The new Kardashian-Jenner trend is to give people ridiculously expensive vehicles on milestone birthdays. Kylie recently received a “gifted” $320,000 Ferrari from Tyga when she turned 18. (By the way, Tyga is calling Kylie his fiancee on Snapchat, but let’s ignore him.) Now Kylie has given her BFF, Jordyn Woods, a Mercedes for her 18th birthday. I actually feel bad for not knowing this is Kylie’s best friend, but perhaps it’s her dearest childhood friend. Kylie rarely posts photos of anyone but herself anymore (that’s not a dig, just a fact), and she’s papped with a variety of pals at any given moment. Regardless of affordability, the car is a very extravagant present, which cost at least $70,000.
Jordan followed up with her own Instagram pic, saying she felt “blessed,” and “do good and good things will happen.” This crowd’s priorities are so whack.
Kylie has also come under fire for Jordyn’s birthday cake at the party where the car was gifted. TMZ posted a photo, which came from Jordyn’s Instagram page (but is now deleted). The confection looks like Easter vomited inside a box, and — in cutesy icing — is the n-word. Jordan says the n-word cake really happened as a gift from “friends,” but Kylie completely denies that she gifted the cake. Kylie says she gave Jordyn this cake instead.
My cute little cake to Jordyn the other day. The other one was not my gift ๐ pic.twitter.com/PEw5HJErCO
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 24, 2015
Photos courtesy of Kylie Jenner and Jordan Woods on Instagram & WENN
That headline escalated quickly. I’m still waking up, and reading that had me all kinds of “da fuq?!”
Happy Friday, y’all.
Lmao!
she never paid for the car…she’s always shady. her family always wants to give an impression that is false. they are pathological liars…Ontario Mercedes…bumfarc egypt from calabasas
Yes! I wondered about the Ontario thing too!!
robynsing: “…bumfarc egypt from calabasas”. It’s almost 1am here, and insomnia has kicked in. I was punting and rolling a boiled sweet around my mouth with my tongue, and when I read that, laughed so hard I spat it out with such force I thought I’d cracked my iPad screen. Too funny!
Can anyone explain to me why people even care for Kylie Jenner or any other Kardashian? What are they even famous for? Why do people care?
And btw, I would be pissed of as hell if my rich friend bought me an expensive car. All that money could have been given away to someone who doesn’t even can afford food or given away to a charity organisation.
I don’t know!!
I can’t lie; I wouldn’t be pissed. ๐
LOL, Santia. I’d be pissed if my rich friend gave me $1 million, because they could totally give it to someone else.
Lol me neither!
Honestly, the girl needs to pay for an education. Something to fall back on.
she has something to fall back on…..think about it?
Good lord, I’m 30 next year and I think I look younger than she does. I can never feel anything but sad for her.
Lol I am 42 and feel the same way! They will all be broke and have a grey gardens style documentary about them. Cant wait to see their melted faces, bald spots, and expensive rags draped around themselves while they feed the raccoons!
The Photoshopped thigh gap in the fist pic is so sad.
I thought they used photoshop to get her legs together…..
She looks strung out in the last picture. All I could think of with the gift of the car is that she is buying her friends (probably not true but that’s what it screams to me). As far as the cake, of course she will deny it as she has already been called out for wearing cornrows and other cultural appropriations. As far as Tyga saying she’s her fiance, she is denying it saying he is just making fun of what someone else said (can’t remember who that someone else is – it was said on another sight).
Does she ever smile? Such dead eyes.
Kylie is the one member of the Kardashian/Jenner that I think will have the most difficult time when the fame and spotlight moves elsewhere. She just comes across as a sad and lonely girl. There have been posts about how brother Rob is the “lost” one, but Kylie seems headed for serious trouble. I hope I am wrong
Ontario is a long way to go to buy a new mercedes, what, she couldnt find a closer dealer? There are many.
edit: I’m not thinking Ontario, Canada for those of you who dont know Cali.
