LOL, this outfit is not flattering at all, Salma Hayek. [Popoholic]
Sam & Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s intense Instagram. [LaineyGossip]
Lisa Vanderpump is bringing animal rights to China? [Reality Tea]
Dear Hilary Duff: those jeans should have been burned in the ‘80s. [Celebslam]
Jeremy Jackson is still a total mess. [Dlisted]
Vicki Gunvalson believes Brooks Ayers lied about having cancer. [Starcasm]
This story is really disturbing. [Jezebel]
Nick Gordon could face murder charges? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Cathriona White was married, she left her husband for Jim Carrey. [CDAN]
Matt Bomer’s husband isn’t bothered by his sex scenes. [ICYDK]
Halloween costume: sexy pizza rat? [The Frisky]
Gwyneth Paltrow loves some pink light on her boobs. [Seriously OMG WTF]
It would be marginally better if it didn’t have that ruffle across the chest–just where she didn’t need it.
I kind of love that there appears to be grease stains on it.
It’s probably just water from a recent hand washing.
Scratch that. It was raining! Lol
Rain droplets.
No. Grease from a burger with fries. The End.
No one – over the age of 12 – should wear sleeves puffed at the top. No. One.
That and the dress is too small.
Why are people still matching their eyeshadow and outfits?
STAHP.
That’s a big pet peeve of mine. Make up isn’t an outfit accessory. It’s a beauty enhancer.
Sam creeps me out too. It’s not the relationship if how she act outside of that. Side eyeball day long. That she’s a wearer of Stella doesn’t help.
Well yeah, it’s a beauty enhancer, but you can totally mismatch makeup with an outfit and it kills both. It doesn’t have to be matchy matchy but they should be complimentary. She should not have literally matched them, but I still disagree with you a bit there.
The color is really nice on her but she should not have used it as the color of her eyeliner as well.
It’s hideous; not flattering AT ALL. She often wears strange stuff like this for some reason.
I’ve never liked her over the top breast implants, which look kind of awful in this dress, like large balloons. I’m not a fan of the ruffle either and the dress also looks a bit uncomfortable. Seeing that she has access to almost any designer dress at all, her choices are interesting.
is it me or are those balloons attached really low on her chest? She always seems so self-satisfied.
That’s not a cute dress for sure. Eek.
Could you guys please stop covering Cathriona White? This is a gossip forum, suicide is the most awful way of losing a loved one and she was not even famous. This is the last thing her family and friends need. Heck, I even feel bad talking about her suicide and a Salma Hayek dress in the same comment.
+1 and RIP
I agree. That Cathriona story was gross. We don’t know if it’s true and it just feels so invasive and “blamey”.
Report on Jim Carey. He sounds like a real shite. IMO
Devastating situation all around. I was painfully reminded of my own experience with a man who had NPD. No more coverage. It’s all very triggering for people who have experienced mental illness or lost a friend or loved one due to one. Healing thoughts to everyone involved. RIP
I have just give up on Salma. She will never change her fashion tastes.
That dress would work on someone less booby (and possibly 10 yrs younger)
The eye shadow is the most heinous crime imo.
ETA: And the shoulder bag messes up the puff. It’s called a clutch! I hate the shoes with this also.
Giambattista Valli is rarely cute, tho.
That dress was made for Kim Kartrashian. Its too tight, its a washed-out color, the sleeves are too tight and too long, the shoulder puff is awkwardly placed, and the purse doesn’t belong. No Selma, just no.
It is a pretty dress, nice color, but Salma’s breasts are too big for it, practically bursting out.
I think she’d look great in wrap dresses.
Looks very mid 60’s ladies-who-lunch.
That’s what I thought with the eyeshadow and the clutch. That color is either Ariana Grande or Queen Mum but it’s a super dowdy dress. She has a beautiful figure, she should wear dresses with more movement and stick with the brighter warm colors. Ugh.
salma really doesn’t know how to dress herself.
Incredible, considering who she’s married to.
She looks gorgeous in jewel tones, pastels look awful on her skin tone. Plus…ruffles. She is not great a dressing for her voluptuous figure.
I like the dress!!! I have a big bosom, too, and sometimes just don’t care what’s “flattering.” It’s cute!
I kind of like it. But don’t like the shoes she selected
Looks like a dress a mayor would wear
LOL… a mayor? Do you have a strange one around your area?
Salma’s dress might have been more flattering if it wasn’t two sizes too small. Look at how the shoulders fit! Yikes. Someone needs to understand that she’s not sample size.
She looks like a smurf with a bib. But I love the shoes
Pilgrim gone wrong. The ruffle empathizes her breasts and not in a good way. They look like they’re suffocating? And it’s cold in Paris right now. Not to mention it’s been raining all day. My ballerina flats got soaked. I should have worn boots. Overall for a woman who’s husband owns Gucci, McQueen, etc, not a good choice.
I bet Salma’s private jet that is used solely for her wardrobe was delayed by Hurricane Joaquin and moments before this picture she was forced to borrow this dowdy, grease spotted frock from an assistant who keeps odds and ends in her own gigbag to hide Salma’s jewels in. Yep. That’s what I’m telling myself.
Selma is a lovely & zaftig woman. She rarely wears clothes that suit her body type. A short, buxom woman does herself no favors with very, ahem, snug fitting bodices. At barely 5’2″, there isn’t enough distance between the low-hanging fruit and her waist to give a graceful line. Maybe she thinks she’s 5’7″ ? Or hike up the girls?
The Taylor-Johnson’s creep me out. I know that’s kind of ageist of me, or whatever. But something about Sam just makes me give her the side eye.
I agree, for some reason I’m not a fan of either one.
Agree. Certainly not my obsession! And just who was taking this “intense personal” photo anyway. Staged for sure. Who ARE these people with nothing better to do than take pix of themselves?
That story on Jezebel about that 12 y o boy … just depressing and awful. What lesson has this boy learned except that it’s a cruel, weird world?
This reminds me so much of the Coffee Date dress drafted by a seamstress back in possibly ’09 https://selfishseamstress.wordpress.com/downloads/ (last outfit on the page)
Her pattern is on BurdaStyle too.
It looks much better on a smaller chested/framed girl than this does on Selma. Also those sleeves are :'(
I know that ruffle thing has been around even longer than the ‘pirate shirt’ of Seinfield era, but this dress looks waaaaaaaaaaaaay too similar not to question it as a ripoff of a cottage industry pattern maker.
Oh. no! Salma got some raindrops on her dress! Remember, how she fired her umbrella holder, because he wasn’t performing well? Seems like someone’s gonna get fired ))) Where does she get them from, I wonder. Can’t hold an umbrella, for goodness sakes.
Seriously?
She’s always had awful dress sense. It’s nice to emphasise your cleavage once in a while if you feel like it, but she does it too often: feature her ample chest. But I’m just jealous because I want my own full-time umbrella holder too.
Just because you can get it zipped doesn’t mean it fits.