Johnny Depp joked in Venice about eating his dogs to fix the Terriergate mess

Johnny Depp

After a completely scarfless photocall, Johnny Depp and Amber heard walked the Venice red carpet together for Black Mass. We already talked about how the movie meant to save Johnny’s career was increasingly upping the stakes in the stomach-crunching trailer department. Now early reviews from Venice are pouring out, and everyone’s talking about an Oscar for Johnny. With only a few handfuls of reviews so far, the film has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and the buzz is excellent. Maybe Johnny can pull this off? I’d enjoy watching him to a full-on Oscar campaign without swaying at a microphone. Admit it, you wanna see Johnny hustle too.

On the fashion front, Amber didn’t exactly bring it here. Her makeup looks different than usual, and it’s throwing me off. She wore a Stella McCartney gown, which means the cut was bizarre. This is Stella’s attempt at a plunging sweetheart neckline, and it didn’t go well. Why do stars wear her designs? Amber’s shoes are Christian Louboutin. Johnny wore all Dior Homme, and this three-piece tux isn’t what I expected. If Johnny had it his way, he’d be wearing jeans and a zany hat, but now that he’s doing “cool” guitar-playing commercials to sell perfume, Johnny dresses for events on Dior’s dime.

The shower requirement must be crushing his aura. During a Venetian press conference, Johnny joked about eating his dogs to fix the Terriergate fallout: “I killed my dogs and ate them under direct orders from some kind of, I don’t know, sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia.” Errrrhm, was he stoned?

Anyway, Amber was all over Johnny. They finally got together when it really counted. Let the ear nibbling commence.

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

Dakota Johnson wore a blush pink Prada gown, which is so beautiful on her. She looks so lovely in simple gowns like this one and her red Saint Laurent from the Oscars. This pink dress is so much better the crocheted Amish number from the photocall.

Dakota Johnson

Photos courtesy of WENN

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  1. minx says:

    Sigh, he used to be so hot. Sad.

    • Luca76 says:

      I know it’s horrible-just a few years ago he was perfection.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      He looks sooo drunk or stoned or both. Like he can barely stand. She’s crazy if she thinks that’s going to get better by itself.

      • Joaneu says:

        Johnny has serious substance abuse issues. It is insane that, at his age, he’s still clubbing and falling over on sidewalks. Seems to me like River OD’ing at his own club would still ring a bell somewhere.
        Amber is too young to give a damn and take this seriously. She’s not in the same phase of life and she probably automatically accepts this aspect of him, as it fits his overall “badboy” image. All of us, including her, remember the hot and talented Johnny from back when. Even though he’s clearly aging in front of us, it’s hard to realise those days are over. He needs to clean himself up.

      • Wellsie says:

        Johnny now looks similar to an older male family member of mine who is very sick from side effects of alcoholism. Same blank expressions, same bloated mid-section… it’s quite eerie, actually.

      • BarkingMad says:

        Oh, Wellie, how sad for your family. I came to say I didn’t realise just how much JD looks like one of my nephews, YoungFrank. YF was the biggest pothead I’d ever seen – wasting so many years of his younger life – never working, and blowing a $500k insurance payout after a horrible car accident when he was 13. He finally moved to another state (in Oz), cleaned himself up, went to uni, got a degree in music, then a Masters in IT, and now runs the IT departments of the captital’s university and major hospital, which are linked. He’s also a Black Belt high-Dan in an elite martial art, married to a lovely Vietnamese lady, so everything is great for him now. JD does look a mess, despite the fancy garms and…platform shoes. I really had hoped he’d have grown out of this behaviour, but I guess that’s the nature of addiction…

        I saw the statement he made about his dogs. It was….a bit silly? I think Barnaby Joyce did blow the issue out of proportion, though. There are processes and protocols he should have followed without all the fanfare. In any case, I believe the issue is with Amber Heard, not Depp. I don’t think his name is even mentioned in legal documents. She, not him, has been summonsed to appear in court on the Gold Coast today – any minute, in fact, but, to my knowledge, she’s not even in the country. I guess the lawyers will deal with it in her absence.

      • Selena Castle says:

        Barkingmad – She has been found guilty and has to wait to see if she has to face jail time. She should have to go to jail, but I bet she won’t. We should be sending a message to the rest of the world.

      • Selena Castle says:

        My mistake, not found guilty, adjourned until November. Still hoping she is found guilty though and still hoping she goes to jail.

    • vauvert says:

      Not only that, but he looks unhealthy. There were some horrible close-ups on Dlisted that really show the bloat, the stoned look and absolutely scary teeth. I understand that not everyone wants to have the blinding, perfect movie star teeth, but his look like he’s homeless.

      Amber is pretty, but the smug is so strong with this one, I just can’t stand her. Even being Mrs. Depp can’t make her into a successful actress, no matter how many mouth breathing poses she tries.