The fact that the name of the dealership is featured prominently int he photo makes me think they gave it to her in exchange for publicity.
My guess also
This. Unless it is a free lease and MB Ontario gave it to Kylie for free for publicity.
Why would she buy a car from a dealership that’s at least two hours of heavy traffic away from her rich enclave? If her buddy is from Ontario they must not hang out too much. Has anyone seen this girl with her before or does she just order up cars for her “friends” all the time?
What an empty existence.
These people. You give a wildly inappropriate gift, and the recipient responds by saying she did good things so good things are happening to her. I hate that philosophy. Do good so you will gain material wealth. Not because you will be a better person, or to help others, but so you will get a fancy car. They really just take up space that could be used for so much more interesting and valuable things. Shallow and stupid don’t begin to cover it. I wonder what “good things” she did. Lip liner lessons for the poor?
Brow-pencil tutorials for the disabled. Butt-plumping-cream-application lessons for the blind.
GNAT, I agree. Whoever said that if you do good things, good things will happen to you? That’s really not the way it works and your comment about doing good and then receiving material wealth is spot on.
Yeah that do-good-get-good-things mantra can kick rocks.
Do good for your spirit and soul, because it enriches your life to help others and you become a more humble responsible person. Not to get Mercedes from your friend who’s basically working as a cam girl at this point.
I wonder what โgood thingsโ she did. Lip liner lessons for the poor?
GNAT. I’ve said it before but you rock. Never change. <3
Maybe she wanted to shop around, decide what kind of car. So many cars/dealers there it’s a destination for car shoppers (and not much else). Good airport if you’re headed to the local mountains.
Are you kidding? No way did she drive out to Ontario to shop around. I’m from one town north of there and nobody from calabasas shops cars in ontario. There are a million dealerships out there and another fletcher jones in Newport Beach. Cucamonga, upland and Ontario are not where people like her shop for cars.
Used to be a great place to live though.
I miss So Cal.
I miss the old SoCal. Just left for good a year ago. Up in crime, dirt and traffic. Even the nice areas. Born and raised there and I dearly miss my mountains. Don’t miss the cost or government.
My frame of reference is dated–I went to Ontario to look for cars from Laguna. But I was also a broke college kid back in the 90s. But isn’t fletcher jones just as far? Definitely more high end.
Well I guess this happens when you’re rich, young and your parents encourage you to be an “adult” and handle your own finances (in the millions) before you’re even 18.
Girl is going to do a MC Hammer. Hell, even a Lohan. She’s spending for broke. Honey, your revenue stream will NOT always be there. You better save some.
This is so true, especially if she’s looking to Tyga for financial advice or guidance.
The Pope? Is that like a new club? Tyga call the paps, we got to go there tonight.
nah she’ll do a sex tape for 10 million and laugh all the way to the bank
Apparently she did not listen to the Pope speak yesterday.
Personally I like the birthday girl’s comment that she feels blessed and grateful.We don’ t know what this girl means when she says do good and good things will come to you.Personally I feel the more good things I
do ,the more blessings I receive.The more charity work I do, the more volunteer work I do, it seems to often translate to more gifts to me.I am not going to judge this girl on her friendship with Kyle.Lala Anthony is a friend of Kim’ and she does tons of charity work.
As for the car,The dealership probably gave the Kardashians a deal now their tens of millions of followers will give them the dealership more business.
Of course she gave Jordyn the n-work cake the Kardashians think they are black when it’s convenient. Someone told her she would get in trouble for it, that’s why she had Jordyn take down the photo and Kim 2.0 conveniently posted this new cake photo.
…I don’t even have words, says a lot about both her and her friends. Like the guy from the band Devo who was ‘gifted’ a 9/11 cake for his wedding. Some people just suck.
