Last week, we learned that Louis Tomlinson had impregnated a young lady described – in so many words – as a casual hook-up, possibly a friend with benefits. They were not going out in any kind of official capacity. In fact, it seems more like Briana Jungwirth was one of at least four women that Louis banged within a month’s time and even then, I think the Daily Mail was being conservative with that estimate.
Last we heard, Louis was really concerned that this baby was going to end up costing him $15 million or more. I don’t really believe that it would cost him that much, realistically, but it will cost him a pretty penny. That is, it will cost him if the kid is really his. It’s never too early to begin maligning your baby-mama!
In Touch magazine has learned new details about the woman, Briana Jungwirth, who’s three months pregnant with Louis Tomlinson’s child. According to sources, Briana may have dubious motives for having this baby. She reportedly claims to be a stylist but has unsuccessfully tried beauty school and waitressing.
“Now she barely does anything except lie by the pool and fight with her stepdad — she has screaming fits in their apartment and all the neighbors hear it,” the source tells In Touch magazine. “She’s also had a lot of boyfriends and had sex with one of them in the Jacuzzi at her complex — the whole place heard them. No one wanted to go in the hot tub after that.”
Her parent’s behavior is just as troubling.
“Briana’s mom, Tammi, has always wanted to be famous and feels this is her big break,” the source tells In Touch.
A friend of Briana’s adds that “Tammi’s been bragging to anyone who’ll listen about her ‘One Direction baby.’”
Still, “[Louis] vowed to support her and the child,” says a 1D source, adding that his legal team has insisted on a DNA test first.
“Briana’s not very maternal and has even previously told people she doesn’t want kids.”
She’s 23, she’s a party girl, she doesn’t have a real career, she brags about banging famous boy-banders and her mom has always been thirsty. Yes… I’ll actually believe all of that. Because it sounds like what a lot of people were like when they were in their late teens/early 20s. And if Brianna really is carrying Louis’s baby, then I hope he has to pay big-time. I think you can establish paternity with an amniocentesis, right? When do you think Brianna will get one of those? Or do you think she’s already had one and that’s why Louis admitted publicly that he knocked her up? As for the “she’s not maternal” thing – she’s going to get maternal in a hurry, I guarantee.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
No graduation day for you….beauty school dropout
Missed your midterms and flunked shampooooo
Beat me to it! Now its stuck.
Yep, now I can’t get
“La
La la la
La la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la…”
Out of my head.
Ha, awesome. I started singing that song when I saw the headline..
Beauty school drop out
Go back to high schoooooool
Me too! Lol…I quote Grease any chance I get.
Hahahahaha
Beauty school drop out who got knocked up by a stupid millionaire dude and now will never have to go back to high school. The baby will keep the money rolling in for the next 18 years.
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school…..
She won though, got the rich guy to get her pregnant and her future is secure for the next 20 years. He’s the stupid one really for not protecting himself. They don’t like wearing condoms but the trade off is a very expensive one that lasts for a long time.
What ever happened to the male birth control pill? There was talk of that years ago. Perfect for no-condom-wearing millionaires.
A beauty school dropout? Thanks, Kaiser, now I”ll have this in my head all morninng.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njSQVLDl3-s
He looks so strung out in all of those photos.
I think 1D may be on the verge of oblivion.
Oh I think the writing is on the wall there. Save that money, boys. Well, except for you Louis. You need to pay for that baby.
Billboard or Forbes just announced yesterday that they have the highest grossing tour of the year so far, which I was surprised to learn because all of the articles about their tour have talked about how they haven’t sold out the stadiums in the US and Canada and it’s all doom and gloom.
I do think they’re coming up on their expiration date though. Simon Cowell basically announced they’re breaking up after this 5th album (he said they’ve earned a break and he hopes that they’ll all want to come back as a group after a break but it’s up to them).
Yes- there was a groupon for tickets to their concert here in Vancouver.
