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Despite years of careful internet documentation to the contrary, actress Bai Ling’s representative is denying that she’s nothing but a teeny, tiny, skank. My words, not his. Though his are almost as clear. Aaaaaaaaaaall the way back in January it was widely rumored that Bai had hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Clearly that little bit of gossip lasted her long enough, but now that it’s run out – and she’s not doing anything other than slipping a nip every chance she gets – her rep is digging up the rumor again. Just to deny it, of course. And also mention that she’s not just some wh*re. Though like I said, the interweb is a living, breathing testament to the dishonesty of that statement.
BAI Ling wants the world to know she never had sex with that man, Mickey Rourke. “While BAI Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn’t some ‘wh*re’ who hooks on to rising actors,” her publicist, Anthony D’Alessandro, informs Page Six.
The romance rumor started when Rourke invited Ling, who was in “The Crow,” to an LA party for “The Wrestler.” “She considers Mickey Rourke a friend,” the flack said. “He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she’s mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly.”
[From Page Six]
Um, too often she’s labeled as a sl*t. Maybe a skank. On her best day, a wh*re. But a “tawdry Holly Golightly” is pushing it for Bai Ling, even on her classiest evening. Nice try though. I love that the rep inferred that Mickey Rourke is a rising actor. Perhaps “resurging,” but if Bai Ling wanted to get her hooks into Mickey when he was rising, she needs to go back to her childhood years. In case this very talented Hollywood rep isn’t aware, the comeback story is part of Mickey Rourke’s current heat.
No one ever accused Bai Ling of being smart. But when you’re so dumb that you hire a rep who uses the word “wh*re” in relation to you – even in the sense of “not a,” you get what you pay for. When the only thing you’re known for in Hollywood is slutting around, it’s probably not a good idea to issue press releases about your sex life – even denials.
Here’s Bai Ling outside Madeo in West Hollywood on March 29th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .
Written by JayBird
Posted in Bai Ling, Mickey Rourke, Sluts, Slutty
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You don’t say?!
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I only asked the above because I’ve heard that Bai Ling is a regular customer at the WhoreMart store
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But she’s not denying that she’s crazy right?
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I think she has a provocative fashion sense and it’s nice to see a Chinese actress making the scene. I’ve never seen any profit in calling another woman nasty names impugning her virtue. Because we all know a woman’s sexual mores are all we need to know about her character, right?
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Despite the redic stuff she wears I don’t really think of her as a skank or a whore-she’s just outrageous and desperate.
I want to see her get some work!
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Although I have little admiration for they stylings of Ms. Ling… j. ferber, you have inmpressed me. Very well said.
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Yeah she’s not just sum whore…she’s a crazy ass whore w a horrible sense for fashion
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She’s boring compared to what some of these starlets are out there doing.
I liked her episode w/Matthew Fox on Lost a few seasons ago. She was pretty good.
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Her PR and her are just plain stupid – having a date with Mickey Rourke is not a spot on her reputation, denying it is, wheter it happened or not.
She has a blog where she’s being all poetic, speaking of inner beauty, so what if she had had a fling with someone not handsome ?
And I’m totally with j. ferber and Embee on her sexual life. She’s not a rich girl with no talent using sex to be relevant, unlike a Paris Hilton or a Carla Bruni, so no nasty names.
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So she DOES have talent, then?
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Who on earth is this woman anyway?
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Shelly, LMAO!
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She needs to get together with Amy Winehouse.
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See? She’s not JUST a whore, that’s just one of her many talents! Others include: Shopping in the junior dep. at Whores-R-Us, Horribly singing while trying to convince you that it’s really good, flashing her undergarments in public so you can see what a good girl she is for wearing them at all. The list is clearly endless.
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I love Bai Ling! She’s whimsical and her dress sense makes me smile. And she wears bandaids of truth on her knees. I look forward to seeing the next weird thing Her Alien Highness wears.
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She’s not a wh*re…she’s a flasher.
All those nip slips? I’ve seen her nips more often than I’ve seen my own. She’s a flasher!
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Only thing memorable she’s been in was The Crow, as the creepy girlfriend of the lead villain.
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What Bai needs to do to reform her skanky image is to start adopting babies from third world countries, throw in many self congratulatory pr releases about her humanitarian work, then seduce and parade her relationship with Brad Pitt and her children. It worked real nice for Jolie.
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