Johnny Depp & Amber Heard wear black at ‘Black Mass’ premiere: ugh?

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Here are some photos of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at last night’s BFI London Film Festival premiere of Black Mass. Amber wore her hair in curls (looks nice) and she got all decked out in this lingerie-looking Dolce & Gabbana. I don’t really think this is dressy enough for the outing, but she looks fine. I mean, compared to Depp… she looks fine. If you can get past Depp’s three diamond hoop earrings, vest, three necklaces, lifts (seriously, look at those shoes) and what I think is an old-fashioned pocket watch with a chain, then maybe you’ll notice that he’s still looking kind of bloated.

You know what surprises me a little bit? That Amber hasn’t gotten pregnant. I know she thought that marrying him would be great for her career (she was wrong), and she really thought she would be working non-stop, but I thought she would get pregnant sooner rather than later. Guess I was wrong! Anyway, Depp has a new interview with The Telegraph – you can read the full piece here. He chats about Whitey Bulger, his relationship with Vanessa Paradis and some weirdness with some of his real estate holdings.

Depp wanted to meet Bulger: “I made a request through his attorney to sit down with him to attempt to sponge some mannerisms and voice and take as much as I could from him. I wasn’t interested in asking him about his crimes or anything like that, I just wanted some personal idiosyncrasies. But I got the message back to say Jimmy had declined my visit because of his dislike for the book and especially his dislike for the two Boston Globe reporters who had nagged him for 20 years.”

He sees the humanity in Bulger: “What attracted me to Jimmy Bulger were the various facets of his personality and his humanity because I felt that the only way I could approach playing a character like him was to find his human side first and then map that out to see where it took the turn. He was a very complicated man. I think there’s a very sensitive side to him and he could be a caring, lovely family man who worshipped his brother and was very loyal to the community. There was something poetic about what he was able to do, being a proud Irish immigrant, loyal to his neighbourhood, a great caregiver to his mother and very close to his brother. But his business was violence. He would take old ladies’ groceries to their house and 10 minutes later he would crush someone’s skull. So I walked the tightrope to show a very dark side but at the same time a human, caring side.”

His relationship with Paradis: “Vanessa and I get along wonderfully. There’s no weirdness at all and no hostility. Life happens and we spent 14 great years together and have raised a couple of kids who we are both incredibly proud of.”

His daughter Lily-Rose becoming a celebrity/model/actress at 15: “What is happening with Lily-Rose is something I didn’t expect this early, for sure. But things happen when they happen. Her becoming an actress was never my hope or dream for her but that’s what she enjoys doing. So I am very proud of her because she is super together and a sharp, sharp kid. She tells me everything and if she needs any advice I am there. But yeah, it’s happening pretty fast and when I see her with all that make-up and stuff, it’s disturbing.”

The huge property he owns in France: “I don’t know why it was ever put up for sale. It was never my idea, so I had it pulled off the market. The place has been very good to me and I watched my babies grow up there. I don’t believe I could ever let it go, because when I become smoke I would love for them to have their kids there.”

He’s still a rock star, man: “Music is still part of my life. But I hate the idea of people coming to see me play the guitar because they’ve seen me in movies. You want people who are listening to be only interested in the music.”

He just wants simplicity: “Simplicity, that’s what I want. It’s been a rare commodity for me for a number of years, but I enjoy being able to hang out with my girl, read the newspaper and sit back and start to read a book by someone I admire like Lawrence Krauss or Christopher Hitchens. And that’s it – simplicity, where the game of Hollywood doesn’t exist.”

[From The Telegraph]

Simplicity, man. The kind of simplicity one can only get from a private island, a yacht, a large French estate, a large Nashville estate and a huge LA mansion. The kind of simplicity one can only get from endless scarves, necklaces, chained pocket watches, vests, earrings, bracelets, rings, rat-chewed hats and more scarves. The kind of simplicity one can only get by making endless studio films for eight-figure paychecks. He’s a poet, man. Simplicity.