They are playing at Gillette Stadium, I am taking my daughter to see them there in September, it is not sold out, but gone are the days of the true sold out venues. When floor seats are being offered on Stub Hub for 3800.00, they will never sell out. 90% capacity is the new sold out. But with a capacity of 68,000, 90% sell out is a shit ton of people there.
It is really kind of sad, I saw a ton of concerts when I was a kid, U2, Police, Sting, Eric Clapton and could get awesome seats for under 100.00, hell under 50.00. But now 100.00 seats are in the nose bleeds, 150 yards from the stage.
Taylor Swift is playing at Gillette this weekend and tickets are still available, if you are willing to pay 300.00 a ticket for nose bleeds and 1000.00 a ticket for kind of crappy seats.
Best concert ever? Michael. Jackson. It was InSANE!
Ever since someone pointed out how much Louis looks like a young Norman Reedus I have a tiny, unwanted attraction towards him *hangs head in shame*
That may have been me! 😀
And he totally does, doesn’t he?
Yes! When you see it you can’t unsee it 😀
Could not care less about One Direction…but I am here for the best article headline ever!
I take it she had the dream but not the drive?
Oh and tough luck young man, wrap it up or pay the price.
Same here.
I don’t care how opportunistic she is…that little vulture is about to get PAID, LOL.
I feel sorry for him, we all made mistakes when we were younger, at least those of us who are females could terminate a pregnancy rather than being eternally stuck in joint parenthood with the worst person you ever made the mistake of having sex with.
He was stupid but the punishment is heftier than any female would be expected to pay outside of the religious right mentality.
I agree to a point but when will guys learn that they are just as responsible for protecting themselves as women are? The days of them just walking away are long gone. I say this as a friend of several guys who have children with women who are an absolute nightmare (and as a woman I hate saying that but they make me ashamed of my gender). It seems like there’s still this stupid attitude of “it’ll never happen, and I’m not the one who’ll get pregnant so I can move on”. You can’t, you are connected to that persons life for better or worse forever. I even have friends who have children with women but wont marry them because they don’t like the idea of commitment…having a child is the biggest commitment you can do with someone.
I dunno but as a woman who grew up with my parents constantly telling me to be careful etc. don’t parents of boys do the same?
I have 3 young boys and I definitely will have that discussion with them. I don’t want to be tied to a crazy girl through a grandchild myself!
This happened in my family. The baby mama was in and out of the mental hospital and was actually a threat to the baby’s safety when she had him. The fights and threats and scares were endless. Fortunately she signed adoption papers because there was no big money for her to get!
Condoms. I don’t care if it “doesn’t feel as good”. You know what else doesn’t feel good? Being a parent before you’re ready and especially with a woman you don’t actually like.
Sadly the onus of birth control is on the woman in our culture, but I’m glad there’s some parents out there who see sense and talk to boys about their (equal) responsibility in preventing unplanned babies. And disease. That doesn’t feel good either.
Yep, I have a seventeen y.o. son and we’ve had this conversation for several years now — that he’s just as responsible and can have long term consequences from unprotected sex, just like the girl will. Not to mention exposure to STDs as a risk in addition to unwanted pregnancy.
Pregnancy is an expected consequence of having unprotected sex. If Louis wasn’t ready to have a baby or if he didn’t trust this girl to be on the pill/shot/implant, he should’ve wrapped it up. This situation is nobody’s fault but his own.
isnt the same argument used by pro life advocates?
Pro-life, pro-choice…isn’t everybody for less unwanted pregnancies? Take responsibility for yourself – male OR female.
@Ronda
I’m a firm believer that women should have the right to terminate a pregnancy, and no where in my comment did you see anything saying otherwise.
It is important that both men and women exercise responsibility with regards to their sex lives. Louis didn’t do that here, obviously. He’s famous, has women throwing themselves at him, and is sitting on a small fortune. If he didn’t want a child (and support payments to go with), he should have taken the necessary steps to protect himself instead of leaving pregnancy prevention entirely in the hands of a casual hookup.
