Britney Spears in Davidson Zanine at the ESPYs: ice-skater fug or adorable?

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Britney Spears came out to the ESPYs, y’all! This was Brit-Brit’s first red carpet since she split with Charlie Ebersol. To her credit, Britney seems to be taking the breakup in stride. She deleted all of the photos of Charlie from her social media, she went home to Louisiana for some rest and relaxation and who knows? She might have even tried to find a boyfriend at the ESPYs. Britney’s dress is by Davidson Zanine. It’s very ice-skater-chic.

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I’ve seen so many sites talking about how Halle Berry looked amazing at the ESPYs. Really? Don’t get me wrong, she’s a beautiful woman, but I remember when she used to own the red carpet with show-stopping looks. This minidress did not impress me. It looks like… something Britney Spears would wear?

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Give the people what they want… and what they want is MOAR GRONK.

Here’s Rhonda Rousey in a great cocktail dress. I watched her interview on HBO Sports a month ago and I was SO impressed with her. She’s well-spoken, compassionate and very, very fan-friendly. She’s also ambitious and a major ass-kicker. Love her!

Alex Rodriguez came out for the show – I did not find him very impressive at all.

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  1. ldub says:

    Rhonda Rousey will knock a b*tch out.

    • Elyse says:

      Love Rhonda.

      Love Britney too, but good grief, she needs a new makeup artist. The eyes…blech.

    • Audrey says:

      I’m normally not a fan of her. But keeping Mayweather’s abuse in the spotlight makes me happy. Stop giving abusers a pass, society

      • QQ says:

        Oh Yeah Rhonda PWNED that ass In the actual red carpet

        Yeah No To that Britney Dress BTW that was Tragic/passe and definitely full on Trolling for a New Boo Looks

    • Michelle says:

      God that’s funny…but you know it’s true. I bet she doesn’t even have to take off her earrings to do it either!

  2. Murphy says:

    Brit’s dress/bod/shoes all look great, its the tired racoon eyes that ruin it. Sigh.

    • Kate says:

      Brit’s eyes do look super tired!! They need a little pick me up, maybe Kim k style lol

      I love Brit, but her smile is annoying. She never genuinely smiles or laughs. She smiles to where she looks like she’s gritting her teeth down and laughs so you can count them ( and her chewing gum)

  3. OSTONE says:

    All the dresses here are a loss to me.

    • Hawkeye says:

      Agreed, basically all of them look like repurposed skating outfits.

      • TeaAndSympathy says:

        In 2015, repurposing is a good thing, though, yeah?

        Is it just me, or is Britney not ageing well? I’ve got a soft spot for her.

      • Hawkeye says:

        Good point on repurposing, I retract my comment! I also have a huge soft spot for her, and agree with you, the years have not been kind to her.

  4. Bridget says:

    Remember when people thought that A Rod was a really good looking, nice guy? How times change.

    Rousey looks great.

    • Aussie girl says:

      Yes @ Bridget I was thinking the same about A rod, he had the ladies falling over him. Oh Brit Brit, there is no way in hell that she pays someone to do her hair and make up…. Seriously what happened..?

      • Bridget says:

        I’m from Seattle, and I remember when he first came up (many years ago!) and people kept talking about how he was the cute one. And now the douche is just written across his face.

  5. Loopy says:

    Britneys make up is not so cute, why so racoonish, Halle looks great but her hair is terrible so it detracts from the outfit,she should go back to short.

  6. Wooley says:

    I love Britney but why does her face look so drastically different? Nose job?

    • OrigialTessa says:

      Something is different. She’s lost her looks so drastically.

    • Hawkeye says:

      It might be, but she also looks more spaced out than usual.

    • GingerCrunch says:

      Age, my Dear. Happens to the best of us!

    • Kingsbury says:

      Bad, bad makeup. She wears more eyeliner than a Middleton and she relies on contouring for some reason – which is silly, she has beautiful bone structure and doesn’t need contouring.

    • Lady D says:

      I I stared at her pic in the Daily Mail last night for a few moments trying to figure out what happened to her face. I don’t think it’s just age. I was hoping the clever ladies here might be able to tell me what is so radically different about Brit.

    • Nikki L. says:

      She’s had fillers around her mouth. She’s starting to get that waxy, Joker-faced look.

  7. Qat says:

    I think all three of the dresses shown are unattractive with Berry’s being the worst of the lot. All three women are attractive, no doubt, but these short, tight and revealing dresses are bleah.

  8. Kitten says:

    GRONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. GingerCrunch says:

    Hey, Kaiser…well-crafted joke about Halle lookin’ like Britney!!!
    Lolz

  10. INeedANap says:

    Ronda Rousey should have worn Rachel McAdam’s outfit. She could def pull off a sexy red suit.

  11. Quinn says:

    Halle Berry is finally aging…what hope do the rest of us have???!!! …sobs!!!

    Britney looks pretty darn bad…she just lost the sparkle and don’t think it’s coming back this lifetime. Very sad. The muddy eye shadow is no help.

    Women (AND professional makeup artists..Lord!) need to understand that at some point- and it’s a different one for every woman- the smoky eye looks too harsh.

  12. georgia says:

    I love Gronk!

  13. PinaColada says:

    I guess I’m alone here. I thought Halle looked awesome! I liked her hair, her dress- none of it would work on me but she really caught my attention!

  14. Michelle says:

    I would climb the Gronk like a tree!! He is HAWT!!

  15. trishy says:

    It’s July, right? What’s with the ” Morticia Addams, Ice Dancer” dress on Halle?

  16. Betti says:

    Poor Brit – the makeup was terrible, outfit was OK. She looks like Pam Anderson in a few of those shots. She’s normally stop on with the makeup.

    But i still love Brit Brit – what she lacked in vocal talent (compared to Christina, Jessica Simpson) she made up for in dancing and charisma. The girl had the mysterious X factor – she oozed it.

  17. kimbers says:

    Brit looks pretty!! 🙂

  18. Zigggy says:

    Love Ronda! I think it’s a bit silly how she thinks she can beat any man now, but she’s still awesome.

  19. serena says:

    Halle Berry needs to cut her hair short again, or at least take off those awful bangs and that beachy-wave effect.