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  1. Suze says:

    Bwah. Yeah, he’s all about the simplicity – always has been. Thats what all the private islands and trashed hotel rooms were about. Not to mention the high maintenance high profile new younger model wife. The simple life.

    • SilkyP says:

      I think they are now in Oscar-acquiring mode. Amber has been told to cut out the crap of pulling little stunts / leaking rumours to the press every few weeks to keep their names circulating. Which she probably thought was necessary because they certainly weren’t getting any good press for their films these past few years. But now Oscars are within reach for both of them (though for her, it wouldn’t be for a starring role, as it is for him) and they have to appear as a proper, loving and well-behaved married couple. Hence all the over the top PDA at the red carpets for The Danish Girl and Black Mass the past few weeks. And keeping all this in mind, I do think Amber will be pregnant soon.

      • Calcifer says:

        Well, finally winning an Oscar after all those flops certainly would make life more simple for Johnny Depp at this point…

      • Hannah says:

        Oscar is within reach for her? What have you been smoking? She is in the Danish girl for a forgettable 5 minutes, the other movie she’s in had awful reviews rewiers said she was dreadful and it’s been pulled by the distributor.
        Depp has a good chance though.

      • Nic919 says:

        Having seen both Danish Girl and Black Mass, I can see that Johnny Depp is a strong contender for a nomination, despite the weirdness. She on the other had was very forgettable in Danish Girl. That movie is owned by Vikander and Redmayne. Outside of her connection to Depp, her role is so small that normally she would not have been a significant part of the film festival attendances. In fact had Black Mass not also been playing, I wonder if she would have been invited on her own.

    • antipodean says:

      Oh, Johnny, how you blather, blather, and blather. Shall I get your bath chair?

    • Jules says:

      Wow, you didn’t get what he was talking about at all..

  2. MG says:

    This is his best dressed look so far…which isn’t saying much, but I like the all black.

  3. MP says:

    I think this is the worst I’ve ever seen Amber look. Are you sure she’s not pregnant because the dress is clearly too tight around the hips.

    • swack says:

      The whole outfit fits poorly. Why these people who have all the money in the world (don’t call them stars because some of them are reality tv people) cannot get an outfit tailored to fit better is beyond me.

    • Jules says:

      Total fail for this look.

    • Naya says:

      Funny, I really like this look. Its different and its sensual without being revealing. I didnt realise she was so curvy actually, I always just saw a skinny straight girl but it looks like shes an 8 shape.

    • Kitten says:

      Really unflattering. Looks like she’s wearing some old lady’s lingerie.

    • belle de jour says:

      It looks so budget, so ill-fitting… horrible material, messy seaming, cheesy inserts, ‘fancy’ saloon skirt flares, tatty all the way. Boo.

  4. KikiGee says:

    I want to sneak up behind him with a pair of scissors and cut off that silly, dangly bit of hair.
    Amber looks beautiful, as usual.

  5. EN says:

    I think Amber’s D&G skirt looks unnecessarily tight and because of that it looks more like lingerie. I didn’t like it.

    I was puzzled by Depp saying he didn’t know his estate was put for sale. This is strange. How could it be done without getting an OK from him?

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      I was thinking the same thing. His accountant put it up for sale? His attorney? It seems more like Amber got bad publicity, rightly or wrongly, for Johnny putting the property up for sale, so he’s trying to make it seem like it’s a complete mystery. I don’t know what the laws in France are, but as the owner I would think he’d have to sign the listing agreement.

      • EN says:

        I also thought that his attorney could technically do it, but why? He wouldn’t without someone telling him to do it. And that someone would have to be either Johnny or someone else whose word is as good as Johnny’s.
        Weird all the way around, and the strange explanation just drew attention to this fact.

  6. Oprah says:

    I think he looks fine. Sure, he’s a little bloated, but his face is still gorgeous to me. He looks like he did back in 2009 when he was promoting Public Enemies.

    I loved Black Mass btw.

