People: Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux got secretly married (update)

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Update: Sources confirmed to People Magazine that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux did in fact get secretly married at what was supposed to be his birthday party. This has not been confirmed by Jennifer’s rep yet though!

Did Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux just get secretly married? That’s what TMZ is wondering today – go here to see TMZ’s photos of Aniston’s Bel Air property. It seems like Aniston went all out to throw some kind of huge party (or something) on the property and it might have been wedding-y? Wedding-ish?

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had a surprise wedding at their Bel Air mansion last night — OR they just threw a massive birthday party that had all the fixings of a wedding. Our sources say Jen told friends she was throwing a surprise 44th bday bash for Justin. Friends like Howard Stern, Chelsea Handler and Lisa Kudrow showed up. But the cake we spotted going into the house on Wednesday afternoon looks awful wedding-ish.

It had TWO muppet-like characters — male and female — on the top. If it was just a birthday party for Justin … why have 2 people on the cake?

Second major clue — an actual man of the cloth! A pastor WITH bible in hand was spotted walking into the house. Who blesses a birthday party?

And we’re told a giant shed was built over the past week to hide all the furniture and party supplies — which were set up in the backyard yesterday afternoon. They also had their pool covered to create more walking space in the backyard.

Whatever went down, our sources say Jen went to great lengths to keep it under wraps — staffers’ phones were confiscated all week leading up to the event, and no parking was allowed near the property. Mazel tov?

[From TMZ]

Considering Justin “proposed” to Jennifer on HIS birthday, I think it’s possible that Jennifer would organize a wedding around his birthday party too. I also think it’s possible that she just went all out for what was a surprise birthday. Hell, I don’t know. I’ve been saying these two would split this year, so if they did get secret-married, it would genuinely surprise me. Wouldn’t it be funny if the wedding was also a “surprise” to Justin? Hahahaha. “SURPRISE, happy birthday, we’re getting married today!!! I got us matching quartz wedding bands!!” Alternate theory: she was throwing a dog wedding.

PS… Is this advanced promotion for The Leftovers Season 2? The Emotive Eyebrow is not amused.

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  1. Pinky says:

    Call me Uncle Monkey if it’s indeed true.

    • Pinky says:

      UPDATE: TMZ says they really did get hitched! Phew! Glad THAT’S over. And, oh yeah. Congrats!

      ETA: People confirms it too!

      http://www.people.com/article/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-party-bel-air-home

      • Mary-Alice says:

        Well, one for balance this summer. “Four break-ups and a wedding”. LOL (Divorces doesn’t have a nice flow in the future movie title)

      • Kiddo says:

        Thanks for the update, Uncle Monkey!

      • mia girl says:

        Thanks FKA Pinky/Uncle Monkey.
        I go away from the interwebs for a day and JustJen got themselves quietly hitched. This was unexpected.

        Maybe it’s all the divorce news lately, but this news actually makes me happy. Best wishes to JustJen!

      • Sassy says:

        The only pix look like they were taken from a helicopter!

      • Miss M says:

        Thanks, Uncle monkey!

      • Gigi says:

        lol. Its actually on the BBC World News crawl and I for one trust BBC Worlds fact checkers. I take it that the news is a very big deal. Congrats to all.

    • Cleo says:

      Guests were Chelsea Handler, John Ktasinski and Howard Stern. Wow…the star power!

      • You forgot Uncle Terry, UGH.

      • Carmen says:

        What, no Courtney?

      • Esmom says:

        Not getting the snark…because their guest list apparently isn’t packed with A-listers they are losers?

      • Azurea says:

        Hm. I guess all of Howard’s bashing of Jennifer over the years was a put-on.

      • Red says:

        Howard stopped dissing her when he met her in social circumstances.

      • Jeannie says:

        I believe it simply because Howard Stern prefers to stay in NY unless absolutely necessary. He has gone on vacation with Jimmy Kimmel and “friends” (Jennifer Aniston and Jason Theroux) for the past couple of years. I was wondering why they were playing re-runs this week on his Sirius channel, as he just got back from two weeks of vacation, where he spent the whole time at his house in the Hamptons. If he was in LA, it certainly wasn’t just for some birthday party…it would only be for something as important as a wedding! It IS interesting though, because he used to slam her looks and loved Angelina Jolie. Now he says Angelina’s too skinny (he LOVES skinny women!), and he never says anything nasty about Jennifer Aniston anymore. I wonder if she (Jennifer) will ever be on his show. Hmmm…

    • Nikki says:

      Hi Uncle Monkey.

    • Elisa the I. says:

      Uncle Monkeeeeeeeeeey!

  2. MrsB says:

    If this is true, then kudos to her for pulling it off. I would have bet a large sum of money that they would never get married.

    • zzzz says:

      I was in the boat with you, guess we would’ve lost major $$$. If it is true, and they are happy, good for them.

    • Lady D says:

      Lining up to lose money too.

    • Liv says:

      And that she kept it under wraps. Nice to see that they didn’t have to have a wedding like the Clooneys…

    • Tara says:

      Me too. Stunned, totally. My first thought was whether it was a surprise wedding for Justin too. Congrats if this is true. Good tactical change from the previous over sharing and perpetual delay.

  3. A says:

    I will need to see the receipts….

    • Maya says:

      Yep – a wedding certificate or it didn’t happen right?

      • lisa2 says:

        Well some of her fans still insist that Angie and Brad are not married because they have not seen a wedding certificate..

        I don’t care about a certificate.. I hope this is true.. ANISTON finds her Bliss and true love.. Make it true.. PLEASE MAKE IT TRUE

      • Emma - The JP Lover says:

        @Lisa2, who wrote: “I don’t care about a certificate.. I hope this is true.. ANISTON finds her Bliss and true love.. Make it true.. PLEASE MAKE IT TRUE”

        I hope this is true as well. I wish them nothing but happiness! 🙂

      • Cleo says:

        Really Lisa2, Aniston’s been telling you a piece of paper didn’t matter as she un-cohabitated with Theroix on separate coasts for a few years, now all it takes is a party for you to announce she’s found her bliss and true love…didn’t u believe her before? Are you that old fashioned?

        Wonder if her mom came

      • Tarsha says:

        Cleo, I think Lisa is just happy because she is hoping the Aniston fans will leave the JPs alone for once and for all now. I can understand that. Most JP fans in their comments over the years have longed for Aniston to remarry and be happy so her fans would finally stop feeling the need to avenge her. So that they would finally stop the vicious attacks against Angelina and her family. We all hoped that an Aniston wedding would result in that. I once hoped that, too. But I think that is wishful thinking. On that People’s article, Aniston fans are still attacking Angelina and Brad. Sigh. It will just never stop. Aniston’s fans will just not stop attacking the JPs, no matter what. Their comments on the link prove why the triangle won’t die.

      • parissucksliterally says:

        You guys think ANISTON FANS are the ones who won’t forget it? I happen to like both Jen and Angie, but yeeesh – any reading I have done of comments on a post of either of them, the Angie fans are the ones who get downright mean. Their comments have been so stupid, my jaw actually dropped.

