Paris Hilton dresses like your friendly neighborhood sex robot

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Just when you thought Paris Hilton couldn’t get any more beautiful, she goes and does… this. I don’t even really know what “this” is, in this context. Paris Hilton goes and dresses like an S&M robot from the future? Paris Hilton’s headband falls over her eyes, and she’s too lazy to do anything about it? Paris Hilton breaks off the back of a patio chair and wraps it around her middle? I have no clue.

According to WENN, Paris was wearing this getup as part of a photo shoot. But for what? To me that’s just a convenient excuse for dressing like an idiot. So she’s dressed like Lady GaGa, wearing her “I think I’m so hot, I am so turned on by myself right now” expression for no discernible reason. Has Paris ever actually looked at herself? I think she must have one of those trick mirrors that’s fooling her, because clearly she doesn’t see what the rest of us see.

The people inside the hotel room are clearly looking at her like she’s the most pathetic moron in the world. Or else I’m transferring here. Probably both. I just love how impressed Paris is with herself. “Ooh, I’m strutting on a balcony dressed like a moron. Be in awe of me!” I’m out of things to say. The pictures speak for themselves – and they say so much that I’m speechless. Almost.

Asinine photos thanks to WENN and Fame Pictures .

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  1. Trillion says:

    Please let her go on the Ted Nugent human hunting reality show and get eliminated in the first episode.

  2. Kate says:

    Wow, she really doesn’t have that great a body. Sure she’s thinner than the average American, but definitely not toned or “in shape.” Blech.

  3. JLO FROM DA BLOCK says:

    EW WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER

  4. Wench. says:

    Argh! Attack of the killer feet!

  5. the original kate says:

    # kate: yeah, i don’t think that paris works out at all. she just sticks her finger down her throat and takes some laxatives after each meal.

  6. GuyIncognito says:

    For a skinny girl she looks incredibly flabby.

  7. Pufft says:

    *PUKE*

  8. neelyo says:

    She never had a good body, she was just young. I think she’s finally becoming aware of her own irrelevance. It’ll be fun watching her get more and more desperate for attention.

  9. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Escaped from an 80’s music video.

  10. leslie says:

    She got a little fat in 2007–then made herself skinny. She’s still thin, but looks like she might be eating again.
    She has some fat thighs ready to bust out of her skinny jail.

  11. lisa says:

    Idiot.

  12. Kimberly says:

    I didnt know Louboutins ran big .

  13. KLaw says:

    I admire her spunk but she is delusional!

  14. Frenchie says:

    when you think she is probably smiling all that time while seing nothing through her glasses – or head band ?-
    What an idiot !

  15. Charley Kane says:

    A plain girl with pretty eyes and a delicate figure. Her mouth always reminds me of the pinheads in Tod Browning’s Freaks. Dont ask me why.

  16. TinaWithPom says:

    The more “sexy” this woman dresses (or undressses), the more unsexy she comes across. Come on, dear, you’re not 18 any more, you’re 28! I hate to say it, but Paris needs to start acting her age.

  17. Mairead says:

    KLaw:
    April 4th, 2009 at 8:33 am
    I admire her spunk but she is delusional!

    😆

    The comment that spawned a thousand smutty jokes 😈

  18. lrm says:

    she’s hideous;i think her fashion sense rivals phoebe price…as does her D list ranking-or is that F list?
    He fashion is like some bizarre,perverted Alice in Wonderland inspired costuming. Seriously,I’m always still amazed by what she puts on-those bows,the hair…and yea,her reasonable but not amazing figure.
    We really should appreciate her for the humor value,you know? Everyone needs a laugh now and then.

  19. Wow to be honest… she is really disgusting. She makes being Rich and Flashy so trashy… famous for being a video ***!

    This is just Great:
    “The people inside the hotel room are clearly looking at her like she’s the most pathetic moron in the world.” HAHA!

  20. Gistine says:

    God I hate her so much.

  21. buenavissta says:

    get. a. life. you could probably buy yourself one, Paris. It would have as much meaning and purpose as everything else you buy.
    She makes me proud to be poor!

  22. Courtney H says:

    I wouldn’t call her “fat,” necessarily, but jeez… She shouldn’t be calling attention to her gut with whatever that thing is, and that sarong isn’t hiding those thunder thighs and droopy butt.

    Whoever this photoshoot is for, they’re going to be spending half the money on airbrushing her party belly out of the pictures.

  23. Jason says:

    I just dont like her. Did you see that British Best Friends show? How she walked? HAHA! It’s like she was on a cat walk.. what a moron!!

  24. Kylie says:

    Fat? She does not look fat! Come on!
    Fark I hate those comments. It makes the average woman feel obese.

    She is an obsolute moron though!

  25. KLaw says:

    Oh Mairead, you are so bad!!!

  26. cassandra says:

    I think she look great! Whats with these jealous comments girls? Do half of you girls even look better then her? Dun think so!

  27. sara says:

    so basically what we all think is she is a waste of egg and sprem
    she shouldnt have the right to breath and if she ever gets a child take it away from her as soon as it pops out!!

  28. sara says:

    and she is not even that pretty!! but she is not fat though i have seen fat at that aint fat

  29. adb says:

    Come on now. You know full well that this outfit was for a photoshoot.

    Why are you wasting your time writing crazy stuff about Paris. It’s not like she is going to go away or something, no matter what you say.