  7. mia girl says:

    There is nothing simple about those lifts.

  8. Amy says:

    I think that quote about Vanessa was from 2014 when he was promoting Transcendence. I don’t really buy the whole “get along wonderfully” tale.
    He doesn’t know why the place in France when up for sale? Really? Was he stoned out of his mind and doesn’t remember or did someone try to sell it without his knowledge?
    This guy is just a walking contradiction now.

  9. Saywhatwhen says:

    Is it a skirt suit? I love skirt suits and I cannot find any really nice ones outside the grandmother shops. Just did a post about this last week on my blog. Are people thinking they are old fashioned. I love them. Where can I find skirt suits. Anyone in the know?

    • EN says:

      The brand depends on your price range. Tahari still makes them. I have a few, and I almost never wear them. )) “Skirt suit” is not the first thing that comes to mind at 6AM. It is more like – what can I throw on as quickly as possible to be out of the house in 20 min.

      • Saywhatwhen says:

        But that’s the thing. I feel it is so easy. The two things match. It covers top and bottom and I just need shoes and voila! I bought one about 7 years ago and I wear it to death. Actually, it may be dead and I need to bury it. Thanks for the Tahari link. Am not looking for jacket and skirt. Just something from silk, even cotton but not the I go to work kind.

      • EN says:

        > Am not looking for jacket and skirt. Just something from silk, even cotton but not the I go to work kind.

        Oh, I see. Then it is easier probably to get a skirt and a top from the same collection, they would match.
        Then like the other poster said – Ann Taylor. Though they went downhill since about 2008 ( may be changed the designers? ).
        Ted Baker ( tends to be in bright and flowery) , St. John ( out of my price range).

    • Antonym says:

      Like, business attire skirt suits? You can find those at stores like Ann Taylor and Banana Republic. Slacks rarely fit me without tailoring, so I wear skirt suits for work.

      • chaine says:

        me too. I’m very short, but have a long torso, so “petite” size pants never fit me. Designers seem to think “petite” means an absolutely proportionate miniature person, rather than the facts, a lot of us are regular sized people that just happen to have short legs. I wear a lot of skirts.

    • vauvert says:

      I shop at Taylor’s a lot. Better quality than most mid range prices, variety of lengths and silhouettes, and they cover the gamut from classy business to dressy casual to sporty.

  10. daisyfly says:

    He at least looks like someone gave him a baby wipe to clean up with before leaving the car. I guess Amber is practicing before getting pregnant…

  11. Vesta says:

    That simplicity quote…It indeed is a bit thick coming from a man who most often looks like a trinket shop mannequin.

  12. captain says:

    Johnny looks much healthier and attractive. He is pretty much looking like himself, which is great. Amber looks not so healthy. So him looking better and her looking worse, they look much closer agewise now.

    • EN says:

      I also think Johnny is trying, he looks better lately.
      But the process to getting back to normal is very long. Let’s hope he can stick with it.

  13. dr mantis toboggan says:

    They switched roles tonight. Is as though Amber said, ” ok honey, I’ll wear the terribly unflattering clothes and you ruin a decent outfit with bad hair.”

  14. Elsa says:

    I think he looks fine. He is 52 after all and we should not forget that. His face will always look beautiful to me. And actually the simplicity quote isn’t very strange. He bought the island because he wanted some peace. And he has no property in Nashville.He wants simplicity but he also wants some privacy.I totally understand what he is saying. I don’t get the constant bashing about him. Give him a break. Also I think that Amber will be pregnant soon if she isn’t already. Notice how she hasn’t got any projects lined up..

    • Amy says:

      I hope she’s not pregnant right now. She’s been seen with a drink in her hand nonstop lately. In the video of them arriving at the premiere, she looked high as a kite, completely out of it.
      Who wants to hire a cringe worthy bad actress who has constant flops?