      Dakota still looks like her hair was done by frustrated kittens looking for their twine ball, and the braless pink affair is as bad now as when Goopy tried the look twenty years ago. Boring and uninspired fashion, just like Dakota. This RC is a home to nepotism. Talent, not so much.

      • Kiki says:

        I,thought I was the only one who doesn’t like Amber heard. She is pretty but she is so arrongant.

      • minx says:

        lol at “frustrated kittens”!
        Dakota’s dress is just meh–the color washes her out. And I agree about the bust–as young as she is, she still needs a dress with a little more fabric or support for her breasts.

      • PRINCESSDI says:

        She’s so smug she sickens me. If she thinks Johnny’s wealth and fame will make her become the next Angelina Jolie-Pitt, than she has another think coming.

      • Catherine says:

        My 1st thought when I saw these pics is he looks awful. And smug is pretty much what comes across with Amber, I thought she was much more interesting b4 she got together with him.

      • teacakes says:

        yep, Dakota’s dress looks like a nightie with ideas above its station. Get her some boob support already!

      • Reeely?? says:

        The bloat could be fillers. Amber is actually a stunning young woman. Of course we’d all prefer if he was with someone of his age and ilk, but no one can doubt she’s sexy and beautiful.

      • DodieTn says:

        What was with his teeth? One pic looked like something all over them. He looks stoned and so does she. I use to love Johnny but now he looks so horrible.

    • CTgirl says:

      In the first photo he looks like Steve Buscemi and in the second photo he looks like John Travolta. Ewwwww

  2. daisyfly says:

    His pants looks like he pulled the legs up to his crotch, and then crouched down for an hour or two because losing the feeling in his legs was the only way he’d get to feel anything standing on that red carpet.

    • Imo says:

      Ah, the old coach crotch!

    • evermore says:

      Amber is STUNNING! Wow, never saw her before in photos up close.
      Johhny is still gorgeous. imo

    • FLORC says:

      Lol @ coach crotch! hat’s a new 1 for me.

      Amber is pretty. She has a face that can take make up very well too. The makeup with the dress seem off… Her face and hair are summer sun dress and the gown is better than i’d expect from Stella, but it doesn’t match the face/hair. mismatched overall.

      Someone pointed out Amber looks like those better than average ladies living out of slipstream rvs in Nevada.

  3. Esteph says:

    What do you think Johnny and Amber talk about? Really

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      That is the exact question I asked when they first started dating. He’s so much older, and had so many more life experiences. I can imagine him constantly saying, “Do you remember…. oh, that was before you were born.”

      • InvaderTak says:

        She’s in to vintage. Maybe that’s enough?
        Edit: No offense to a certain age range intended.

      • j. eyre says:

        @Invadertak – no offense taken because 1) that was funny as heck and 2) I think vintage is fabulous! I am going to insist, henceforth, on being referred to as vintage instead of aging; anyone can age, only some can become vintage – there, I just made it a thing.

      • InvaderTak says:

        @J.Eyre: And you got to see all the good bands!

    • evermore says:

      Whatever the conversation it must have been good for him, he married her.

      lol

    • MrsBPitt says:

      He looks so over her!!!!

      • Belle says:

        Yes! In the ear nibble photo he looks bored & fed up, and in it and the red carpet shot the body language is weird. Couples who are into each other will leave their neck exposed to their partner – JD keeps his head tilted to protect his. Miss Free-Spirit might be a little freer in the near future.

    • Miffy says:

      The lady in the black turtle neck sitting behind them in the PDA ear nibble shot is wondering the exact same thing

  4. bellebottomblues says:

    Sounds like he’s getting his acting creds back…now if only he can bring on the personal mojo again.
    Its not even like he’s horrible now, he’s a good looking dude. He just set the bar so high before. sigh…

  5. manda says:

    The acting in that movie may be spot on, but I have a feeling I will be totally distracted by his creepy fake blue eyes. He looks like a corpse! Or a character from Syfy’s Dune. Or something unreal, and, like Christian Bale’s batman voice, difficult to move past

    • JWQ says:

      I agree with everything you said. Both the creepy blue eyes and the wig are so ridicoulously distracting that I don’ t think I will pay attention to anything but them. And Bale’ s voice: agree again.

      On a side note, his and her comments about the dog-gate are infuriating. They are both either shaming or mocking an entire country for wanting their laws respected because they are famous and they should be above them! F**k you both!

      • Snakecharmer says:

        that is so true. they are thummbing their noses at australias laws that are designed to protect the public health of the occupants of the country (human, animals). could you imagine if it were the health of their pets and the tables were turned? im sure they would be outraged and make sure to shout it from the rooftops…plus the constant denigration of the customs agent is just rude and graceless. you knew the laws or if you didnt your assistant should have figured it out before you took pets there. this is basic.

