss to get to where she is. I would rather see that Jewish lady on the view. Chelsea is a hypocrite. She looks like a over f&**ed whore. It seems like intelligent people think she is not funny at all and the brainless think she is a gift. Chelsea is a HOME WRECKER! She f***ed E! boss to get to where she is. I would rather see that Jewish lady on the view. Chelsea is a hypocrite. She looks like a over f&**ed whore.

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]]> By: LaChunitiiDeSLP http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-1944517 LaChunitiiDeSLP Mon, 22 Nov 2010 05:01:33 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-1944517 She Ain't Funny At All ! iDislikee Her ! I'm Watching Her Ritee Now && She'sz Still Not Funny . She'sz Trying Too Hardd ! Jaa iMeann My Grandma'sz Funnier Thann Her Lame Assz ! She Ain’t Funny At All ! iDislikee Her ! I’m Watching Her Ritee Now && She’sz Still Not Funny . She’sz Trying Too Hardd ! Jaa iMeann My Grandma’sz Funnier Thann Her Lame Assz !

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]]> By: Marc http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-1480110 Marc Mon, 27 Sep 2010 05:39:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-1480110 She's as funny as a rock... She’s as funny as a rock…

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]]> By: Eric http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-1331599 Eric Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:01:14 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-1331599 I have absolutely no idea what is funny or entertaining about Chelsea Handler. Her jokes are of the, "Come on! Am I right about this or what, folks?" variety with no punchline. As for being risque - are you serious? Because she drops an innuendo and sensationalizes her drinking habits? Howard Stern, Trey Parker, Seth McFarlane, Conan O'Brien - to name a few - have pushed the envelope much further and for longer than Chelsea Handler. The people who like Chelsea are uncomfortable when a man talks about boobs and farts, but find it just "hilarious" that this "pretty" woman would talk about them. And for the record: Her panel and guests suck. Not sometimes but every time. Has she ever had anything more than a D-list hack celebrity on there? I have absolutely no idea what is funny or entertaining about Chelsea Handler. Her jokes are of the, “Come on! Am I right about this or what, folks?” variety with no punchline. As for being risque – are you serious? Because she drops an innuendo and sensationalizes her drinking habits? Howard Stern, Trey Parker, Seth McFarlane, Conan O’Brien – to name a few – have pushed the envelope much further and for longer than Chelsea Handler. The people who like Chelsea are uncomfortable when a man talks about boobs and farts, but find it just “hilarious” that this “pretty” woman would talk about them.
And for the record: Her panel and guests suck. Not sometimes but every time. Has she ever had anything more than a D-list hack celebrity on there?

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]]> By: Rikki Nadir http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-1179467 Rikki Nadir Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:10:20 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-1179467 If there was such a thing as the Humor Police, they would put both Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman on trial and condemn them both to life sentences w/o parole in some Bogota prison. If there was such a thing as the Humor Police, they would put both Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman on trial and condemn them both to life sentences w/o parole in some Bogota prison.

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]]> By: joe http://www.celebitchy.com/42953/chelsea_handlers_e_contract_extended_to_2012_worth_8_figures/#comment-931025 joe Wed, 12 May 2010 09:39:45 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=42953#comment-931025 they suck and so does she they suck and so does she

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