      • Pegasus says:

        Thank you! I wanted someone else to say it. A kite is exactly what she reminded me of – floating down the red carpet tethered to old, bloated Johnny, looking at all the tangerine trees, marmalade skies and funny, teeny – tiny people. I hope I’m wrong. Especially hoping Johnny is just old and not unhealthy. I’ve seen him in action. Sweetest, little man. Totally has lifts in the shoes he wore for this premiere.

      • Amy says:

        It’s not the first time I’ve noticed that. I’ve watched videos of her at few other recent red carpet premieres and she always looks out of it. She’s definitely on something.

      • EN says:

        @Pegasus, this description is pure poetry. And I agree, though I hope it is not true.

    • Aren says:

      I agree. I think people are unnecessarily mean to him just because he decided to marry a much younger person. He’s still good looking and a great actor.

    • WTF says:

      He’s spray tanning and looks plastic in many photos, in fact he looks as if he might melt. And the teeth are one thing still got pirate hardware, but check out the sores on his tongue. I guess that why he hasn’t had the teeth removed doesn’t want that to be seen. Given his slow stilted speaking manner and the fact that he seemed to be having trouble putting thoughts together and now these sores, my guess is drugs. He’s IS 52, he can’t party like his 29 year old wife and live to tell about it. This is how a high profile celebrity death happens, stay tuned.

      http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6619859.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/MAIN-Johnny-Depps-horrible-teeth-at-the-Virgin-Atlantic-Gala-screening-of-Black-Mass-during-the-BFI-London-Film.jpg

      OH and tell me again how Amber Heard is GOOD for him???? I will never believe it.

  15. Patricia says:

    I was lucky and I got pregnant as soon as I wanted to. I didn’t realize how lucky and blessed I was by this until I heard from so many women in my life who are struggling to get pregnant. For many, many couples it’s not easy and it’s not as simple as “she wants to get pregnant”.
    This is why I don’t like speculation on “why isn’t she pregnant yet?”. She could be walking the heartbreaking and difficult path of fertility issues or infertility. I know she’s a celebrity but she’s also a human being.

    I know I’m ranting. I was just talking to my dear friend who has been trying for YEARS and people say thing to her like “why no baby yet? It’s time!”. So ignorant and hurtful and devestating to her.

  16. Crumpet says:

    He’s got some of his normal coloring back into his skin and he looks so much better. I wonder if he didn’t undergo some skin lightening procedures to play Bulgar, because he looked pasty and awful for quite a while there afterward.

  17. Tara says:

    He’s so pretentious and a fake. Talking about the game of Hollywood and simplicity. Go to your yacht with your trophy wife. Amber Heard is also really pretentious and fake in interviews. She now tries to act like she doesn’t like attention when before Depp she used to pose for paparazzi. Vanessa Paradis seems like a cool lady to not hold any hostility towards him for the way he did her. So many women would. Depp had a good woman and was at his best with her. Now he’s with a user and is a bloated shadow of his former self. Sad.

    • Lana says:

      The way he did her? He bought her a house. He’s been nothing but a gentleman to her, why would she hold any hostility towards him? They broke up after years of not really being together. They both moved on with their lives. She would hold hostility towards him if he actually did her dirty.

      Amber is a good woman, she is nice to his kids and they get along well.

      He seems to be at his best career-wise now, he just delivered the best performance of his career.

      • Amy says:

        You have got to be the most delusional if you think he’s been nothing but a gentleman to Vanessa, Willy Billy/Dania.
        Johnny DID Vanessa dirty because he is dirty. He has repeatedly trashed her in the last few years through leaking stories to the tabloids. They broke up after he LEFT her for Amber. No good woman uses someone’s children for publicity. In the few times she’s been spotted with his kids publicly, they have looked miserable.

      • Truthful says:

        “He seems to be at his best career-wise now, he just delivered the best performance of his career.”LMAO! Can’t stop laughing!

      • Lana says:

        @Amy He never trashed Vanessa, all tabloids talk has nothing to do with him.

        And you think Lily looked miserable with Amber when they were pictured shopping?

        @Truthful Have you seen Black Mass?

