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Angelina Jolie seems to know when the tabloids are reaching a fever pitch with their “Brangelina is going to split any minute now, because of Aniston!” stories. Angelina knows. And then she offers a few little crumbs. The crumbs come from the UK’s OK! Magazine, and the quotes are directly attributed to Angelina, not from some mysterious “source”. It could be a made-up interview, but probably not.
In the mini-interview, Angelina just talks about how happy she is. She says she feels “more fulfilled” than ever, and she and Brad always find time to “collapse” on the sofa. Oh my God, “Angelina Collapses”! That’s the headline, right? Actually, what’s interesting is that OK! is claiming that Angelina is 28 years old. Not so much. She’s 33.
Angelina Jolie says she’s happier with her life than she has ever been.
The actress, who is raising six children with Brad Pitt, loves the way her life has changed since becoming a mother.
Angelina, whose mother Marcheline Bertrand passed away in 2007, said she feels “more fulfilled” than she ever thought she would be.
She said: “I’m much happier and more fulfilled than I thought I would ever be.”
The 28-year-old [sic] has never struggled to juggle the demands of her personal and professional life, but says Brad has found it more difficult to adjust.
She says having so many children can be a strain on your sleeping habits but always finds the time to “collapse” on the sofa with Brad in the evenings.
From OK! Magazine (UK)
So, Angelina is happy. That certainly takes the wind out of some sails. This little interview is the equivalent of saying “nothing to see here, go away.” But of course we have to overanalyze. So what did Angelina mean when she said “fulfilled”? She was talking about sex, right? She was either talking about sex or Aniston, of course. That’s all she ever talks about. She’s plotting, I know it! My apologizes, I was just trying to figure out what the comments would look like.
Written by Kaiser
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She was talking about sex, right? She was either talking about sex or Aniston, of course. That’s all she ever talks about. She’s plotting, I know it!
ROFL.
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Don’t know who wrote this, but I am positive she is actually 33 yrs old, not 28…..
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZ snore, pfft, next.
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You were so right. Look at the comments. It is so funny that people who hate Angie so much, have never met her but they bleieve all the stuff they read. I am so glad she and Brad are happy. Maybe they will be able to make it for their family.
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She is already pushing the buttons, E! online has been dumping all over Aniston and donated over $100,000. to a Pitt-Jolie charity. As with People magazine Jolie controls what comes out of their glossy fake pages – soon we will not see Ted C posting blind vices regarding the infamous Fake a la Ferocity..
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I love this woman but her sense of fashion is below zero LOL
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whenver people talk about how happy and fulfilled they are i think it really means they are miserable and unsatisfied.
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actually this interview sounds made up to me… the orginal source of the ok article comes from closer which is a tabloid magazine.
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comcast.net is reporting she collapsed on set…i can’t watch the video at work..is it real or for the movie?
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This interview is fake, OK ‘s source is Closer a tabloid on the level of Globe.
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E television donated 250,000 to foundation in 2006 (on 2007 tax form)They have had hundreds of positive stories on America’s sweetheart the classy Jennifer Aniston since 2006.
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While I actually do believe that Angie and Brad are happy, I’m 100% convinced that this story has been fabricated.
The “I’m much happier and more fulfilled than I thought I would ever be” quotes was taken from an interview with OK! Magazine shortly after the birth of her twins.
Plus, when have you ever known Angie to give a two liner interview? I’m not buying it at all.
How very unethical of OK! Magazine to use all quotes as if they are current
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Damn you CB, get an edit button for pete’s sake.
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here it is…maybe i need to come work for you guys
http://www.newkerala.com/nkfullnews-1-17134.html
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Funny how tabloid stories that make negative claims about the JPs are always hailed as false around here, but the positive articles aren’t challenged whatsoever (by CB writers, that is). Funny how that works.
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Assumed to be false. Hailed wasn’t the right word.
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Blah, blah, blah,
Aniston Pitt looked good in print before ….
It’s the way the LA cookie bakes, crumbles, is eaten ….
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Codzilla: Don’t forget that any story written about “you know who” are ALWAYS TRUE.
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Love this beautiful couple and thier family.
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I’d collapse on the couch too, it’s a lot of work. I recall doing the same when my kids were young.
It’s a tired but happy feeling of accomplishment, that can surround you like a warm blanket. To share it with your mate makes it that much more delicious!
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Yet another example of using Brad/Angie to draw in hits. This story while cute is not real. And note that some people could not wait to post a negative comment. I am a huge fan of both. I’m glad they have gotten some time away from the press. But of course any negative story about them is believed. The web and celeb news is in the dust. I’m not surprised that sites are pulling any Brange news out to post. Look at the other celeb topics. Not many comments. Yeah some of you really hate the Brange. Yet you never go to other celebs and comment. Spread your Hate/love. Leave the Brange alone for a while. It will do you good.
Yeah they are happy and together… Suck on that news
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Jessieanne:
April 7th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
She is already pushing the buttons, E! online has been dumping all over Aniston and donated over $100,000. to a Pitt-Jolie charity. As with People magazine Jolie controls what comes out of their glossy fake pages – soon we will not see Ted C posting blind vices regarding the infamous Fake a la Ferocity..
