The second coming of Yeezus: Kim Kardashian due on Christmas Day

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in LA yesterday. I’ve become so numb to Kim’s terrible maternity fashion that I actually think this maternity look is okay, especially compared to Kim’s most recent looks. Do I wish she would rethink her insistence on below-the-knee hemlines? Sure. Do I wish she would stop with this nude/grey/pink neutrals? God, yes. Am I tired of the butt-covering ninja coats? Absolutely. Do I think Lucite stripper heels are ideal for the third trimester? NO.

And by all accounts, Kim is in her third trimester in this, her neverending second pregnancy. Ever since she announced this pregnancy, we’ve been told that she’s due in December. Now TMZ has a tip that Kim is actually due on Christmas Day. Yeezus made a Jesus baby.

Kim Kardashian’s due date is December 25, 2015 … seriously. Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, doctors have back timed the date of conception and they’ve been told their son will be born on Xmas day.

Obviously, the due date is always a little up in the air, but Xmas is the likely date, and here’s why. We’re told Kim has a condition where the placenta grows too deeply into the uterus, which could be dangerous. We’re told as of now, doctors are planning on a natural birth on Xmas day, but a c-section might be necessary that day for safety reasons, if she doesn’t give birth beforehand. And, we’re told, Kim and Kanye have already booked a Deluxe Maternity Suite at Cedars-Sinai in L.A.

[From TMZ]

I actually don’t doubt that Kim is due around Christmas, but my guess is that she’ll give birth a few weeks earlier, either out of choice or medical necessity. North came weeks early too, but that was a preeclampsia issue. This time around, the issue is the placenta accreta and what will probably be an emergency hysterectomy. Kim is being heavily monitored by her doctors and dollars to donuts, she’ll have a C-section a week or two before Christmas.

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  1. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    And this wasn’t planned at all.

    • Lama Bean says:

      +1
      That was my first thought too. She’s probably due in January and planned the birth for Christmas Day.

      • V4Real says:

        +100. Oh the baby is due close to the 25th so let’s just schedule a C-section for that day.

        Her face looks like a wax figure.

      • LA Juice says:

        +1000! at first I was disgusted and assumed she’d C-section it. then I realized that if she does, it could be the best thing that ever happened to us. Christians, and especially fundamentalists) are not going to take kindly to that, and it may signify the beginning of the end of the reign of the reality whore and the KKK Bravo TV empire.

        please please be so stupid as to do this.

    • Bonnie says:

      I’m waiting for the “emergency c-section” headline on 12/25. (Disrespectful to any mama and baby ever really in that position!)

    • Zingara says:

      He can’t possibly have his first son born on any day other than 25 December, can he? So she’s not as far along as she first claimed, then? I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they organised the delivery months ago, with a nice paycheque for the doctors etc., for a couple of hours work, at best, on Chrissie Day. Uffa…these people.

      • atiaofthejulii1 says:

        My daughter’s birthday is the 23, my nieces the 24th, how superficial of me to say it but………………….I hope her baby isn’t born anywhere near those two days!
        And no doctor is going to schedule a planned c-section on Christmas Day. Just like with North’s birth, Kim is going early and I think her due date was always at the beginning of December not toward the end, she did IVF and of course you know your due date. If she really has a hole in her uterus, she shouldn’t be having a baby. No doctor would let her go through IVF with that condition. Kim better hope she doesn’t have a hysterectomy. I had one at 40 and it is one the of worst things that happened to me. If she thinks pregnancy makes her miserable, this is so much worse. I know, everything that family says is a lie. They disgust me but why do we comment on them?

  2. Shaunna says:

    Does she call the paparazzi EVERY SINGLE DAY?

  3. capepopsie says:

    I Just don´t get how she can wear those heels!
    My feet would be killing me, and I´m NOT pregnant.

    • Sabrine says:

      I think she looks fine, nothing wrong with her attire. The heels are her choice, not mine, and I would not criticize a pregnant woman for what she chooses to wear on her own body. The maternity fashions where fabric just drapes down and hides the outline of the bump, are a thing of the past. Clingy, form fitting tops are the style now. Her clothes are stretchy and I suspect they’re very comfortable. The long, flowy coats give her a sense of security from people/paps trying to take photos of her from the back.