      • Tarsha says:

        Yes, I do. Read my reply to Marie Alexis under comment 6. Yes, I do. Go to the People magazine link about this story and read the comments from Aniston fans. They are still being downright mean and nasty about the JPs. The comments on this site are pretty tame, but elsewhere, the Aniston fans are downright scary and if you want stupid comments, try thinking that Angelina is involved in a child prostitution and drug ring. That is another one by Aniston fans, so try that for conspiracy. Angie fans get mean in retaliation but if you notice, they never drag Aniston or Jolie up in retrospective topics. They reply, but they reply to Aniston fans who say the most horrifically vile things imaginable. So it is unbelievable and draw-dropping to me that anyone thinks that it is the JP fans that are worse. Seriously, just read some of the comments from Aniston fans. Scary and draw-dropping doesn’t even cover it.

      • Esmom says:

        Tarsha, I hear you and a few others talk on and on about all the nasty things that Aniston fans supposedly say. I can say I’ve never heard the stuff you keep repeating, except from you. Whatever war you think is happening in this old triangle, it sure isn’t happening here.

      • Gigi says:

        I too wonder where the claims of JP attacks come from. I look at a wide range of websites and across the board the comments on JP articles are always the most complimentary. Of course there are always some negative comments but even Tom Hanks gets occasional negative comments. Seriously, if you want to see hate, click on a Beyonce/Jay Z, Will/Jada, Halle/him or Saldana/him (see a pattern?) article on pretty much any website and marvel. JP fans are far too sensitive.

      • Emma - The JP Lover says:

        @Esmon, who wrote: “Tarsha, I hear you and a few others talk on and on about all the nasty things that Aniston fans supposedly say. I can say I’ve never heard the stuff you keep repeating, except from you. Whatever war you think is happening in this old triangle, it sure isn’t happening here.”

        When I first discovered Celebitchy, HORRIBLE comments were made here about the Jolie-Pitts, but especially Angelina … and I’m not talking about benign comments on her hair, her dress, or her makeup either (the things Jennifer’s fans accuse others of being mean about). At that time many Aniston fans were still posting their hope that Brad would come to his senses and return to Jennifer as well, even after Angie got pregnant with the twins.

        All you have to do is go back through the Celebitchy archive to read it for yourself (simply type in Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie in the search engine and scroll down to, say, articles from 2008 and read forward). Forget about all the nasty little tidbits about Angelina, dive right into the comments about how the twins don’t look ‘normal’ and appear to have Downs Syndrome. Of course, it was all due to Karma and the fact that Angelina was shooting heroin.

        It has only been in the last 2 – 3 years that the majority of those rabid Aniston fans have seemed to move on to happier Angelina Jolie hunting grounds … though a few still remain.

      • Ennie says:

        @Gigi, you are either very young or lived under a rock for almost a decade. The attacks on Angelina, particularly, and Brad too, really happened and there is no way of denying it now.
        Several gossip blogs and forums suffered. The fan sites had to go undercover and use registered names to withstand the haters. Tabloids made a fortune, and that was just the top of the iceberg on the internet comments and sites posting negative stories. Up to now, there are a few sites where they are dedicated to photoshop and collect pics of the JPs. They used to criticise not only the adults, but the looks and race of their children, their names, theorize negatively about their interactions seen in pics, their hair, etc.
        They still exist. They even tried to start a petition to avoid an award to be given to AJ.
        I actually started to like the JPs after seeing how unfairly people vilified them and took it on their children, and when new children arrived to the family, they criticised them horribly too..

      • Carmen says:

        Esmom and Gigi: you didn’t see those comments on this site because they would have been removed immediately and whoever posted them banned permanently. But there were plenty of comments on other websites that would have made you literally sick to your stomach. Death wishes against Angie and her children, calling her adopted children racist names, etc. etc. Just because you didn’t see it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It’s only been in the past three or four years that the attacks have diminished.

        Like Ennie, I was fairly indifferent to Brad and Angie until I saw the horrific attacks they were subjected to.

      • Red says:

        So this is all from years ago? Because I dont think I have personally ever seen this alleged viciousness. Not even sites like TMZ where you can generally count on things to spiral fast, the worst it gets is people saying that Angie is too skinny. Dlisted and Datalounge comments are snarky about everybody. Daily Mail comments are generally pro, same for Gawker and Pajiba. Just Jared can kick off but the Aniston posts are equally vicious. And they get a very easy ride in the comments here. Where exactly is the drama?

      • Carmen says:

        The drama is over on Female First. Beware: once you’ve read some of the comments on that site, you will want to take out your entire hard drive and sanitize it.

      • Jessica says:

        @Red
        Read any Us magazine or People magazine article comments. It’s filled with people that hate Angelina and anything Angelina related, including her children. Also there’s a place called Female First. It’s a anti-Angelina site that stalks Angelina and her family every move. They make nasty comments about her kids gender, looks, clothes, and features. I visited there a few years back and I haven’t been there since. I wanted to clean with eyes afterwards. . I didn’t realize there were people that nasty on the internet. I lurked her a few years ago before I started commenting on stories. The ladies above are right. The AJ threads were a hot mess a few years back.

      • Tarsha says:

        Esmom and Gigi, then you don’t read US magazine, Just Jared, People, E!, etc etc I could go on.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        And here we go again……BALLS!!

    • Jegede says:

      @parissucksliterally –
      Yep. Its why I avoid their threads here by and large. Exhausting

  4. Tiffany says:

    *Sits in Rodin’s The Thinker*

    No.

  5. Green Is Good says:

    Ugh. Cue bump watch.

    • Cleo says:

      ‘Bump watch,’ on the surrogate you mean? Lol With an egg that doesn’t have her old nose DNA.

    • Sparkly says:

      I believe you’re about a dozen years too late.

      Kudos to them if they did, especially on the down-low. I didn’t think it would happen after his 14 yr engagements before, and I certainly didn’t think it would be on the down-low with Aniston involved. lol Color me impressed if it’s true.

  6. Maya says:

    It ain’t a surprise and private when Jennifer called the paps to make sure they will be caught.

    As that famous pap said last month – everything Jennifer does is media controlled and the paps will never get pictures of her unless she wants it.

    Even if they didn’t get married – she made sure that people will speculate especially with that picture of the priest.

    PS: now I dare the Jen hen to deny that Jennifer doesn’t stalk the Jolie Pitts. They got married last year same time and the whole world knows that the trailer for By the Sea is being released next couple of days. I have always said that Jennifer will do something big around the promotion for By the Sea and she just proved me right.

    • Lilian says:

      Maya I’m so sorry.

    • BNA FN says:

      If it’s true, good for them. Let’s hope her fans will leave the Jolie Pitts alone, especially Angelina Jolie Pitts. There are some hard core Jolie Pitts haters who are JA fans.

      @Maya, let’s see if JA takes JT last name, like Angelina took Brad’s name.

      • FingerBinger says:

        Why would it matter if Jen took Justin’s last name? If she takes her possible husband’s last name that means she copying Angelina Jolie?

      • Tarsha says:

        I wish I could be that optimistic BNA FN, but Aniston’s fans won’t ever stop hating and attacking AJP. This won’t change it. I would absolutely love it if it did, I really would.

      • missy says:

        Jennifer took Brads name when they were married. If they have kids I could see her doing that with Justin. AJ gave Brad an instant family with Maddox , She filed to have his and Zaharas changed to Jolie-Pitt so of course she would want her name to match her kids… Not a conspiracy or anything, oh and most of the rabid Jolie fans are much worse. No one said anything about AJ, You did. hmmmmm.
        Now that they are married the reverse could be said. Now she is married the people who want to believe AJ is the only woman Brad ever loved maybe will shut up. Brads loved lots of women, AJ too, men also. THis is nobodys first rodeo, hope they all are happy. Oh and I love me some Justin, ever since Charlies ANgels.