      • Selena Castle says:

        He is referring to our minister of agriculture who said that the dogs needed to “bugger off” or they would be destroyed, not a customs agent. I was so annoyed that Johnny Depp decided to bring those dogs to Australia. Australia is free of so many diseases that are rampant in the rest of the world because we are an island and take guarding our borders very seriously. I lost all respect for him.

    • Joaneu says:

      I was thinking he looks like a vampire! Oh Johnny … take me back to 1992.

  6. tracking says:

    What an incredibly stupid and juvenile thing to say. Once more insulting Australians when he and his wife were the @ssholes. He’s forever lost his hotness to me. Amber has no appeal either (cool it with the OTT PDA, lady), but I do love her dress.

    • Lookyloo says:

      I would like them both much more if they simply said “we made a mistake” and moved on. They are not above the law.

      • lisa2 says:

        This comment is why I thought Amber getting all the flack about her comment on avoiding Australia in the future was not just her talking .. but she was sharing something they both felt. Johnny did a lot of clean up PR after the incident.. All while he was still filming.. Well filming is over I guess so he is free to say stuff like this. I know it is a joke.. but considering this was all dying down why regenerate it by joking and bringing it back to the attention of people that were less than positive about your conduct.

        I saw a video of he and Amber; Johnny doesn’t look good to me. He looks to have some difficulty moving.. I don’t think he was drunk. Maybe he has arthritis. And I can see that he is wearing a lot of makeup too. More visible in the closeup shots.

      • FLORC says:

        His age and hard living is coming up to him now.

        Their relationship reminds me of an old one I had. You idolize this person. They have what you want. Then you wake up and realize you’re dating a memory you had of someone. OR she’s in it for the long haul and it’s love with or without the money and attention.

    • What was that says:

      Yes ,all of the above..after a PR effort to play nice we get back to insulting Aussie officials….only the Brits are allowed to do that ..mutually over a game of cricket….!!!
      How to win friends,is this a leaf out of Kelly Rutherford’s insult the foreigners that we are taking legal action with playbook?
      This all increases not decreases people’s impatience with The U.S…..
      God Help us all in someone like Trump gets power….this will not end well!!

  7. suze says:

    Are combs and hair brushes confiscated at Italian customs?

    • StaceyP says:

      Maybe that’s where the scarves are too?

    • What was that says:

      Obviously not..I won’t take offence as ironically most Italians are better turned out,like the French than many other nationalities,I include us Brits in the shabby side of chic!!
      Infact while he is there he could do with soaking up some Italian Style,,which generally does not include scarfs and overloading on the jewellery !!..

  8. Daria Morgendorffer says:

    Someone here on CB posted a link to those pictures of Johnny Depp and Amber on DM in response to people leaving comments about how great he looks for a man in his 50’s.

    I think he looks awful. He looks terribly unhealthy. He wears a lot of makeup now because he knows he looks bad, and in pictures from this event he was sweaty and very pale. His teeth also looked like they were rotting.

    I saw a comment on DM that said Amber looks at Johnny not the way an adoring wife looks at her husband, but the way someone lovingly looks like an elderly relative. i totally agree with that. Girl is an opportunist and he seems very desperate at this phase in his life, in my opinion.

    • SilkyP says:

      @Daria Morgendorffer I agree with what you say about the pictures of Johnny and Amber on DM. But what really disturbed me most is the way Amber is often grabbing his face and kissing him hard.

      I first noticed this when they appeared at the Art of Elysium gala last January (when Amber was wearing a white ‘bridal-looking’ dress). She was almost forcing her tongue into his mouth. It disturbed me back then because that type of PDA wasn’t Johnny’s style at all in the past.

      And now, in Venice this weekend, Amber was at it again in the same way. Not in a passionately, but in greedily and possessively. As if she was telling the audience: ‘Look, I OWN him now, this man who was an icon to you for so long. He is mine, I can do with him what I want.’

  9. ickythump says:

    Amber’s face looks different in that first photo. Like it’s bloated or something..

    • evermore says:

      She’s stunning, imo.
      Gorgeous lady.

      • Ickythump says:

        I agree she is so pretty I just think her face looks fuller than normal in that first photo dunno if it’s fillers or bloating or what

    • Rose says:

      ickythump – I agree. Her face looks fuller.

    • Ivy says:

      I was thinking fillers? And Johnny’s face is different too… So much for their “the (true artist) rebel & his young (artistic) bride” image…

    • justpassingby says:

      I thought that I might be imagining this… Somehow, her face looks much fuller!

