“Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to complete her community service?” links

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Lindsay Lohan completed all 115 hours of her community service? [Dlisted]
David Gandy is damp. Yes!! [A Socialite Life]
Kendall Jenner does not have a Kardashian butt. [Moe Jackson]
Should Jessica Simpson post these photos of her kids? [Uproxx]
Matthew Lewis’s hairy legs are the business. [OMG Blog]
Marko Jaric is moving on and then some. [Celebslam]
Emma Stone’s questionable fashion choices. [Wonderwall]
Courtney Stodden’s mom quits as her manager. [Gawker]
It really does seem like Lily Collins gave up on Chunk-Butt. [ICYDK]
Courtney Stodden celebrates. [IDLY]
Zoe Saldana shares some pics of her babies. [Seriously OMG WTF]

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  1. bettyrose says:

    Courtney Stodden’s mom is dropping her as a client to focus on being a Christian? I assume that’s satire taken out of context?

  2. neelyo says:

    I suspect it was more a matter of Lindsay’s community service being done with her. I bet she was such a whiny, spoiled do nothing idiot that they let her out early just to be rid of her.

    • Bluedacnis says:

      Ha! Yeah I was thinking that they just credited any hours she stays AWAY from children as community service. Because, well, it is.

      • Liberty says:

        Can you imagine being a community org so in need of assistance you have to get “work” from people like LL? Then you actually GET Lindsay assigned to you?

        At that point, yeah, you’d probably just throw in the towel and go scrape up the raccoons yourself.

  3. Jem says:

    Oh no, it’s that Orange blowfish again, puckering up like a orange butth*le squeezing in a fart

    • Tough Cookie says:

      oh no….I can’t un-see that now.

    • mary simon says:

      cracken haiku

      sizzles in tanning bed like bacon
      fragrance of silicone and meth
      oozing thru pores
      basting outer orange epidermal rubber
      that is her skin.

  4. funcakes says:

    I’m sure one of her “SPONSORS” pulled a lot of strings to help her complete her community service.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      My first thought.

    • mary simon says:

      I think she gets “sponsored” a lot. She is no longer working as an actor and the bills have to get paid.

    • KellyBee says:

      I agree and I didn’t know you can have friends come with you to community service? She’s been having friends come with her and taking pictures of her posing making it looks like she’s doing work and then she posted them on Instagram. I’m pretty sure those friends were actually there doing a work for her and Lindsey only showed up for the photo op.

    • RTMS says:

      In order to complete this she would have had to started o May 13 when CB mentioned it and worked 8 hrs every day for two straight weeks weekends included. I really don’t see how she did that.

      • jwoolman says:

        It would be possible IF she could convince the organization to let her work 7 days a week. The usual problem is that many CS jobs have set schedules for community service people and can’t accommodate cramming attempts – for example, she couldn’t do it at the morgue. This is where her connections that could pull strings would come into play. But she’s so stupid- if she just did the CS way back when she was doing that silly documentary for Oprah’s network, she would have been done with it in a short time and then free as the proverbial birdie. Instead she just tries to fake it in London. This has been her consistent pattern, it’s as though she thinks the judge will overlook it “this time” even though judges never have.

        The real question is if she really was working those hours during this last ditch attempt. Having “friends” along isn’t very convincing, but maybe in her weird little way she thought she was documenting her hours. She had her assistant help her fold clothes at the women’s center CS, the one that fired her for no shows and late shows and go home earlies. The morgue wouldn’t let her in the door if she was late.

      • Meatball says:

        This is way late, but the place she did the community service said that they would let her work over the weekends and on Memorial Day so that she could finish. Even though the child care centre itself is only opened Monday to Friday.

  5. LA Juice says:

    Man i wish I could read DListed- but my office blocks it….

  6. Nicolette says:

    Ahhhh The Cracken, gone for a while but not long enough. And still doing the same tired old kiss pose. Wonder how long it will be before she gets in trouble afain.

  7. Nicolette says:

    Ahhhh The Cracken, gone for a while but not long enough. And still doing the same tired old kiss pose. Wonder how long it will be before she gets in trouble again..

  8. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    That featured links Lainey blind item is supposed to be obvious, but I have no idea. Someone cares to share who is it supposed to be?

    • michkabibbles says:

      That’s exactly what I came here to post! I’m dying to know.

      • Mia4S says:

        It’s absolutely Ben Affleck. Google his name and “Nova Scotia” (which happens to be by the sea) and it’s very clear. It was a big deal in local papers that he was there. No explanation.