Msmlnp and Goats are both exactly right, safe sex is the responsibility of both partners. Wrapping it up is also a way to protect your health, not just prevent unwanted pregnancies.
It’s both their faults, either out of ignorance or just thinking that it wouldn’t happen to them. She didn’t get knocked up all by herself here.
We don’t know for sure he didn’t use a condom. Condoms do fail occasionally.
I don’t, at all. I feel sorry for the baby.
Agree Naddie. The baby is a bargaining chip.
I feel sorry for the baby. Especially if it has to live with hearing comments like yours. Imagine growing up thinking you were a mistake that ruined your father’s life, that you should have been aborted to spare hime inconvenience and expense. The conception may have been accidental but the resulting child deserves respect. I strongly support every woman’s right to choose. I also feel that every abortion is the taking of a life. Until that life no longer depends on the good will of its host its right to life is second to her right to control her body. But deluding ourselves into thinking that abortion is just another form of birth control hurts everyone involved. Men, be it the father or a politician or a preacher, do not and should not have any say in the matter. So if a man does not want a baby they need to use a condom, after that they loose control of the situation.
No one said the baby should be aborted to spare him inconvenience or that it’s ruining his life. What I read was he should have thought of the consequences BEFORE he stuck his pen in the most convenient ink well, because that’s what appears to have happened. This baby wasn’t conceived out of love, and I feel badly if the poor child won’t have parents equipped to raise him/her properly. I’m more concerned about that than public opinion.
I think you’re taking a comment to mean much more than it did.
I see what you’re saying, and if anything that should be a reason why males/boys have to be more careful than females when it comes to having sex with an occasional partner.
AREN, agreed! It must be terrifying for young men that they don’t get a choice if a condom breaks. It also doesn’t help our cause at all for men to feel threatened by women who can “trap” them into 18 years of legal obligation following a one night stand. And I’m horrified that women are still doing this. While I don’t think men should have a say in abortion (that’s still the inalienable right of a woman) they should get a say in whether the baby becomes their legal responsibility, and have some legal ability to compell a young, financially irresponsible woman into choosing adoption if she opts not to abort.
Betty Rose, what you’re saying would take us back decades. We’d have a generation of deadbeat dads. There is always the risk of a condom breaking or failing and the result is pregnancy and a baby. If men can’t understand that and take responsibility in that event, they shouldn’t be having sex.
KB, to the contrary, the men’s rights movement is currently trying to take us back decades by focusing on denying women birth control and abortion. As a feminist, I try to also support the right of men to enjoy their sexuality without being trapped into parenthood. Part of that is teaching boys that birth control is their responsibility too. But mistakes happen even under the best of circumstances. Women have the option of an abortion, but men don’t. So they should have some legal rights to not be trapped at 20 into parenthood. Preaching abstinence is pointless (and sets us back decades). Men’s rights activists confused the issue by trying to limit women’s rights, which is the wrong approach. Men should have legal rights to opt out of parenthood that do not infringe on a woman’s rights. That would significantly reduce deadbeat dad syndrome.
So where in all that are the kids left? I can’t think it would be anywhere good.
I think they must be pretty sure its his, his people certainly would make sure of that, they must get a lot of paternity claims as a means to get money or by stalkers.
Who knows whether it’s his – all that’s been confirmed is that they were getting it on on a semi regular basis. They’ll have to wait until later in the pregnancy to confirm paternity.
Am sure we’ll be getting all the sordid details soon when she sells her story to the highest bidder.
There’s apparently now a DNA test that can be done at 8 weeks. Not sure how it’s done but it’s out there. So it’s possible he already does know the baby is his.
Interesting. Found this:(…) analyzing the baby’s DNA found naturally in the mother’s bloodstream. This test requires only a simple blood collection from the mother and alleged father and can be performed any time after the 8th week of pregnancy.
