Still fits… pic.twitter.com/l7N7NjCeyP
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 1, 2015
What do you do when you’re supposed to dress up for Halloween when you’re enormously pregnant and you hate everything about it? You dress up as yourself. You make an ironic reference to your pop culture status. That’s what Kim Kardashian did for Halloween – she dressed up as herself at the 2013 Met Gala.
This is the same disastrous Givenchy gown Kim wore to widespread dismay. Same built-in gloves, same matching shoes, same terrible styling. The 2013 Met Gala was Kim’s first Met Gala ever and she was heavily pregnant back then too. It was said that the Givenchy was a last-minute decision and it was being massively overhauled at the very last minute because Kim was gaining so much weight. Considering all of the bad juju with this dress, you’d think she would just hide it away in her archives. But no, she had to bring it out for Halloween. I can’t decide if I think that’s brilliant or stupid.
Meanwhile, I’m sure you’ve heard the stories or at least thought this to yourself, but Radar claims that Kim is super-annoyed that Lamar Odom’s hospitalization has “stolen her baby spotlight.” Kim was prepared for everything to be about her and her birth plans and her baby drama for the next few months and she’s pissed that everyone’s talking about Lamar and Khloe. While I don’t doubt that Kim is always “annoyed” when someone else in her family gets attention, I doubt Kim would ever voice those annoyances in this particular situation. Say what you will about Kim (and you guys do say it all), but I think she’s just supporting Khloe and hoping for the best with Lamar. Anyway, Gossip Cop spoke to Kim’s rep (or possibly even Kim herself) and the whole story is being dismissed as “false.”
Here are some photos of Kim out and about on Friday. I’m not going to make fun of her, but seriously, she needs to wear some flats. Put on a pair of sandals or some sneakers, for the love of God.
Photos courtesy of Kim’s Twitter, Fame/Flynet.
I find it very poetic she dressed as herself on Halloween.
Something about it just feels so right…
Yes, indeed! It’s the first hint of irony or self-mocking I have ever seen in Kim – and I am surprised and even (I’m embarrassed to say) impressed. Slow clap here.
Because she’s a monster? Or because it a shows how deeply incapable she is of putting herself in someone else’s shoes?
I think the latter, but I also think it’s kind of brilliant in a narcissistic sort of way. Other people have gone in that costume so it’s kind of funny. I’m just not sure how in on he joke she is and that makes or breaks it.
Because (to me) she lives her life in a hideous costume, even when she’s naked. There’s nothing real about her.
Yes to all of your comments.
I can imagine how irritated she is seeing her little sister dress up all Sexay and getting all the menz attention. Ugh. This family…
I don’t think she is in on the joke. I am so tired of seeing her blank, vacant eyed face. Just. So. Tired. And the new one coming in behind her guarantees another decade of this.
why bother wearing a costume? Did she have a Halloween party? Just stay home.
Hmmm…I find it tedious, vapid and annoying. Oh, and conceited. I’m not at all sure she was being ironic.
She doesn’t know the meaning of ironic.
Yes. She’s huge, not in the mood for Halloween, and gets the bright idea to wear something about which all mean jokes and criticism have already been exhausted. I get it.
It would have been cute for Kim to go as a scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern belly.
Only Kim Kardashian is narcissistic enough to dress up as herself on Halloween. Wow.
Yup. I mean really what else can you say?
Shallow between the ears and completely narcissistic!
Agreed. So very very true
Of course it still fits you nitwit, you were heavily pregnant then, you’re heavily pregnant now.
I wish she’d had a sense of humour about it and said “I went as my grandma’s old couch cover”
I think that was the joke – like “ha ha, I’m huge again”.
Anyway, I think it’s brilliant.
Given she’s been talking a lot about how unhappy she is about her weight and size I find it odd she’d think to draw attention to herself in that way especially since this look got her blasted by pretty much everyone but…..yeah, ok… maybe….
She is probably trying to make the joke about herself so others can not, people often do that.
Or she could just…not post a picture? An alien concept to her and her family I’m sure.
She can’t control the pap pictures and angles but she has 100% control of what she posts.
I have a hunch that, Kanye and Kim keep dressing like this, in the hopes that 30 years from now, a magazine will go, “Back then, in the olden days of 2015, Kim was ridiculed for wearing crap, which we now know for a fact, is the bomb.”
Anyone agree? The dude is just waiting for his “Da Vinci moment.”
Momoko, I was already warming to your theory, and then came your final sentence… Now I’m totally on board. Da Vinci. Of course. THAT’S who he thinks he is.
