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For me, the one saving grace in this often messed up world is that Paris Hilton hasn’t reproduced. Sure there’s war and famine and all sorts of horrendous, tragic things. But I cling to that little bit of consolation that comes with the knowledge that Hilton isn’t currently messing up an innocent child’s life. This means something to me. And stupid Doug Reinhardt is about to take it all away. Over the course of the last two years, Paris has done little more than party, strut around L.A., and talk about how much she wants a baby. And Doug seems to be the first man willing to give her one.
Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”
[From In Touch]
Can you imagine anything more upsetting than a bunch of mini Parises? I feel physically ill. And not in that funny “oh she’s just exaggerating to prove a point” sort of way. But like I might actually spend the day retching. None of Paris’ exes ever told the press they wanted to have babies with her. Presumably because they all wanted at least a semi-fit mother for their children. And not someone who collects living things and discards them when she’s bored.
If nothing else, Paris and Doug are a good match. They’re both sorta-pretty if you don’t think about it too hard. They want the same things. And they’re equally dumb. True, it gives their kids no shot at having an I.Q. above 91. But at least they’ll be pleasant to look at and know how to walk in high heels. And isn’t that what matters?
Here’s Paris (with her latest new puppy) meeting up with Kathy Griffin (and 1,234 paparazzi) to shop at Kitson yesterday. Images thanks to WENN .
Written by JayBird
Posted in Babies, Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton
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22 Responses to “Doug Reinhardt says he wants to have babies with Paris Hilton”
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Reinhart is a nobody, so OF COURSE he wants to have kids with Paris Hilton - it will assure a paycheck for him for the rest of his life without him having to do anything for it. I think that’s a pretty smart move on his part.
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One more word: NOOOOO! If you all think OctoMom is loco, lemme just assure you that Paris Hilton breeding is a far scarier thought!
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You want a baby with Paris? For her looks or for her last name, huh, Doug?
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One more thing, Doug is a baby in diapers himself. At 23, what can he possibly know about raising a child?
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Ummm .. I think I just threw up in my mouth … gross … Paris reproducing … hmmmm will she treat the baby like one of her many neglected pets???
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ahh…isn’t that sweet
and just think, she’ll have no problems with the birth….
the kid’ll just get right on up, grab his silver spoon & walk right out of that cave of a vagina!
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She’s been ran thru more times then 1 would care to know…how can any man actually take her seriously??? She’s so disgusting
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what does this mean, “clean-cut father”?
well, babies aren’t born with piercings or tattoos, so not sure what that’s all about.
i find this laughable. paris and doug procreating, and it isn’t even friday.
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I hope he treats her well and she finally finds the love she has been looking for.
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whatever.
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Shelly Shellz: many men “ran thru” her, so what ?
Do you think there’s a limit on the number of men one woman should be intimate with ? If you do, does that limit also apply to men ?
If she had had only a few lovers, that wouldn’t make her a better mother at all !
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She’s been partying since she was 16 or 17 so that’s 11 or 12 years. I think she is sizing up her image and realizing that it is time to create a new one. She’ll be following in her mother’s footsteps. I feel sorry for any children she produces, though. Look how badly she’s treated her pets.
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She’s going to get awfully tired of carrying the little crying, screaming tyke around in her purse while she shops for hours on end though.
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LOL! She looks like a Peter Pan reject with that haircut.
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Oh great, now we will see her baby in her purse instead of her dog. GREAT mom.
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And I can’t wait to change my last name too! Doug Hilton sounds SO GOOD!
And in the name of all thing holy…Paris Hilton should never breed. It’s the seventh sign of the apocalypse.
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Nooooooooooooooooo please no!!!!
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Earth to Paris: Joanna Lumley already rocked that hair-do way more than you and your orange arms could ever do.
Purdey from The New Avengers 4eva
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Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/famous-for-being-famous/19710;_ylt=Aqgr1.9LrIDNFaEwHAmvQJmrpxx.;_ylv=3
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Someone slap him in the head - seriously!!
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They are a very sweet couple!
Doug Reinhardt comes from a wealthy family himself and is no fortune hunter.
And Paris is a nice girl, people should know better than to believe crazy tabloid lies.
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