The mother can refuse paternity tests until the baby is born. Court ordered DNA tests can only happen after the birth it seems.
If it really is his baby they could have EASILY hidden it until after the birth. Not like this random girl is famous in any way. I call stunt on this. Why this girl, why this stunt, I’m not sure. The silence from all official sources and his camp is suspicious though!
I’ve had that test. It’s called the Harmony, and it can detect Downs, Patau, Edwards etc by extracting fetal DNA from the mother’s blood – so no risks as with amnio or cv. If it can provide an analysis of individual fetal chromosomes, I imagine establishing paternity must be a cinch.
I’m proud to say that I don’t know a single 1D song. In fact, all I know of them is through the tabloids, much like Rita Oh-Right.
Please let me be the second member of your club!
Me either! I usually ignore all their nonsense, but this story could get interesting.
The only one I know is ‘Story of my life’ and I actually like it LOL
Joining the club.
I have no sympathy for him. He shoul have wrapped it up before getting with a groupie. Now he has to pay up.
That’s quite the hit piece on this person. It’s amazing that she was able to conceive ALL ON HER OWN. Did Louis not have any say in having sex with her? Was he Cosbyed or what?
He wasn’t even there. She’s a sorceress and got herself pregnant by him simply by listening to a 1D song.
Oh… I thought they drank from the same cup.
I bet it was story of my life!
Yeah, my thoughts exactly Kiddo. The heavy handed slant of this article made my skin crawl. Apparently the girl is a thirsty slut and her mom is just as bad, if not worse. No bad words for the poor henpecked stepdad.
Could they be any more obvious? Sigh.
Almost sounds like someone is laying the groundwork to declare this woman a “unfit mother” . This will get messy
I’m so disappointed that the narrative on this doesn’t surprise me in the least. I thought the initial “announcement” was pretty classy and then of course everything went to sh*t because blonde!, party girl!, lives with her parents!, gold digger WHORE!, stage mom! …. I could go on. It’s so predictable and compared to the “he’s going to take care of her and the baby” fluff it makes me sad. Are we never going to move past this?
The only thing we know for sure is that these two were beyond stupid with the lack of contraception. Which, in my opinion, is the most worrisome aspect in all of this.
If you turn this narrative around, it makes Louis sound like a complete douche in seeking out a young woman who has a dysfunctional family, failed occupations, and who is vulnerable to gestures of attention from a famous guy. In other words, someone who is radically insecure, and easy prey for a roll in the sack.
Very true, but that’s a much less sexy article, Kiddo. Showing sympathy for a young, starry-eyed, soon to be unwed mother?? The very thought!
I’d start ducking now, if I were you…the 1D pitchforks could be coming any second…
I’d speculate he didn’t know anything about her when he had sex with her, except what she looked like and that she was willing.
Well, who else would you expect to essentially be a starf*cker and essentially down for some casual unprotected sex with a famous dude who you KNOW is out banging other women? I’m doubtful that a stable, well-adjusted girl with a full life of her own would put herself in this position in the first place. Yes, it happens, but not nearly as often as what you describe.
@Wren you would be surprised. I used to work in publishing for a very well known mag and the stories i heard of normal young girls with boyfriends who would throw themselves at male celebs at events. The younger they were they more excitable they got and it became a status thing for them, bragging to their mates that they snogged/whatever so and so and to be fair they were in jobs where they didn’t get out and about and meet celebs etc.. so alcohol mixed with over excitement is a recipe for disaster. I witnessed it myself at one event – one poor guy (who shall remain nameless) wasn’t interested and I had to intervene and rescue him.
I guess I would be surprised because neither myself nor my friends behaved like that, even when we were very young and stupid.
Seriously. A 23(?)-years old who has boyfriends and said she didn’t want kids? That’s the worst they can come up with?? blergh.