      • doofus says:

        because FingerBinger, it doesn’t matter if 800,000 other women did it before Aniston did…if SHE did it, it was because she was stalking/copying Jolie.

        the conspiracy crap is exhausting. but some folks just can’t let go.

      • Ennie says:

        I just wish sad hate-sites like that FF forum would disappear. their purpose is gone now. For years only hates fuels them. They seeth at anything JP related.
        They are absolutely pathetic.
        BTW congrats to the happy couple. Wish for the best.

      • jwoolman says:

        And like skatillions of women – how dare she copy them?

    • Viv says:

      If this is true, my condolences Maya.

      @FingerBinger, this is why the triangle will never die.

      Update, People just confirmed it.

      • Maya says:

        Umm why would this sadden me? Unlike Jennifer fans I have never and will never wish for a couple to break up.

        In fact I haven’t commented on the state of this couple – I only point out that Jennifer is fake, media manipulative and that her fans are hypocrites.

      • Esmom says:

        Yes, clearly the triangle will never die if people really think JA timed her wedding to mess up the By The Sea promotion. Something tells me that By The Sea will be just fine.

        Nice to see some happy new amidst all the splits this week!

      • Tulip Garden says:

        @Esmom,
        I suspect very few people think JA’s timing has anything to do with BTS promotion and, if they do, well, sometimes ones sees what one wants to see. You are right though that some will never let the triangle die.
        I appreciate this happy news too! So sad watching the Afleck/Garner, Stefanie/Rossdale stuff spill out. No matter who/what/when/why or how, divorce in the public eye seems especially vicious. Extra sad ’cause of the children involved in those splits.

      • doofus says:

        Esmom, the pics would indicate that this was a pretty elaborate party so I’d imagine the planning started a while ago, and the invites went out a while back too. and how Aniston would know EXACTLY when the trailer for a November release (which was actually delayed, according to some fans) would come out so she could time the party for that time is beyond me.

        but you can see the lengths some folks go to in order to PROVE their Aniston conspiracy theories.

        and I agree about the happy news…it’s been a depressing week for gossip!

      • Kiddo says:

        Look, you guys, there’s only room for one “Betrayed Jennifer” at a time, so I’m promoting a conspiracy theory that the batshitflecks FORCED Aniston to get married to Von Brow. This is Garner’s turn for the hot lights of sympathy, and Ben is on board since he is hiding the secret that he has been contacted by extraterrestrials who would like to take over Boston and deflate Tom Brady’s balls.
        The nanny is also a diversion in all of this. Ssshhh.

      • doofus says:

        Kiddobrow, yours is the best conspiracy yet.

        wait a minute…

        YOU’RE THE NANNY, aren’t you?!

      • Esmom says:

        Lol.

      • mia girl says:

        Kiddo – you nailed it.

      • jwoolman says:

        Oh, the conspiracy goes even deeper. Decades ago, Justin arranged to be born just at the right time to take the thunder from Angelina’s movie when he got married on his birthday! How convoluted these people are.

      • Liberty says:

        Oh my god. kiddo. Plot clarified!! *bows to you*

      • Brodie says:

        I just saw the trailer for By The Sea. It’s going to need all the help it can get.

    • Tarsha says:

      “Jolie Pitts. They got married last year same time and the whole world knows that the trailer for By the Sea is being released next couple of days. I have always said that Jennifer will do something big around the promotion for By the Sea and she just proved me right. ”
      Aha! You’re right. If it is true that JJ did marry, it fits her agenda of trying to steal the limelight from them. I wouldn’t put it past her, given what we know of her previous stalking and copying them.

      • Emma - The JP Lover says:

        @Tarsha, who wrote: “Aha! You’re right. If it is true that JJ did marry, it fits her agenda of trying to steal the limelight from them. I wouldn’t put it past her, given what we know of her previous stalking and copying them.”

        LOL! I hadn’t even thought about that! I was so ‘blissed-out’ by their wedded bliss, it didn’t even occur to me that Jen’s seemingly hardwired tit-for-tat- impulse might be at work with an ‘August’ wedding just before the promotion of “By the Sea.” Because you ‘know’ Brad and Angie are going to be asked Just-Jen’s wedding ad nauseam in every interview about the film.

        But honestly? I don’t really care about her passive-aggressive nature right now … I’m just happy they finally got married, and I’m truly happy for them. 🙂

    • Greata says:

      @Tarsha…spot on! Maybe now that she has married the eyebrow unicorn, the male Amal,the best of all men, she can concentrate on her own life and stop trolling the Jolie-Pitts.

      • Marie Alexis says:

        I’m a fan of BOTH Angie and Jennifer. But hands down, the most vicious fans are Angie’s. For a decade, they have heaped hate and insults on a woman who got dumped, while at the same time acting like Angie’s s*it doesn’t stink.

      • Tarsha says:

        Marie, you cannot be serious. Angelina fans have only started reacting to Aniston fans in the last 3 years. Hands down, Aniston’s fans are the most vicious. Seen Female First? These people wished Angelina and her children would die in a plane crash or that her and her children would be raped, Shiloh would die of AIDS, I could go on. You could never find an equivalent from Jolie fans. Never. Angelina and her children have been viciously attacked and insulted for a decade, and her fans have only just started to retaliate. You are seriously off base on this.

      • Tarsha says:

        Lol Greata. 🙂

      • Cleo says:

        I don’t believe you for a minute Marie. Any ‘fan,’ of Angelina’s would know Jennifer Anniston has wished miscarriages, plane crashes, death, maligned her babies, used racial slurs against her children, and to this day have active communities designed to slur the Jolie Pitt family, that work to get awful tabloid headlines like the twins having downs syndrome on the covers of magazines. So you saying Jolie’s or Pitt’s fans are worseworse, is laughable. They only respond after the aniston cat ladies invariably attack.the fact that you don’t even acknowledge that aniston hired a pit bull like handler to publicly attack Angelina every month over the last few years, is proof you’re not being honest.

      • darkdove says:

        i gree with you tarsha i said about same as you did why did my comment get eraced get it together CB i was telling the truth as well to Marie about the viciousnes of Aniston fans against the Jole pitt children.

      • Ennie says:

        My last comment in this thread: Marie Alexis, there are hate sites completely devoted to attack the JPs, they have existed for 10 years now. They won’t stop, it seems, and they are vicious.
        Cleo, you are right, jen fans (they deny they are “jen” fans, so that eaves only haters of them.
        In the words of a redhead: You know nothing, Marie Alexis 😉

    • notasugarhere says:

      If they wanted things secret, they would have ensured it was. They would have instructed the minister not to wear his collar or stole, or openly carry the Bible on the way into the house. The cake decorator would have been instructed to keep all pieces of the cake covered in a box. And so on.

    • Goats on the Roof says:

      So many ughs at your comment. I don’t want to name-call, but you’re a character, aren’t you? After reading so many of your posts, I’m inclined to think that no matter when Jen and Justin got married, you’d find a way to tie it to the JPs. “It’s in the summer! Too close to Brad and Angie’s anniversary! Too close to By the Sea trailers!” “It’s in the fall! Too close to movie release date!” “It’s in the winter! Too close to award season campaigning!” “It’s in the spring, too close to Shiloh’s birthday!” Honestly, whenever they got married you would never be pleased and would have something nasty to say about it. *insert best Elsa impression here* Let it go, let it go!

