These are some newish photos of Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder at the Nice airport. I remain constantly charmed and amused by their whirlwind love and perpetual honeymoon. These two vampires married after 9 months of dating (which overlapped with Nikki’s divorce proceedings from Paul McDonald). Various sources leaked details of Nikki and Ian’s steamy honeymoon, which was followed by a mysterious red-carpet Cannes appearance. Then they hopped on a plane to the City of Love to continue the party. The Mail has some photos of Nikki and Ian walking through Paris. They’re all loved up for the cameras, of course.
Now Nikki and Ian have reached their one-month wedding anniversary. She Instagrammed a very special video of wedding highlights with a poem for a caption:
You are
My every dream brought to life
We are
A cosmic collision
This is
A lifetime felt in every moment I’m by your side
My love
My human…happy one month.
I don’t know why she keeps calling him a human? People crack vampire jokes about him, but everyone knows Ian is an actual man. Maybe that’s an inside joke. These two are cute, yet the thirst cannot be quenched. They share everything with the world, which is harmless.
Nikki also celebrated her 27th birthday last week. Ian posted this photo in celebration. These two are very serious and intense about holding cupcakes.
Photos courtesy of Ian Somerhalder on Instagrm, Nikki Reed on Instagram, Fame/Flynet & WENN
“Me and the world celebrate…” No! “The world and I”. Is simple second grade grammar too hard?
‘The world’ was celebrating? Did I miss the memo? Uh oh. Am I human?
ahah! XD
27? hmm.
Or are you dancer?
@Ripley
haha beat me to it!
Damn it where’s MY cupcake then?
It’s just a thing they say…he is my human, she is my human etc. Like pet names.
Again I say, I don’t have a good feeling about these two.
I have to throw up. Can’t they keep their happiness for themselves? Ugh! Pathetic!
+ 1
I feel like if they break up its gonna be sooooooo messy
If?? When.
I don’t care about either of them but their level of “oh god please please notice us!!!!!” is so impressive I had to click. It feels like by giving them attention I’ve done my charitable act for the day. 😉
Do we get to claim this act of charity on our taxes somewhere?
Me too! I came for the cringe factor only. All the people in the background of the cupcake pic look mad uncomfortable.
Hahaha. I knew I shouldn’t have clicked, that the cutesy, omg we’re soooooo in love x infinity would make me want to hurl but I did it anyway. Honestly, I’ve got nothing against these two. I’ve heard they’re both really sweet people and they’re both animal lovers but they are so EXTRA that it makes me both laugh and cringe.
I’m starting to actively dislike these two.
+1
Unless I belong to her another world cos I don’t remember celebrating her or why I should
It’s cute how in love they are. I hope they last.
Me too!
it’s easy to be mad in love when you’ve been together for less than a year or so.
The “human” thing – I assume it’s related to their mutual love of animals. You know how people who consider their pets an equal part of the family (which I fully agree with, ftr) will call themselves their dog, cat, etc.’s “human” instead of it’s “owner”? Something like that. They’re both big into animal rights and have a lot of pets and I could see how this would become sort of a term of endearment for them.
That’s how I read it too.
She’s seen Sixteen Candles too many times, maybe.
I thought it was because they both played vampires at one point? (Twilight, The Vampire Diaries)
UGH. Go away.
Amen!
I question her sincerity a lot. And I don’t know why the men in her life don’t question it a bit. She talks like this about every man she’s with. She worships them, becomes obsessed with them and then gets over them. They’re all a “beautiful soul, love of my life, the man of my dreams.” I just don’t trust someone who falls in and out of love so easily. Is it real? You just finalized a divorce this year, and you immediately married someone else. Someone who you used to double date with your ex-husband! And this constant PDA and pap pictures are just the icing on the shady cake. I don’t think this will last at all. Passion like that eventually fizzles out. Nikki Reed makes life decisions while on the lust haze of the first months of dating.
Am I human? Or am I dancer?
🙂 Little bummed he went with human. He’s a great dancer.