C’mon, the neighbours in her complex even heard her having sex!! Gasp, shock, faint!!
A 23 year old who has tried a few careers, & found they weren’t for her, she must be a gold digger. She must have planned this pregnancy for a pay day. Because thats what all 23 year olds who hook up are doing… Sometimes people make mistakes, as in have unprotected sex, without an agenda.
It sounded as if a 1D fan wrote it or it was lifted off a Tumblr page.
Very sad for that child… That’s my only thought… A child deserves to be loved and taking care of and this one seems he/she is in with a tough beginning with a mother like that…
Why place blame on her? just because he has $ (now) doesn’t make him any more fit for a child than her.
I always thought that these 1D guys have “douchebag” written in their foreheads. All of them.
So…..is she gonna go back to High School?
Toody-lol. I was so thinking that!
I don’t think they do amnios on women under 35 unless there is a medical risk with the baby (like DS etc.) so she most likely didn’t have one, and if she will have one, it’s only at like 20+ weeks, but it does state paternity. But then again with his money I’m sure he can pay for her to have an amnio tomorrow if he’d like.
You can have a CVS (Chronic Villus Sampling) test at 12 weeks, it will look for chromosomal abnormalities and also can be used to test DNA.
My daughter had the “Maternity 21” (I may not be entirely accurate on the spelling or name) after an early ultrasound indicated possible anatomical features characteristic of Down’s. The test was DNA-based and very expensive. My understanding is that it can be administered as early as 10 weeks. Baby was normal, btw.
I guess this pretty much blows the whole “1D’s management found and paid this woman to pretend she’s carrying Louis’ child in order to make him appear straight and hide his epic one tru wuv with Harry” theory out of the water.
Come on. She’s 23 and they met when he had his bodyguard pick her up in a club to give to him like she was a takeout pizza. What did he expect he’d be getting, Florence Nightingale?
God, this is gross. I love it when the men are always Jamie Lee Curtis in all of the Halloween movies, trying to run from the scary lady, and tripping over their sheer white nightgown. Please, just stop! Maybe she’s a schemer, maybe not. Time will tell. But as for this new’info”…methinks I spotted Simon Cowell’s fuzzy moobs.
She’s a failed waitress. What the? I don’t understand. Whatever, baby-momma. Go get his money.
Poor child born into this mess, not truly wanted by either parent (if all this is true).
Let’s just be real for a second – if this was true, do you really think they would use the narrative they have? That it was a mistake, a one night stand? Even though One Direction are in the process of rebranding, their tween/teen girl audience is still relevant. Their team has been silent, his bandmates have been silent, and his family, who are very active on Twitter, have been silent. But hey, we all know Louis’ name now (I will continue to say this as long as it’s relevant).
lol You sound like this has never happened before in real life or in the world of celebrity. There’s nothing odd about this story. It happened before and will happen again. It’s what happens when you go out clubbing and sleep with whatever and are stupid about using a condom. What are the people around him supposed to say? Congrats on knocking someone up that you really don’t know. Years ago people were sent away quietly when these things happened.
Their team hasn’t been silent. Their team has said “no comment.”
Their team has had no trouble denying false things in the past. Louis himself is not shy on social media when someone has said something false about himself, fans, or the band. If some groupie and her fame hungry mother were selling stories using his name to the press, he’d be all over it denying it. His silence makes me think it’s true.
Given how awful and entitled the 1D fandom often is about Louis and Harry standing next to women, I imagine Louis is going to be very very careful about how to proceed with Briana and a baby. The death threats and other awful things thrown at his ex Eleanor, probably make Louis very nervous about confirming a baby publicly. The 1D fandom doesn’t just keep their ish to the internet. They cross over into actually acting on their batshit ramblings to prove they’re right.
He was just dating Eleanor and fans tried to get her kicked out of University and harassed the Dean and her professors to prove she was real and not a triplet (no joke). And they’ve only gotten more entitled since then. Who knows what they’d do about a confirmed baby. They’re already wishing a miscarriage on the girl and it hasn’t even been confirmed.