      Maybe the day is special to Jen and Justin, maybe it’s just a day they both could agree on. Either way, get some class, say congratulations, and stop tying every teeny tiny thing to the JPs.

      • Carol says:

        Totally get it, goat! My favorite was when people got upset that JJ went to Europe (Italy I think) because AB lived in France, as if AB owned the continent now and all of Europe was off-limits to JJ now. They got engaged on his birthday and married near it. Not a big shock. Stop with the conspiracies!

      • darkdove says:

        because the Aniston fans dont make up their own outrageous conspiracy theories but what can I tell i have only been accussed of being paid to defend Angelina seriously Aniston fans have acussed me of being a paid employe of of Angelina.

      • The Original G says:

        @Carol. That’s a new one. What people? I agreee, less conspiracies…..

      • lucy2 says:

        Yup. I’ve long believed they’ve all moved on and are living their lives. I seriously doubt someone would plan a WEDDING several years in the making to coincide with a ex’s movie trailer release date. The conspiracy theories are amusing to read though.

      • Tarsha says:

        Lucy2, where do you get that a wedding was planned for ‘several years’? Since many of the guests didn’t seem to know, it appears this was spontaneous and planned on the hop.

      • Artemis says:

        Yup, that reasoning would work if Aniston would have Jolie’s planner that gave her exact details on the movie promotion. As if.

        The woman can’t even get married in the summer now because of a barely promoted film!

      • lucy2 says:

        Tarsha, they’ve been engaged for three or four years now, right? I’m not saying they picked out flowers and invitations years ago, but generally when one gets engaged, they’re thinking ahead to a wedding, and have been doing so for a few years now.

      • Viv says:

        I bet they served wine too! Don’t they know that the Jolie-Pitts have a vineyard?

        Muppets on their cake! Didn’t Jolie once say that she looks like a ‘funny muppet’?

        A garden wedding! Don’t the Jolie-Pitts have a garden?

        She probably wore white too, she’s such a stalker…..

        /conspiracy theories.

      • Crumpet says:

        Haha Viv! *I* heard that some of the same guests had attended Brad and Angie’s wedding too! If that is not creepy, I don’t know WHAT is. Freaky stalkerish stalker dude woman. Harumph!

      • Merritt says:

        This. I think all of these people have moved on. It has been a decade, the only people who are still making these connections are tabloids and stans at this point.

    • Teri says:

      Yes Maya, because its just a big ole coincidence when the Jolie-Pitts are papped coming out of some random toy store or a Subway sandwich shop. All of these celebrities are guilty of tipping off the paps.

      And enough with the Jen sabotaging By the Sea news! I seem to remember the Jolie Pitts making their wedding announcement the morning after Aniston was on the red carpet for the premier of Life of Crime. If Aniston was really gunning to ruin By the Sea then wouldn’t she have done this when the actual movie was coming out??

    • parissucksliterally says:

      Ok, that’s it. I can’t lurk anymore. That is THE most RIDICULOUS comment.
      Do you KNOW how psychotic you sound? It has been a damn decade since Jen and Brad split up. WHY can’t you let it go?

      • Goats on the Roof says:

        It is insane and pathetic the way some cling the Jennifer-Brad-Angelina triangle. Pathetic.

    • Kate says:

      Yep, nothing to do with it being Theroux’s birthday or the anniversary of their engagement. It’s all about the release of a film trailer (that by the way, the whole world isn’t waiting with bated breath for).

      • tracking says:

        I know, the whole world is waiting with baited breath for the trailer being released today? lol.

      • Merritt says:

        I’ve seen a few websites basically tear the trailer apart. It doesn’t seem like expectations for the film are that good.

      • Shelley says:

        People acting as if the only relevance Brangelina have is if it is attached to a miserable Jennifer. That’s twisted. Brangelina fans are actually worse than the Beygency..and that says a lot…..

    • Artemis says:

      Just a few things, people are breaking up left and right. High-profile people. This time is actually ideal to get married under the radar as the Affleck scandal is much more interesting (both Affleck and Garner are A-list whereas Theroux not a big deal). We don’t know how much was planned but since it was a surprise for everybody, they must have kept it really tight. Somebody could have tipped the papz for a birthday party, not a wedding.

      Second, the reason why I don’t believe that they leaked anything or that they wanted the media to know is because Aniston would surely know the game better. Why let papz leak dodgy grainy pictures? Pitt and JA only released 1 picture and they were much more in demand , say what you will but the both of them valued their privacy for that wedding.

      For months now her and Theroux are ‘apart’ and ‘breaking up’, most here didn’t even believe they were together. They played it coy about wedding plans so no, she would not allow a leak like this.

      Third: TMZ has very aggressive and illegal tactics to obtain info, The New Yorker is going to do an expose on them. When TMZ has an ‘exclusive’, I’m not 100% convinced that the celeb is always in on it. Aniston and TMZ don’t go together. I can see a spread with People to control the narrative. TMZ has their own narrative which is why A-listers don’t work with them.

      As for the ‘copying’. At the end of the day the JP’s played it coy too with the engagement being introduced by a photo op… the wedding was secret as in the ceremony took place and nobody knew but we still got a lot of details which negates the whole ‘keeping it a secret’ part. When we know about it, it ain’t a secret anymore. So what if we get some grainy pictures now? We don’t know details (yet) and we haven’t seen the dress and cake (yet). Next week we might get the HQ shots and interview, just like we got it with the Pitts that’s celebs for ya. You should be used to it by now.

      Doth protest too much. Celebs play games and want to control the narrative: shocker! And yes, that includes the Pitts.

      • The Original G says:

        Sorry, I don’t think you could get a helicpter to pap Justin’s birthday party….

      • Tarsha says:

        Yes we knew the details of the JP’s wedding AFTER the ceremony. Which proves it was kept a secret.

      • doofus says:

        Artemis, the voice of reason.

        thank you for this post…the conspiracy theories people have about this woman are so WTF.

      • Artemis says:

        No it doesn’t. It proves that it was initially a secret but not permanently.

        If it was kept secret, why do we know about it? Oh because they started talking about their wedding. Who cares we didn’t get a live update on the day itself with papz present? Secrets can be outed AFTER the fact which is what happened. They themselves outed the secret. We saw everything: the cake, the dress, the kids. Everything. Secrets are that what STAYS secret otherwise it isn’t a secret anymore.

        If nobody knew, why come out with it? They pulled it off, congrats to them and then they started blabbing even the tiniest details (Pax made the cake! Jolie is wearing jewellery from her mom!). That spread would have sold without any of these details because the Pitts are A+++++ list.

      • Chinoiserie says:

        I know that celebrities leak a lot of stuff on purpose but it is star he that some deny that stalkerish paparazzis and tabloids that make up stuff do not excist at all.

    • Fancine says:

      I knew they would marry this year. Maya I am soooo sorry for your loss.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      “now I dare the Jen hen to deny that Jennifer doesn’t stalk the Jolie Pitts. They got married last year same time and the whole world knows that the trailer for By the Sea is being released next couple of days.”