    • Nibbi says:

      to me it’s totally glaring, like she’s gained a ton of weight to the point of changing her facial structure or something, but the rest of her looks super thin… it’s not just the first photo, but the effect is the most pronounced in that photo. her actual jawline seems to be shaped differently. Cheeks filled? Also, slight wonk-eye? Did she get some work done (but why?? she’s normally stunning) I can’t put my finger on it exactly, it’s frustrating.
      He looks a total mess. Wonder what’s going on with them.

    • isitnaptime says:

      I saw this too and had the unfortunate kneejerk of “could she be pregnant?” DON’T JUMP ON ME, she’s as teeny as she’s always been, I think just some catastrophic part of my brain goes “they’ve been having some hard times/Johnny seems to be trying to clean up his act a bit/Oscar campaign baby.”

      I feel like a bad feminist now.

      • Miffy says:

        You can be a feminist and acknowledge there’s some women out there who use their uteri as currency. A Deppette in the oven would certainly seal the deal for someone who is so stereotypically disposable. Classically played, mid life crisis younger trophy wife, classically played.

  10. Alice says:

    I don’t travel internationally, but even so I know that many if not most countries have stringent quarantine laws. Arrogant dumbos.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Yes, they knew. They just didn’t think it applied to them because they’re special. Those laws are for the protection of animals, so it’s annoying to hear them playing victim about having to obey the law.

      • Kitten says:

        ^^This.
        And I agree with others who are saying that Johnny looks like crap. Also, those lifts are horrific.

        That being said, I’m pumped for Black Mass.

    • What was that says:

      Without a doubt and especially the unique Australasian continent..we almost wiped out the Aborigines with the common cold ,we imported mixamotosis to kill the Rabbit population and now Koala’s are in danger from some blight…
      We are rabies free in the UK due to stringent laws and yet people think it is unfair and try to smuggle pets in at various times
      Depp is an ignorant ……..insert your own words here,….!

  11. InvaderTak says:

    Was he not allowed to touch the dress? What’s with the hover hands?

  12. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Dakota looks very pretty.

  13. Jen says:

    he is slim and attractive in the commercial (and the trailers) so why?? does he look so wide in these photos? this must be a really ill-fitting suit and it’s well known he’s really uncomfortable walking the carpet

  14. Zip says:

    He looks so bloated. But I don’t see what’s wrong with her makeup or dress. I think she looks beautiful.

    • MP says:

      I agree. I love her dress. It’s the first thing I noticed. The neckline is beautiful, sexy but covers and supports unlike that night gown Dakota is wearing. Her hair should have been up or at least brushed though. I don’t like messy hair with beautiful gowns

    • Chinoiserie says:

      Has some other celebrity worn the same dress? It kind of looks familiar. But I guess that is a pretty common type of dress. And she looks beautiful.

    • carol says:

      He looks like a potato in a suit. She on the other hand looks gorgeous. Johnny needs to lay off the cigarettes – just looking at his ashen face gives me asthma – and the booze.

  15. Chinoiserie says:

    Johnny probably would hustle for an Oscar since I believe he did not do it when he was nominated 3 times previously in my recollection. Not that he would not attend events and give interviews but I do not see a big hustle. And nomination seems more likely in my opinion than a win.

  16. Pondering thoughts says:

    Amber’s dress looks like a boring to basic bland Mortisha Addams number to me. Well, Johnny is the star so Amber should go bland.

  17. Kaye says:

    He looks confused, tranquilized, humorless, and upholstered.

  18. sunsetsnow says:

    What is she trying to prove? Something is off. She is trying so hard and he looks…bored. Usually it is the other way around. Her smugness is gross. Money isn’t everything, honey.

    • Wellsie says:

      For sure something is off. She must be so thirsty and/or damaged to be bothering with this mess. Sad.

  19. frisbee says:

    Disappointed. Smuggling those dogs was arrogant, selfish and short sighted, Australia’s import laws are there to protect a fragile and special ecology. From his comments it seems even now he thinks it’s no big deal to flout those laws, there is no remorse or regret in his words and he doesn’t seem to know what respect means – at the age of 51 he’s still playing the teenage rebel and that’s pretty sad imo.
    So the film’s got great reviews and he’s been tipped for an Oscar, no wonder Amber Heard is all over him, he’s looking like a viable player again and she needs to hang on in there – he might still be useful. For his part he looks – from the photo’s at least – to be barely acknowledging her existence and like he’s rather be somewhere else entirely it al looks a bit off JMHO

  20. Dena says:

    He looks like he’s going through something. Hmm.

  21. nora says:

    Amber really is just completely stunning, no denying it. But the pretty must have worn off for Depp because he looks increasingly annoyed by her presences in each photo.

  22. Paige says:

    I saw other pics. Amber is trying so hard to get his attention. He doesn’t seem to care. Yes, I can see this marriage lasting a very long time.