        Damn Ben you thought you could go undercover? It’s Nova Scotia, not the moon.

        I feel bad for the kids.

    • Miss M says:

      It seems too obvious to say Ben Affleck. But there are two things that caught my eye and I would say Brad Pitt because Lainey used “by the sea” and she talked about oklahoma where he was born. But i could be totally wrong… And be the obvious choice since Ben Affleck shot a movie in Oklahoma in 2012…

      • Cleo says:

        Affleck shot “To the Wonder” in Oklahoma with Olga Kurylenko and there were rumors they were having an affair at the time.

      • Miss M says:

        @cleo: i knew he shot a movie there, but i couldn’t remember the title of the movie, thanks! I didn’t know there were rumors with Olga and Affleck…

      • Samtha says:

        Almost definitely Ben and Jen, which is too sad.

      • Bel says:

        Except Brad never turned up “in a small, out-of-the-way-of-Hollywood town not too long ago, for no apparent reason? He was trying to go undercover. ”
        That would be Ben in Nova Scotia, which is by the sea, in fact surrounded by sea. Also, she writes “He ended up getting busted by fans and the local media got a hold of it. ” When has this happened with Brad?

        Brad has not been to Oklahoma in a long time, he was born there but his family is in Missouri. Ben shot a movie there.
        She writes “patiently supporting him as he works through his issues and compulsions. ” This does not describe Angelina at all.

        Finally “And she helped him rehabilitate his image” Brad has never needed his image to be rehabilitated.

    • woodstock_schulz says:

      I read it and it sounds like Ben Affleck, maybe?

    • DogMom says:

      Affleck & Garner, maybe?

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Scared to write this, but….
      My first thought was Brad Pitt because she wrote, “But can you ever really hide? No. Not even out of the country. Not even by the sea.” (By The Sea being the name of the AJ/BP movie coming out soon).

      But then the description of the perfect mother and wife, his “temptations”….that makes me think Affleck.

      • Miss M says:

        The title of the movie IS “by the sea” and that’s why i thought Brad Pitt too (above comment). But the very obvious choice is Ben Affleck.

      • KellyBee says:

        Lainey is obviously talking about Ben Affleck especially in the part where she says “she helped him rebuild his image” which is exactly what Jen did for Ben. Many people in the past have said Ben Afflecks image would never come back if he betraying his “perfect” wife and broken up his perfect family.

        having said that are any of the blinds at Lainey true or is it just made up BS..

      • Abbott says:

        Lainey’s blinds tend to end up being true. And then she gloats endlessly when they’re revealed.

        Eta: I’ll toss my hat in for Affleck. Even though By The Sea and OK are huge tip offs, I think Pitt and Jolie have an open relationship and she doesn’t care.

      • KellyBee says:

        @ Abbott

        Thanks for the info. I was wondering because a lot of what she wrote seems like titbits from articles in tabloid magazine about Jen and Ben lately.

        I dont see how Lainey saying “not even by the sea” is a huge tip off ?when besides those three words the whole rest of the write up points to Affleck.

        But just like in yesterday’s post I don’t see Jen leaving Ben.

      • Hautie says:

        @ Tiffany

        I had the same thought too. That it looked like Pitt… and still consider it a very real option.

        But with all the gossip sh*t…. that hit the fan in the last 48hours about Affleck and Co…. I suspect it is about him.

        Because if there is one thing Affleck does well…. is not giving a sh*t about blowing up his personal life.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        “I dont see how Lainey saying “not even by the sea” is a huge tip off ?when besides those three words the whole rest of the write up points to Affleck.”

        The word choice in blinds can be a clue to the subject. “By the Sea” is the name of a film directed by Jolie that starts her and Brad. I think some parts of the blind could also fit for J&B, but I am not sold on that idea.

        I tend to think that it is Affleck/Garner based on other parts of the blind. That is why I wrote “But then the description of the perfect mother and wife, his “temptations”….that makes me think Affleck. “

      • littlestar says:

        I don’t think I’ve ever read a Lainey blind that ended up being false. So I’m inclined to believe this one. Definitely has to be Affleck, especially after I googled his name and Nova Scotia. If he didn’t want a wife and family, he should have found another way to “rehabilitate” his “image”. I don’t think it’s Brad Pitt – even during his divorce to JA, his reputation has always been golden.

      • Samtha says:

        Re: “by the sea,” Ben was originally supposed to be in Manchester by the Sea with Matt Damon, but they both pulled out and Casey Affleck is in it instead. Perhaps a reference to that? I saw a LOT of talk about the Ben and Matt finally acting together again, before they dropped out.