      Yeah…that is a few steps too far. You think she wanted to show someone up so she planned her wedding around their TRAILER?

      It takes some BALLS…

    • littlestar says:

      Maya, I recall you making a new years resolution on here that you wouldn’t keep snarking on Aniston. I’m guessing like most resolutions, yours fell by the wayside? 😉

      LOL!

    • Carmen says:

      Uh, Maya… Not everything Aniston does is calculated to steal the limelight from the Jolie-Pitts. That’s a bit of a stretch, methinks.

    • desertrose says:

      Delusional

    • Izzy says:

      Oh, ABSOLUTELY true! And because this happened to fall on the occasion of Justin’s birthday, you just KNOW his parents had a hand in this conspiracy, as if they said, “let’s make sure our boy is born on this particular day so he can really help screw up someone’s life someday with an ill-timed happy occasion.”

      Gurl, it’s time to take off the tinfoil hat and get back on those meds.

      • Kitten says:

        Ha ha ha…you guys are cracking me up.

      • Brittany says:

        hahahahhaa, best comment on this entire thread!

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Izzy, who wrote: “Oh, ABSOLUTELY true! And because this happened to fall on the occasion of Justin’s birthday, you just KNOW his parents had a hand in this conspiracy, as if they said, “let’s make sure our boy is born on this particular day so he can really help screw up someone’s life someday with an ill-timed happy occasion.”

        Justin’s birthday is on August 10th.

    • CK says:

      Girl…. Jen and Justin aren’t Jolie-Pitt stans. Like the rest of the world, they didnt give a damn about their Gigli trailer release being today.

      • Carmen says:

        Or we can get really ridiculous and say Jen timed the wedding to coincide with her movie coming out next week. (After her last three mega-flops, this might actually help to put some butts in seats, don’tcha think?)

      • darkdove says:

        yes Jennifer has had 3 mega flops in the past months HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 life of crime and cake when will she put those butts in the seats maybe her wedding will don`tcha think, how much money did they make again.

    • mememe says:

      It’s so sweet that they waited until gay marriage was legal! Bless these wonderful souls. Everyone can get married!!! ♡♡♡

      • Olive says:

        Yeah 😉 +100000000000000000000000
        Jen and Justin are so wondeful people. They really care and don’t lie like that other couples…

    • Judd says:

      Thank you, Izzy! Aniston could give two sh!ts about the JP’s, but it gives their fans something to talk about. Over and over, and over! They got to have something to talk about.

    • Brodie says:

      Good Lord! You need a real job.

    • mememe says:

      My condolences.

  7. lisa2 says:

    YES YES YES. I hope it is true.. Long live JustJen..

    and I like the timing.

    • LA Juice says:

      Congrats to the happy couple, and even if they didn’t, good for them, not bowing to whatever tabloid pressure and celeblog speculation continually haunted them. TROLL THE PAPS!!!

      • darkdove says:

        you are happy for them didnt you say they dint make any sence

      • lisa2 says:

        who is this comment for..

        I never said that if it was directed to me. I’m not a fan.. but I’m glad she and He got married. And I have always said such.

    • Darkdove says:

      It was for la juice

  8. The Original G says:

    She threw him a surprise Birthday party at her Bel-air home last year or the year before? Also touted as a possible wedding?

    Wow. Way to keep him guessing.

    Yep, here it is……
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20724792,00.html

    Perhaps, they are honeymooning in the secret and surpising location of Cabo? I’m on jort watch.

    • Maya says:

      I think the priest with a bible kind says that it is not a birthday party.

      • The Original G says:

        Eyebrow exorcism? Worth a try.

      • BNA FN says:

        I’m surprised the Papz would get a picture of the cake and the clergy knowing how private JA is.

        It took us weeks before Brad and Angelina’s fans found out they were married and it was because Brad was seen wearing his wedding band. Btw, Brad and Angelina were married about four months before the August wedding and small celebration for their children and family.

        @FB, yes, I believe JA coattails the Jolie Pitt’s.

      • The Original G says:

        Well, look at this. It’s true. Mazeltov!

  9. Colette says:

    Congrats

  10. Kit says:

    I was ready to say no, but yeah actually. The muppets on the cake are clearly wedding inspired and I can’t imagine another reason a reverend would attend a birthday party. Congrats, I guess.

  11. Chinoiserie says:

    Why Kaiser you think they would brake up? I do not remember gossib like that but maybe I just did not pay attention since most cossip about Jennifer seems to be made up.

    But since there has been so many celebrity brake-ups recently could you guys tell me who are the bothers celebrity couples right now. There are these two, Kutcher and Kunis, Hemsworth and his sopposedly actresses wife, Kim and Kanye, Pitt and Jolie and um, I think Pattison’s girlfriend is famous? Is Knightley’s husband famous. And Lawrence and Martin are supposedly a couple. Did Douglas and Zeta-Jones divorce or was it just romours? And apparently Olsen and Hiddleston are a couple now.

    • kai says:

      HA @ “Hemsworth and his supposedly actress wife” 😀

    • Emma - The JP Lover says:

      You guys do know that “Hemsworth’s supposedly actress wife” is part of the “Fast and Furious” franchise, right?

  12. doofus says:

    but was the margarita fountain running?!

    that overhead shot on TMZ…whoa…looks like a beautiful yard and party, whatever kind of party it might have been…

  13. Luca76 says:

    Oh wow congrats but how ironic just as one ‘ ‘ pitiful Jen’s’ dreams come true another one emerges to take her place.

  14. NGBoston says:

    Nobody really dislikes Jennifer Aniston, but does anyone really care either? She is kind of just there.

    Have read not-so-great things about Theroux… so whatever. No strong love, no strong hate …. but

    Moving right along ,,,,,

    • Amber says:

      Yeah, I’ll be the a**hole. PLEASE be a wedding! (And the cherry on top would be a kid.) Now we can begin to really not “care” about her anymore.

    • littlestar says:

      That’s how I feel about her too. Neutral for the most part. She’s just THERE.

    • JLo says:

      Snooze…I don’t see how people still muster the energy to care either way. But maybe that’s just me 😊

    • claire says:

      I like him. Somewhat. As for her her, it ranges from meh, who cares, to just go away already.

    • Josephine says:

      My first thought was that there is no more mileage in the whole victim angle, so why not get married… But that’s just the cynical me. Kudos for the quiet wedding, but I have a feeling that a People spread is following. I am wondering what’s next for her. Her career is so quiet at the moment, and it seems like she’s someone who went from one thing to the next non-stop. She has good comedic timing but she needs a more grown-up role.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Josephine, who wrote: “My first thought was that there is no more mileage in the whole victim angle, so why not get married… But that’s just the cynical me. Kudos for the quiet wedding, but I have a feeling that a People spread is following. I am wondering what’s next for her. Her career is so quiet at the moment, and it seems like she’s someone who went from one thing to the next non-stop. She has good comedic timing but she needs a more grown-up role.”

        Agreed, and well said.

  15. Shitler says:

    Congrats!
    About time too. There is a new “Poor Jen” now.. She has passed on her mantle.

  16. Jayna says:

    If true, I’m happy for them.

  17. Anguishedcorn says:

    If this is true, I will eat my hat.

  18. original kay says:

    People just confirmed it, for what that’s worth.

  19. Anguishedcorn says:

    I am all astonishment.