    • Neah23 says:

      Was there any photos of him looking at her inside because he looks so angry in the one above.

      • islandwalker says:

        More stoned out of his mind than angry. Looks like he’s going to topple over any second.

      • Celestine says:

        Look at the DM ones of them leaving the Danish Girl event. He’s clearing being obnoxious and embarrassing her deliberately in his dreamstate. You just know there was a huge fight afterwards! Passive-aggressive Johnny wants her to leave him. He should just end it now – longer he lets it drag out, the costlier.

      • Pondering thoughts says:

        @ Celestine

        I agree with you.
        I don’t think that he purposefully intentionally means to be mean to her but he is … something is there and it makes him do what he does.
        Perhaps he has got the upper hand in their relationship now. She is / plays the adoring wife and is no longer the wild free spirit she was before.

  23. Kath says:

    He looks unhappy and frankly annoyed by his new wife ( for such a new marriage there’s surprisingly little chemistry between them). She seems like she overcompensating and comes across as fake.

    I watched the video of that photo call, it’s sad he’s swaying and seems completely off I do wonder if he’s sober.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3223740/Johnny-Depp-arrives-red-carpet-smoking-cigar-gets-kiss-doting-wife-Amber-Heard-Danish-Girl-premiere.html

    • Pondering thoughts says:

      I watched the video, too, and I wonder why she seems so nervous? She is twichting and turning left and right and has a very muted smile. She tries to entice or to interest Johnny Depp to get a cute couple photo in which both look each other in the eye lovingly but Depp doesn’t get it. He should at least pretend to be in a loving relationship as it is a red carpet thing. But he doesn’t seem to.

    • M.A.F. says:

      I don’t see what you are guys are seeing with her looking nervous. I see him being totally out of it though.

    • MrsBPitt says:

      wow…that video looks like Amber is leading him around, hoping he won’t fall over….

      • kai says:

        The video was sad. He really does look out of it. What a life. as long they make some profit, somebody will hold them up and we all pretend we can’t see it.

  24. Liz says:

    To realize the full horror of it, check all Depp’s pictures (dailymail.online). Baggy trousers and ghastly platform shoes apart,his eye_ makeup was all smeared. Anyway,here in Italy everybody found Amber stunning. She totally stole she show. Whe she did the red carpet alone for her film’s premiere only Johnny’s fans missed him!

    • Daria Morgendorffer says:

      +1

      I was surprised by the pictures on DM. Their relationship looks like it’s in trouble based on how bored he looks to be with her and how hard she’s trying to prove they’re oh so in love. Johnny looks super unhealthy, all bloated and sweaty, his skin coloring is bad. He really looks awful.

      • InvaderTak says:

        Slightly off topic, but speaking of couples and the DM, who spit in Mrs. Redmayne’s porridge? I know she doesn’t smile much but she looks right chuffed at the premier of the Danish girl.

      • Saks says:

        @invadertak, yes I was thinking the same, like she was thinking “oh no, not another 6 months of this s**t”.

    • KellyBee says:

      I thought the pictures of Johnny on here were bad, but he looks awful in the ones at the DM. Amber looks like she trying to get him to smile and he not having it.

      For the love of God what is up with Johnny wearing shoes with 2″ to 3″ inch soles, here I thought Tom Cruise was bad.

      • Pondering thoughts says:

        @ KellyBee

        Exactly. She tries to make him pretend for a “we are in love” couple picture but he can’t be bothered. It is astonishing as that is a red carpet event and such loving couple pictures are usually part of the game. Why else would you bring your spouse?

      • Daria Morgendorffer says:

        Totally agree with you both. Johnny looked annoyed by her in the pictures on DM.

      • Beatrice says:

        Johnny looks so bloated and the ill fitting suit and platform shoes make him look worse. Worst look ever–bring back the scarves. Very sad.

    • suziekew says:

      I Agree @Liz. What I see is a wife who is trying to make Johnny look good. She is wasting her time because there is no way that greasy, disgusting looking man will ever look good again. He has toppled so far in the last 2 years and not even a beautiful, young wife can change his destructive ways. She should get out of this mess before she’s too beaten down (not physically but mentally) and becomes self destructive herself. It’s not easy to live with an addict, no matter the money, it’s a horrendous and depressing life. No wonder she’s away from him so much.

    • SilkyP says:

      @ Liz I have lived in Italy too, and I can imagine the Italians going crazy about Amber. Much as I love them, the Italians can be very superficial and deeply impressed with beauty (especially tall and blonde beauty). In addition to that, couplings of gorgeous young women with old, rich men, are pretty standard there. And by the way, I could easily imagine Amber as a VERY successful Italian TV presenter – they would love her to death.

