Tom Hardy had a baby with a woman who is not YOU. Tom and his maybe-wife/definite-partner Charlotte Riley have welcomed their baby. We didn’t even know Charlotte – or “Charlie Monkey,” as the Bloke calls her – was pregnant until she showed up to the Legend premiere last month with a sizeable bump. It says something about Tom’s low-key vibe that he rarely gets pap’d with Charlotte and that no one in the media seemed to know that she was knocked up until she walked the red carpet.

Anyway, we don’t know much about the baby. We don’t know if Tom now has a second son (his oldest child, a boy, is about 7 years old now) or his first daughter. We don’t know the baby’s name either. It could be that Tom had a little girl and he named her Tommi Otter Chipmunk. God knows. Tom’s oldest kid is named Louis, so I think Tom is more of a normal-namer. For a boy, I think he would probably go with Michael or David, something like that. For a girl, maybe Helen or Grace. But you never know. The Bloke is an enigma.

And yes, this post is just an excuse to post photos of Tom Hardy. I can’t help myself. I miss him. The Bloke is everything! There’s been too much Hiddleston and not enough Hardy. I hope Hardy steps out a lot in December to promote The Revenant. How funny would it be if Tom got an Oscar nomination and Leo DiCaprio didn’t? Hahahaha.

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