  20. OhDear says:

    Whoa. It actually happened. Good on them!

  21. Freddy Spaghetti says:

    I thought they’d never get married, but looks like they did. And +1000 to be whoever said the Poor Jen mantel is passing, though I hope Jennifer Garner doesn’t have to carry it for a decade.

  22. Neah23 says:

    This was not a secret wedding the paparazzi didn’t just happen to be there taking pictures of her guess arriving and their just happen to get aerial shots on that day, TMZ was tip off by them.

    Congrats

    • Colette says:

      The paps know when Justin bday is so they are outside their house every year.I agree if they wanted to keep the fact they were having a wedding they would have covered the cake and asked the minister to wear street clothes and put his bible in a bag.So they weren’t really having a secret wedding.

      • Neah23 says:

        His birthday is on the 10th which is next Monday the wedding took place 6 days before then.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      They’d notice the preparations that take place before a large party. Tents, valet set up, etc.

      • lucy2 says:

        That seems to happen with most celebs who try a private backyard wedding. Someone somewhere tips off TMZ or whatever, and then there’s aerial and long distance photos. I remember it happening with one of JLo’s weddings, and I think recently Cameron Diaz too.
        Maybe TMZ has someone on helicopter duty all the time, circling the skys, looking for tents!

      • That’s what I was thinking…….

      • Tiffany :) says:

        “Maybe TMZ has someone on helicopter duty all the time, circling the skys, looking for tents!”

        Cheaper option is to get a drone to circle the celeb home areas. Drones are so bad, our wildfire helicopters have to be grounded because multiple drones interfere with their flights when they go out!

  23. Jenns says:

    Was her wedding dress black?

  24. ashley says:

    Wow! It’s true,congrats to them!

  25. Tulip Garden says:

    Very happy for them. Hope we get at least one photo of the wedding attire.

  26. Elizabeth says:

    I am completely shocked that she married him!!! I was so sure they were on the verge of a break-up. I hope she has a good pre-nup 😉

  27. Aren says:

    Just yesterday I was thinking that as a result of the Ben-nanny deal, Aniston’s career as a Professional Ex was over.
    There’s a new Jen in town and I bet it’s going to be the same story: “Happier than ever, New Life, Lucky to have a man who really appreciates her” and all that.

  28. meme says:

    So if no parking was allowed near their house, where did people put their cars?

  29. Zombie Shortcake says:

    Batfleck should send them a fruit basket as a thank you for taking attention away from him.

    • Colette says:

      This story will probably only trend today.The Bennifer story has legs.

      • tracking says:

        Agreed. If they don’t release any more info, that’s pretty much it for the story. (other than tabs trying to dig for any details they can). Whereas Bennifer is the gossip gift that keeps on giving.

      • Zombie Shortcake says:

        K yeah, I agree the bennifer story will go on for years, but my guess is there will be more than one magazine cover devoted to Jen not being single anymore.

  30. The most important questions weren’t asked:

    Did Justin wear tuxedo jorts?

    Was Justin wearing his gold name ring, like we were promised?

    Did anyone fall in the margarita fountain?

    Was Courtney Cox there?

    • The Original G says:

      Were the chickens ring bearers?

      How were they ever bold enough to go with a beige and black color scheme?

      Will they honeymoon in Cabo?

      Has Brad been crying?

      • The Original G says:

        Was Uncle Terry the wedding photographer?

        Were Aveeno products and Smartwater the takeaway gifts?

        Was the menu grilled chicken and salad?

      • Liberty says:

        Were the secret babies her bridesmaids?

        Was her hair up, or straight down?

        Did the value of her house just go up on the market?

        Are they filming “By the Pool” while on honeymoon?

      • doofus says:

        not only crying, but running from whatever room he was in at the time.

        and LMAO at “By the Pool”…

      • @Liberty
        Oh my God. I forgot about the hair. Most important thing of the day. And lol at “By the Pool”…you know they are. Going to go to the Oscars as Best Short Film.

        And where have you been!? I haven’t seen you in so long!!!

      • Liberty says:

        @Virgilia, hi! I am dying laughing at tuxedo jorts. I want the photos!!!!

      • The Original G says:

        (“By the Pool” I worship you Liberty)

        Will their new film By the Pool be accompanied by her new fragrance “Hydration?”

        Did their wedding bands come from Emitations, too?

        Is Jen already side-eyeing Justin’s hiring of a nanny?

        Any plans for Justin to move out to LA?

        Did they hire Pax to make the cake?

      • Liberty says:

        Emitations!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

    • Colette says:

      No pics of Courtney yet but Ellen D. was there.

    • Carmen says:

      Was anyone from either of their families there?

      Will they live in NYC or LA? Or will he live in NYC and she live in LA?

      • I think they’re going to continue on, as they’ve always done. But they’re married now.

      • Carmen says:

        A long-distance marriage? I never saw the point in those, but hey, if it’s what they want…

      • Esmom says:

        Carmen, I know married people who split their time in different places because of career situations. It’s not just these two or even just celebs. It’s not typical, sure, but it’s also not impossible.

      • Carmen says:

        Esmom, exactly. But Aniston’s “career situation” seems to be on a rather long hold. There is no reason why she has to stay in LA; she can work from anywhere promoting her perfume or her designer water or whatever. It’s been all about her wants, her needs, her wishes, etc. Given the disparity in their respective fortunes, she’d better have a damn good prenup.

  31. The Original G says:

    Well, well, well……

    Mazeltov and all the best!

  32. smcollins says:

    I don’t have strong opinions about them (individually or as a couple), but if this is true then good for them! I wish them well.

  33. someone says:

    Clicked over and checked out the pictures on TMZ and People and I must say they went pretty low key for a wedding. Yes the tables were beautiful after dark with the candles but otherwise it was nothing fancy. Maybe that was the vibe they were going for, like they’ve been together so long they already feel married so no need for a splashy wedding? Just get everyone together and do it?

    Also, does anyone remember Jennifer saying how she was tired of all her friends showing up over dressed to her parties because they were worried the party might be a surprise wedding? And she told them don’t worry she’d give them notice ahead of time that it was a wedding. Then here she goes throwing a birthday party/surprise wedding. So predictable.

  34. tracking says:

    Nice that they pulled off a low-key, secret wedding at home and made it off to their honeymoon (presumably) before the news broke. Good for them. In the summer of celebrity splits, glad there is some happy wedding news!

  35. TheOriginalTiffany says:

    Long live TheAnis!

  36. Sabrina says:

    I’m also shocked at this news. I thought that the two of them had broken up.

  37. Jayna says:

    I think it’s sweet and looks like it was a nice summer wedding all about joy, not formality. They seem well-matched, which I didn’t think so at first. But I think they seem to compliment one another as time has passed.

  38. Itzblissy says:

    You know what I want. I want Jen to have a baby ASAP and that kid grow up and marry one of the Jolie Pitts. Would probably be the only way to solve this imaginary Freud.

  39. Paloma says:

    I want to see more pics of the guests. Wonder if Courteney and Johnny were there?

  40. Annika says:

    Never been to dog wedding, but it sounds like fun 😉

  41. Emma - The JP Lover says:

    Yay! Congratulations to the happy couple … and I truly mean this, too. 🙂

    I wish them all the best!