Oh that 9/11 cake! And to take it further the same genius friends had box cutters there as wedding favors. I don’t see the humor in it what so ever. Some may think enough time has passed and it’s acceptable to do something like that, but I disagree. Just was downtown yesterday and still can’t get used to The Freedom Tower, and can’t walk those streets without thinking about the horror of that day.
If a friend ever gave me something like that with the box cutters I’d honestly end the friendship. That’s just a level of callousness that can’t possibly be contained to just a sense of humor. You don’t have to have any family members or know anyone who was involved in a national tragedy to empathize with the pain that must come from the experience. Just completely disgusting.
I like fun gossip and looking at all the pretty dresses and shoes that would break my ankle.
This story is NOT that. I feel like I need a brain shower after seeing that first picture.
Like someone once said this is getting to be rigoddamndiculous. It’s like the comic strips, every day there is the Adventures of Kylie. She and they will never go away if these sites don’t stop posting every time they fart. Make them disappear already. Especially her, this isn’t Seventeen magazine. Geesh.
$70,000 is not an extravagant gift for this family. That’s nothing to them. The n word cake is ridiculous.
Please can we stop using the word ‘gifted’ she gave or was given!
It’s bad enough that ‘gotten’ has crept into the English language…
gifted
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adjective
adjective: gifted
having exceptional talent or natural ability.
“a gifted amateur musician”
synonyms: talented, skilful, skilled, accomplished, expert, consummate, master(ly), first-rate, polished, adroit, dexterous, able, competent, capable, apt, deft, adept, proficient; More
intelligent, clever, bright, brilliant, quick, sharp, perceptive;
precocious, advanced for one’s age, old beyond one’s years, forward, ahead of one’s peers, mature;
informalcrack, top-notch, top-drawer, top-hole, ace, wizard, genius
Tessa: ๐๐๐
This girl had a cake shaped like a penis for her own 17th birthday. She has no tact whatsoever.
Why would she spend so much money injecting fat in her butt and thighs, just to photoshop a thigh gap?
I saw a clip yesterday where Kim was saying to Kylie “How do you feel now that you’ve dethroned me?” and Kylie said no she didn’t dethrone her, then Kim said “yes, I pass the torch to you now.”
What. The. Actual. F…??
Like school on Saturday……smh
Ha ha oh please Kim is not willingly giving up that “torch”. Also, this family is so gross. Yes Kylie please take over Kim’s position in society of being nothing more than a woman who takes selfies and poses nude all day.
Trust Kim clawed tooth and nail to avoid it but it can’t be helped…she aged out. The world doesn’t care about women into their 30’s. Kim was famous for her looks and now that they’ve started to fade and her injections have made her look weird…she has nothing to hold on to. Gross that the world globed onto a teenager and not a woman at least into her 20’s.
She also said she was happy to “pass on all her knowledge” to Kylie. I almost peed my pants laughing.
What knowledge? How to keep Arab men paying you?
Ok but they all have the same friends. The people who did gift her the “n” word cake are still people Kylie hangs with which means they have no problem using/saying the word.
Also, Kylie will be broke soon if she keeps spending like this. Someone tell her who MC Hammer is please.
I wonder what Jordan’s parents think… If another person gave my child a gift like that I would be pissed. I don’t care how much money you have, my child can earn her own car.
perhaps it was a Shut up with all the dirt you have one me gift ๐
Her friend would have to be rich too to pay for the insurance and maintenance on that thing.
All I got from my BFF was a dinner (karaoke) and a movie. Us normal folks only dream of splurging on things like expensive cars.
PS: To my bestie,
Do you see this Lisa, you better step up your game! ๐
My guess is this was all staged so it could be filmed for show. Dealership probably renting it to her for a certain time period for advertising on show. Tyga looks like he is about to cry in that pic where Kylie looks like if she moves wrong her body will crack and fall apart.
More lies. Don’t believe a word they utter
I feel like I know way more about this kid’s intimate waxing habits than I should.
Last photo: dead eyes. What happened to this chick?