    • Tessy says:

      I can’t see those stupid shoes with any pregnancy let alone one with complications. Throwing her body out of alignment like that is just not healthy.

      • Pinetree13 says:

        I agree. I don’t care if some call me judgy….wearing super high heels that far into pregnancy makes you look like a fashion victim, superficial fool. I think it’s idiotic. Buy some semi-comfy flats for crying out loud or at least a low heel. Ridiculous. Plus it really buys into the narrative that women must absolutely always be decorative first no matter what is going on in their lives.

  4. BooBooLaRue says:

    Triplets?

  5. Camilla L-M says:

    What’s with the heel on her right foot on the 2nd pic?? 😀 I don’t think she’s comfortable w this way of dressing at all. Just don’t get why she continues.

    • Delta Juliet says:

      I noticed that too and I miss everything. Looks like it snapped right off.

    • bellenola says:

      Right, like cute wedges don’t exist? Or GOD FORBID, flats?

    • Matador says:

      HA, exactly what I came down here to say too. Snaapppppppppppp goes the heel.

    • lucy says:

      Why would ANYONE wear those cheap looking shoes?

    • Zingara says:

      Camilla, I had to go back and look. Are those heels unusually bendy? They look normal in the next pic, but the photos could be out of sequence. Whatever, the shoes are ridiculous, uncomfortable- and really cheap-looking and just plain f-ugly. Didn’t she say – in the In Bed a With Kim And Kylie thing – she was going to pull her head in for a while in the last weeks of pregnancy? So do it. And get some flats.

  6. teehee says:

    Same trick as last time– to compete with the birth of the prince, now to compete with the birth of Christ.
    JESUS H

  7. Kitten says:

    The heels on those shoes look like they’re about to snap. Her maternity style is so f*cking atrocious. I mean, truly abysmal.

    I was born the day after Christmas and I wouldn’t wish that sh*t on any child, even a Kartrashispawn.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      I was born the day before, and I completely agree.

      Kim is a whole two months less pregnant than I am, and she looks twice my size. She must be so miserable.

    • swack says:

      My grandson was born on the day after and it isn’t fun for him either!

    • Kezia says:

      26th for me too, not ideal!

    • A mascarada says:

      I gave birth 3 weeks earlier due family Christmas stress, and 19 years later my son is still complaining about his poor chance of being born on the day after… yeah, not ideal indeed.
      But capricorn is great 🙂

    • Pinetree13 says:

      Thanks kitten…my family thought I was a weirdo for being worried about giving birth to my January child at Xmas. Everyone kept saying “I bet you can’t wait to get this pregnancy over with” and I was like “what! No!!!! I want to get as far from Xmas as I possibly can make it!” My goal was to get at least two weeks away from Xmas and I made it. Phew. Babies are always welcome of course but I feel for the little ones waiting so long for their one time of year for lots of gifts (Jan isn’t ideal either) and those dreaded combo gifts some people do. Poor you guys! Took so long to conceive I didn’t have the luxury of planning the month.

  8. mkyarwood says:

    That sounds nightmareish. Whatever else her upbringing did to her, it gave her remarkable stamina. Hope everything goes okay.

  9. Sarah says:

    Isn’t this Kanye’s new line? His stuff from fashion week look really similar to the nude dresses & she’s been wearing..

  10. Sam says:

    I had an ex whose birthday was Christmas and his mother found it really weird. She went into the hospital in the wee hours and didn’t have him until early evening on Christmas. She always said she distinctly remembered Its A Wonderful Life on the TV while the nurse was yelling at her to push harder. Overall, she said she remembered it as being kind of weird and surreal. And of course now they kind of have a disjointed holiday – do you celebrate Christmas first or the birthday? How do you do it? But they’d adapted just fine, I think.

    ETA: My birthday is December 20th, but my due date was the 26th. My mom said she mentally committed to either going early or “holding it in” until the 26th. She was adamant about not having a Christmas baby, but I’m not sure how that would have worked out for her. I think if the water broke on Christmas, she was planning to cross her ankles and hope for the best.