    • Elisa the I. says:

      Yes, me too! Congrats!!!
      And that top pic of them is absolutely adorable. I have had a soft spot for him ever since I saw Your Highness. Hilarious film. 🙂

  42. Mary says:

    Delighted for the two of them.

  43. Jamie says:

    I knew they were going to marry this year. You could tell from what Jen was saying in December or January.

    My condolences to Maya. I’m sorry for your loss.

    • Matador says:

      I feel like I should send condolence flowers to Maya. God knows, this is a terrible day for her to endure. Aniston is such a monster, trying to overshadow the trailer for “By The Sea” like this. How dare she!

  44. applapoom says:

    TBH when I see the way he looks at her in the pics above he does love her.

    I think the triangle is ridiculous and neither Jen nor Angie give a shite about it. Wish them much happiness.

  45. Eleonor says:

    And Jennifer Garner will replace Jennifer Aniston in the well known media play “The poor sad Jen”, we were all waiting for.

  46. frances egan says:

    jennifer anniston has a mannish walk she needs to sway her hips a little more

    • jwoolman says:

      No, she doesn’t need to swing her hips more. She walks fine. Why do women get accused of being “mannish” (obviously the worst thing in the world) for just being their natural selves?! Between women being accused of being “mannish” and men being accused of being (gasp! The horror!) “girly” – we’re just messed up gender-wise. We should take cats as a role model instead. They don’t worry about it and blast all the human stereotypes about gender roles regularly (one of their many charms).

  47. Jess says:

    Awe, good for them!! I’m genuinely happy and think they make a cute couple, they seem well suited for each other.

    We should all brace ourselves for the Jen is pregnant or trying to get pregnant rumors. I think she would be adorable pregnant and they would make a cute kiddo, but kids or no kids I hope she’s found true happiness!

  48. Don't kill me I'm French says:

    Congrats !

  49. AMP says:

    At least they waited until everyone could get married!

  50. desertrose says:

    Awesome. I love these two together. Viva Anniston-Therouex

  51. Anon says:

    Did Uncle Terry take the pictures? Wasn’t he the one that took the photos announcing their relationship back in 2011? (alert to Heidi and NY scene, Justin is now Jen’s man).

  52. lucy2 says:

    It looks really nice. The prettiest wedding I’ve been to was a similar back yard/evening thing, and it was fairly simple and gorgeous. Helps to have a lot of money and a gorgeous property too!
    Congrats to them!

    • If I ever got married, I’d want it to be in a backyard….if not in front of a Justice, and then call it a day. I’d want a PARTY in the backyard…….

      • Esmom says:

        Yes, that’s what my sister did and it was awesome. Low key, lovely and fun. Some of our older relatives thought it was a little too unconventional to be legit…but pretty much nothing can convince the older generation that a large church wedding and formal reception aren’t the only way to get hitched!

      • doofus says:

        you and me both, sister.

        been with the bf for 20+ years and we’re in no hurry (ya think?!) but if we ever did it, it would be a city hall ceremony and a big ol’ BBQ in my folks back yard.

      • @doofus
        We’re related. I just HATE the idea of people staring at me, and then having to say your vows….noooo. Like I get squirmy when people look at me to sing happy birthday.

  53. Olenna says:

    If true, congrats to the newlyweds. Looks like her property has recovered nicely from the on-going drought.

    • Carmen says:

      I was in California two weeks ago and couldn’t believe all the bright green lawns. And this is in the middle of the worst drought in the state’s history with no relief in sight. What are they going to do when there’s no water left to drink?

    • Esmom says:

      Actually not everyone is wasting water to keep their yards green. I just read an article about how many people in CA are using “greywater,” which is diverted shower and bath water, to water their yards.

      • Ennie says:

        But what about big lawns where only one or two people live? The house workers may not use that much water. SO they must be using clean water for the gardens.

      • sassy says:

        There is actually a company in California who are making a MINT right now painting lawns green using environmentally safe products that lasts about 4-5 weeks

      • KatyD says:

        I live in California and there’s article after article in the papers about the rich thumbing their noses at the water regulation. And, they’re not using grey water. There’s not enough grey water recycling plants yet. Most of the grey water available is recycled and pumped back into wells for better uses. The ads are telling us to let the lawns go brown, but the rich people say they have the money to pay and don’t care. The water regulation mostly applies to others and not them. Further, the government is even giving people money to switch over to desert landscaping, which pisses me off. The rich really are selfish pricks when it comes to their giant lawns, giant swimming pools, and huge houses (which takes tons of hydro-electric power to cool.)

      • Lucky Charm says:

        Tom Selleck was recently fined $20k for taking thousands of gallons of water from a fire hydrant in a neighboring town (of course he wouldn’t steal from the city he lives in!) and he didn’t really care.

    • The drought’s still on in Cali? It’s just that I’d seen a couple weeks ago that it was raining/the drought was broken…on the news.

      • Esmom says:

        Sadly, no. My friends in CA are very worried about wildfires. Between that and the ever-present threat of earthquakes, they are never very relaxed when it comes to the idea of their home remaining intact.

      • Carmen says:

        Wildfires are an ENORMOUS danger right now. Don’t even think of dropping a smoldering cigarette.

  54. Izzy says:

    They kept it quiet until after the fact. Good for them.

    Mazel, kids.

  55. The Original Mia says:

    Finally. Not as if they didn’t have plenty of opportunities over the last 4 years.

  56. rudy says:

    JustJen went to SO much trouble to make sure it was private, omg, I cannot imagine how they pulled this off. **Lifts martini**

    BUT – who forgot to tell the priest and the cake place????

  57. funcakes says:

    If they are married I see Justin running off with the cute dog nanny within three years.

  58. Crumpet says:

    Yay! I can believe in true love again! I honestly thought it was never going to happen. Best wishes to the happy couple.

  59. The Original G says:

    From ROL, an LOL for me….

    “Not surprisingly, the affair was attended by the CREME DE LA CREME of show biz, including superstars such as Howard Stern, Ellen DeGeneres and Chelsea Handler.”

    Does George Clooney know about this?

  60. Kj says:

    I’m so glad that if I ever get remarried that there won’t be news stories or comments sections comparing me to my ex’s second wife. That would suck.

    And kudos to Jen for pulling it off on the relative DL…

  61. MildredFierce says:

    Where’s the look of love now that X is married?

  62. minx says:

    Don’t like either of them.

  63. nene says:

    Alright. Been a looong time coming.

    Next on the line> Baby bump watch.

    Man, I swear the next couple months will be filled with ‘Bump Alert’. Jennifer just joined the waiting list of Kim K, Beyonce,etc.

    More ‘busy’ days ahead for the tabloids.

  64. Pls says:

    Congrats to her its a wedding finally for her after so many trying and all that…
    Don’t give in to that considing she does with JP something for her announcements.
    She knows striking fans that way will give her more interest . Its always be like this with ja as she know what’s working for her. It should be no more giving in from people like “maya” for ja requests of a kind .imo

  65. Ruyana says:

    Personally I think they are both “icky”. I wish them every happiness and thank them for sparing two other people.

  66. Katie says:

    GOOD GIRL! She did it quietly. I hope people will now give the Jen VS. Angie thing a rest……which I always felt was tabloid invented and that a lot of people fell for.

  67. Dez says:

    Congrats!!!

  68. Jayna says:

    I hope they release a photo or two. I would love to see her gown and what he wore.