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Angelina dosn’t control anything that Ted C. or E! do or write about them. That donation that E! made to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation was a settlement fund so That Brad wouldn’t sue them, because some of their cameramen trespassed on Brad’s property and were illegally filming inside his house until they were caught by a housekeeper who called the police. This doesn’ have shit to do with Jolie, since it was Brad’s ( not Angelina’s)property, he would’ve been the one to file any complaint against E!. And that is the only reason they donated money to their foundation.
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is that all she can do, “collapse on the sofa” with brad? my guess is brad is lucky if he gets some nooky 4 x a month. heck, even the duggars have sex more times than those two and they have 18 kids, although one has left home as he got married.
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Someone’s gonna take that “collapse on the sofa with Brad” comment and claim that she has thrown him out of her bed.
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I don’t believe it is a real interview because Angelina says she’s happy…I tend to believe it because it really says NOTHING. There is no news here.
It could simply be orchestrated by the JP’s press people (snippets of interviews past put together)…I just can’t imagine that a magazine would fake an article that really says nothing important, reveling or even interesting.
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cee: “You were so right. Look at the comments. It is so funny that people who hate Angie so much, have never met her but they bleieve all the stuff they read. I am so glad she and Brad are happy. Maybe they will be able to make it for their family.”
heima: “You were so right. Look at the comments. It is so funny that people who LOVE Angie so much, have never met her but they believe all the stuff they read. I don’t think it’s interesting enough if she and Brad are happy. Maybe they will be able to make it for their family, but it’s not a thing that bothers me.”
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This isn’t a real interview unless it’s a few quotes taken from a respectable magazine like Vogue or Glamour. OK! is a tabloid on the level of The National Enquire and US Magazine. The only tabloid she would talk to is People and Hello Magazines.
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It doesn’t matter if the stories are true or not. They reuse bits and pieces from previous interviews and put Headlines suitable for the occasions to get people to buy the magazines. One thing is for sure….Brad and Ange have 3 biological kids together and 3 other adopted. Their bond so very strong even if they do end up splitting. If you have been a parent you would know and can bet that Brad is so much more happier than he was with Jennifer.
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Well she certainly owns this site!
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Your post made me giggle. You’re my new favorite writer!
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That’s a typical AJ interview, all about her perfect life and how great it all is. No problem, she can work 14 hours a day, raise 6 kids, have a great relationship with Brad, save the world, maintain her 6 houses, constantly travel, etc., etc., without batting an eye.
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lena:
April 7th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
http://www.newkerala.com/nkfullnews-1-17134.html
yeah, some unknown site reports from London that Angelina collapsed in US/ and if you check contactmusic.com that they state as their source you’ll find absolutely nothing about this non-story.
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Even though they seem happy it can’t be perfect. Angie makes everything sound so over-the-top & not ‘normal’. Come on: 6 kids, work, boyfriend, travel, humanitarian work – phew talk about fitting too much into your schedule.
Their body language says comfortable and bored with each other and not in the ‘honeymoon’ stage of their life.
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agree with SR. It has the feel of trying to hard for appearances sake. She reeks of desperation for approval somehow.
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If Ang was not so pretty they would say she is a basket case. These two are nothing but a hot mess. I really dont think they should have held 6 kids hostage while playing house. No way are these two people staying together.
Hey how about this couple leave Jennifer alone and let her move on for god sakes!
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“the original kate:
April 7th, 2009 at 5:55 pm whenver people talk about how happy and fulfilled they are i think it really means they are miserable and unsatisfied”
I so agree with you there. I’ve been
thinking about how much she reminds me of what Chris Rock said about Phil Hartman. He said Phil always talked about how happy he and his wife were. He said he didn’t think much of it until after she killed him and herself. He said that happy people don’t go around talking about how happy they are. You will know they are happy by their behavior and actions. Phil was hiding the fact that they were miserable and that his wife was screwed up on drugs again.
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Someone said angelina doesn’t control the press on herself. She absolutely does. The New York times ran the article confirming they paid People to only run positive stories. They pay them all- which is why we don’t see the real stories! Another example – Reese and Jake.
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Hey, Veronica, how about ANISTON stop running all over the place like she did when she was in Europe talking about how she will “always love Brad Pitt.” How about ANISTON shutting her face every time Angelina talks about being in love with Brad. They have been apart for over four years…their life and their love has NOTHING to do with Aniston, but she gets in their business anyway. How about laying the blame where it mostly belongs…on ANISTON!! SHE is the one who NEVER shuts up! She could not take her eyes off Pitt at the Oscars. No wonder Mayer pulled away from her (her own words), regardless of who dumped who…he left! I don’t blame him one bit, and I don’t blame Pitt either, for walking away from such a selfish, grasping, whining woman as Aniston is.
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Geez Lin – wrong side of the bed?
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Who talks about being happy more than Jennifer Aniston? We have seen her out and about everyday, showing how happy she is , since her embrassing dumping by John Mayer
Every talk show or interview, Jennifer gives, the woman talks about how happy she is. According to some of you, Jennifer is the miserable, lonely, pathetic, stupid person, I thinks she is because she claims she is so happy.
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MOST THE TABLOIDS COME FROM CHINNIFER MANISTON’S ASSISTANT AND HER FAN CREATED STORIES..THOSE JEALOUS BASTARDS SHOULD DISSAPEAR FOREVER.
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