  25. AmyB says:

    I think Dakota looks just lovely here; I never understood all the hate she always gets, I think she is a beautiful girl. And I like that she is not surgically enhanced, like sooooo many other actresses are these days. I mean she is not stunning like say, Angelina Jolie (but really who is haha??) but I think this look on her is amazing and seems effortless.

    • lisa2 says:

      I don’t know about “hate”.. I think she is pretty; but nothing that would make you look twice.. she has a great figure to me. And she is getting some interesting projects.

      This dress makes me think of “prom”. I think she should have worn something more elegant or done something more with her hair. The color does nothing for her.. dress or hair. I think she would look great as a Red head. her skin tone. The brown color make her look mousy and nondescript.

      • lisa says:

        it looks like the pink dress in carrie and needs more support

        also the undone hair doesnt look like a red carpet event to me

        she’s too oatmealy to hate

    • suziekew says:

      Dakota seems to be a sweet girl and really does try to look classy and elegant. She would look a lot better in that dress if 1) she had some breast support, and 2) if her tattoos were not so obvious and stood out. And yes I know the lovely Angelina has tattoos and I don’t like them one bit either.

      • AmyB says:

        Yeah as much as I LOVE Angelina, as an actress, humanitarian, and just a seemingly all-around kind compassionate person using her celebrity for very good causes, I don’t like her tattoos either. Maybe I am just too old-fashioned haha! (Though I am only in my early 40s but just very got the whole tattoo thing)….But yes I agree about the tattoos not being very attractive. Either way Dakota looks gorgeous and Angelina will always be my ultimate female crush 🙂 Tattoos and all haha!

    • hmph says:

      “And I like that she is not surgically enhanced, like sooooo many other actresses are these days. I mean she is not stunning like say, Angelina Jolie (but really who is haha??)”

      This is funny seeing as Angelina Jolie is one of those surgically enhanced actresses you’re complaining about.

  26. Kath says:

    He seemed more into Dakota than Amber in Venice.

  27. Cara says:

    He looks like a stumpy, sick mess- what a shame that Johnny wasn’t able to keep his sh*t together.

  28. Joyce says:

    He shoûd just apologize and shut up!! Johnny has change since he is dating that stupid-arrogant-selfish-notalent-angelinajoliewaannabe!!!!!!!!! he try so hard to make her happen…she has nothing special, no talent, no charisma, plus she sounds vapod and arrogant. Ok shes pretty…so what!? Not the first and the last pretty girl in Hollyweird… But she needs more to be an actress…a star! and her victim speech in interview on how she is so beautiful and an artist, but there is no interesring character because shes too beautiful!!!! OMG Shut up!!! Its because you have NO talent!!! She cant perform in a 5 minutes no-important role in magic mike!!! depp thinks with his dick because he is the only one who think she is good….i guess he has pay for her role in the Danish Girl….and i guess shes bad in it…again!!! i use to love JD for his heart, soul, kindness, intelligence and talent….now he sounds as arrogant as his stupid wife!!!!!

  29. katie says:

    blerg, as much as Barnaby Joyce maybe went a bit overkill with the euthanising dog comments, his point was valid. our quarantine laws exist for a valid reason and just because you’re some rich celebrity does not mean you are above the law. they are both spoiled Hollywood brats who haven’t been told no enough and all their bitchy asides make them sound like toddlers that didn’t get their way. if you want to act like that fine, but you need a time out and maybe a nap. babies.

    • What was that says:

      I agree wholeheartedly ..All he has done with that comment is remind us of his ignorance and attitude ,I hate it when they think they are so above the law..which is for ‘little people’….
      Barnaby Joyce may be no Adonis but Mr. Depp is loosing his looks ..it he is not careful ..if he is still alive in 20 years,due to his self medicating..he may look just like him!!!!

  30. Tania says:

    Her face looks very very puffy.

  31. Celestine says:

    The Dior commercial was filmed a year ago. He can look like that again or even better. Seems medicated, possibly with drug that causes puffiness. Sounded clear-headef at the press conf – the dog comment was funny! Isn’t the shameless bimbo supposed to face charges 9/7 in Oz? Jailing her away from Johnny would be a beautiful thing!

  32. lisa2 says:

    NOW I HAVE IT.. Dakota looks like Leather Tuscadero from Happy Days.. I just saw one of those old episodes.. and that is who Dakota looks like. I just saw some new pics of her at the Dailyfail.

    YES..

  33. Felice. says:

    That suit is awful

  34. mmm says:

    He was in the press conference when a reporter asked about bringing the dogs to Venice to a gondola trip (very stupid question) and the director of the movie, seemed very upset that a question about this were in the press conference so he said it was “inappropriate”, etc, etc. that’s when Johnny Depp came with the “I killed my dogs and ate them” and everybody went on to laugh…i think he was just trying to break the bad blood between Scott Cooper and the journalist

    Other than that, it’s obvious he has ill feelings toward Barnaby, that’s not deny it, but this looked more like a joke to ease the tension

    • Celestine says:

      Thx for that great explanation. Just like during that conference when, after a journo called his costar Dakota Fanning by mistake, Johnny leaned into his mic and said he changed his name last week, too. Again, seemed ok during the early press conf but went rapidly downhill after Amber appeared. Depp’s team looked upset when she was around.