The recordings of his nonsensical rants will be parsed by historians for every morsel of genius.
This ^^^^ x 1,000
She must live in terror of a bad Instagram
Kim pays a professional photographer $100,000 to be on call 24/7 to touch up her selfies. True statement.
No shit?!
It’s starting to get painful to look at her. OMG the gladiator heels! A bathrobe and comfy fuzzy slippers is what every pregnant woman needs near the end.
You can’t help but feel her discomfort when seeing a picture of her looking like she’s suffocating in her dress & gladiator heels & choker!
She is just so in denial I wouldn’t be surprised to see her in a baywatch style swimsuit and heels at the beach any day now.
How shallow do you have to be to feel the need to be “sexy” so bad that you wear high, high heels even when super pregnant? For crying out loud it’s bad for your loose preggo-ligaments. Plus, I’m sorry, a very heavily pregnant women isn’t ‘sexy’ to anyone but fetishists. Your pregnant, relax.
Hmmm….a ” boom, one in the eye, I know what’s up, I wasn’t born yesterday I just sound that way!” to the designer?
I’m not pregnant and I wear flats all the time. Can’t imagine a life dressing like that.
So, her Halloween costume was an ugly sofa. Got it.
She is exhausting… Please go away Kim!
Pretty funny at least..good for her
Her costume was brilliant.
She is painful to look @, Hugh is a understatement 👎🏽
That’s quite a feat wearing high heels when you’re over seven months pregnant. I say, more power to her! If something makes you feel attractive when otherwise you feel like a bloated blimp, then hey, why not! I could care less what she wore at Hallowe’en. Maybe it was comfortable.
The only thing she likes about being pregnant is not having to try to stuck in her stomach all the time.
Is that a bald spot on her head or am I just seeing things?
Her feet look sooooooooooooooo uncomfortable in those shoes
Yes! I can’t even image what they’re like with her not being pregnant, now just imagine her currently pregnant and still wearing shoes with no support. poor toes
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she looks so uncomfortable, she could have worn baggy sweats and slippers and her costume could have been “normal pregnant woman”
Her feet in those sandals remind me of ham with a string tied around it that my mother used to cook when I was a kid. Hated it.
“stolen her baby spotlight”
Kim and Jessa Duggar should form a support group for women whose siblings and in-laws disrupt their attempts to exploit their own pregnancies for media attention.
Hahaha! Yes! Now where did I put that tiny violin ….
As soon as I read that bit, the Duggar girl popped into my head, too. You went one step further, lilacflowers, and a support group would be perfect for such women.
Of course, support group meetings would be televised
Like of course, otherwise it like didn’t happen, like you know. Lol, jk
I find this funny.
Amazing!
I’m sorry but I can totally see her being pissed that something like Lamar’s close call with death has overshadowed her. This woman is all about me, myself and I. And as stated she was indeed looking forward to these months being all about her and her pregnancy.
Exactly. She has the whole “it’s all about me,all the time”. Lamars overdose Inconvenienced her and took her spotlight- how dare he! Just like Caitlyn stole her thunder when she first announced she was pregnant! Can you imagine the temper tantrums she throws behind closed doors?!
I also wonder how she copes with the massive and constant media attention Kylie gets, or doums up for herself. Just hearing about one day in her/their life exhausts me.
Also, does anyone have any ideas on why she’s always looking down when she’s doing her walkabouts? It looks odd.
@SydneySnider – maybe she looks down so that she can see where she is going and doesn’t trip and fall. I mean I would if I wore long dresses that were WAY too long. I would be afraid to trip on them. Also, with the shoes she wears make it difficult to walk with as tight as the dresses are around her legs.
No way. She is looking down at her outfit thinking “do I look fat?” Trust me.
I would be afraid to stand too close to her. If she blows, she’s going to take out everything in a 5 block radius.
That’s hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle!
Awww….I see the snausage feet again. Lol. Poor thing. I really wish she would just wear some flats.
Or even some chunky boots .. they still can have heels .. just more support. Poor feetsies.
Someone elsewhere pointed out that if you look at the old and the new couch dress pics- she’s not as big now. That might be the point. I do think she’s being more careful in her own mad little way.
I went as a zombie Kim Kardashian for Halloween, because my original costume wouldn’t accommodate my growing bump, or my need to pee every 5 minutes! It came together really well, and I won scariest costume at the party we attended. Apparently the idea of an undead Kardashian scares a lot of people.
that’s because it would REALLY never go away !!