      • Amy says:

        Dania/Willy Billy, you know that’s a LIE.
        He DID trash Vanessa repeatedly. All the stories how it was her fault, how she was clingy and needy and made him miserable came from HIS pr team. He is buddies with editor at US Weekly.
        He continued use to do even now. The PR piece of how Amber is not like his ex lovers because she’s so independent blah blah came from him. It only shows how insecure his “marriage” to Amber really is.
        That shopping outing was STAGED by Amber who called the paparazzi so she could be seen as some “family loving” girl a d it was total BS.
        She uses those kids for publicity and that is disgusting.
        She called a photographer from the Daily Mail to come and take photos of her and Jack at Disneyland.

      • Truthful says:

        @Lana: yes , I did, entertaining but not mesmerizing… his bets parts are long long way ago in the past: Gilbert Grape or Benny and Joon.

        Black mass is not that of a good movie, almost immediately forgettable

        @Amy: ITA

      • Jules says:

        @Truthful That’s funny because his performance in Black Mass is much better than his performances in films like Gilbert Grape and Benny & Joon.

        His best performances are in the 2000s not the 90s, which is why he’s been nominated for three Oscars 2004-8.

        Black Mass is a great movie.

  18. Pondering thoughts says:

    I think he starts looking better. His face looks healthier. He will never get back that youthful look when his skin seemed very tight above his cheeks and cheekbones.
    He is looking less puffy than recently and less tired and perhaps he lost a little weight. Black / grey looks good on him. But black is definitely not Ambers colour. Her hair looks good.

    His yearning for simplicity is a bit over the top. Perhaps he had more simplicity when he was still with Vanessa Paradies in France and only going to Hollywood for filming or premieres. I think it is part due to his divorce and new girlfriend that the media is interested more.
    Matt Damon said the reason why the media doesn’t “hunt” him is that he is boring and lives a boring normal average life.

  19. MonicaQ says:

    I’m just going to pretend that he’s captain jack sparrow all the time.

  20. Donna says:

    I can’t quite put my finger on when Johnny Depp got so unattractive and bloated, but he has definitely jumped the shark. Wow. Not good.

    • Lana says:

      Probably when he started aging like all normal people do. He’s 52 year old, and he still looks good for his age.

      He was slim just last year, and he isn’t so bloated now.

      • Amy says:

        It’s not normal aging.Drugs and alcohol have aged him tremendously in the last few years since he’s been with Amber. Add to that ALL the problems they have in their relationship and you have the Johnny Depp of now 🙁

      • Tate says:

        Agree Amy. His looks have changed drastically in the last couple of years. He does not look good for a 52 year old.

      • Lana says:

        @Tate He does, though. He looks better than most 52 year olds out there.

      • Truthful says:

        Sorry but random 52 men are way much better looking than him… that’s not aging , that’s “Not aging well at all”

      • Jules says:

        Random 52 year old men look way much worse and bloated than him. He looks better than your average 52 yo. He is aging well and better than men younger than him.

  21. Little Darling says:

    These two ALWAYS elicit a major eye roll and UGH from me. I’m not even sure why. I think her thirst annoys me, she always seems so desperate for spotlight. She also appears to be a petulant little baby, if stories are true. And very smug, like she won the prize of them all. Which, I guess, is a great way to feel about your husband! (:

    Than again, Johnny never really did it for me. Not even in his Wino forever phase.

  22. Mar says:

    He looks a little better than normally ( not much) and I hate her outfit. Everything is very drab and I don’t like her in black

  23. vauvert says:

    What Oscar is she being considered for?? She can’t act her way out of a paper bag. The only role she can play is herself:try hard beautiful but completely vacuous girl with no more depth than a sheet of plain paper. Both her outfit and makeup are off here, but he looks more like himself, although his over the top jewelry and the stupid lifts are ugh.
    Can’t even comment on his stupid quotes. He sounds almost Kanye level delusional and obviously doesn’t realize that he comes across as a drunk or high as a kite mess. Not sure how the estate listing happened? I can tell you… Your new wife whispered in your ear how grand it would be to get rid of all the old stuff and buy something more suited to her taste. In a country where she wouldn’t be reminded of your kids’ mother and where she could actually speak the language.