      • captain says:

        Why? Is there something wrong? He smoked what looked like a joint at her premiere, and though I know Johnny has always been a poser, something is off there. Amber’s eyes are puffy, as if she were crying.

  35. skippy says:

    I think Amber is gorgeous and I love Johnny and he can wear whatever the F*** he likes.

  36. Livvers says:

    I don’t want this to come across as a criticism of Depp’s weight gain because I couldn’t care less, but isn’t it odd when a man who, although known for being slim, has gone through what I call “The Thickening” (a la Travolta) uses weight as an insult against someone else? Like, Johnny. Do unto others.

    • lurker says:

      “The Thickening”
      Hahahahhahahha

    • celestine says:

      Depp has a dry, self-deprecating sense of humor. My take was that he was being ironic about his own weight gain when making the sarcastic remark about the Australian. Like any overweight person, he knows how he looks. It must be uncomfortable for him having to be the focus of attention at these red carpet events, where he knows he’s going to be crucified by bloggers and other industry people because of his current appearance.

    • Leah says:

      I thought the same, he is starting to become quite “big-gutted himself”.

  37. Margareth says:

    It’s always funny for me to read threads about Amber Heard, Amal Clooney and Alicia Vikander. I find the bile and vicious hatred most women have for them (for obvious reasons) very entertaining.

    • lurker says:

      Amber is never going to become a big movie star, but it’ll be interesting to see if Alicia Vikander can become one in light of the already significant amount of dislike people who are aware of her seem to have for her.

      In terms of her acting, sure she seems technically good, but I find her to be boring and forgettable.

    • Goldie says:

      Who’s hating on Amber? I see a couple comments about her being smug, but the vast majority of the negativity is being directed at Johnny.

    • Kath says:

      Magareth
      I don’t think you should put heard in the same category as the other two. Especially with regards to Amal it’s more that she has been sold as this perfect woman and that rubs some people the wrong way. It’s a sort of jealousy in my opinion she can’t be that accomplished people say, almost as if they do not want to believe her career.
      Heard is known to be a rather weak actress. Her career was not going anywhere before she became depps girlfriend, alas now she’s getting ( arguably tiny) parts in much classier projects. Amal was already Involved in high profile cases before clooney . Wikander was cast in all these high profile projects long before she got on the gossip radar or met fassbender. These two women had a career prior to meeting a man. I am no fan of either, but to me It’s easier to see why people side eye heard.
      The problem with heard is she’s not accomplished in her own right. And her presence in gossip pages coincides with depps fall from grace. If she had some sort of career, something people could like her for besides her beauty and marrying depp.. But well that’s not the case. I also think a lot of people feel like she made him less cool. Although she shouldn’t really be blamed for that. He made his own choice.

  38. Mytbean says:

    She loves his money and his fame and his addiction along with the potential early death it will bring only gets her closer to her own exagerated widowed limelight by proxy.

    And… I think he loves her but knows that’s her game but is too invested to walk away so lives in perpetual depression because of bad choices.

    I also think that, because he knows she’s only with him for those reasons, he’s becoming more invested in the hollywood game that deep down has always sickened him.

    • suziekew says:

      Me thinks you have watched too many Dateline NBC shows or read too many murder mysteries. Now, you almost accusing AH of trying to push Johnny into an early grave? I don’t think it will be required to give him even a nudge in that direction, Johnny’s handling that all by himself.

    • kai says:

      He’s a grown man with nearly twice as much life experience and a hundred times more money and power than she has, not some sensitive ingenue. – Not disagreeing that she’s an opportunist by the way, but it makes me angry when adult men are coddled like this.

  39. Katie says:

    I weep for my childhood crush. He used to be so gorgeous and vibrant and perfect. Now, he’s gross.

  40. Giddy says:

    There is a close-up on Gawker that shows his teeth and it is disturbing. It is hard to believe that he won People’s Sexiest Man of the Year not once, but twice! I hope he gets a hold of himself because he is so talented. Amber I find vapid but beautiful. For an actress who is not very talented, she has made a very smart move by being with Johnny.

  41. Gina says:

    Dakota’s breasts look so saggy, and she’s so young!!
    I don’t think much of Amber’s acting skills, but damn, she’s beautiful. What a body! what a face!