Louis is no prize either. He can’t even sing. I don’t understand how he got selected to be in the group when he really has zero talent. He just got lucky. If it wasn’t for X Factor, this kid would probably be working at Burger King himself. Why attack the female? He willingly slept with her on more than one occasion. I only feel sorry for the child being born.
Have to disagree with the statement that he cannot sing. His voice is like an angel when accompanies others and his solos have a totally unique sound that adds beautifully to all the songs. These guys have great voices together.
Also (not to you but the entire comments section) neither Louis, his family or anyone outside of the girl’s family have commented-Simon Cowell maybe did but he may use that for denialbility if this turns around.
I’m rather amazed , and confused, as to why every one here seems to think Louis is guilty as hell. No one here has heard of golddiggers? The entire photo op and scene at the hotel later appears to be professionally set up and I’m guessing the family is a bunch of opportunists. I’m holding my harsher wordsuntil I hear facts though cause up to now we have nothing.
None of them can sing. They’re as manufactured as the Spice Girls. They know nothing about music. Cannot write songs. The people who follow this fake band need an education. They never sing live and what people think is live is always a back up track that has been tweaked in a recording studio.
Okay so none of what you said is true. They’ve all written at least one song (not sure about Zayn but the current band all have at least one song that is majorly written by them) and they can all play at least one instrument although only Niall plays on stage.
They do sing live. You can tell when they run out of breath or go off-tune or one isn’t singing in the chorus.
At the end of the day they’re just a boyband, but they’re a talented, hard working group. And I don’t even like most of their music, just going on SNL performances and wikipedia.
Agreeing with Dana, I like some of their songs but not proudly, they’re a boy band after all. They perform them with some variations and I think two of them have a song writing business together and the one who quit was a bit frustrated that the ones he wrote rarely got recorded bc they didn’t fit the 1D style.
Yes, but he would have never failed at being a Burger king employee like this Briana sl*t. /sarcasm
Probably not even his kid. Men can be so dumb!!!
omg, WRAP IT UP, people. you can all afford condoms.
Yes, wrap up the package. But if he’s sleeping with everyone city to city, it was bound to happen.
I feel bad for Louis…..because he was so damned stupid in this situation. He is stuck forever (well 18 years) with this fame whore and her family.
And yeah – yell at me if you want – but I believe every negative thing I read about her. The entire damned situation was fishy from the start. He was with Eleanor Calder for four years and no pregnancy – now this hit-and-run turns up with child…. Yep – she is laughing all the way to the bank. Just wondering if she said that she was on the pill and he was drunk enough/dumb enough/horny enough to believe her or if the condom was defective???? Because surely he didn’t ride bareback.
He was probably high.
I don’t know if she set out to get pregnant intentionally. In all of their pictures out clubbing and leaving clubs they’re both drunk out of their minds. Could be a case of incorrectly used protection that resulted in a baby.
Could she be using her pregnancy for a pay day? Possibly. Not sure I’m willing to ascribe motives to Briana yet since she really hasn’t done or said anything. She didn’t go to the press and accept money for an interview after sleeping with Louis, like Zayn’s ONS all have. She didn’t go to the press when she turned up pregnant. She’s stayed rather low key. Could be she’s playing the long game with Louis, who knows, only time will tell.
In my experience, it’s almost always the guy who doesn’t want to use condoms, not the woman.
Louis and Eleanor had been dating for years so it’s likely they used pill or something. The girl who got pregnant wasn’t in a relationship so she probably wasn’t using anything and if he didn’t want to wear a condom, I can see how a young, star struck woman would be willing to go along with it.
Makes them both stupid, but it doesn’t mean she got pregnant on purpose or is some gold digger.
Louis was and is in a position of power here, he could have wrapped it up and I’m sure she would have been willing to go along with anyways.