She must own hundreds of pregnancy coats.
@ Ev, they do look exactly like that, and if you stuck a pin in them they would probably explode. I do wonder though what her blood pressure is like. She looks to be verging on pre-eclampsia again, she should be at home, with her feet up at this stage of the game.
and miss a photo op?
Never!!
*By the way, thanks for the explosion image.
I think it is pretty funny, actually.
Better than ‘sexy pregnant witch’
Oh just wait until next year.
This woman really believes that she is some kind of icon.
You can tell from her feet in those shoes that she’s dealing with preeclampsia again. Not sure why she’s willing to risk her health and the health of her unborn baby to stomp around doing pointless sh-t she doesn’t need to do in skintight clothing and 6 inch heels. Just stay the hell home and chill out. She’s too much.
But, here’s the other thing – she supposedly has placenta accreta. That puts her at high risk to begin with (from all I have read) and so should not be stomping around for that reason (if it is true). She didn’t care last time, why would she care this time.
Given how many people dressed up as Kim Kardashian this Halloween, I think it is hilarious that she went as herself.
she is wearing those “gleeves” LOL!
Gleeves is my new word of the day. Thanks for that!
What a half assed costume. It’s not like the look was iconic or she was recreating a socially viral moment. Who even remembers that dress? She put on a damn dress she has worn before…so what. Where’s the brilliance in that?
That pic of her is so photoshopped. I saw some raw video footage of her last week where she showed her legs and they did not look like that !
I just don’t understand why she still insists on being papped with those coats every time hiding God knows what! Is she that afraid of being forgotten or being replaced in the pap world for these last few months? She’s always making sure her bump and front is exposed while hiding her back. How utterly ridiculous! She probably feels for Lamar somewhere in that body but, I can imagine her pouting cause Khloe is getting all the attention right now.
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Kim Kardashian is trolling all these people ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Brilliant. Love it.
Yep, I think she’s enjoying trolling everyone.
So she went as a horribly upholstered couch with a narcissistic personality disorder. Creative.
Thats a great costume ,plastic pornstar.
Hahahahahaha! So even she thinks that stupid dress looked like a terrible costume?! It took her a long time to realize it, but now she knows she went to the Met gala as a carpet!
The funny part is she actually kept that dress in her closet for 2 years. I guess she thinks her “costumes” will end up in a museum one day.
Of course it’s still in her closet, it’s custom Givenchy. Like the dress or not it would be majorly messed up to throw that away like a piece of crap from from Forever21.
Heh, I liked that costume – IMO it was meant to be self-mocking and shows that she has some sense of humor about herself.
Well….it is a terrifying costume!
I feel like Kim’s entire family has upstaged this pregnancy. Didn’t Caitlyn Jenner announce her gender transition right after or right before Kim announced her pregnancy? And after the Diane Sawyer interview, arguably one of the biggest pop culture moments of this year, nobody cared about the status of her womb. Then Scott Disick was seen cheating on Kourtney and went on a bender leading to their split. Kylie and her weird relationship with Tyga and then Lamar’s overdose and the serious repercussions and the trauma Khloe has had to go through… Caitlyn sabotaged her pregnancy announcement and Lamar’s hospitalization forced her to postpone her baby shower. Poor Kim!
ha…that theory about her being annoyed seems believable considering she went to visit him as soon as the news broke. would having her baby shower get more media or her visiting Lamar get more media?? HMMMMMmmm!!!!!!!!
once they pushed him out of their family, none of them were ever linked to him except Khloe. i thought it was so odd Kim cancelled her baby shower to go visit him so quickly
She looks like a badly-upholstered sofa in that flowery dress. Can she not get it thro’ her skull that posing a la red carpet when heavily pregnant is undignified and looks absolutely bloody ridiculous!
What is so “undignified” about posing on a red carpet while heavily pregnant??
She went as a sausage casing. My gosh…what a mess….and she thinks she’s a trend setter???
She should have worn her 2005 face with it!
Scary!
I think Kim wore the “couch dress” again hoping for negative social media comments. Kim is ready to start whining about how people are mocking her weight and it’s so “unfair”.
I feel like her makeup artist was channeling a different Halloween costume… More along the lines of Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor. Amirite?!
I hope this is done in the spirit of self-mocking, because that would be the first + I’d have to give her.
My favorite pregnancy costume was when I went as Santa Claus. I was taking my kid sister for her last time, and I wish I’d thought to bring a big red bag of candy to hand out, because I was being swarmed by kids all night.