    • EN says:

      Lol, vauvert. The Oscar would be for Johnny. Or were you sarcastic?

      • vauvert says:

        Sorry, I should have mentioned that the Oscar comment was in response to SilkyP above in the thread, where she mentions that they are in Oscar acquiring mode and it is in reach for both of them. As if!! So not responding to Kaiser’s post😃. I don’t think anyone would consider her for any kind of award…. Unless it is gold digger of the year??

    • SilkyP says:

      @ Vauvert Amber is certainly NOT being considered for an Oscar, but she had a tiny part in The Danish Girl, which stands a good chance of earning several Oscars. If that film gets any Oscars, it would certainly add some prestige to her CV, no matter how small her part was. Plus she would be invited to the Oscars, where her beauty and a big budget-dress would get her lots of attention. And there would be even more attention because she would turn up on the arm of Johnny Depp (probably nominated for his starring role in Black Mass). Now imagine these two at the Oscars with Amber pregnant… Career rehabilitation for Depp and major PR coup for this couple which has gotten so much negative publicity over the past few years.

      • vauvert says:

        Oh OK… That was not how I read it, I get it now. I honestly don’t think that the Danish Girl shine will really reach her. She only had a few minutes of bland presence in that movie. She can go to all the awards anyway, as you said, a young and beautiful wife on the arm of Depp. Whether he wins or not is a different story, but the truth is that despite all his clout and effort to get make her a star, and despite her youth and beauty, she is really a very poor actress. They can try to make her happen but …. That, and also people generally don’t seem to like her. Whether it is because of how fake she comes across or the fact that most people (myself included, I admit I am biased) feel that she contributed to the breakup between Depp and Paradis, she is still only making news because of her marriage and when she gets press the overall attitude towards her is negative.
        If she gets pregnant, all people will see is her gold alimony/child support contract and his midlife crisis.

      • iheartjacksparrow says:

        @SilkyP – I have to disagree with you regarding being in an Oscar-winning film helping Amber’s career. Can youname the actors who had small parts in any of the recent Oscar winners? I sure can’t. And people “in the know” are all saying that the Oscar for best actor will be going to either Leo DeCaprio, or more likely Eddie Redmayne.

    • Chinoiserie says:

      Amber is not considered for Oscars but if the Danish Girl gets nominated she would be invited to events to promote the film even if she only has small role. The stars usually get the attention in these events but the spupporting cast would be attending and it would be a good opportinity for Amber to try to connect people to get jobs. But Johnny actually has a change of getting nominated.

    • SilkyP says:

      @Vauvert I agree with you on most points. But I wonder whether the general audience is as critical towards them as the people reading the blogs. They just notice that Depp has a film out that is doing reasonably well (Black Mass), that he is in a Dior perfume commercial, and that he has a very pretty new wife. If he gets an Oscar next year and his pretty new wife is pregnant, for many people that would mean that he’s back on top.

    • SilkyP says:

      @ iheartjacksparrow I really hope you are right about Amber not benefitting from any Oscars The Danish Girl might receive, because I honestly don’t think she deserves all the attention coming her way. I just have a very strong feeling that her role in the Danish Girl was bought and paid for by Depp, just like her roles in London Fields, If I live my Life Over Again and The Adderall Diaries.

  24. Hannah says:

    The simplicity quote is odd considering he moved back to Hollywood. He could have had a simple life if he stayed in the French country side

  25. lizzie says:

    i watched from hell yesterday and he was at peak beauty. his face! it is so depressing to look at him now. drugs and booze are bad.

  26. My two cents says:

    I’m sure when he says simple life he doesn’t mean the same as when I say simple life! He just doesn’t look healthy to me. Don’t know whether it’s from health issues or drinking. Could be either or both. I think this Amber is going to cost him a lot of money when they divorce. Millions that he won’t make so easily again.