Come on now, he’s not new to the scene – if we’re all aware of the potential gold digger trap he’s heard it before too. If he was dumb enough to not take the proper precautions that’s on him, he’s not some angelic innocent.
We’ve seen it time and again — getting pregnant is no guarantee for a check anymore. A lot of these women have lost their kids to the fathers. So she better clean up her act.
Can we not do this to this girl, really. Because its gross. I mean, he was not forced. Did anyone really expect Louis to catch a Rhodes Scholar – for real? Or any woman who had her shit together, that was happily agreeing to sleep with him on his hit it and quit it road stops. No. He chose this type of chick. She’s a party girl, its what he signed up for bc HE’s a party boy. He’s just a rich one… and so on some level he agreed to all that comes with knocking her up. Musicians sleeping with Roadies and having kids has been going on since the fifties… ask Elvis or Rod Stewarts kids – all seven. She’s 23 and so is he… and to be honest, I don’t think much higher of him either.
She’s a party girl with no real job? Oh, in that case PREGNANCY REVOKED!
Ugh poor baby. I remember when Christiano Ronaldo got some random English girl pregnant and he did something to get custody of his son. Either paid off the mother or maybe the woman was an unfit mother, who knows. The details were scant and the whole thing was sketchy and it seems like Christiano’s mother mostly raises her grandson.
Point is if Briana is as horrible as she sounds, Louis could do the same thing. Though I don’t know what he’s be like as a dad.
General consenus among Ronaldo followers I think is that she took a hefty sum for full custody & silence. I don’t think this chick would agree to the second condition….
Louis is supposedly very good around children-his mom had twins not too long ago herself. even Barbara Walters was surprised when all the guys in ID said they wanted children-Louis’s response was 100% that he anted children! Also his own father abandoned him at 2 years of age and has recently tried slithering into his life again now that Louis has fame and fortune…so hopefully Louis would really not want to repeat his father’s mistakes-I hope!
I went to 1D concert last year with my daughter. Going again this year in September. I like their music and the show was phenomenal.
Taking my daughter in September, it will be her first concert, she is so excited.
“She’s also had a lot of boyfriends ”
That witch!1!!!11one
he is gay. this just confirms it. the baby isn’t his and she just knew she could get the attention.
LOLTUMBLR
Yes, because Louis is so known for holding his tongue when people are trying to use him for attention.
I said this in the last post, but I still don’t know who this child is and why he is wearing a rug. And no, Im not gonna read anything and find out.
Let’s be real here – this boy is just not cute. He has more of a weasel face than Bradley Cooper. He looks short and scrawny. Not more than 130 lbs. Just not handsome or masculine in the least bit…if he wasn’t famous, he wouldnt be able to get drunk chicks on the bar circuit in London. Just no. The tan kid that left, now he is a different story.
And he still draws on his body with Sharpies…
Gold digger & opportunist. Until proven otherwise.
This looks like a set-up for a “Louis is not the real father” storyline. Girl has multiple partners, there are multiple candidates, some other guy is the lucky winner.
In the meantime, everyone’s talking about Louis.
Typical Simon Cowell. Remember when he arranged a fake boyfriend for Adam Lambert to cover up Adam’s real relationship?
And she still won the spermination lottery .
Amazing how the first thing that happens is character assassination of the woman. What about him? He is irresponsible. Indeed, the blame can be laid entirely on him. He had a choice not to sleep with her.
What about the story of him having sex with four other women around that time? It seems like they are both being characterized as careless party sluts. From my perspective he looks the worst. He had money, other opportunities, should have known better.
Dear Famous and Rich Men/Boys,
Women will forever be trying to get knocked up with your kid. Why would you ever trust a woman you barely know that she’s got birth control covered and doesn’t have an STD? Why can’t you just wear condoms?
Love,
Your Mother
PS: This goes for you too ladies. Condoms always in casual flings.