  42. BackstageBitchy says:

    Haven’t read thru the comments yet so maybe someone’s already said it but I call Preggo on Amber.
    Her face and arm in that top photo look significantly fuller and less angular than usual.
    It would fit her MO to walk the carpet with a glow and a Cheshire Cat grin, inviting speculation and attention, while nibbling Johnny’s ear, if she did have an early-stage Depp-bun in her oven….

  43. rosmarina says:

    I have to agree with all the comments on Johnny’s appearance. He really looks like he needs to get his drinking under control.

    That said, I read Black Mass a few years ago and loved it. I am really hoping the movie’s a good adaptation. And I think that Johnny Depp is well cast as Whitey Bulger.

  44. BobaFelty says:

    2 for 1 deal on fillers?? Why do they both have weird puffiness in the cheeks?

  45. anne_000 says:

    “some kind of, I don’t know, sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia”

    Ok Depp. We all know that the world’s governments should all submit to you no matter what their own laws are. Australia doesn’t want to give you special celebrity privileges. They’re worried about their own biosystem and you’ll be long gone after any damage is done by any foreigner bringing in whatever they want. So full of himself. No wonder why he married some frivolous young chick so quickly.

  46. TW says:

    Why doesn’t Dior see to it his suits are tailored, at least to some degree? His sleeves and trousers are always abundantly too long for him. It makes the suit look off-the-rack and he needed a “short” cut but bought “regular” or “long.”

    • captain says:

      To be fair, he always dressed awfully. I still remember him in some horrible brown striped suit with Kate in the nineties. It was so bad, I could never forget it.

  47. Josefa says:

    Good for him if the film does well. People seem to dislike him a lot here, but I like Johnny. He’s a very talented with a unique charisma, imo. I can totally understand why so women of all ages are crazy for him (not the current Johnny, though), even when I’m not personally.

    • minx says:

      Not me, I like him a lot. Always have. What saddens me is that he seems to have a substance abuse problem and can’t or won’t get it under control. I’m happy he has challenged himself with this role instead of coasting along with yet another lucrative Pirates movie. He’s very talented.

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      I don’t think people here dislike him, I think they dislike what he’s become. The scarves, the grease and grime, marrying a woman young enough to be his daughter, and abusing alcohol and/or drugs makes it hard for people who loved him years ago to keep loving him now.

  48. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    Awful joke. 😢

  49. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    I’m finding it hard to believe you’re being so hard on Amber’s appearance, Bedhead, but not saying much about Johnny! C’mon, he’s the elephant in the room! His hair, his eyes, his complexion, his horribly fitting tux, THOSE SHOES! Personally, I think he’s got some major issues going on.. :(. Hope he gets it together.

    I just can’t let this slide. Picking on the woman’s looks instead of the man’s when clearly they are mismatched…well, that’s not very feminist. :((

    • lisa2 says:

      I agree with you..

      Amber looks lovely.. JOHNNY NO..

      and why is she being blamed for his appearance and his actions. He is older and has been around this business far longer.

  50. mbg says:

    she looks so fake with him!! those two just seem disconnected, shes a pretty girl but i really don’t see the love here.

  51. Illyra says:

    All I can see are the giant soles of his shoes.

  52. Jasmine says:

    Johnny looks fine and his joke was funny.

    Can’t wait to see Black Mass.

    • Tarsha says:

      His joke was not funny to us Australians. He came across as a disrespectful, rude and entitled douche. I don’t know who would defend him on this.

      • Jasmine says:

        So he came off just like Joyce?

      • Tarsha says:

        No, nothing at all like Joyce. Depp was as I said a disrespectful, rude and entitled douche. And he really displayed the ugly American. Joyce wasn’t. Pay attention. To facts. Not your idolisation of a celeb.

      • Jasmine says:

        Joyce displayed the ugly Australian alright. He could’ve handled it privately and with class, but he didn’t, and he chose to disrespect Depp. He is the real douche, not Depp who would’ve not said anything had Joyce been respectful.

      • Tarsha says:

        Wrong Jasmine-the-ugly-American. Joyce was asked to comment on it by a reporter, since he was the Minister for that area ie biosecurity. Depp is like you, the typical arrogant selfish American bully who thinks he is entitled to special treatment and anything non-American is below them. Depp is just a piece of shit with no respect for anyone, who is scum and good riddance! If he has no respect the serious and fragile ecosystem of a remote island country, he should stay home with all the typical oblivious, disrespectful Ugly American scum, like yourself.

  53. Matador says:

    The lifts on his shoes are comically huge.

    • Nude says:

      Their stylists got them together and made sure their heights coordinated for the red carpet walks before they were let out of the house.

  54. Nude says:

    Johnny looks really bloated. I think he’s coasted on good genes up until now. Time for a green juice detox, Johnny. Amber, in the first pic, is giving me a view into the future when she gets work done. She looks like she just had a chemical peel or something. Probably just the angle.