    • someone says:

      Me too. I’m assuming they both wore white since the cake Muppets were wearing white.

  69. jwoolman says:

    I wish there was a way to jam the ability to take pictures from a helicopter without actually killing anybody. Although then they would probably just send up artists to draw the scene. It really is wrong to invade anybody’s privacy this way. Being well-known doesn’t mean you don’t have the right to have your own wedding on your own terms rather than having to try to outmaneuver the paps like this.

    • LizzyFizzy says:

      +1. The noisy helicopter spying seems really intrusive. Give people their privacy and their ability to hear each other saying the vows during the ceremony!

  70. Div says:

    Congrats. I know there is a lot of Jen hate around here, but she seems to be a good match with Justin.

    • Tate says:

      I usually stay off Aniston threads because there is so much hate for her around here and I am not sure why?!?

      Anyway, congrats to the couple. I wish them happiness! 🙂

  71. Paige says:

    The media is still going hard with the poor Jen stories. I’ve seen at least three celeb celebrity news stories saying, “Jen has finally found happiness”. Huh? They act like she’s the only woman in the world to get divorced. It’s beyond ridiculous at this point.

  72. iheartgossip says:

    Yawn

  73. Feebee says:

    I don’t buy the triangle/conspiracy theories but I did have to smile when one report on the wedding noted that the trailer for Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new movie debuted on the same weekend. A coincidence? Possibly but I think someone loves keeping this sh!t going.

    • Camille (The Original) says:

      Laineys take on this is amusing (and probably spot on.. lol).

      • lisa2 says:

        So Lainey didn’t know that the movie trailer was expected because it was announced it was attached to Ricki and the Flash which opens on FRIDAY.. so Universal got the news about the wedding that happened on Wednesday; and attached a trailer 2 days before.
        Fans were waiting yesterday for the trailer to be dropped. So Lainey didn’t know this and thought it just happened today.

        well I guess she isn’t as plugged in as she likes to think or make others think.

      • Camille (The Original) says:

        Funny but that wasn’t how I took what she wrote. Geez.

      • lisa2 says:

        That is exactly what she implied when she said that they all go back and forth.. I don’t think either couple care.

        geez to that..

  74. maggie says:

    Awesome! I think they’re cute together.

  75. Anna says:

    Dear Jennifer Aniston. Please go away and never come back.

  76. KSquared says:

    Congrats J+J <3

  77. cakecakecake says:

    her mom confirmed it w/Radar, even though she did not attend.

    Jen refused to be the joke of another run away man or whatever excuse she has used in the past. wonder what the prenup looks like, hmm.

    • Carmen says:

      I wonder how her mother feels at not having been invited to either of her daughter’s weddings?

      • Jayna says:

        About the same way Angelina’s dad felt.

      • Carmen says:

        Angelina’s dad could not have been trusted to keep his mouth shut. No wonder he was left out.

      • Kate says:

        Well same goes for Jennifer’s mom. Notice she’s the first person close to them to actually go on the record about the marriage, even though she wasn’t even in attendance. Woman’s incapable of keeping her mouth shut if there’s a chance to get her name in print.

        The one thing Jennifer and Angelina have in common (other than Pitt) is a toxic parent.

      • Carmen says:

        Doesn’t she have a father and a brother? I wonder why they weren’t invited. How about his family, were any of them present?

      • Jegede says:

        @Jayna – Zing!.

        And I read Aniston’s other family was present.

      • doofus says:

        ” I wonder why they weren’t invited.”

        how do you know they weren’t? maybe they couldn’t attend. her father is allegedly not in very good health these days.

        you seem to really want to call attention to her relationship with her family, as if that’s something to bash her about. not everyone has a good relationship with their family…I consider myself extremely blessed that I do, but not everyone is that lucky. I don’t really think it’s something you should use to slur her for, that’s all.

  78. Kt hatuh says:

    I am a HUGE jennifer fan and I can’t stand the JPs. No apologies. However, I actually laughed out loud at “she could be planning a dog wedding”. Good one.

  79. Kiddo says:

    ^THIS might be the craziest thread ever^.

  80. Original T.C. says:

    Just in time to vacate the poor Jen spot for Jen Garner. But from the first 3/4 posts it appears that her fans are still continuing the pity party since Justin I guess is not enough of a consolidation prize. I’m sure the Twihards will move on way before the Jenfans both shamelessly being middle aged women who should know better. Do better.

  81. loca says:

    It’s been confirmed they are married now. So I guess Celebitchy was wrong in stating so many times they would never get married. Congratulations to the couple they are an awesome couple and it’s her wedding she can whatever she wants.

  82. ramy says:

    Aniston got married by the sea

    • Jaded says:

      LOL

    • korra says:

      HAHA!

      I like her guys. I actually enjoy her in her films and I love her on friends. She’s probably cray cray in real life, but for the most part girl is harmless. Wish she would go back to tv comedies.

  83. Moi says:

    Awww congrats. This made my bad day, fell asleep on the train, ended up still not sure where, in NYC day better. People are actually very nice in NYC btw. Just moved here and I guess this was my initiation. Anyhow, kudos to the happy couple.

  84. Allison Cameron says:

    I thought the exact same thing…she surprised Justin too and he was too embarrassed in front of all of his friends to say no. He doesn’t seem that into her but I hope I’m wrong. Best to both.

    • Moi says:

      Yeah, I cannot imagine that happening in reality. I adore all of who reside within the triangle of nothing to see here. If you believe that a man would marry someone to prevent an embarrassing situation taking place if he didn’t, what the H kind of men are you hanging out with?

  85. Colette says:

    Fingers crossed for a honeymoon baby 🙂

  86. Shelley says:

    I am so happy for Jennifer. I hope he brings her the happiness that the unshamedly adulterous Bradley Pitt failed to give her.

    • Carmen says:

      How about the happiness she failed to give him, and which he found with a better woman?

    • Tarsha says:

      Shelley, Pitt was never adulterous, it was proven he did not have an affair but it is Aniston was the unashamed homewrecker who cheated with Justin, and FLAUNTED it in Heidi Bivens face who she ‘stole’ him from, after 14 years, so why are you happy for an unashamed homewrecker to be married to a cheater? You just prove the point about Aniston fans being the worst. Brad has moved on to a better woman who gave him the happiness and family Aniston refused to.

  87. embertine says:

    I feel like there’s a tonne of sexist assumptions wrapped up in this narrative that Jen is so desperate to get married that she would trick and publicly shame her fiancé into marrying her.

    • kj says:

      Right? So crazy, she is a beautiful, successful, rich woman, of a certain age…. yeah she’s not a catch at all and need s to trick someone into marrying her. (eye roll) And the whole thing about bringing her ex’s family into the conversation… every. single. time. she is mentioned is bizarre.

    • the other Kate says:

      This is so true.
      I’ve been a ‘gossip girl’ for years and I never had a feeling that she is desperate to get married or to have children RIGHT NOW or to compete with Brangelina – but these are all the best topics, that tabloids are never tired of.

      As for Justin – I didn’t care for him much, until I started watching Leftovers. He is really amazing in it. When Kevin Garvey cries, I cry 😉

  88. Kristin says:

    Seriously, even you hard-core haters have to admit that they are one unbelievably beautiful couple!

    • Lucky Charm says:

      No, they’re not. If you had said “they are one unbelievable couple” then I would agree with you.