My sign is vital, my hands are cold….and I’m on my knees looking for the answer; how the hell do I get this song out of my head?
It’s because they are both huge animal lovers/activists. So like a dog has a human companion that they are loyal to, now Nikki and Ian have found their “human.”
*in the arrrmmmsss oofffff annn anngell farrr aawwaaayyy from Here*
(Circumspect Sarah McLaghlan) For Only 5 minutes a Day, you TOO can Help Thirsty and pressed celebs…
*In This daarrrkk collldd Motel rroomm*
…Without your attention and likes and Awws they face Certain Death Gasping for air, So please, help the third/fourth tier celeb achieve a stable level of fame so that they might leave us alone, comment on TMZ, or donate at 1800-help-star
Hahahaha coffee everywhere! QQ every damn comment 😂
I’m organizing a charity walk-a-thon to help raise money and awareness for these poor, unfortunate souls. And by charity walk-a-thon, I mean: I’m taking a nap when I get home.
Please don’t forget to put up a pic of Kellan Lutz and Paris Hilton, they are the senior Dogs of the Celebrity In Need of Attention Shelter
Somebody throw the internet into a baggy like a goldfish at the county fair, cause QQ just won it!
@ qq DYING!! (That Sarah song)
I nearly choked on my chocolate bar and now I’m howling and holding on to my sides. Thank you QQ and (Hey) Abbott.
lmao best laugh I’ve had in a long while 🙂
Oh my God, QQ I love you! You never fail to make me laugh.
Where did we go wrong as a species to produce individuals like this? I’d reallllly like to know.
So cheesy that video. But I love the wedding dress on her.
This need to share their LOVE with the world is a bit crazy. Why is it so important to show everyone this type of thing? To me that lessens the intimacy of the relationship, when you are shouting your deepest feelings from the rooftops (or Instagram pages). I don’t know, whatever works for them, I guess. I’ll pass on watching the video though….
I will take a break from my usual “don’t care, they look happy” stance to note that Nikki looks freakishly like Nina Dobrev in that last pic. Yikes dude.
They’re nauseating – seriously, I’m going for the Gravol now.
“My Human” is a stupid new hipster phrase that everyone here in L.A. uses in reference to someone they love. Just search social media for the tag #myhuman. Really like Nikki Reed – think she’s actually very talented — but I wish people would stop with this stupid phrase. Realize that’s exceptionally negative for a Wednesday morning but that phrase annoys the crap out of me.
I don’t think this couple is cute at all– they skeeve me out. And I hate to be cynical, but as soon as the sex gets a little less than it is now, and it will, then this couple is going to realize they have absolutely nothing in common with each other.
amazing how people are so critical about these two being in love and being mushy gushy, I’m sure were a little gushy when you were in the honeymoon stages. so the guy crying at his wedding is cute, but these two are nauseating? gmab. cute couple, he’s gorgeous, loves animals, I don’t blame her for being all over that. what is wrong with two people in love? i guess it’s okay unless it’s these two.
My guess is they even read that passage from Corinithians at their wedding. You know, the thing about love not being boastful.
I agree with you. I also thought their little wedding video was sweet.
Nothing wrong with being mushy and crazy in love, I think it’s the need to make sure everybody knows it that skeeves people out. I write cute cards and stick them in my husband’s lunch; I don’t photograph them first and stick it on Instagram so that the world gives me some sort of collective “awww” over it.
true, i see your point. but i still like them : )
In my experience, the couples who need to constantly proclaim their love for one another online are usually the couples who break up the fastest.
Lol that video. Embarrassing.
Enough already! You’re in love. You got married. We get it. Oh and Nikki, try showing your teeth when you smile. You look mad in these pics.
The caps on her teeth are too big making her smile look stretched and wonkey- it’s better that she doesn’t smile.
27? Keep the faith, Liz.
soooo thirsty
It seems like she’s really rubbing it in for Nina Dobrev to feel the knife inside her! Ian is such an idiot…I don’t have a good feeling about Nikki’s intentions for him. I think she dated and married him for fame ( she’s not that famous).