  27. @ says:

    I think he looks fine. Like he’s pulling down the overweight he got after his honeymoon in Asia, really fast (he gained that weight really fast, glad he still can take it down fast too) and there’s nothing wrong with his suit nor with his shoes
    They both look sun-kissed, guess maybe they were sunbathing at the island or in Brasil in the past weeks, that’s why he looks healthier too
    The comment about simplicity are from the press conference in Toronto. I think he explained that they travel so much, that he treasures those simple moments when he can stay with Amber at home and the mornings when the sunlight enter through the windows of their bedroom and they are able to just sit there and open a newspaper or a book. I don’t think the simplicity he craves has anything to do with money or the island, is about home time

  28. Jessica says:

    He doesn’t look that healthy. His complexion is a bit grey and his face looks bloated.
    What makes it worse is that he seems vain. The lifts, the black dyed hair, the eye make up and foundation? Why does he do that? It only seems to emphasis that he is an ageing pretty boy trying to keep up.
    I reckon that if he kept in shape, stopped colouring his hair, threw away the lifts he’d be a very handsome 50 year old. He needs to own his age.

  29. BNA FN says:

    I just looked at both and Johnny is looking great compared to Amber. There are some big bags under Amber’s eyes as if she has not slept for days. I think this is the worse I’ve seen her. I’m wondering is there is trouble in paradise?

  30. Careygloss says:

    Y’all are gonna kill me, but…he was giving me total brad Pitt vibes in the interview. All that crap about leading a “simple” life feels too identical (and doesn’t work or make sense in either man’s life, IMO). And I still don’t understand why men dump their wives and partners for women who are decades younger. We can argue that they’re happier now, blah, blah…but I think insecurities run deep in men who do that…

    • BNA FN says:

      In what way was Johnny giving you Brad Pitt vibes? IMO, Brad found a woman who wanted the same things he wanted in his life. Brad IMO appears to have settled down with Angelina and his children. Johnny had a woman and two children and after twelve years dumped her for a woman two decades younger than than he is. And btw, Angelina is totally about her family and appears quite settled with her husband and children.

      • Lana says:

        If you believe that Johnny dumped Vanessa for Amber, then you should believe that Brad dumped Jennifer for Angelina.

  31. Careygloss says:

    Oh. Ps: if I haven’t said this already: I hate them together. Feels forced and cloying. Artificial and shallow. That is all.

  32. Tiffany says:

    Are we not going to talk about his Dior commercial.

    It makes McConauheyheyhey Lincoln commercials look Emmy winning.

  33. themummy says:

    He looks slightly better in these photos than in recent ones I’ve seen. She looks as smug and budget as ever.

  34. Winona says:

    She’s staring into his eyes…. and he can’t even be bothered to look her way. Haha!

  35. Jayna says:

    That’s the best he’s looked in a while. That reminded me of this Paul McCartney music video two years ago for his new album. It had practically every famous person around in it. LOL But Johnny was in the video a lot, panning to him, and he was very hot. I always say I don’t find him hot anymore, and haven’t for years, but then I always forget this video. But Chris Pine was hotter.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfLUmVso30

  36. Pandy says:

    Amber’s not getting pregnant anytime soon. I believe she leans more toward women sexually but is using JD for career opps before she “rediscovers” her sexuality. And I doubt he wants more kids, he’s a little long in the tooth and a screaming infant is not rock n roll, man …

    • Jules says:

      She’s been with more men in the past. She is in love and happy with JD. She is not using him.

      He actually said he wants more kids recently. She’s gonna get pregnant soon enough.

  37. perplexed says:

    She’s aged a bit since she married him.

  38. Cyn says:

    To be honest, this is the best he’s looked in a while.

  39. Genie says:

    Can he dance in those platforms? Seriously, I’d give him an award if he could foxtrot with those tugboats.