    • swack says:

      That’s funny, my daughter was in labor all day on Christmas and she was determined NOT to have the baby on Christmas either. Had she gone in, she would have had him on the 25th because she had to have a c-section – no choice.

    • swack says:

      You know full well she will not go until Dec 25th. I think she had North early because she wanted to not because of pre-eclampsia. If she were truly worried about pre-eclampsia with North she would not have traveled as she did or go out and about every day as she did. Also, still don’t believe the placenta accreta story. From the Mayo clinic website: “Placenta accreta is considered a high-risk pregnancy complication. ” Women with high risk pregnancies don’t go flying around the country. Also, if she had this with North, she would most likely have had the hysterectomy after North. Just saying.

      Whoops, wrong place for this comment – sorry.

  11. dr mantis toboggan says:

    And this baby will also ask, “why me?”

  12. Trillian says:

    Back timed conception? I thought she had IVF? So the conception time should be set. She just scheduled her c-section for Christmas day …

    • Lee1 says:

      Yes, this exactly. I’m currently 33 weeks pregnant via IUI and seeing as we’re a same-sex couple, there are no chances I could have gotten pregnant any day but the day of the IUI. We’ve known our due date since before we knew for sure I was pregnant.

      Plus, even with a typical conception, due dates are calculated based on an early ultrasound or barring that, the date of your last period. I don’t think TMZ understands how pregnancy works.

      But I’m totally sold on the scheduled c-section explanation too.

      • Jan says:

        Congrats, Lee1.

      • THOT says:

        Congrats Lee1. Wishing you a safe, complication free birth.

      • Sarah says:

        Due dates aren’t exact though. Full term is 37 weeks. While they might estimate the perfect 9 month date, if the majority of babies come “early” or “late” doesn’t it show you it’s an estimate? Babies come when they decide.

      • Lee1 says:

        Thanks guys!

        And yes, it’s definitely just an estimate. A vast majority of babies are obviously not born on their exact due date. But TMZ is reported on how the due date was supposedly calculated in a way that doesn’t make sense to me.

    • Beezers says:

      TMZ reports everything Pimp Mama tells them to post, whether it’s logical or not!

  13. MoeC23 says:

    My bday is Dec 23rd. I’m gonna be mad if that kid is born on my bday! Lol

  14. Nicolette says:

    You can bet that baby will be born on Christmas Day. Whether having labor induced or Kanye squeezing her legs shut so it doesn’t come out before midnight Christmas Day Yeezus will make damn sure of it.

  15. Ravensdaughter says:

    Good God, she has almost three more months? She looks almost due now!

  16. boredblond says:

    It won’t be Christmas..if she can’t be the most important story of the day, no way. It might be the dress, but she looks really big to me..more Thanksgiving than Christmas..

  17. Chelly says:

    Totally planned….IVF = exact day of conception = exact day of delivery. They knew what they wanted and what they were doing. They wanted a boy, they wanted a Christmas baby & they got it…now we just wait for the name. And the countdown begins

    • Yabby says:

      I agree. This was planned. Having a baby on Christmas would only add more fuel to Kanye’s god-complex. Makes me want to vomit.

      • Alana says:

        Of course it’s planned like everything else she does ” I woke up like this sh*T”
        I seriously give them 3 years at the most after this baby is born before divorce. Kanye is going have wondering eye soon . Even he must be tired of all the plastic surgeries etc and will want a more natural looking person

  18. Tiffany27 says:

    Are those heels stable? They look like they’re about to give in that pic up top.

  19. Josephine says:

    I can’t imagine that she’ll make it until then. She already looks like she dropped. I think she lied the last time about the due date and is floating lies again. That kid was not early last time; I think she lies for drama for the show.

  20. meghan says:

    My birthday is 10 days before Christmas and that is still an absolute nightmare for a child growing up (no class parties, no outside birthday activities, one present from friends and family ‘for both holidays!’ blugh) BUT this only applies to us normal everyday peasants! I am certain that kimye will designate the whole month of December as an opulent, materialistic fiasco every year, all the way to renaming christmas as eastonwestmas or wth they name that boy. You know its true because if a kid of hers is getting fabulous gifts, just imagine the presents kim will feel entitled to!!