      • Mia4S says:

        By the sea is a reference to Ben showing up in Nova Scotia (which is almost surrounded by the sea) for no apparent or given reason. Sorry I can’t link at the moment but google and you’ll have the story in two seconds. Plus he did the movie in Oklahoma and was rumoured to have had an affair there. It’s about him, I’m 100% sure.

  9. Mzizkrizten says:

    Those pics of Jessica Simspon’s daughter are cute and harmless. WTF are people freaking out about?

    • Mel M says:

      IDK, maybe if her account was private but it’s not. I’ve followed a few women on Instagram that deleted their public accounts after finding out that their children’s pictures were stolen off of it and featured on sick intagram accounts or websites. To each their own and I think the pics are cute but knowing what I know about the Internet and how some people may get innapropriate pleasure out of the pics I wouldn’t post them on a public account. That’s me though and I don’t have public accounts and rarely post pics of my children on private accounts either, I don’t have the time lol!

    • TX says:

      Child porn is a very sick but very real thing. Keep your kids off social media as long as you can! You never know who will end up with pics of your kids. Especially someone like jessica who has millions of followers

    • Samtha says:

      Beyonce posts pictures of her daughter all the time, and no one blinks at that. I really don’t get the big deal here.

  10. InvaderTak says:

    Or both. Atheists can be jerks too.

    • TotallyBiased says:

      I think it’s mostly trolls, with a few folk succumbing to the urge to return like for like and going too far the other way. The “Texas should have prayed for an ark” meme has been going around, but certainly has no place in the comments of an article about a teen’s unfortunate demise.

      • InvaderTak says:

        Not sure what happened to the comment I thought I was replying to, but that’s what i meant. That it’s probably both a-hole atheists and trolls.

    • Kitten says:

      ITA that atheists can be jerks too but the difference between atheist jerks and religious jerks is that atheist jerkiness isn’t wrapped under a cloak of sanctimony. Doesn’t change or excuse sh***y behavior but at least it’s cut and dry with jerky atheists.

  11. Sea Dragon says:

    So Courtney Stodden finally has a sex tape. I remember just a few short years ago when she said she’d NEVER, EVER do one. That’s not what she’s about for rill! Time passed and here we are.

    I hope she she survives the line of work she’s been in since she was 16. She deserves a chance to be free of the twisted handler/s running her life.
    Her Mom is a joke. A garbage disposal version of White Oprah who is the drugged up garbage disposal version of Pimp Kartrashian. Christian what? That woman better ask for forgiveness in every breathe since she and Daddy threw their daughter to the wolves.

  12. Kitten says:

    If you look at The Beast article, the comments section has some really cruel comments by people who are definitely atheists, or at the very least agnostic. But they’re just a**hole trolls who happen to not believe in God. If they were religious, they’d still be a**holes because that’s who they are. Still, the poor girl just died. How callous can you get?

  13. INeedANap says:

    I guess now that the Avengers press tour is over, there was no reason for Chrevans the Sorta Sometimes D0uche to continue faux-dating Nepotism Incarnate.

    Someone check on Minka Kelly, she might have collapsed from joy.

    (Man, I don’t know why I’m so mean today.)

    • Izzy says:

      That was along my line of thinking too: once Renner’s divorce drama was over, we saw and heard no more about Chrily the PR Couple. Almost confirms it was for show.

      Come and get me, Cap. I will hit Dat like a home run.

      • Dena says:

        That was my first thought, too. Avengers press tour over, Renner divorce out of the headlines, time for the fauxmance to end.

        @Izzy, I’ll arm wrestle you for him 😉

  14. Colette says:

    The people complaining about Jessica’s daughter remind me of the people who say don’t wear a short skirt because you may tempt a rapist.
    Courtney was on TMZ she says she will do a solo tape but not a sex tape with another person.

  15. Madpoe says:

    “NO! Jamie! NO!” – screamed my inner teen!

  16. Lucy says:

    All of Matthew Lewis is the Business!!!

  17. Susan says:

    Please Lindsay, for the sake of the World just keep out of the drivers seat!

  18. Veronica says:

    I like that Lindsay’s idea of hard work is putting in eight hours of work a day for a few weeks. I don’t know how anyone else suffers through that. 9_9

  19. FLORC says:

    I’m pretty excited Collins is back with Jamie. Only because it means there’s likely City of Ashes in the works! Though they hopefully hired a new team of writers.