    • DTX says:

      “renaming christmas as eastonwestmas”

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAAAAAAA! I love it! You know Kanye would and Kim is like a programmed Fembot, “I just thought it was, like, sooooo sweet that Kanye would think that up. I am, like, soooo blessed. It’s, like, soooooo amazing.” :::::plastic mouth hanging open:::::::

      • Zingara says:

        “Because, like, my husband is so amazingly creative! It’s like, so surreal, that he can, like, invent language like that. But, like, you know, he is, like, a creative genius poet…#Blessed”

  21. word says:

    The Kardashians and TMZ eat out of the same bowl. I believe nothing Kim says. She has to stay in the news, so this is the latest lie she came up with. Enough already.

  22. Tough Cookie says:

    I hope the baby is healthy and Kim too….that being said I love the idea of him being born on Christmas day because…photo ops. The baby in a manger, Kim and Kanye as Mary and Joseph, North dressed as an angel, or a shepherd.

  23. Astrid says:

    I’m betting on a C-section/tummy tuck when it’s convenient for her around the holidays for maximum drama. Not to discount the placenta issue but still….

  24. minx says:

    These two have no chemistry whatsoever.

  25. FingerBinger says:

    It’s coming from TMZ that means it’s true. They’re the official unofficial mouthpiece for the Kardashians.

  26. ickythump says:

    You couldn’t make it up – oh wait, they just did. If Yeezy wants his son born on Xmas day then so it shall be written. He’ll have to find a big cork though as KK looks about ready to pop!!

    • Vampi says:

      “He’ll have to find a big cork though”
      OMG…I had to do a cartoon double take on that!! I thought the word “cork” was another, similar word at first!!!! And I was all….HAAAHAAAA! So true!! But alas… cork it was. Still….LOL!!

  27. Tacos and TV says:

    Kanye is not very tall. What, like 5’8, maybe? Maybe that’s why he’s so Napoleon.
    That’s all I’ve got.

  28. Amy M. says:

    I think having any December birthday if you celebrate Christmas just sucks. My cousin is born on Christmas and I can tell she is already over it (she’s almost 15). When she was little my aunt would make us watch her tear open all her Christmas gifts AND birthday gifts, it was excruciating because it’s not fun watching a toddler tear open gift wrap.

    If Kim does give birth on Dec. 25th what are the chances they name their son Jesus? They could pronounce it the Spanish way which is a real name. Or Winter. December? Or just Kanye Jr?

  29. MadMenluv says:

    Yey!!!! A C-Section for Christmas! A C-Section for Christmas!

    “Daddy, Daddy, the teacher says, “Every time a bell rings a Kardashian gets lip fillers!!”

    “Meet me at Cedar Sinai” starring Kim and Kanye Kardashian– “Choo Choo Choo go the buttcheeks, clang clang clang go the heels…”

    “You’ll shoot your eye out Kim!!! Oops wait, Ray J already did that!”

    oh these just write themselves!!!

  30. Vampi says:

    Both of my wee ones were born on their EXACT due dates. The doc calculated from my last period and it was right on.
    On another note….my oldest brother was born on Christmas day, so all of his gifts under the tree said ” TO: (his name)Merry Christmas & Happy Birthday!”
    He got robbed every year. He’s 57 now and he still hates it, and still gets ONE gift that covers both.
    And yes….Kim will, like, totally like, give birth to Easton on Christmas Day..like oh em gee!

  31. alicegrey12 says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

  32. Seraphina says:

    Yezzus is having a Jesus baby.

    I almost choked on my drink. THAT was hilarious. Well done Kaiser.

  33. TJ says:

    Am I the only one who read this, “Narcissistic fame whores quietly schedule C-section for December 25th”?

  34. Carli says:

    Can we talk about how good this headline is???

  35. Trashaddict says:

    She’d better have that baby before the 25th or it’s going to freaking explode out of her baby like Alien. Now THERE’s a mental picture!

  36. Black Sun Empire says:

    Ha!

    Christmas birth, yeah okay, fine. But baby Jesus wasn’t bourne on 25 December. Idiots. The entire lot of them.